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See Sanusi and his gang

[size=14pt]RED ALERT:Someone please kick this deluded religious bigot out of that ery sensitive position before this country's economy hits the rocks[/size]

A very BIG COWARD at that,James Ibori

Tinubu and his agents have stirred the hornets nest thinking EFCC would only ask questions spanning 2007 till date,how wrong they've been proved,most serving officers of the state government are volunteering info of contracts as far back as Tinubu's era,now the corrupt greedy ex-governor and his camp are jittery,ha ha ha,be careful what you wish for punk

Tinubu having discovered that Tunji Olowolafe is not ready to line up behind him in his misguided attempt to stop Fashola from getting a second term in office,and suspecting that Olowolafe may be one of the few people that may decide to fund Fashola's campaign(as Tinubu may have decided not to support BRF)only decided to cook up spurrious allegations through his fronts,the unTRUE FACE OF LAGOS.

The EFCC should storm the relevant ministries in Lagos and take very close looks at their books especially for the period covering 1999-2006,I'm sure they'll uncover so many Chicago-like financial scams

When they scrutines the books from 2007 till date,I'd like them to ask questions why a particular firm is being paid N2 billion monthly for printing revenue receipts and tell us who are the TRUE FACES behind this company.Also they should investigate a certain Hitech construction,the jobs they've been awarded since 2002 till date and the TRUE FACES behind this company that is milking Lagos state dry through over-bloated contracts

He who goes to equity must go with clean hands,and I dare say this (The arrest bof Olowolafe,aimed at embarrassing Fashola)is an excercise in futility cos the unTRUE FACE of Lagos Bola Tinubu have gone with very unclean hands indeed.

Let's not stoop that low and give him the privilege of a painless quick exit,let's not matyr him,rather let's make sure anywhere he shows his face and opens his ugly toothed-mouth to talk about wanting to become a democratic president,let's STONE THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF HIM,stone some sense into IBB

Yes,me I'm voting for IBB with a rough-egded stone,bigger than the gap in his front tooth and aimed at that gap so it knocks off the two ugly,shovel-like teeth on both sides of the gap,Babangida is truly and idiott

Thief Ibori is still in Delta state jare

Tinubu is a BATSTARD

metal-gong:
Fake news . . . . Ibori can never beg Jonathan.

When I heard there was one nairalander that was yet to understand the psychology of man and thne transient nature of power,I never knew it was you,sorry ooo

monkeyleg:
Ibori, is a bush common thief, let people stop bigging the guy up. There is nothing mysterious about him. He was in power for 8yrs stole all the money did absolutely nothing for Delta state, installed his brother as Governor to cover up.

Lets no forget that this is the same guy who was caught stealing zink

Very shameless one.
And please add murderer to that list

honeric01:
One bullet and his is gone, it won't do Nigeria no harm but good.

Not before forcing him to divulge where and where he laundered the billions he stole from Delta state treasury

My heart goes out to the mom and his loved ones he lft behind.
At 23 and just blossoming in the industry,he was too young to die

Gosh . . .i'm just seeing this today.
I don't know what to say . . .its heart rending.
Why do the talented ones die, and the wackos still live to punish us with more wackness?

I wonder ooooo 

Even politicians that rather than work on the rail lines so we wont have so many trailers on our road,chose to loot our funds for themselves and their families,why are they not dying
People like James Ibori,IBB and co should be dying violently and not young talents like DaGrin

Dayo,how market bro

Senator Ahmad Sanni Yerima's 13 -year Old Wife Cries: Your Excellency, it is paining me!

My name is His Excellency, Ahmad Yerimah and I am among the many members of the Legislature that make rules for the most populous country in Black Africa. For those of you who don’t know me, I was the first human being to have the bile to introduce Sharia law in my home state of Zamfara way back then. Anyway the only achievement I got from that Sharia is that I cut off the hand of one cow thief called Jangebbe. Ha ha, I cut his hand because he stole a cow worth N50, 000 and that night, I celebrated with N50million from the treasury of the state. Don’t say Haba! It is my entitlement; after all, is it only the South-South governors that know how to embezzle? We need to show them we have swagger as well.

Anyway, I am now in the hallowed chambers of the Senate and make laws for Nigeria and Nigerians.

Ha Ha, stupid people, lazy country that will make so much noise and shut up when people like me come out. One thing you don’t know about me is the fact that I am a thief, an armed robber and have done more exploits than Ali Baba. Walahi. What did that one steal that made him legendary? Mere gold and silver wares and he was not smart to do it alone; he needed 40 thieves.

Me, I was armed with my pen and made sure Zamfara State was left dry. Kai, when the people, the stupid boy I put there as Governor wanted to do shakara; can you imagine; small boy I made history as being the only governor that his deputy enthroned, started to announce he will probe me with Sharia; me king of Sharia. I did not blame him and the ignorant people that started shouting stone him according to Sharia law.

Idiots called Zamfaraians. I just went to my good friend and fellow thief, Mikky Andoakaaaa for reprieve and got an injunction from a High Court in Abuja. Ha Ha Ha Ha. They call themselves good people great nation when in reality they are stupid people, ignorant lot. Don’t they know that those laws are made for them; those low lives. People like us are immunded to the law. Yes, yes even when Oputa panel called IBB, Buhari and Abdusalami, they knew it was just the cry of fools.

Anyway, lets us leave the matter of the fool’s paradise because I am still enjoying my money. Recently, one of my wives became stupid because she had started becoming ambitious; asking me to follow the path of honour and do what is right. Haba, this Obasanjo dey corrupt people well well.
I sent her back to her parents and told her, I divorce you, I divorce you and I divorce you. That is my visa to get a new bride.
And I did in style.

I brought home a prized possession gotten in the spirit of slave trade and I am satisfied. My sweetest apple now is from Egypt. I had four wives until number two became ‘born again,’ then, I remembered my Sharia that allows me a maximum of four. That is the good side of Sharia for people like us; we use it for the masses like Jangebbe and others while we use the High Courts to immune ourselves form the law. It is not for free; we buy the judgements in the high Courts for our coverage. The name of the game is money and believe me I have given out more money to judges than I have to Imams.
My wedding Fathia was huge and took place in Nigeria because I would have been sent to jail in Cairo because my little bride’s country laws forbid marriage at such a tender age. But they don’t have sense. I doled out a cool $100,000 or N15, 000,000 for my bride price. Walahi, to spend stolen money is sweet. And for all those making noise, I have witnesses during my wedding. Thirty of my in-laws were flown in from Cairo to be there and I spent money from the coffers of Zamfara State.

My fellow Senators who also like them young were there with me at the Protea Hotel in Asokoro. Check my list; Deputy Governor of Zamfara state, Mukhtar Hanka. He paid the bride price on behalf of the groom’s family and to show we are thieves, he paid cash, no cheques. Even the Imams I brought there on my bills frowned at the crispy notes but who are they? My good friend Senator Gaya was there and also Senator Maina with an Emir giving his blessings.

Why am I disturbing you when I am supposed to be consummating my bride.
“My Sweetest Angel!”

“Yes your Excellency,”

“Come and dress let me touch you like this and like that.”
“I am your slave your Excellency, my parents have sold me for a big price and I am just your slave.”

“Oh good girl, UnCloth for me to handle you now my property,”
“Your Excellency, I am just 13, I am not yet mature, my breasts are still growing and my pubic hair is sprouting out. My Lord, please show mercy and let me grow and blossom to a woman please.”

“Are you crazy, come on remove that pant and let me do something, my Koboko is saluting here.”

“Your Excellency, are you not a senator that knows that you need to wait for five years for me to become legal?”

“Come on UnCloth before I deal with you now, senator my foot, we only make rules for the elites and kill our people. I must have my way, I have bought you and all the women groups making noise should keep quiet because so many of them would even give their daughters to me, UnCloth!”
Sounds of scruples as clothes are removed.
Sniff…sniff

“Why are you crying my bride? I am your legitimate husband and will do my duties as one, open your legs!”

“Your Excellency please I am not mature!”
“Open your legs wider girl!”

“Your Excellency, I have 5 years to be able to do this…”
“Oh.you are too tight, a virgin, Better! Yawaaaa!”
“Your Excellency, it I paining me…”

“It is sweet to me as I am tearing your young innocent virgin body ohhhh”
Your Excellency, I am dying…
“I am coming alive….”

Yes. I have just disvrigined my bride. She is still bleeding and my other wives are taking care of her. I will be bombarding her till her small belly swells with a baby. I don’t care what the womenfolk say.”
“Yes, what is your problem?”

“VVF….that my wife might have Vesico Vagina Fistula. Those stupid wives that can’t give birth, that leak and smell? Of Course I know them; I sent them out of the town in Zamfara so their smell will not contaminate us.”
“What? That what I am doing to my bride may make her get VVF, if she gets VVF…I will send her packing to her parents and get another bride from Ethiopia, I have the money of the people and will get another one. My friend Andoaakkaaaaaa told me that Ethiopian girls are another treat. Let her get VVF and she is on her way out.”


http://www.saharareporters.com/articles/external-contrib/5867-senator-ahmad-sanni-yerimas-13-year-old-wife-cries-your-excellency-it-is-paining-me-.html

_{Good nollywood story}

The same way men spot good women,duhh

dayokanu:
You should know about this since the book was published by a GAYYner.

I know Bayern will qualify ahead of Lyon,so you're scared stiff of Inter already,I understand why you'dve preferred Barca;let your players put on trunks with pockets to stow-away Messi for 90 minutes

dayokanu:
I saw someone that looked like Messi in the closing minutes though not too sure, I am more worried about Xavi. When was the last time anyone saw him

I didn't see either of them
Guardiola is a goat,why did he agree to go ahead with the match when they were yet to find Messi and Xavi was still in a spanish strip club

If Sanusi will not stop his obsessive destruction of the banks and economy immediately,then he shouls resign and go rear cattle in his state,especially now that an official vote of no confidence has been passed on him

@ Barca fans

Next year is another time,it's OVER FOR YOU this season
It'll be easier for three camels to simultaneuosly pass through the eye of a needle than for Mourinho to throw away a two-goal cushion.Again,there's no way Inter will not score in Spain

So anyone who thinks Barca will overturn this deficit and qualify ahead of Inter sure deserves a prime spot in the GUINESS BOOK OF DELUSION

Cristalz:
What disgrace?
Even Lyon would've beaten Arsenal, so.  .  .relax.

This Inter is a lot more resilient, especially at the back, than Arsenal in all their UCL outings before they went out.

In all honesty,after the ravaging of our team by injury,the squad we had available for that 2nd leg at Nou camp would've found it difficult to defeat even Warri Wolves.What,with Silvestre in Defence

Cristalz:
@Rasputinn
Messi is playing, but he can do nada here. Inter guys are totally out-muscling the little guy.
He barely takes more than 3 steps before he gets stopped.

Really,imagine my surprise
I must sue Hitv for a refund.Messi didn't appear on my screen

mufasa:
Ballotelli needs a lobotomy

I agree intoto

Errr,bros,wetin be dobotomy again ooo

Ole Pique,you wan take hand score

No wonder Mourinho is always annoyed with Balotelli,he does not recover to assist in defence,he's such a waste of space in this game

Barca is so piss poor because they didn't bring Messi along

This ref is surely not an EPL ref,if not he woulda fallen for Alves' pranks
Big ups for the card to Alvez,ref