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5. To all those people who sets pen on people's ples chair so that they can seat on it, i hope you are now terrorists

4. To all those people who like sitting beside the window, i hope you are still recieving the fresh air

3. To all those people who do not allow others to use thier water bottles, making us feel our mouth are dirty, i hope you people are now working wit CLOSE UP.

2. To all those boys that brings ball to school and decides who they want to play with, i hope you guys are now good decision makers

To all those boys that brings ball to school and decides who they want to play with, i hope you guys are now good decision makers

Primary skul shoutout

*Shoutout to all those girls that begin to cry when they call a boy ur husband,i hope you are still single

ok in

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lovely
but the eyes dey turn my eyes

whats all dz stuv

about getting up when he realised he couldn't..

euro

what

jomagibs:
Rashenaly cum see who steal ya post
My thought ??Oga u aint original bring ya own thread. Make una go see da original copy
www.nairaland.com/3224195/13-times-english-language-made

Thanks boss
don't mind dem, they (Deecherry and d oda guy) were jhs trying to make fp


*modified* Its rashelany nt rashenaly

op e b lyk u no geh work?

Yoruba people and stew be like

pls i do i get my reg number?

i lost ma jamb slip and the scratch card and i don't remember my reg number

Lalasticlala

Why did u replace what i posted with Deecherry's own?


Abi na bcuz say i know call ur name ni?

What u jhs did is not right at all.

DeeCherry:
http://omgvoice.com/lifestyle/nonsensical-english-language/


There is a funny saying that:

English doesn’t “borrow” from other languages: it follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar and valuable vocabulary.

Here is why the quote is so true

Hey... you stole my post

larabae13:
Lolz no.13 is da best

Ugh!

The English language everyone :-)
Please try to pronounce these:

she who cat be named

12. Place the word “ONLY” anywhere on this sentence..:

[b][/b]She told him that she loved him.

11. We have noses that run, and feet that smell.

10. We recite at a play and play at a recital.

9. Why is a “slim” chance and a “fat” chance the same thing?

8. When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out they are invisible.

7. There is no egg in an eggplant

6. A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

5. The plural of tooth is teeth, but the plural of booth is not beeth.

4. French fries aka. chips were not invented in France.

3. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?