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BABANGBALI:
Na wa o, so person no fit fok in peace again?

Only in Ashawo house will u hear these:

*1. Abeg cum make I wear cloth.
2. Oga do fast naa.
3. See ds osho free man, u like better toto u no wan pay money.
4. Make am 5k nah, i go Bleep u well.
5. U neva release? Haa!!!
6. Na only Bleep u pay for oo, no dey touch my breast.
7. Bros abeg do, make i go hustle.
8. Customer, customer hw far naa.
9. Add 1k make i suck ur prick.
10. See ur small prick (chuckles).
11. Wetin naa. Since u dey do ds tin u nefa cum. Toto dey pepper me abeg.
12. Hw much u giv me wey u dey find doggy?
13. Come I will do u well 2day.
14. Abeg get up, e don do. Na so una go dey take tramadol.
15. Na ur mama leg u wan carry up. Abeg respect ursef
16. Wetin u drink come?
17. Oga ppl dey wait outside, hurry up abeg.
18. No carry dat condom comot here oo. No be me una go use do juju.
19. Na talk u wan talk abi na Bleep.
20. Hian!!! Abeg i no dey kiss.
21. Na on top 1,500 u wan change style?
22. No dey turn turn me like dat biko.
23. Oga i swear if ds condom burst u must bring money for medicine oo.
24. Oga yellow, come Bleep better toto.
25. Fine boy come naa, i will do u frm back.
26. Abeg i no dey suck prick for 2k.
27. Wait make i see dat boil for ur prick. Na so una go dey carry disease.
28. Ds one don pass short time oo.
29. Oga abeg use condom, abi u wan share goloria giv me?
30. Touching body - 200, kissing mouth - 250, suckn breast - 300, short time - 500, skin to skin- 1000. Overnight - 2500. If u wan suckn prick u add 500 extra.

Ja**mariwolff:
two gay lovers on that pic below, *sigh!!
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Blessed are the truthful for they sha see God!

Joshuaoseoboh:
Hahahaha, Ozumba dey with us too for Nairaland

Joshuaoseoboh:
Hahahaha, Ozumba dey with us too for Nairaland

Joshuaoseoboh:
Dad: This boy no like school at all
Falz: NA who hussle know the way oh

SirToby:
Good evening friends. It all started with malaria two weeks ago and i used Lonart, i was relieved for some period and i started feeling feverish again. I ran a test and it confirmed Malaria is still positive, and the doctor prescribed P alaxin, i used it but i started feeling restless and uncomfortable since saturday, i have not been Sleeping well, even in my short sleep i have nightmares. i started using Piriton two days ago but i have not been feeling alright, my mind is so heavy and my heart beats so fast, i can't just sleep. I have tried to calm myself down and my friends also have spoken to me but it has not
been working and i just don't know what to do.

IN ADDITION: I'm a pastor's child and similar thing happened to me last year, i was so sick that i could not sleep for days, i remember i prayed and promised God never to have any intercourse with any woman till i marry if i can be healed and start having a good sleep. But the fact remains i'm not a wayward child and the last time I had sex prior to that prayer was 2015.

But two weeks ago, i was tempted and i could not resist the urge and i had sex with a lady but the sickness has already began prior to the sex but it has not Metamorphosized to sleeplessness and restlessness. I have asked God for forgiveness and i sincerely promise him never to do such again and i'm ready to stand by it this time. I knelt on the alter after Sunday service to make the vow.


But i'm scared maybe God is punishing me for breaking my vow with him the first time and he wants me to confess to my parents that are pastors. Please i need reasonable advise, i'm so scared to sleep whenever i wants to, my eyes are so red as i'm typing now due to lack of sleep. And which medicine can i talk or what can i do to put my mind at rest. Thanks Friends.

donstan18:
You didn't sanctify the sex you had with that lady.

You should have prayed before sex, we should always remember to call God in every enjoyment we do, for he is our provider.

Always pray before sex by saying.

Bless us oh Lord, and bless this our gift, which we are about to receive and enjoy, out of your bounty and goodness, through christ our lord. Amen!

handsomeyinka:
I for be gay sef....This one weak me.

Kokaine:
dont worry very soon you will give a testimony that will inspire others. just keep on with the struggle and trust God. Remember that millions of sperm swarm in a race to fertilise an egg. and the winner was you. God chose you for a purpose and it will be fulfilled very soon inshaAllah

ELKHALIFAISIS:
they look gayish... hope they are not fvcking

VanNistelrooy24:
I think you're mistaking me for your father.

VanNistelrooy24:
Op, say the truth, shey your prick rise?

BABANGBALI:
Baba does not need rest, he needs to step down and handover to the Vice president






Pls if you know anybody who wants to sell his or her car, any model & any colour, with AC and you are sure it's in perfect working condition & valid papers, with price around 2.5 or 3 million, as long as d engine is not weak yet, pls let the person sell it, it's none of my business.

Fairgodwin:
You mean on Nairaland directly?

Fairgodwin:
Yes sir. Though it's a little old now; it was about 2/3 years ago when I was still in school.

ikemesit4477:
who told you!

ikemesit4477:
she is calling these 3 inches stuff big cucumber!

Virus777:
Hehehe. One of the oloshos wey Davido fukc the other time said he has small dick. Now this one is saying he has big bulala. Which one we go come believe now?

LesbianBoy:
Why do these oloshos always describe the length of a guy's d*ck and his performance in bed

What are we suppose to do with such information!

Senseless girls everywhere

Fairgodwin:
Thank you sir. Your words were helpful.

martineverest:
didnt u watch when he showed his fellow housemates his diick?they were all crying.

martineverest:
vanity.....after xposing your rat diick[/b] to ur fellow housemates and bisola used it as a straw?...smh

ollah1,come and have ur say