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priscaoge:
We also have millions of homeless Nigerians even here in Nigeria and other countries including China So kini big deal?

Maybe they are shooting a movie cos that dude doesn't look homeless to me. He's well dressed, neat and still puts on socks How long has he been homeless??

Whichever one Dude welcome to Nigeria

dressed well? He used a rope for a belt... Abi you ain't seeing what I saw?

Bitches?

Your post is misleading.. So the girls that forced themselves on guys are the ones you termed "bad" ?

seunlayi:
I need top ten behavior of user of footwagen

I need 10 most annoying behavior of some Okada riders /boarders

naijaboiy:
hmmmm

Solo the tailor!

I can ne'er forget solo the tailor

I gave solo some yards of white material to sow me a white shirt for my school uniform back then cos I didn't like buying the ones our school tailors made.

This was 3weeks to resumption and solo had all the time in the universe to complete this work and even loosen the threads and sew it again.

I was to go on saturday and I came on thursday to collect my clothes,,only for solo to tell me that his mother had been sick and he went to the village to see her.

He said he was almost through and that I should come the next day. Little did I know that solo had not even cut the material talk more of sewing.

I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt and come on saturday to collect my clothes. Solo was not around when I came,,only his apprentice. The apprentice gave the clothes that solo had sewn for me,,probably overnight.

I decided to test the clothes,,before leaving the shop...Lo and behold
One hand was longer than the other one,,the other shirt was pure sleeveless. Material was not enough for that one,,prolly cos he had wasted the material.

I left the clothes there angrily and went back home to manage the old uniforms I have.

Later on I heard he was arrested by another customer because he sold her material to another lady.

But solo's shop is still erect and he's still working and having customers

That guy must be using some sort of jazz

lols

mimiejacobz:
mtcheew deciet,wen God created man he neva said they r goin to b cheats n av nt cin in d bible wia adam cheatd cos he was d 1st man creatd by God so stp using dt as an undacover to cheat just dt society favours men more to women

if there's another woman in the days of Adam, I'm very sure he'll feck the hell outta her... Show me a man who doesn't cheat and I'll show you a pregnant virgin... Just kidding oo

Exagge007:
Am good man, what about you?

Have been admitted oooh, dem just gimme one funny course. . . .

Fisheries and aquaculture, will soon be in osogbo to do a change of course.

Don't know how effective the process is, bu I'mma have to believe i can change it back to my initial course.

I'm on the merit list nah. Just wanna know what's up with you. Congrats anyways

ebenezer4o2:
Which stage e don come reach then?Besides,if u never see any of the above signs,u never start 2 date in that relationship @all as u talk say she be the quite type of gal.Maybe u people are still ordinary friends then I guess!

Bros you're dating a glutton!!!!

ebenezer4o2:
Look op,it's not easy in that kinda relationship as it's.Ur gal is the shy type and therefore immature to me(sorry for that if offended),hence,if u see the following signs,take the following steps therefore:
1.When she puts on short/mini shirt to ur apartment,she needs hot s.ex.
2.When she rolls frm one direction of ur bed to another or she touches her stomach frequently,then she's hungry.
3.When she puts on a dirty cloth or probably a semi-torn cloth,she needs u to take her out for shopping.
4.When her hair itches her or it's rough or better still,when she packs it with a 'ruberring',it's unkept and as such u don't need a prophet to tell u what 2 do.
5.If she doesn't call u,or she usually sends u call me back sms,then u need to recharge her phone sometimes.

Lots more signs,these are just a few jare.

I don't think this is the body language op is talking about.... If I'm not wrong op, some language like I'd she's angry, distressed blah blah blah

Ethereal0110:
Lols.... by da way wats d meanin of moniker

nickname / username

Ethereal0110:
Abeg no give pesin head ache.. Shoe-dren of nowadays

I've paracetamol here.. Mur-dar of nowadays

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Ethereal0110:
Rap-sai-not shey na the name of biochem weapon Seriously if u want to talk about mine, its in the dictionry,. check ur dictionary 4 the meaning

my moniker is not spelt like that... You start from the back "Tonias"

fubbyy:
sorry dude if that's not what you meant

no qualms, AL iz wel

fubbyy:
does my story look like a tale, that's why its encouraging for people like you to start going out so your experience about life and what happens around will broaden

did I say your story is a tale? That's why its encouraging for people like you to start going out so as to know how to take people's opinion... *runs outta thread *

Your story should've started with "once upon a time"

Ethereal0110:
Thank U... Dis ur username dey fear pesin.

How?

Tallesty1:
Women claim they are not confused

Yet they wear bikini in public.

Will even snap and post it online............

But will scream and cover their body with wrapper


If you accidentally see them wearing only bra and pants.

What's the diff??

ah-ha... You wicked oo

Agybabe:
True true, them send you. Tell them say you see me but I ignore you.

Why are you so lame? You claim to snub me, yet you mentioned me. Abegi, enough of this.... *runs outta thread *

Agybabe:
Na your mb I dey use?

you com here dey form upon 10mb abi.... Shine your face. I'm allergic to **********

Ethereal0110:
LOL

your teeth big oo

I was here

So what's our biz , abeg swerve joor

Lame, immature.

Agybabe:
i swear ah like your gf die. So honest.

must you quote everything?

Ethereal0110:
na wa OH

if those eyes fall from their sockets, eno concern me o

Ethereal0110:
are you saying that guys are LOyal / na una dey run tinz pass wit fake license

that's how we're created so leave it like that