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Sagamite:Performed what ,Ibori was a curse on Delta state,now that Deltans are sending the curse back to sender,he must be punished for all his stealing,he did not develop any part of Delta state,save Oghara,Oghara is not the same as Delta State,that man should be whisked to the UK for trial and jailing before story go enter abeg |
Praise God |
This gentleman who had long been vilified by his girlfriend for not buying her female underwear decided to oblige her on her birthday. So the day comes and this guys goes into the shop,he goes staright to the bra section and just stood there staring at the several racks of diferent bra sizes Now one of the shop attendants had noticed him and came over to the man to assist and the following converstion ensued; Attendant:Excuse me sir,can I help you with anything Man:Yes,yes Attendant:Okay,how may I help you Man:I want to buy a bra for my girlfriend,just a beautiful bra Attendant:Well sir,as you can see,all our bras here are beautiful,what's your lady's bra size Man:Err,emm,err,well I dunno Attendant:Okay,are they as big as paw paw? Man:No,not at all Attendant:Okay then,are they like melon? Man:No Attendant:How 'bout oranges,are they as big as Man:No Attendant:Well then,are they like eggs? Man Smiling)Yesssss,they're like eggs,but fried eggs |
[size=16pt]JOKE[/size] A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off." "Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well, ", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off." "Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye.", replied the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously. "Well, ", said the pirate, ", it was my first day with the hook." |
Why is the extradition thingyof that low life,common thief called James Ibori,he should be in the UK standin trial already Besides his whores are missing him |
Cleaner:You just spoke my mind there,God bless you reallllllll gooooood ![]() |
afemai:The question is ,Ibori thief abi e no thief Anyways,y'all can yadder yadder all you like,read my lips;IBORI IS GOING DOWN |
OMG,Yobo ![]() Yobo prescribing how to stop Messi is like a carpenter writing prescriptions for trypanosomiasis For crying out loud Yobo,the only way you can stop Messi from scoring is if you decide to be kicking the ball into your own net,that way Messi wont need to score anymore,after all you're the master of own goal |
chiogo:Err,is it the kinda work i' thinking ![]() Well if it is,could you come put the same work in a brotha,I too wanna perform like Rajon ![]() I was referring to the game of basket ball,naughty minds y'all |
princekevo:After all a goat(Yerima) is already in the senate |
Eastbay:Word |
rasputinn:Hellooooo dummmy,I recall there was a certain warrant of arrest for one James Ibori just last month and when the EFCC went to arrest the said Mr Ibori in his hometown of Oghara so he could be tried HERE IN NIGERIA,he unleashed armed thugs who engaged the EFCC in a heavy gun duel,barricaed Warri/Sapele road,generally caused mayhem on the day and eventually the said mr Ibori sneaked out of Nigeria,or was it another James Ibori(and not the thieving ex-governor) that was involved So no be now wey overtake don overtake overtake you don dey fidget,bros u neva halla |
bibiking1:I beleive Yerima is mentally unstable,he should be sent to a mad people's home for rehab |
Sani said, “The Child Right Act they are talking about was brought to me in Zamfara as a governor; my people rejected it so also other states in the North. It was rejected by the Zamfara State House of Assembly because it is against the Islamic religion.”With that bullcrap,the idiiot said above,mr Yerima should be sent to a shrink ASAP,and the statement is an unfortunate minus for the people of Zamfara and the religion of Islam |
Lord,you are so good to me I will always abide in You for without You I can do nothing I fall on my knees to worship you my father |
A Celtics-Lakers final is looking very likely |
Halleluyah,my Lord is good,yes He is good to me So I offer you Lord my sacrifice of praise,Lord you are the king of kings,the Lord of lords,the King of all the earth that rules in the affairs of men All glory,honour,dominion and Strentgh,I ascribe unto you my Lord |
rasputinn:No wahala,let the EFCC operatives simply hand the documents over to the Met Police and come back home,shikena |
rasputinn:Yea right,like we don't know the reason for that preference Go to the UK and defend yourself,chickenigbodidigbo |
IMO,the UK is a beter alternative as there is no Justice Marcel Awokuleyin(or whatever his surname is),plus if any PDP member,governor's forum or fellow treasury looter wants to lobby and mount pressure on the authorities to treat Thief Ibori with kid gloves,then they's have to either speak to PM Cameron or Queen Elizabeth;and we know that's a suicide mission ![]() |
‘Why Ibori Will Not be Extradited to Nigeria’ Controversies surrounding the extradition of the former Delta State governor, Chief James Ibori to Nigeria might have been laid to rest as the United Kingdom is said to get the upper hand, with the extraditions treaties it has with the United Arab Emirate, UAE,. A source at the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, told THISDAY that with the treaties between the UAE and the UK, it will be difficult for the operatives of the commission, whom he said went to Dubai to get the extradition done, to try Ibori in Nigeria. An unconfirmed report had it that the embattled governor, who is being accused of money laundering and fraud allegedly perpetrated while in office as the Delta helmsman, would prefer to be tried in Nigeria, rather than Dubai or United Kingdom. The source said despite the fact that the documents backed with concrete evidence, the operatives of the commission had gone to Dubai in connection with the extradition exercise, the Metropolitan Police would have an upper hand. All efforts to get EFCC's spokesman, Mr. Femi Babafemi to comment on the issue proved abortive as he did not pick several calls pushed across to him. Meanwhile, the former Delta governor, who was arrested by the Interpol section of Dubai Police last week is still under the watch of the office of the Public Prosecution pending finalisation of extradition. As Nigeria has no extradition treaty with the United Arab Emirates, it is not yet known if he will be extradited to Nigeria or to Britain to face charges of money laundering. Dubai Police arrested Ibori upon receiving a Red Notice arrest warrant from Interpol. The Red Notice warrant is issued where persons concerned are wanted by national jurisdictions and Interpol’s role is to assist the national police forces in identifying or locating those persons with a view to their arrest and extradition. These red notices allow the warrant to be circulated worldwide with the request that the wanted person be arrested with a view to extradition. Ibori served as the governor of Delta State from 1999 to 2007. Media reports in said he owns property in Dubai, but this could not be independently verified. Contrary to reports of an arraignment before Dubai Courts, Ibori was not seen anywhere near the court. A source at the Dubai Courts, was quoted as saying that it was not possible for the ex-governor to appear before the court anytime soon. "Was it not just last week he was arrested? It will take at least three to four weeks before his case can appear before the courts. Yes, there were some 25 Nigerians arraigned today for miscellaneous crimes. This Ibori was not one of them," he was quoted as saying. On the possibility of fast tracking the Ibori case, he said, "that is not possible in Dubai Courts. Cases are treated on first come first served basis. No case is more 'high profile' than the other. If you recall, there are two former Emirati ministers whose case are still in court — there was no fast tracking there. "To the best of my knowledge, the Dubai Courts have no jurisdiction over this matter, so I don’t think he will be appearing before it. It just so happened that he was arrested by Dubai Police," he added. Talks on the extradition exercise between the EFCC and the UK Metropolitan Police have begun in earnest. Sources at the Dubai Police HQ,were quoted as saying "the Interpol notice didn’t mention he was a former state governor. It just mentioned a Nigerian national by the name of James Ibori was wanted." The warrant request from the United Kingdom’s Metropolitan Police declared that the suspect is wanted for money laundering as well as other crimes. Mr. James Ibori was arrested last Wednesday evening at a five-star hotel and the case was referred to the public prosecution. He was freed on bail till the prosecution receives his extradition file. His passport is held along with the passport of the person who bailed him out, If extradited, he would become only the second person to be sent to Britain for trial under a 2008 treaty. The only other person extradited to the UK under the treaty was Jeleel Ahmed, who was sent to the UK last August and is currently on trial in Birmingham for murder. http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=173646 |
rasputinn:Per the highlighted portion,this Yerima needs to have his head examined,he's truly pathetic and a disgrace to his religion |
Child marriage: NAPTIP quizzes Sani Yarima The National Agency for Prohibition of Traffic in Persons and Other-Related Matters on Tuesday interrogated Senator Ahmed Sani on his marriage to an Egyptian minor. The agency had earlier summoned Sani to appear before it to answer questions on his involvement in the marriage allegedly in contravention of the Child Rights Act. The former Zamfara State Governor arrived in the Wuse Zone 5 headquarters of the NAPTIP at about 9.45am in a black Toyota Aurion Grande, wearing white babariga with a red cap to match. He was accompanied by some of his aides and supporters. He was said to have faced NAPTIP interrogators for over three hours, responding to questions relating to the marriage of the minor, reported to be 13 years. Sani was, however, granted bail on personal recognition after he made a statement in writing, and subsequently signed an undertaken to report back to the agency on June 17, 2010. It was, however, gathered that during the interrogation, the former governor, told the NAPTIP officials that age was not a consideration for a marriage under Islamic law. He was said to have been reminded that he contracted the marriage in Abuja where the Child Right Act was in force. A source close to the agency said that the former governor, in his response, alluded to the constitution, arguing that it guaranteed the freedom of religion and that Islam permitted him to marry the girl. He was said to have also declined to tell the real age of the girl in spite of pressure on him to do so, since he had repeatedly denied that she was not 13. The former governor, who is a member of the Senate, also denied seeing the international travelling documents of the girl to ascertain her age. The source added that when asked why he did not conduct the marriage in Egypt, Sani replied that he did it in Nigeria for the convenience of his family members and his friends. According to the source, the senator added that it was untrue that he was trying to avoid Egyptian laws. Speaking to journalists shortly after his release, Sani said he was not worried at the turn of events because he had not broken any known law in Islam. He maintained that Section 38 of the 1999 Constitution guaranteed the freedom of religion to all Nigerians. Sani said, “The Child Right Act they are talking about was brought to me in Zamfara as a governor; my people rejected it so also other states in the North. It was rejected by the Zamfara State House of Assembly because it is against the Islamic religion.” The Executive Secretary of NAPTIP, Mr. Simon Egede, said the agency invited the senator following a series of petitions against his marriage to the teenager. He disclosed that the agency was on top of the investigation and that it had established that Egyptian law forbids marriage to an under age. Egede said the investigation into the matter was neither politically-motivated nor influenced by religion. He said, “It is purely within our mandate having received petitions from so many interest groups. “We are in touch with the Egyptian authorities, we know it is illegal in Egypt and we do not need to get to Egypt before we get the age of the girl. Within the federal capital, there is a law against marriage to a minor and the law is no respecter of any person.” According to him, the agency would soon conclude its investigations on the matter and all Nigerians would know what really the issues are. On why the senator was not detained, the Executive Secretary said it was because he willingly turned himself in to the agency. Meanwhile, the National Human Rights Commission has commended NAPTIP for interrogating the former governor over his marriage to the Egyptian minor. The commission, in a statement by its Executive Secretary, Mr. Roland Ewubare, on Tuesday, said NAPTIP’s action demonstrated that impunity had no place under the current dispensation in the country. The NHRC also commended President Goodluck Jonathan and the Attorney-General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, Mr. Mohammed Adoke, for their efforts at entrenching a culture of respect for the laws of the nation. Ewubare said, “The NHRC also commends the exceptional courage and initiative of the Executive Secretary of NATIP, Mr. Egede, for trying to bring Senator Sani to book. The NHRC fully identifies with NAPTIP in this regard and is prepared to partner and collaborate actively with the agency in addressing the human rights issues raised by the actions of the senator.” [img][/img] http://www.punchontheweb.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art201005193101723
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Well so much for ducking and weaving like a boxer,talk is cheap Dwight |
chiogo:Yea babyyyyy Go C-E-L-T-I-C-S What kind of a point guard is Rajon,the guy's moves are soooooo crazy,now where are all those Nlanders who wrote off ma team and called 'em grandpas ![]() |
Personally,I find left-handed sistas very sexy ![]() |
bawomolo:Talking about LeBron's mom,is she really banging Delonte West,Lebrons Cav team mate ? |
So Dwight Howard is gonna try and "duck and weave like a boxer?like Floyd Mayweather Jr?",then the Celt defence should double-team him and land the "killer punches like Marvelous Marvin Haggler" BTW,I agree with Doc Rivers that the Celts need to be worried about when they are in a good position,all the same,I hope they get their game plan spot on cos the Magic will come out firing from all cylinders from dunk off |
So Dwight Howard is gonna try and "duck and weave like a boxer?like Floyd Mayweather Jr?",then the Celt defence should double-team him and land the "killer punches like Marvelous Marvin Haggler" BTW,I agree with Doc Rivers that the Celts need to be worried about when they are in a good position,all the same,I hope they get their game plan spot on cos the Magic will come out firing from all cylinders from dunk off |
Counting down to the second game in theeastern conference between my Celtics and the Magic,I pray the Celts make it 2-0 ![]() |
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Smiling)Yesssss,they're like eggs,but fried eggs



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