₦airaland Forum

softysparky:
Then it's understandable because that's the first question people would ask. i just don't like that they live very close to each other.

K...but both of them are just lucky to have come from a Christian background, she for done offload her womb loads finish if she's from Muslim north

softnipples:
Who's watchin porn

The Cc camera and your wide eye balls!!!

Calbarian:
It's illegal to have sex in a public place

Says who And how is the rest room now a public figure?

softnipples:
Who's watchin porn

The Cc camera and your wide eye balls!!!

softysparky:
I don't like the idea of you both living in the same street. Just leave her alone. You might not want to sleep with her now but believe it will happen very soon.

What if she's 18 or above by then.?

opeyemisteph:
Before you finish this guy all ya...Know that we have people who are 12, 13 years older than their wives, this might be one of those in the making. He doesnt want to sleep with her. With his experience he could guide and guard her. Abeg let the poor girl enjoy the love from an experienced dude who doesn't wanna see her pant rather thn those riff raffs who would nyansh her at the slightest opportunity. And besides, a sixteen year old of the 21st century is like a 30 year of the 19th century, those kids know a lot.

Well said if the guy can do it

Macmilla:
Dude, I find it hard to be impressed by guys. It's not my fault and I've not said you are not good enough. Just my opinion.

Lol...



You're not the only one...

Macmilla:
Bros calm down, none of them have impressed me.

Are you serious?

...this is going to be more interesting than the females..

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Where is my name?




Cc:Dygeasy

JigsawKillah:
and you can rap?
i doubt you can even sit and script a couple of nice bars

Without criticism the dude won't make it no where,...


The lyrics are good, but the flow is to poor for it...


He'll do Better next time after reading some comments pointing out his weak points, not after you guy feel his ego with fake thumbs up!!



Good verse thou

Amnesty my belle...

The Nigerian Army has released a statement reacting to the Amnesty International's report earlier today which indicted Senior Military officers of committing war crimes. The world humanitarian body mentioned names and called for a full investigation of the officers who they allege participated, sanctioned and failed to prevent the deaths of about 8,000 Nigerians since activities of Boko Haram started in Nigeria. See the Army's reaction below...



The Defence Headquarters has noted with dismay the gruesome allegations made by the Amnesty International against some senior military officers serving and retired of the Nigerian Armed Forces. It is unfortunate that all effort made in the allegation was geared towards continuation of blackmail against the military hierarchy in which the organisation had embarked upon as far back as the inception of military’s action against terrorist in the North East.
Read the rest and see the report from Amnesty International after the cut...


The officers mentioned in the report have no reason, whatsoever, to indulge in the allegation made against them. It is unfortunate that the organisation just went out to gather names of specified senior officers, in a calculated attempt to rubbish their reputation as well as the image of the military. The action, no doubt, depicts more of a premeditated indictment aimed at discrediting the country for whatever purpose.


Each of the previous allegations had been thoroughly responded to and cleared in the public and officially. The title down to the body of the allegation smacks of the extreme bias, which is disturbing coming from an otherwise reputable organisation that is expected to be Just and fair to all. Unfortunately in this case, has taken a premeditated position, which is far from noble.
It is curious that a body that has never been able to seriously condemn terror in Nigeria now claims to have done an extensive research with the aim of discrediting the nation’s effort at curtailing terror.


It is clear that Amnesty International (AI) becomes more active in presenting distractive allegations whenever the terrorists are losing ground in the battle. It is very unfortunate that Amnesty International has used this report to further confirm its questionable interest in the counter-terrorism effort in Nigeria.


It will be recalled that the Joint Investigation Team was set up by the Defence Headquarters as part and parcel of efforts to ensure that no detainee suffer unjustly. The detention facilities were thrown open for visits and inspections by independent bodies such as International Committee of the Red Cross and other reputable international organisations and personalities.
Amnesty International is advised to stop playing the role of an irritant coming up loudly only when the terrorists are losing out and remaining silent or complacent whenever the terrorist heightens its atrocities. It is unfair to persist in effort to discredit Nigerian military by seeking all avenues to stigmatise individual officers of the nation’s military purely to satisfy an agenda against the security agencies and image of Nigeria before the international community.


The Nigerian Armed Forces is quite conscious of the fact that the operation has prompted the need to save citizens from abuse of their rights by mindless terrorists. Accordingly, the forces have continued to state and restate its commitment to the rights of Nigerians and all its citizens while prosecuting its anti-terrorism campaign. It is very unfortunate that Amnesty International has chosen to ignore all the responses and clarifications provided to its enquires by the authorities.


It is unfair to rely on records or reports provided by certain disgruntled elements or faceless collaborators who have axe to grind with the system as evidence against officers who have been conscientiously doing their duty to defend the nation and her citizens.
For avoidance of doubt, the Nigerian military does not encourage or condone abuse


Source: http://www.lindaikeji..com/2015/06/nigeria-army-reacts-to-report-by.html?m=1

Dygeasy that exemplary picture you put on ain't showing... I'm done and tired of refreshing the page incase it might display but to no avail... please do something about it abegiooo!!!

Luckygurl:
Hmmmm!!!!



I've got a busy schedule, won't have the time to campaign..

Don't worry about the campaign, some will do it and your endorsement is just more than enough!

Luckygurl:
Who's your candidate?

I'm my own candidate dear!



My name will be included in next update by dygeasy

write2obi:
I nominate Naijaboiy second term thingz

https://www.nairaland.com/naijaboiy

Oboy see obj instinct,...


Help tell naijaboy to come be my manager...

Luckygurl:
Hi! Pastor...
Hope you're taking this ministry to it's permanent site?

Ministry indeed...


Be my Co-campaign manager please

Jarizod:
boss.. I need ur support oo

Pray and fast I don't erupt out as a candidate

Macmilla:

This is how it is done...


I nominate myself via www.nairaland.com/raplawd

Cc...
Dygeasy

Macmilla:
I don't want to go to church on Sunday and the pastor will say, after so much kabashing, "there is a young man here who has been crowned in the spirit world"

No be me o!

alright, you want the physical one?


You might have it but with w Great struggle

Macmilla:
This is just like telling someone that his reward is in heaven. Abeg, I no wan spiritual crown, it even sounds demonic. I want physical one.

Oboy! See race!!!

Lamispaco:
1) That embarrassing moment when your long time crush catches you watching porn
2) That embarrassing moment when Konji grips you while making a presentation
3) That embarrassing moment you gbagaun in front of your crush
4) That embarrassing moment a brother tells you your top is revealing your nipple early in the morning
5) That embarrassing moment your supposed silent fart comes out loud
6) That embarrassing moment a girl sees your prick
7) That embarrassing moment you ejaculate prematurely
That embarrassing moment you mistakenly opened the bathroom without knocking and the opposite sex is in
9) That embarrassing moment your tight skirt tears while trying to pick something up
10) That embarrassing moment you go about walking in a torn trouser without knowing.
11) That embarrassing moment wind blows up your short gown and you try to hold it down but already you see a lot of people staring at you.
12) That embarrassing moment your wig falls of on the road. Lol...remember Waje
13) That embarrassing moment you try forming Behind and your Mama fall ur hand.

Cc Lalasticlala
Farano
Ishilove

Is this what you call embarrassment...


Embarrassment is when you can't do your are meant to do....

Others are mishappings

ANGELMARVE:
LOL

Now I got you loling.... Hahaaa

Macmilla:
Abeg where the crown dey? Who dash me?

*checks under the bed, under the pillow, inside the pot, etc*

Don't worry, it's spiritual and unless you're got a spiritual eyes like I do... it's No for your eyes!

ANGELMARVE:
apologies to ur DP, are u an armed robber? no offence

Not actually... but might be my next hobby, you know they say it's fun... after all,ladies likes the look!!!



#BadBoiFaze

Ayima:
Anytime i wanna take a pix i always forget to smile, i only remember whem am already done.

It's part of us.... even when one reminds us,we still maintains that look of oboy!, get lost!

Macmilla:
Yeshhhh. Shee ma pinshur bilow.
Make sure you vote for me.

Already checked you out... you already got a crown, still need another one?

Ayima:
But wait o, i notice say e d hard guys to smile for pix why.

Cus boiz are not smiling!!!

Macmilla:
That's me. They both nominated me.

Hmmm...you're really handsome...