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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by cococandy(f): 12:11am On Mar 31, 2015
Very interesting election.
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by enoqueen: 12:12am On Mar 31, 2015
The kind of votes APC will get in Lagos, Kano, Kaduna, maiduguri, Sokoto
and Kastina will be like Pick 2, Pick 2, Pick 3, Hold On,
General Market, Last Card, Check Up!




love this to the moon and back.

sai baba.

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Nobody: 12:13am On Mar 31, 2015
Keep calm idiot.
Tuntheycr7:
Lolzzz





The kind of votes APC will get in Lagos, Kano, Kaduna, maiduguri, Sokoto
and Kastina will be like Pick 2, Pick 2, Pick 3, Hold On,
General Market, Last Card, Check Up!




Buhari leading the way.. Forget Enugu state

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by saasala(m): 12:13am On Mar 31, 2015
richtubor:


That will take care of margin @ Rivers and Bayelsa.

GEJ is left with CROSS-RIVERS, EBONYI, EDO and DELTA.

Buhari has BORNU, SOKOTO, ADAMAWA, KEBBI, ZAMFARA, NIGER, YOBE,

I think the winner has emerged.



Never Never Ever Give Up.

Even that EDO na small margin sef
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by obongtunji: 12:14am On Mar 31, 2015
Vithouston:
THIS RESULTS REALLY SHOW THAT NIGERIA IS A DIVIDED COUNTRY. TRIBALISM AND REGIONALISM.
BUHARI WINS NORTH.
JONATHAN WINS SOUTH.
NO PROSPEROUS NATION IS BUILT LIKE THIS.
LETS TELL OURSELVES THE TRUTH.

That's not true, is Ogun, Osun, Oyo north? Because the last time I checked they are south west and those state were won by Buhari. I can't also remember when Plateau and Nassarawa becomes south, because Jonathan is in charge of them
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by xcommando(m): 12:16am On Mar 31, 2015
pussypounder:
dy/dx= vdu/dx+udv/dx
Yea u did calculus in skull,u must be a mathematician or an engineer
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by linusbnn(m): 12:16am On Mar 31, 2015
saasala:


Chairman, you are wrong, use your calculator well abeg...I have never been this sure in all my life.



U sabi use calcu at all sef? I go beat u oooo
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by 0ldirtybastard(m): 12:17am On Mar 31, 2015
chibabe3:

Can someone explain how total votes in Rivers is competing with that of Lagos state. Are we now more in population than Lagos?

*Catch that sabo! Chasing her*

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by windowxp5(m): 12:18am On Mar 31, 2015
Na my own be this.
Abeg, Nigerians Don wise up
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Rexnegro(m): 12:19am On Mar 31, 2015
kinibigdeal:
Lwkmdh hehehehehehehe Pdp never see anything yet sef , borno , sokoto , lagos , gombe , yobe , bauchi , adamawa, kebbi etc still dey warm up o. Sebi they put hope to rig rivers no wahala even if they rig oceans they can't still win CHANGE...!!!

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Rapmaestro(m): 12:20am On Mar 31, 2015
Time for Jega to bargain.. Let's see who is the highest bidder...
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Rexnegro(m): 12:20am On Mar 31, 2015
Chillext:
Abeg let dem keep their records well incaseof any manipulation.


Team GMB#
Lwkmdh hehehehehehehe no worry bro , Pdp never see anything yet sef , borno , sokoto , lagos , gombe , yobe , bauchi , adamawa, kebbi etc still dey warm up o. Sebi they put hope to rig rivers no wahala even if they rig oceans they can't still win CHANGE...!!!

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Slickest(m): 12:21am On Mar 31, 2015
Franiey:

I don even tire sef.... but wait first o, who all this calculation help?

am I missing something some where?
Lol....funny guy....try using a calculator, ur answers should b apc leading with over 2million votes
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by ojosegun2011(m): 12:21am On Mar 31, 2015
In the Southern Nigeria under aged children were not allowed to vote unlike in the Northern Nigeria where an adult is from age of seven (7) years. Despite that abnoe PDP is still leading. PDP will become victorious. PDP powerrrrrr!!!!

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Rapmaestro(m): 12:22am On Mar 31, 2015
Y'all should wake up jo... This is the best time to prepare for post election violence, to give orders to military, even to rig sef... All hope is lost.. Jega fall hand
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by kobonaire(m): 12:24am On Mar 31, 2015
To win, the candidate needs more than 50% of the majority vote nationally and more than 25% in 2/3rds of the states.
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by saasala(m): 12:27am On Mar 31, 2015
linusbnn:



U sabi use calcu at all sef? I go beat u oooo

Issokay
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Nobody: 12:27am On Mar 31, 2015
saasala:
So far APC is leading with 8,520,436 votes while PDP has 6,488,210 votes.

BUHARI leading with 2,032,226

Dont doubt it, click Here to confirm....or if you still doubt, abeg use your calculator

GMB is winning with at least 1M votes if they still insist on the Rivers result, if not, na 2M+

Those SS and SE states remaining cant beat what will come out from the remaining northern states muchless the deficit
you will be shocked!! cheesy it's good you said SS and SE, we wanted you guys to celebrate your glory in this first phase...
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by abdulll6afh(m): 12:27am On Mar 31, 2015
HaHhaa jona this is not an n g s election where 16 persons are morethan 19. Where are your boys who promises you votes where is fani kayode where is dakubo asari who said if you fail he will Destroy north where is bokoharam wHo panic northerners on election day where is namadi who promise you 2million votes in kaduna. Where is gani adams of o p c that promise you votes in lagos where are they. They chop youR money and failed you go and called them to defend you in jegas face hahahahahahahaha you think people that you killed in north east will reduce buharis vote go to hell jonathan
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Archie30: 12:28am On Mar 31, 2015
Just how GEJ improved the lives of ppl in SE to deserve this support is beyond me. Once again, they ve been manipulated into ethnic, tribal n religious politics with absolutely nothing to show for it. Until we in SE, accept that we re the ones holding ourselves back, until we accept that on average we need to be educated more than the rest of the region then we ll stay losers in Nigerian pitch. In the last 4 yrs GEJ represented everything that's wrong with Nigeria and to think that's ok is very laughable. I hope that this change that's going to sweep across every corner of Nigeria will find honest meaning to the ppl in SE. Wake up guys, it's time to move on from the 60s.

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by saasala(m): 12:29am On Mar 31, 2015
shadowgwalker:
you will be shocked!! cheesy it's good you said SS and SE, we wanted you guys to celebrate your glory in this first phase...

Whatever you think or say, just remember say 2M+ dey ground now
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by 0ldirtybastard(m): 12:31am On Mar 31, 2015
Omoh, it's totally been. I smell a disastrous avalanche of impending mayhem.


Meanwhile, here in enugu....


Ebube and his boys are at work...

Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by galadima77(m): 12:32am On Mar 31, 2015
Franiey:
The results so far for the second stage

KWARA
APC - 302 146
PDP - 132 602

KADUNA - 23LGAs
APC - 1 127 760
PDP - 484 085

JIGAWA
APC - 885 988
PDP - 142 904

ANAMBRA - 21LGAs
APC - 17 926
PDP - 660 762

ABIA - 17LGAs
APC - 13 394
PDP - 368 303

KOGI
APC - 264 851
PDP - 149 987

KATSINA
APC - 1 345 441
PDP- 98 937

IMO 27LGAs
APC - 133 253
PDP - 559 185

PLATEAU 17LGAs
APC - 429 140
PDP - 549 615

AKWA IBOM 31LGAs
APC - 58 411
PDP - 953 304

----- This State Is Still Being Reviewed Again As The Result Given Were Not The Same As The One Projected
APC - 58 411
PDP - 953 304

APC TOTAL SO FAR FOR 10 STATES 4 636 721
PDP TOTAL SO FAR FOR 10 STATES 5 052 988
PDP IS LEADING WITH 416 267

So Far It Has Ended

It will continue tomorrow by 10:00AM

mumu

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by solreb: 12:35am On Mar 31, 2015
saasala:
So far APC is leading with 8,520,436 votes while PDP has 6,488,210 votes.

BUHARI leading with 2,032,226

Dont doubt it, click Here to confirm....or if you still doubt, abeg use your calculator

GMB is winning with at least 1M votes if they still insist on the Rivers result, if not, na 2M+

Those SS and SE states remaining cant beat what will come out from the remaining northern states much less the deficit

I support APC but PDP has perfected the same plans to report similar numbers as Akwa Ibom in SS and SE making PDP to lead. Look at the figures polled so far for PDP in these states. You will see that in these states PDP were having more than 70% of PVC collected

50%) while PDP posted 1.48m in Rivers state (70% of PVC collected). in
Bayelsa - PDP 421, 000 (80% of PVC collected), APC 4500
Delta - PDP got 1.7 m (85% of PVC collected),APC 35,000
Ebonyi - PDP got 400,000, APC - 8,500
C River - PDP got 521,000 APC - 21000

They are trying to falsify result in Bauchi where d Gov has declared curfew and INEC has refused to announce the remaining result since last nite and also in Taraba. At the end of the day GEJ will get about 4.48 m votes if you add Rivers votes. It means that GEJ will now be leading by about 2m + which tally with what FFK was predicting. Up till now Delat state result has not been announced. They are delaying it just like they for Rivers and A/Ibom to use it as a swing state. PDP and GEJ just want to cause trouble in the country
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by saasala(m): 12:41am On Mar 31, 2015
solreb:


I support APC but PDP has perfected the same plans to report similar numbers as Akwa Ibom in SS and SE making PDP to lead. Look at the figures polled so far for PDP in these states. You will see that in these states PDP were having more than 70% of PVC collected

50%) while PDP posted 1.48m in Rivers state (70% of PVC collected). in
Bayelsa - PDP 421, 000 (80% of PVC collected), APC 4500
Delta - PDP got 1.7 m (85% of PVC collected),APC 35,000
Ebonyi - PDP got 400,000, APC - 8,500
C River - PDP got 521,000 APC - 21000

They are trying to falsify result in Bauchi where d Gov has declared curfew and INEC has refused to announce the remaining result since last nite and also in Taraba. At the end of the day GEJ will get about 4.48 m votes if you add Rivers votes. It means that GEJ will now be leading by about 2m + which tally with what FFK was predicting. Up till now Delat state result has not been announced. They are delaying it just like they for Rivers and A/Ibom to use it as a swing state. PDP and GEJ just want to cause trouble in the country





Nothing you said is workable baba...go back and do you calcu well
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by solreb: 12:42am On Mar 31, 2015
abdulll6afh:
HaHhaa jona this is not an n g s election where 16 persons are morethan 19. Where are your boys who promises you votes where is fani kayode where is dakubo asari who said if you fail he will Destroy north where is bokoharam wHo panic northerners on election day where is namadi who promise you 2million votes in kaduna. Where is gani adams of o p c that promise you votes in lagos where are they. They chop youR money and failed you go and called them to defend you in jegas face hahahahahahahaha you think people that you killed in north east will reduce buharis vote go to hell jonathan

We need to be careful here because INEC has yet to declare manipulated results in other SS and SE states. For instance Delat state result is still not released by INEC at the state. If you knotice that SW and North results were being released as announced, results in SS and SE were delayed largely till today so that they could be manipulated after they would have got results from the North. From information available PDP will post the following results in SS and SE and they will make GEJ lead and win.


You will see that in these states PDP were having more than 70% of PVC collected while the trend in SW and North states is about 50% turn-out to PVC collected.
.
Bayelsa - PDP 421, 000 (80% of PVC collected), APC 4500
Delta - PDP got 1.7 m (85% of PVC collected),APC 35,000
Ebonyi - PDP got 400,000, APC - 8,500
C River - PDP got 521,000 APC - 21000

They are trying to falsify result in Bauchi where d Gov has declared curfew and INEC has refused to announce the remaining result since last nite and also in Taraba. At the end of the day GEJ will get about 3 m votes if you deduct Rivers votes. It means that GEJ will now be leading by about 1m + which tally with what FFK was predicting. Up till now Delta state result has not been announced. They are delaying it just like they for Rivers and A/Ibom to use it as a swing state. PDP and GEJ just want to cause trouble in the country
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by solreb: 12:43am On Mar 31, 2015
saasala:
So far APC is leading with 8,520,436 votes while PDP has 6,488,210 votes.

BUHARI leading with 2,032,226

Dont doubt it, click Here to confirm....or if you still doubt, abeg use your calculator

GMB is winning with at least 1M votes if they still insist on the Rivers result, if not, na 2M+

Those SS and SE states remaining cant beat what will come out from the remaining northern states muchless the deficit

I support GMB but we need to be careful here because INEC has yet to declare manipulated results in other SS and SE states. For instance Delat state result is still not released by INEC at the state. If you knotice that SW and North results were being released as announced, results in SS and SE were delayed largely till today so that they could be manipulated after they would have got results from the North. From information available PDP will post the following results in SS and SE and they will make GEJ lead and win.


You will see that in these states PDP were having more than 70% of PVC collected while the trend in SW and North states is about 50% turn-out to PVC collected.
.
Bayelsa - PDP 421, 000 (80% of PVC collected), APC 4500
Delta - PDP got 1.7 m (85% of PVC collected),APC 35,000
Ebonyi - PDP got 400,000, APC - 8,500
C River - PDP got 521,000 APC - 21000

They are trying to falsify result in Bauchi where d Gov has declared curfew and INEC has refused to announce the remaining result since last nite and also in Taraba. At the end of the day GEJ will get about 3 m votes if you deduct Rivers votes. It means that GEJ will now be leading by about 1m + which tally with what FFK was predicting. Up till now Delta state result has not been announced. They are delaying it just like they for Rivers and A/Ibom to use it as a swing state. PDP and GEJ just want to cause trouble in the country

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