₦airaland Forum

Aksimple47:
I tink she don blong 2 somone nw---my frnd bt stil sha no leele, u cn stil catch her sha

niceeric:
gbayi!!!!!!!!.....people like dis make me happy and give me d needed hope to believe Nigerians ain't sleeping
my own 4k and more will go into orijin for my guys when call up letter finally arrives lol

Aksimple47:
yeah,she is a nice girl

Aksimple47:
Alimo?she is an offa indigineuos abi?...dat iyabo is light in skin-she is my frnd fiancée

Aksimple47:
yes naa,she is my coursemate....black in complexion

Aksimple47:
pls my guy sodiqyinka,helP me confirm mayb my sch-federal poly Offa hav snd our masterlist 2 nysc for mobiliAzation and help me 2 confirm mayb am among d mobiliaze,dis is my jamb reg nos-84397332cd..department of accountancy.I wil b very grateful if u cn do d help!!!JST WAITING 4 REPLY...THANKS

dstnd:
day or nigt? If nitte he go deh crowded.abi no bi d broadway for tanke junction area

jennyesh:
ah ilorin... Ok lets do it ds way.. Do d ilorin own den later u come do am for me d family way

dstnd:
I go entta ds sat oooo d coonvoo no b ma. Biz na to colleeeeeect sati comot!abi u wan mke I com chop foorr ur auuz

jennyesh:
I just dey o... Ds one wey u no wan invite me for ur convo abi u no need family membrs thr?

jennyesh:
Correct

Idboyostic:
my fellow Unilorite....I don't need an OverSabi fellow to school me because am well grounded.....let the torch kip guiding us#Probitas Doctrina

shootsight:
I'm past caring... My offer is always open.
i won't reply any other negative comment

sabiguy:
Its not Ur fault. I blame it on whatever u r going thru

Idboyostic:
CHAI!!! See wetn OverSabi dan cause....see how people dey observe.....well, I see una ooo....I dan tire for all dis OverSabi sabi people wey dey here.....Abeg pple wey sabi english....make una tell OverSabi people say Redeployment is not the same as Influencing oo...before them go talk say "Poverty na Bastard"....Abeg we sabi say white no be black....we no nid collect all the degree abi enter obodo Oyinbo b4 we fit attest to all dis...Tor, b4 I forget....I no nid any oversabi person make e skl me ooo

Horlawoomey:
Kikikikikikikikikikikikiki

#TEAMIREFUSETOPAY#

Drakula:
Chai I still sidon for my mat De enjoy see as fellow pcm De throway worded punches,
There is no degree of insult you would hand to me that I won't transform to a joke,

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN LADIES
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u
today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u
a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform
you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a
great pleasure to have you. I will be expecting you sweet.

*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL

Mary: Am going to visit that dirty
girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here
again, she
thinks I will buy her drinks with
my money
again, she must be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur
drunkard
father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo
mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U
dey house? I
dey come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring
money come make we drink beerat.
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!

*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny
at times but always great companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable
friend.

LESSON: Girls are always nice to
each other but they never like themselves. Boys are always mean and rude but they will
always have each other's back.
TRUE or FALSE??

niceeric:
Wetin just dey pain me be say they seem not to know dat some even most PCMs are intelligent enough to know dat sending call up number and letters via mail is far cheaper than sending it by hand and requires more logistics doin it d manual way.....yet,d latter is free while d former is 4k.....so illogical
my school na just 900 naira to an fro from my hood too jare so it would be something else if press here say I pay lol

niceeric:
na so all FG parastatals wan dey do and Nigerians go still fall for it... atleast our names and d names of those who refused to accept d extortion would go down in history that we never bowed down...

niceeric:
na so all FG parastatals wan dey do and Nigerians go still fall for it... atleast our names and d names of those who refused to accept d extortion would go down in history that we never bowed down...

niceeric:
I'm good boss mi....i do feel really used if I pay dat money I swear....e go be like say area boy rob me right in my hood....i fit no even fit talk for camp lol....hope ure good too?

niceeric:
* singing *.....NYSC Power oo......JB Olawumi power ooo.........I will never bow down....i shall never bow down.....

my ATM card won't bow neither lol

Sup people!!....and to my fellow anti 4k activists I say welldone.....to those that have bowed to pressure and tension, well,its all good,una try small.....hope camp preps don dey go??

sodiqyinka:
Bro, im gud. You will know ur fate next week. Cheers

SageNaruto:
art, edu, law, management sci, and social sci are on d 22nd....
Agric, engineering and tech, BMS, clinical sci, CIS, life sci, physical sci, and post grad degree n diploma on d 23rd...
Haven't heard anytyn abt d fees yet.

mercielizzie: Any unilorite in d aose? Wanna knw ao much and wen are we paying for convo.