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OneCorner:
Why do igbos like dying with one or two of dere family member?
They don't die alone... Either husband and their kids or the whole family member

Death just happens. Ewedu soup cleared a whole family in south west last october. Stop making fun with death.

If yoruba are threatening, I just go back to my sleep. It is an empty threat.

I am still shocked that prof. Itsey Sagay could come out to defend Buhari after his blunder. The leaders are not the problem but the followers and the sycophants (like prof. Sagay). In a saner country people will be resigning for such blunder.

Fugly

I don't mind paying 2million for 1gb for 9mobile their internet speed is fast like a speed of light. I once used GLO. It was like watching a horror movie.

Abee79:
Haba 7 minutes? By then the lady's engine would not have been revved enough for proper action . . .

Don't be disappointed man. I cant come and die on top woman.

Tell her that you have been cheating on her, she will break up with you. Thank me later.

[quote author=MzDeeb post=62953848]Hmmmmm... Still trying to fathom what these gays enjoy o.
The anus has nerve ending and it is so sensitive.
I remember those period i had to pass out strong p*oo... Person go dey shine eyes for toilet ..e go remain small make eye socket pluck out sef.. Cos d stuff Its always painful
It is painful sweet
Na e some pple dey collect bigger things [d**k] inside d anus almost every time. Na wa o....

Infact, over try dey worry una sef.. U guys are courageous.

Anyways.. I pray God will heal u permanently..

I also pray others learn and desist from this barbaric act. Yea they need help cos it is unnatural God created male and female for a reason.

You are good(I mean in ur writing). Stay away from toxic ladies for your own happiness. You are too young to die.

7 minutes, anything above that you are killing yourself.

I am in support of polygamy. There are too many women. Lets help this ladies.

The way girls are coming out to say 'rape', I am afraid one day my girl will also join them too. Pls girls, rape is a forceful penetration.

He is talking nonsense, a wife is a helpmate. If she doesn't give you money what will she use the money she earns to do.

I curse you arsenal, you will never win any match again. Come on ten mins draw you can't give me.

I go with ecl 4 vs 11

This is too muchThis is too muchThis is too much

pocohantas:
Congrats to her. Her determination payed off.

It is "paid off".

Lies

python1:
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Exactly, this is very apparent in the behaviour of IPOB bastards as that is what they have steadily demonstrated over time. All they know and do is insult, insult and more insults.

There is too much hatred in you, purge it out and be free.

Nonsense, the only rape I know is the one done by force(involving tearing of clothes).

I am so happy that buhari won, so that we can now see a disaster that he is. Had it been that jonathan won we could be hearing things like "Nigeria would have been dubai" or "One naira would have been equal to 1 dollar. Buhari disappointed me big time after bragging with him as a visionary leader.

Fear dey catch me, I will always be alert when I quarrel with a woman.

Jakumo:
On top of a tree ! Kai, that must have been one very intense hunting trip.

Did the gentleman hunter explain what he was doing on top of a tree, in that Bulgarian forest ? Was he attempting to ambush baboons and other dangerous monkeys who had been using that tree as an emergency exit, after they might have finished illegally eating farmers' corn ?

Now, as a fellow hunter, I must confess that I am very eager to master this technique of grappling with baboons high up in trees, where any miscalculation could cause either me, the baboon, or even BOTH of us, to lose our footing and fall 60 feet to mother earth.

Delving into the specifics of baboon wrestling in trees, I will need more detail on how to avoid being stabbed by those long sharp yellow teeth that baboons use for waging battle to such deadly effect, both on the ground and in the trees.

Would it be advisable to grab the baboon by the neck, and then preemptively bite him on the face, Mike Tyson style, so as to gain the upper hand early in the battle ?

Finally, since I rely very heavily on Juju-Motive Technology to accomplish my hunting objectives, I seek to gain some insight from you, about which particular charms, amulets and talismans I should tie around my waist, preparatory to each tree-ambush baboon hunting expedition.

Thank you in advance, and God bless Nigeria.

Haba bros. You don weak me.

It is callous.

Women and going naked on their birthday is now the latest.

Nonsense, nobody poisoned her.

The only woman that made that list dey make me fear.

Caseless:
It's always difficult for incumbent to do well in debate( except you're an Obama or fashola) because you have records on ground to be used to judge you. But for those aspiring to kick you out, they do very little at debate and can even tell the world what they can't do, but the incumbent can't cos his hands have been seen.


The poor performance from Obiano is understandable.

Remove fashola from there, no be only fashola.

True talk, I watched Nigeria played yesterday, it was as if I was watching a horror movie. Abeg is this how we are going to play in the world cup.

Poverty don leave this family, the boy will grow up to be the greatest scam in the world.