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Damfostopper:
lol which kind yeye shadow go cut for that place.... The guy dey wear long stockings inside before the white socks, he is also wearing sweater inside before the Tshirt.....

Y dem go flog am??.... Afterall he is wearing the white outside.... The same way Corpers d wear for camp when it's early morning

its shodow bro. Check the areas covered by the shadow, seem a tree or someone is behind them the afternoon

slyd90:
They were given permission to go to the nearest bank for BVN certificate and for the WAEC Oga Kusada was selling scratch card ..Only those who graduated for long but could not provide their Original Certificates were sent home

how many interval is accepted pls

tenderlaw:
Only navy salutes differently. Army and airforce are the same.

senior have spoken. This one oga Tenderlaw show face hmmmmmm. I smell rat oooo

sikowitz17:
Confirmed from the girl that passed out course 45 from my state..she said they increased it from 15k to 18k and all SSC course 45 cadets got paid 18k monthly while the other part was saved for them till passing out..

was it from the 18k they saved from? Or .......... I mean total

The silence here is making one like afraid oooo. Hope all is well?

sikowitz17:
lol its sweet now until you enter and terma 3 prep wingers begin show you pepper..

the pepper go still sweet because him don't enter. That pip ehmmmmm

Edyice:
How many of you saw the ARMY video on instablog this morning ...

Correct war

the Link pls

BabaIbo:
Stop mocking the guy, it's enough...

This is a race, everyone go bear him papa name....

The last FRSC screening I met some guys working in private sectors and earning good salaries but their major complain is job security...

See if you're earning 400k+ and you don't have job security, you won't be comfortable. And if it happens someone earning 500k+ is sacked from his or her place of work(unexpectedly even if he or she expected it), there is no way he or she won't be depressed or enter sad mood...
So do your own and leave others, if they are forming, na for their heads and if not it's all good...
Your major aim should be how to make it

my bro leave that thing, don't tell me you know this guy in person and he is attacking everybody due to his frustration.

Prudent5217:
Uncle you should be talking about yourself not someone else. Enough of this banter

enough ke? Noooooooo. He has scared people away too much.

OCKEHINDE:
Very nice course bro. Your course of study is needed in the army, you will become HIM officer.

My uncle is also HIM officer, he attained the rank of Major 3 years ago.

They can ask you anything, you must have a good knowledges in both local and international health history /cases. You must be conversants with diseases names and prevention.
Just ready to face any funny questions like these (1) if you come across any dying person besides the road, what is your first idea of how help?. (2) by law who should responsible for removal of dead body abandoned in the street....you be asked a lot questions on prevention of diseases, the role of every healths organization in the world and when they established.

NB: you will face a serious and multiple questions when you get to the panel, you must be a sharp and smart guy, you also need to be vocal, five officers might be asking you a different question at a time, I have not been there before but previous candidates who's now an officer told me his experience, ARMY would like to confused till you forget you name. Don't try to stammer (Army will never take stammerer) or answering likes these "you know you know you know"as an answers, make sure you avoid using big grammars or any complex words, idiom, slang, don't too follow rules of english pronounciation I mean *Diction* don't pronounced army as Amy, don't pronounced water as warer, just be your self. Don't ever try to correct any officer in anyway especially when you discovered that they are grammatical faulty.

This is somebody experience let take it as case of study: the officer said: can you *confused* us that if you were considered for the enlistment you would give army the best in you? Instead of my guy to answer "yes" he started correcting the Coloney that his grammar is faulty: it's convinced not confused*. My people behold: they sent him away immediately...Over Sabi dey kill many candidates. Hmmm remember village people dey real oo. Lol

This consultant u hia watin him talk ba? U wey like ITK no go there go correct them ooooo

Mode9Juma:
lexy you are funny, i am not a doctor, make i tell you something, not everyone you see on this thread is jobless, some are even typing from their office desk, for you to say nobody in this thread is earning six digit salary really surprise me, because to your shallow thoughts and reasoning is that if somebody is earning that much money why is he here? Why looking for job? Why join the army? Bro there is what we call passion and dream. Bro some of us u see are contract staff, some work wit NGO, some work wit private firms, some are under pressure, some want that job security but what do i know? because you are just growing up, life is yet to hit and humble you, so continue generalizing calling people names, what is 6digit salary? People resign from private sector where they earn 150k 200k and accepts offers from FG level 7 where they start earning 70-80k but what do i know? Lexy you are just a child, i know a guy earning 223k but he also applied this same dssc. Continue abusing everyone

bros thanks for this buy don't defend his lies.

Console yourself more.

[quote author=ugo4u post=82937702]Nawa o !! things dey happen[/quote

I have forgiven you sha. U can now continue with ur lifestyle as a consultant. Sarcasm hmmmmm

KODACK:
That was fun......wasn't it

fun to your fellow doctors and consultants not me.

LexyJay02:
Our Doc. don look for Job tire, wan try Army as a consolation if e fit work. U go think say nah hin like army pass, he will say he's passionate, he's ready to leave his medical comfort and ready to give his life for what he believes in. He even said he tried to stop his brother from applying because he want to send him abroad to go study and enjoy life..... . Las Las, I still found our Doc for one scholarship thread on NL too, our Doc is looking for scholarship to Japa at least if work no come all these years.

no mind ham. Him done fool us for long, my pain be say people come dey fear ham to ask questions. Sarcasm indeed!

The next he will do is posting funny pictures for cover up. I don't know of others but as for me, I am not moved. Fake doctor, sarcasm indeed!

I am not a doctor nor a consultant but I know one if I see him even on social media. Sarcasm indeed!

I watch a video from YouTube about a female Major with baby factory house. I smell a rat. Hmmmmm consultant and a to be major. Issorite!

The funniest thing is that his brain is empty of military issues and still will not calm down and watch like others who are willing to learn. Sarcasm indeed, continue pls!

So this guys is a fake doctor? U half scared have of the person away from asking questions all in the name of sarcasm. My friend real people don't make noise like you. Calm down.

More of the real men on the forum we shall know, though we don't comment but often time check and follow you guys who contributed positively and negatively. Continue pls!

BabaIbo:
Hello Nairalanders, please is the list for the recent recruitment exercise out (I mean the next stage after registration)?
Please help a brother it is urgent, I want to know

not yet

Valleys:
A whole lot of obese officers in the military. It's alarming. Especially those in the support services. Office duty makes them lazy.

DSSC people, na dem be that oooo. Lazy officers.

iamawara:
Why is the photo card file/page not in pdf or word format just like the other files? Or is it me that is seeing it like that

if u are using PC, just ctl+p and save as PDF and then save to email or anywhere you want. This what I did, u nay do same. Thanks

ugo4u:
Hope you have sha tidy your age! or sworn a backdated affidavit to that effect cos you talking about tell magazine have already given out as an over age applicant abi you they apply as consultant?
Registration as of Thursday was almost a 100k

100k for DSSC or SSC?

LexyJay02:
You are not alone bro. But being overweight is not an issue for DSSC candidates. People overweight were taking during the last screening of DSSC

Kindly don't overtake the moringa, it has its own Chronic detrimental effect, it has some conc. antinutrient too that can badly damage the liver.

Do you know who backed those overweight people up. U better leave this guy make he reduce him weight to be at a safer side. But Too much of moringa is detrimental, abeg take him advice ooooo.

KODACK, I saw this just today at the front page of tribune news paper. What do u have to say about it?

Pls, find a way to get it corrected since it's system that will make the selection as I learnt. U know it will do matching I.e comparing ur bvn with ur form. My taught though. I advice u remail them with ur username and reg no will stating ur complaints. Thanks

Hopeyehmey:
Wow i never knew this could be done oo...pls how sure are u bro..?

And thanks for this important message...

To change ur age on your bvn you must have a valid ID card bearing that date of birth.

KODACK give ur kind response to this question pls

Give people chance to express themselves pls. Chide them not away, our "foolish" might help the group when answered. Bros, remember it's not how far but how well. The race is not for the strong pls calm down on ur attack .

Thefoolishsometimesiswise!

KODACK:
I get your point.

Don't use the phrase "be guided" anyhow again ......cos it's only used for people who go astray, which I'm sure am not......

Oga, when you want something.....you go extra mile to get it......I have read through page 1 to current page cos I don't wanna go amiss while applying..... I read all the drama and fun.

And I have asked only one question here cos it was never discussed, ever .... Which is "what's the BMI range in the army?"...... cos the army range might be different from the general medical range, and note...it wasn't part of the registration, it was for me to prepare for the task ahead........ Those are the kind of questions we want to hear.

We wanna hear questions pertaining screening, chawusing,fun,race,and so more......not about the registration......cos a thousand answers have been given to even unasked questions.


I really don't mean to rubbish anyone's personality.....am just having fun........ Just feel free to express yourself and ask questions...... Love you all.

If u have power to remove someone from the group u must have removed all of us. Dictatorship specifying the kind of questions I should ask.