₦airaland Forum

Ubenedictus:
U really need to read up ur history esp d laws ur protestant guy made, ask d anabaptist.

He should read well on France, it will help him expand his horizon, he should read well on England too, but the real issue is that christians must come together to fulfill the words of Christ by spreading the gospel instead of engaging in digging painful and divisive history...

News reaching us from our own faction of Sahara reporters is that President Buhari who is currently enjoying his vacation in the United kingdom called the Acting President Yemi Osinbajo to facilitate with him on his birthday, it is no longer a strange news that people born in the month of March tend to make good administrators in the absence of their bosses, President Buhari has been very happy with the achievements of the Acting President in the course of his unscheduled prolonged vacation, he also wanted to reassure us that he will be returning home soon to continue with his good plans for Nigerians, he is also grateful for our prayers and financial support via tax payers money. However trouble started when he called and the P.A to the PA to the P.A of the Acting President wasn't around to pick up the call, and to make things worst there was no airtime to call back because the MTN vendor hasn't supplied him airtime for about 2days, and Etisalat has been shocked by the rumored take over plans by some banks so they no longer supply free airtime to the office of Mr Osinbajo. In another twist of the story Mr. Buhari who was visibly angry sent Osinbajo a text message that "I am coming home very soon,shey you don't want to pick my calls again, mmmmmm naso life be?". When Mr Osinbajo borrowed airtime from MTN, he was shocked at the tithe he was to pay back to MTN, so an urgent meeting between his office and that of MTN has been slated for today to prove that the Government is really working. Mr Osinbajo has promised to provide the required Change we voted for before 2019.

N.B CAVEAT EMPTOR,BELIEVE THIS STORY AT YOUR OWN RISK

What do u expect from them, BTW I didn't bother myself with the long sermon [size=8pt][/size]

Lying Party, prepare to pack out by 2019, a party that has not achieved anything but survives by blaming anyone possible for their unfortunate mischief, in saner countries they would have been called to order by now, but as we all know, we live in a country without principles, a Visionless and directionless government, BTW may Buhari come back soon. Ameen

ifyan:
Chai Chai their is God oh

Although he is dead, his manhood still lives on

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ifyan:
How PEJ use talk am Dat year

"Born and troway

Na only you waka come

sarrki:
We need to get serious about our foreign policy

So that our citizens outside of the shore of Nigeria can be treated with dignity

Our government is never serious bro

Wonderful merciful saviour

elegantslayer:
AMEN,tanx so much

And Jesus had compassion on them" Most times I feel lazy to type I wish nairaland has audio stuff, God will help us to interpret what we can 1. Pray against the spirit of backwardness, setback and disgrace. 2.Please go for deliverance, let the Holy Spirit deliver you from any spiritual husband, please try and find a powerful deliverance minister, fast and read psalms 82 $88 3.Pray against household enemies, when u flew simply meant u were saved by a strong hand, there is confusion in the council of the enemies, use Psalm 24,35 ND 37 to pray always. 4. Pray against household enemies, God will not allow your blessings to be caged. Tell God to pursue them that pursue u. 5.Pray that you will not die before your time, pray against untimely death, pray against unfinished goals please. 6. Don't have a desire for what is not yours, if you obey God you shall eat the fruit of the land. 7. Pray against blackmail and shame. 8. Pray for your blessings to come. 9. Pray against the spirit of poverty and wretchedness, oh may you never gather like an ant. 10. An angel of the lord was sent to rescue you. Whenever you pray , try to tell God that it is only him you have, pray for divine help Remember JESUS SAVES...

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Even if people should fast like Elijah, what should be the prayer point cos it seems za fresident is still healthy he just dey rest na

Baba, u still tell all these lies even @ 80? You still paint yourself as a saint? While many people have linked you with the problems of Nigeria, I will not join the bandwagon because it is not easy to attain 80years or stupidity or wisdom, anyway thanks for all your contributions to the development of Nigeria, you gave us Goodluck who sold yams and you pulled him back by supporting another man who has deserted from his office.... Anyways Bo Ifiok sir

Ok oh, maybe he will help build some alimajiri schools anytime he becomes President

This man na real Don

avaa:
I am god myself. So no, but thank you.

Don't worry bro, I still have you in my prayers

That is Biafra land, all hail the IPOBS

avaa:
Home to what if I may ask?

Ha go and be a Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, confusionist,, Taoist, Maoist, Hindu or anything, just try and find a being to worship biko

Pastafarian:
and Odin looked upon the Christians with pity

Are u atheist bro? Not bad but try and come home soon especially if you were not born an atheist

explorer250:
you still haven't said anything meaningful

Ionoo you but think well, man is free but constantly in chains

explorer250:
I am tired of life. I feel depressed and like a failure. it seems that God has failed me
there is something I seriously prayed about but it didn't work out and that shattered my faith.
I have read things here from atheists and satanists and there arguments are very convincing and for the first time in my life I doubted the bibles credibility.
but no matter how I try to leave God and Christianity it seems as if I am a hostage to something that draws me back and I just can't run away but always comes back to God. my academics is failing and detest being a failure with everything in me. I feel frustrated and sometimes I think God is my problem

"And Jesus looked upon them with pity"

Prospero01:
Any father who doesn't talk or speak to his sons and daughters is not their biological father. That said I have over time experience God leading, his voice and awesome power. I was in a shop where they sell Christian books and a woman walked in. Immediately I heard a voice, that woman has so and so infirmity right now. I didn't hesistate to tell her, the exact spot. She confirmed it. Secondly, when I wanted to be promoted at work, I had him say this week, they will promote you at your place of work. I called my friend told him. That week the HR called me gave me my letters of promotion.
A lady in Port Harcourt who was due to put to bed, passed 9months, someone gave her my contacts number. Mind you I wasn't a pastor. I just hate seeing people in pains. I prayed with her, told her I see a male child and that she would put to bed without CS. She confirmed it that scan has shown she was indeed expecting a male child. Guess what, she put to bed without CS. I haven't seen her or met her till date.
Another is somone sending money from my village to us in Lagos. I saw it clearly, told my mom the person sending it. She didn't heed to it because the money came and she almost lost her life. I had to pray and she had a dream where God told her I warned you through your son but to accept this.
A lady friend invited me to her house, while with her I heard a voice saying call the mom, tell her this and this. The ailments she is suffering from. I did. The mother and daughter were like who could have told you this.

I am use to so many of this and can go on and on. It's only a fool that says in his heart, there is no God. Shalom

Wow I feel blessed with what u wrote, God bless u bro

adatemi:
Mine was 2007 after my lumpectomy surgery. Became jumpy since breast cancer diagnosis and around this period I started reading the Bible. On this particular day, I woke up middle of night after dreaming that the cancer came back then I heard my name and voice asking me to go back to sleep that He (God) is here with me. Immediately I heard that I was overcome with peace and went back to sleep. When I woke up in the morning, I reminisce about what took place & knew it was God that spoke to me. To His Glory, I will be celebrating my 10th Anniversary of been Cancer Free. Thank you JESUS!

Wow thanks to God, he is the healer

donnie:
Of course not... and that's why the angel said:
"... The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God." -Lk 1:35

The Holy Spirit is the sanctifier.

Do you think God randomly selected her or he must have prepared her for a long time? At what stage do you think the Holy Ghost must have sanctified her please?

missnawty:
Overated sh!t!

Lol

donnie:
They regard "church tradition" more highly than the scriptures.

Mary wasn't conceived without sin. That's an outright lie.

Does your God dwell in a dirty place?

ramaju:
I slept sometime today in the afternoon and I saw myself in a hotel room with a pretty lady whom I understood in the dream was a Banker. I saw one of my age mates in the village open the door to the hotel room where we were and said something, then another who happened to be my best friend then came into the same room. I asked him how did it go and he went ahead to show the lady the transactions he had for the day. After a while, the lady told me while we were lying down that she has decided to follow me from 2 feet. I was trying to say I am married but instead I was smiling and thinking how will somebody follow another from 2 feet, is it because I am taller? I was thinking just this when I woke up.

Man is distinct from animals because of his freewill, God has shown you the plans of the evil one, don't fall into adultery or it may wreck your marriage if you are married or you may bear a very difficult cost which may be hard to redeem, study his words, pray for the grace to resist Satan.

julibos:
I have a few dreams here.

*I saw myself speaking with my one of my supervisors(a subordinate) at work, it was like when I’m doing my daily handing over when I’m about to close for the day, after speaking with her ,the next thing I saw was, I was telling the driver to please wait for me as I would be following him, I was trying as much as I could to hurry up so I can leave with him, I carried a big pawpaw fruit with my two hands ,holding it firmly at both ends together ,because the pawpaw was sliced, not peeled. I held them firmly together and went to the changing room, on entering I met some staff lounging there so I dropped the pawpaw on the bed and mentioned the name of the supervisor I was speaking with earlier to them that she would come and carry it from there. I ran to the driver as I knew he was still waiting for me and in my heart I was praying for the ability to run fast enough to meet him.

*I went into the bathroom with the intention of preparing to bath my kids and on getting there I saw two buckets of water, on checking the water I saw there were dirt’s in it, like faeces so I threw it away wondering who poured such in the water, I checked the second bucket and saw exactly the same poo pieces in the water and poured out into the bath tub, I went to complain to someone in the same building looks like work place, that who could have done this ,he mentioned a higher boss and asked a lady to follow me to clean up .

*I was about to board a bus ,and saw the seat I was going to sit on ,but as I proceeded to enter someone from the back seat came forward and sat on the same sit I wanted ,so I said to myself I wasn’t going to the back seat she came from so I let down a sit right beside her on same row, as I was about to sit down I realized I was pressed and said to myself ,I can’t sit through the journey in discomfort I need to wee, so I got down immediately ,looking for a place to wee, on searching for an appropriate place I saw a familiar person ,maybe a friend or colleague ,whom I asked what are you doing here ,why are you not seated in the bus and the person responded the bus is not moving now till 6pm so there’s no need to hurry or rush, I went ahead to ease myself as I was rounding up, my wristwatch fell down ,I then decided to kick into the pit (seems like it was pit latrine) something stopped me and asked me to pick it ,that the wrist watch is new, why throw it away, I should continue using it, I only need to change the battery. I woke up.

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ray well, pray against shame, don't allow the enemy take away the place God has prepared for you, don't allow your blessings to be stolen... God gives a revelation when there is a liberation. It is well sir

Pishureeeeee

The sad truth is that the Nigerian GOVERNMENT has never cared for her citizens, you can imagine no action was even taken against South Africa, the reason is that we only have a bunch of egocentric leaders suffering from kleptomania, may God save us by hook or by crook. Ameen

EFCC never catch this Jonathan guy