We didn't see lurve, yemmy hope no probs? U c labodz n his wife, let's leave dem because w@ God has join 2gether, let no man....... I don 4get oooo, abeg complete am 4 me

Mesotoponia and Labodinho, i dnt tink dey re resemble by name nor by face. Oga Labodinho, ur queen is here ooo.

anita.411:
yot r not labodinho joor

Hey guys!!! Watch ooo, dnt b fooled, d@z my 10k

max_ben: it can be done but i need electricity...
as soon as there is electricity i'll do it...

abeg help send d past question 2 wahabridwan162@yahoo.com
I'll b expectin sire

engr lucky: MATHEMATICS
1. By selling a carton of apples for N2,500, Gabriel lost 5%. Find his cost price?
2. Uche paid the reduced price of N960 for a shirt. If the discount was 20%. What was the original price of the shirt?
3. A water tank contains 1344 litres of water.If 14 litres is lost by leakage every hour, how long will it take the water to finish in the tank?
4. How many cubes of sides 3cm can be put into a box which measures 15cm by 8cm by 9cm?

1. 2631, 2. 1200 3. 2304hrs(96days), 4.40cubes

Nw in Futa. Batch1- 7:00-8:00
Batch2- 8:00-9:00
Batch3- 9:00-10:00 n so on till batch 8. Success

Fwends, I'm nw in FUTA: FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF TEST AND ASSIGNMENT, pls pray 4 me ooo. #luking up# mercy of d lord come down 2 ur children.
Let's see who cares

4 ur mind** u tink say na me go do d job abi? I've stubborn pple d@ cn beat person 2 death, I'll just tell dem 3 torture u. N u knw w@ d@ mean, ur face, 1 of ur hand n 1 of leg, remove ur pant n go home, d@z all. *winks @ yemmy*

shakur07: for ur mind ** u fit catch d invisible shakur abi

Dey told us 2 dey pay am, buh me dey do stonghead, abeg if dey see me here, i no get lawyer ooo. #waving hand# bye!!!

yemmytcm: me juz enter diz country back diz morning ....actually dem "import" me,na so I see diz thread don dry ehn....why na... And why are you peeping ? Shey dem don dey pay rent here ni,cos i knw say you don owe rent niyen

Dnt mind him, he has a plan sha, d@ boi? # frown face # if i catch u ehmn, k sha.

yemmytcm: Wetin shakur dey do here ? Our girls are safe in Jesus name....badoo

yemmytcm: hmmmm dr. Genius and his questions sha....you cannot come and go and kill me....me sha think 9:45am

oga yemmy, i sight u. #peeping#

Abeg no fight 4 dis thread ooo, @ Holly, pls leave those scammer, they need food 2 eat ni ooo. Whosoever 4llow shall b swallow, d@z there ideology. If u like, help person get admission 4 5naira, my 2kobo cnt 4ll in their hands. I have Allah, I pray 2 HIM, ask favour 4rm Him n he grants all my wish. Dis yr admission, i knw he will do it 4 us, insha Allah.

[quote
author=mathematician]ortarico and yemmytcm i am very sorry for the
english answer, you know its not easy typing with a tablet...

now for mathematical drill

unilag post utme
mathematical drill
time: 30 mins
no calculators allowed

1. a father is four times his sons age, the addition of their ages give
forty years, find their current ages
a. (10,40)
b. (11,44)
c. (9,36)
d. (8,32)
2. find the sum of the first thirty prime numbers
a.600
b.900
c.1800
d.469
3. a box contains 3 red, 4 blue and 3black identical balls, find the
probability of not picking a black ball
a. 7/10
b. 8/10
c. 3/10
d. 4/10
4. if u=(1,2,3,4,5), a=(2,4), b=(1,3,5) find (a'n b')
a. 1,2,3,4,5,
b. 1,2,3
c. null
d. 2

3. for what value of a will the equation have real root
x²+8x+4
a.x<16
B.X>16
C.X=16
D.X=0

4. find the distance between the two points (0,24) and (10,0)
a.25
b.26
c.27
d.28

5. the mean of three boys is 4, if a Fourth boy joins, the mean is
constant, find the aGE OF THE FOURTH BOY
A.4
B.5
C.6
D.7

5.find the surface area of a hemisphere of diameter 7cm
a.77
b.88
c.196
d.154

6. what is the value of the mathematical constant e in 3 dp
a.2.713
b.2.715
c.2.717
d.2.718




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weldone boss. DCACABAAC

let me modify n see w@ I'll score. CBCBAABCDDCADAC

mathematician:
7/15

@ Mathematician, sir dis re my guess work ooo
1C 2B 3C 4B 5A 6B 7C 8D 9D 10( i dnt knw d topic n i wnt u 2 teach me, or any other person in d ows d@ will, abeg oooo) 11C 12D 13C 14A 15A

pls help me send, physics n chemistry. God will help us

adefemi007: FUTA PAST QUESTIONS IS AVAILABLE. N400

wahabridwa9162@yahoo.com

dr.genis, where on dis planet have u been, few days 2 our exam. abeg cntinue d way u use 2. @ all, I'm busy ni oooo.
!!!
have u tried ur speed n accurary, if yes, pls tell us n b sincere, if no , try it ooo cos d day is approaching. success

Aiit, I'll do d@.

Jaynim:
solve am like theory na.

w@ has happened 2 futa website pls? I've been tryin 2 print my details buh d site is nt going,. pls help on dis stalite students

@ last, I've made d payment

PrinceAdepoju: welldone guys, pls ao does lag set dier questns, ao many 4 eng, GP and maths?

i learnt it's 20eng, 10 maths n 10 GP

oh boi, u didn't give us d amount he bought d 30 articles. help!!! [quote
author=Jaynim]A trader bought 30 articles.He sold 20 of them at a gain
of 16% and sold the remainder at a loss of 4%.Find the percentage
profit/loss on the articles.[/quote]

I went 2 another bank, only 2 hear d@ my jamb number is nt correct, perhaps d mistake is 4rm d skul. Said Teller. I'm confused, dnt knw w@ 2 do. Help!

yeeee, my own don.....
I went 2 d bank 2 get my Futa 4m ni ooo, only 2 knw d@ no 4m 4 second choice aspirant again, I dnt knw w@ 2 do,. If u choose Futa as ur 2nd choice n u re in lagos, pls w@ cn i do ooo cos d 4m is closin 12:00am 2morrow

pls, those d@ re in Lagos, I went 2 d bank n dey told me there's no 4m 4 2nd choice, only 4 1st choice. W@ cn i do?

10qs boss, almost getting 2 d bank, I'll do it 2day no matter w@.

Sicozone: To all concerned,d post utme form closes by 12 midnight tommorow friday 12th July 2013,so its adviceable to do all tranzactions today or tomorrow morning at worst 'cos of the traffic jam that u might encounter in the banks and even on the online application site.....Just an admonition. Your awareness is my utmost concern....one love pals,one love....

Hmn hm Kodos 2 u guys ooo. O cnt blieve it's nw d@ d exam is approaching is d thread bcoming lively, havn't covered 3pages on laughin n a page 2 solve, it means u guys have spoilt una bools. I wnt 2 blieve d@ 9g% of us here have registered? N i blieve d@ 100% of us will appear on unilag list. Just peeping ni ooo #so fooo#

Hmn oga labodinho is a pastor nw. Lols, cntinue d way u re doing @ labodinho

Ortarico:

hmmmm. . .you wan know? Ok na him help me do the payment. People like him are rare. My leg no touch unilag campus.

abeg if u hav physics n chemistry questions, pls post me @ wahabridwan162@yahoo.com
10qs in advance

oyah dis is 4 me ooo. 23rd of July. 9:00am @ faculty of science, wu dey there?

Yeeeee lmao. Haha, d friend of dean, unilag 188. Letz hope 4 d best sha

Avatar_Whales: please i scored 188 in my jamb and i chose unilag as first choice with english education....i met the dean of education and she collected my credentials, plz nairalanders is there any hope of gaining admission?

W@ did my boss do 4 u ooo. Cos dis thanksgiving 2 high ooo. Lols

Ortarico: I want to take the time to thank my oga at the top; Sir Labodinho for his assistance in spite of the unfamiliarity.
Guys, Oga Laboz is someone that can be trusted. God bless him for me.