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dr.genius:
2/8

w@ happen sire? i got d@ number 5 na, is d answer nt 30? i was only tryin 2 xplain d queston nd d options u put, i'll mark myself nw. i scored 3/8, all d same, dis is nt gud ooo, I'll kill myself nw. haha, na so i worst reach? lolz. anyway more palmoil 2 my elbow

[quote
author=dr.genius]I heard many of you complaining, that the mathematics
was too simple, but i like to take my students bit by bit,
NOW FOR THE MAIN COURSE
1. If p+q=5(2p-q), find p:q
(a)3:2 (b)2:3 (c)3:4 (d) 4:3
2. A rectangle has area 300cm ² , if the lenght is reduced
by 5, and the breadth is increased by 5, find the lenght if the area is
constant
(a)15 (b) 20 (c) 25 (d) 30
3. A man spends $5 onn books, had the book been 2.5cents cheaper, he
would buy 10 more, how many books did he buy
(a) 40 (b) 30 (c) 20 (d) 10
4. Sweets are shared equally between 20 children, if there wer 1 more
sweet and 1 more child, each child would get 1 sweet less, how many
sweets were shared
(a)400 (b)420 (c)440 (d)480
5. How many numbers from 1 to 100 divisible by 3 but not by 5
(a)33 (b) 27 (c) 30 (d) 29
6. I am 5 yrs less than my brother who is two less than two-fifth my
sister who is half my father,age 40 , how old am i
(a)15 (b)20 (c)25 (d)39
7. Find the area of a circle inscribed in square of side 10cm
(a)78.54(b)78.55(c)78.66(d)78.77
8. In how many ways can the word JESUS be spelt
(a)120 (b)60 (c)30 (d) 15

i will make sure i mark this one
ENJOY[/quote]1.B 2.B 3. D 4 not clear 5. if it's total numba of d numba d@ re divisible by 3 buh nt by 5 btw 1-100, 30 is d answer, buh if it's their sum, answer is 1395. 6. 1yr 7. B 8. A boss mark me

dis place is too dry ooo

[quote
author=yemmytcm]Its 30minutes already. Rashywire,3...hillsnite 4
,dr.asiko 4,mastermind 3 ...8760,harmattan,equator,silver
jubilee,4-4-1988....#merci[/quote]dis is w@ we called discipline, i like d way u worked with tym, so others letz b using dis ideology 4 our questions. success

i'v tried 2 set maths question buh d stuff is linking me 2 NL forum, so pls, somebody should help with d@ maths oooo, Hungry tins. #jezz brushing#

[quote
author=yemmytcm]Its 30minutes already. Rashywire,3...hillsnite 4
,dr.asiko 4,mastermind 3 ...8760,harmattan,equator,silver
jubilee,4-4-1988....#merci[/quote]bu sire, hw come 3, i've modified my answer since nw, u no check am?

[quote
author=yemmytcm]1.How many hours are there in a year ?
2. The north east winds causes ?
3. The latitude 0 degree is called ?
4. What is 25th anniversary called ?
5. In what year and date did the Nigerian police force change uniform to
Black ? #all entries should be in 30mins...#...ehm,thats all[/quote]Answers 1. 8760 hours 2. harmatan 3.equator 4.silver anniversary 5. april 4 1988

faraaday: ive nt seen any physics candidate here... im just alone...crying!

i'm going 4 elect, so we re still, so stop crying

see dis funny mastermynd sha, re those score intimidating u@ is d@ nt our prayer

[quote
author=faraaday]gud mwn haus(no exception).. all dis jamb scores re
SCARY O..im beginning to develop phobia 4 dis pst utme...[/quote]as far as there's God, there's hope, moreover, re those pple wit mad score going 4 ur course, if yes, it doesn't matter, if no u needn't worry. 4 those with crazy score, more oil 2 una elbow jare. keep it up

[quote
author=alashor ]hello guyz,once again i want 2 advice evryone of us on
thread,shuld focus more on english language,and genera paper dan any
oder subject,cuz u can easily answer 2question within 40sec
correctly,and d questions are so simple dan any other, but 4 d mathz
before u culd say jackrobbison time has alredy gone,but anyway i wish u
all sucess,i know by dis time next 2month men wil b seperated 4rm boyz[/quote]we re grateful sir, buh w@ of d maths gurus, do u tink there's no possibility 2 solve a question with 30secs

hmn hmn Dr. Asiko is there silent, i sight u ooo, God go see matter judge sha

[quote
author=hillsnite]bone dat syd jorh...let d brethren do wats is
doing.... Anyfin worth doing is worth doing well.. Oga labodz more
muscle to ur elbow[/quote]i support u jawe, Oga labodz, dnt mind d intruders oooo, in short, more petrol 2 ur elbow

anita.411:
291

yeeee #mouth wide open# so u mean u re d only gf of Dibu. lols. it's owk ma'am, u re highly wlcm. meet lurve n other law aspirant in d building

[quote
author=yemmytcm]wow,you are warmly welcome here. I had been seeing
you,so i guess you knw how it works here. Lurve,and other law aspirants
will take you from here. Feel free sister anita[/quote]lawmaker, u re sha welcm, buh b4 i wlcm u completely, w@z ur jamb score?

it's
another morning 2day. I tank God 4 making me a living soel. 2 my pple
if u heard any news or rumour, letz knw pls. @ all gud mawning. @ farano
nd d husband i sight u ooo. *winks*

@farano:
10/10

aiit d@z gr8 of him. keep dis up n work 4 more. ma'am hope we won't request breakfast b4 u cook. lol

I Am Bhijay: is d post utme form out?

unilag still dey put us 4 suspence ooooo, hweva, Aluta Continua

hillsnite: i cant say 4 eni... Bt only alit of d eng show face

aiit sire, i pray dis yr b exactly w@ we knw

hillsnite: i cant say 4 eni... Bt only alit of d eng show face

aiit sire, i pray dis yr b exactly w@ we've known

[quote
author=eni orisha]Gud evening to u all,D last two sets of questns 4rm
mathematician was extracted 4rm d hand book containing practised ques.
& ans. dt was sold with scratch cards( all @ #3500)by unilag last
yr.so those craving 4 correction should get a copy of d hand book &
luk all d questns up with ans. as correction.i had a copy with as i was
part of last yr processes though not admitted owning 2 low pume
score.[/quote]abeg did dey repeat 4rm d@ pack in ur question?

[quote
author=@farano]u fit tell unilag dat one afta post ume?u should b
careful o.if na DIBU he no go boda himself 2 mark it.[/quote]Ogbeni Dibu don do hin own, Ma'm farano, i full ground ooo. buh hope say jacking dey flow? haaha, y asking d cook if jacking is flowin, lols. cntinue d way u re doing, hmn? buh hope say food neva finish 4 store?

@farano:
ur ans are not clear

pls check it 1 afta d other, i post each answer below d question, abeg i no go do dis in d exam. lolz

it seems we re nw increasing, letz make it lively. @ sir mathematician and ma'm farano, abeg mark oooo n start preparing our dinner. wu will pack plate joor

Zikstar4me: I scored 254 by the Grace of God but a lot of people have told me the pume is everything

d score is owk bro, letz jess work hard dis time cos i tink dis is d final saga

[quote
author=@farano]1.My marriage is for better -worse. a)or b) 1A for....2.my
watch is ten minutes- a)late b)slow.... 2A 3.she was laughing-me yesterday.
a)on b)at.... 3B 4.there is no-water at home a)single b)drop of... 4B 5. I
will-by 10pm a)sleep b)go to bed.... 5B 6. John is my-brother a)younger
b)junior.... 6A 7. Kenneth asked- you yesterday a)of b)after.... 7A 8. I prefer
rice-beans a)than b)to.... 8B 9 leaders are expected to- good examples a)set
b)lay.... 9B 10. I wish I- there a)could be b)can come 10A (5 mins pls)[/quote]

Zikstar4me: Hello guys I am applying for elect/elect this year and wishing everyone gud luk in their pume.

10q u 4 showing up jawe, i thought i'm d only 1 applyin 4 elect ni buh wen i learnt our statistics is 1707, i guess others dnt visit our thread. u re highly wlcm, buh w@z ur score?

@farano:
Wait a minute,are u a boy or girl?lol

m a boy ma or harmephrodite. lols

mathematician: In each of questions choose the option nearest in meaning to the word or phrase in
italics.
1.No wonder Dekemi later became a detective; she has been very observant.
A. curious C. inductive
B.perceptive D. inquisitive
1D
2. Nigeria has been playing a vital role in the political and economic development of Africa.
A. creditable
B. crucial
C. respectable
D. laudable
2A
3.Emeka's painting was so realistic that it could almost have been a photograph.
A. picturesque
B. concrete
C. lively
D. authentic
3D
4.Courteously, Ade stood back to let his teacher go first through the door.
A. Patiently
B. Politely
C. Carefully
D. Calmly
4C
5. Many people used to live in poverty.
A. instability
B. want
C. difficulty
D. the slums
5D
general paper

6. A low land between two hills is called
A. Island
B. Valley
C. Plateau
D. Lake
6B
E. Mountain
7. Which of these animals is not a member of dog family
A. Jackal
B. German shepherd
C. Tiger
D. Yorkshire terrier
E. Rottweiler
7E
8. The process in which the food we eat is broken down into substance that can be
used by the body is called:
A. Digestion
B. Circulation
C. Tissue
D. Respiration
E. Excretion
8A
9. A frightening dream is called
A. Blush
B. Nightmare
C. Night Anguish
D. Night Fear
9B
E. None of the above
10. Which of these is not a type of eagle?
A. Short-toed
B. Booted
C. Bonelli
D. All of the above
E. None of the above

10D

it
seems our food has finished cos i dnt understand y u guys didn't serve
us breakfast, ma'm farano, abeg collect money 4rm daddy n go 2 d
market 4 d lunch, prepare d food n serve us, I'm nt fasting oooo or
else.......

she food don finish 4 store, farano, i thought yemmy gave u d money 2 cook 4 us. lolz. me i dey hungry oooo. @ least if dey nuh sell 4m 4 us, letz cntinue jackin cos unilag cn sell 4m 4 2 weeks n do d exam d 4llowin week. oyah oga labodinho, yemmy, ortarico where u guys nw. sir mathematician, pls d correction oooo

[quote
author=engr lucky]Good morning all. It seems that stating one's jamb
score is the first criteria for being accepted here.......lol. My oga
dem, I dey loyal. Baba Dibu hammer me 285.[/quote]na u get mouth pass, buh prepare well 4 d putme. u re nw highly welcm