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True

Marlicque:
I pity you o

the feeling is mutual brah

Sell it jawe...

eyinjuege:
Dude, she's just 35 years old....

really, u tot she should be like 50 something.. Chai!

Doesn't make him gay tho.. Jes saying

noskeybaba:
Plot twist: the guy has no girlfriend. He's just texting and replying himself to know if he can make NL fp.

I'm guessing u do that also...

Smh, looks like prank from the beginning jo

Ok, Thank You Mr Obama

Wait o, I'm coming

Whatever is good for business..

Singing in Ray J's voice "I hit it.. I hit it first".. . That woman is pretty for her age, nice

As a music lover, I fell for that... Lwkm

I hope its worth wasting my MB for sha

chucky234:
Just confirmed my perception of you, undiluted birdbrain.

K

chucky234:
I don't give a fvck about clod like you, check the next door.

can u just shut tha f up dude... Why quote me in the first place sef Guy, swerve go Keke maruwa Lane jo

chucky234:
you see your poor life, a shallow thinker without brain.
Those who seek the truth about life think deep, at least people here have confirmed that they experience some of what I listed here or do you have better answers to those occurrences.
Next time think before letting the world know how dumb and shallow minded you are, chronic goon.

dude.. F**k ur opinion of me... Like I care

Lie... Bia stop that o... Jona called to ask how many years him go use for jail

ayomidegambari:
Dad has been a regular member of PDP meeting for a while, because I voted GMB he promised me that if he wins, he'll send me out of his house. That am a bastard.

Disown him before he disown you..

Na dat guy head sambisa forest dey...

K

Sanyeri Laa Wa naw.. See Big tribal marks for our cheek naw

GhostProtocol:
lol, just saying dude, before it gets to their heads.

I know online fame is cool and all, but reality always sets in eventually, when they log off.

I get U bro... Sha no dey vex like that again.. That was much naw

Airforce1:
album later

Na election matter dey ground now

Taah... We go postpone election for ur album jo

Airforce1:
My name in your mouth like toothpaste

Everyday you got something new

Oops, Did I mention Airforce1 Ok, I think I did.. Na your upcoming album cause am...

Jona to Jega "Guy, I know say you sabi who don win, if no be me.... Ah! I trust you sha... When it is not that you want to die"

take am to inec naw, ki lo kan mi

TakeAway

GhostProtocol:
I hope you know some nigggahs are very different in reality, so quit throwing that thirst word around.
No one is thirsting after dumb nairaland biitches, except maybe a few and even then, it's still mostly a joke.

Dude, that's nonsense naw... Chill naw..

TakeAway

"Alpha Alpha, there is crime at Airforce1 house, see to it.. That's your ASSignment, Over and Out"

Them go play penalty ni.. Straight-away, no extra time sef

Y'all should wake up jo... This is the best time to prepare for post election violence, to give orders to military, even to rig sef... All hope is lost.. Jega fall hand