Capped 4rm Omg


There is a funny saying that:
English doesn’t “borrow” from other languages: it follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar and valuable vocabulary.
Well, here is why that quote is so true!








1. Why do we call a building a building, if it’s already built?

2. If you replace the “W” in Where, What, and When with a “T”, you answer the question.




3. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

joshuamoses101:
2. If you replace the “W” in Where, What, and When with a “T”, you answer the question.




3 If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Humans

NO TRESPASSING


SPACE BOOKED

OP, go on.

Rashenaly cum see who steal ya post
My thought ??Oga u aint original bring ya own thread. Make una go see da original copy
www.nairaland.com/3224195/13-times-english-language-made

jomagibs:
Rashenaly cum see who steal ya post
My thought ??Oga u aint original bring ya own thread. Make una go see da original copy
www.nairaland.com/3224195/13-times-english-language-made

lol..u just K.O the guy

joshuamoses101:
2. If you replace the “W” in Where, What, and When with a “T”, you answer the question.




3. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Humanitables

jomagibs:
Rashenaly cum see who steal ya post
My thought ??Oga u aint original bring ya own thread. Make una go see da original copy
www.nairaland.com/3224195/13-times-english-language-made

Well, to those who do not know,
The imitation is the original.





By the way, in the picture, why is the girl's boobs resting on her stomach...such a long distance for a sagged boobs sha.
Just curious...
She is "cutely" drawn tho...

Ffg

4. French fries aka. chips were not invented in France.




5. The plural of tooth is teeth, but the plural of booth is not beeth.




6. A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.



7. There is no egg in an eggplant.



8. When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out they are invisible.



9. Why is a “slim” chance and a “fat” chance the same thing?



10. We recite at a play and play at a recital.



11. We have noses that run, and feet that smell.




12. Place the word “ONLY” anywhere on this sentence.
She told him that she loved him.

jomagibs:
Rashenaly cum see who steal ya post
My thought ??Oga u aint original bring ya own thread. Make una go see da original copy
www.nairaland.com/3224195/13-times-english-language-made

and both of them copied from omgvoice.com/lifestyle/nonsensical-english

bitchcrafts:
and both of them copied from omgvoice .com/lifestyle/nonsensical- english

Haaahaha Copying is legal in Naija

jomagibs:
Rashenaly cum see who steal ya post
My thought ??Oga u aint original bring ya own thread. Make una go see da original copy
www.nairaland.com/3224195/13-times-english-language-made

Thanks boss
don't mind dem, they (Deecherry and d oda guy) were jhs trying to make fp


*modified* Its rashelany nt rashenaly

Rashelany Abi dont mind my aboki English

Boring:


lol..u just K.O the guy

Hate people dat can't develop dia thread