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MCMXCVIII:
..you can't compare Malcom X and Martin Luther King jr and tell me.."Yeah Malcom X is the greatest"

We're talking Chinua and igbo land, you are talking s.hit.

MCMXCVIII:
how to you mean??...sure you've not read about Chinua and his works..

Sure you've not read about Kanu and his works.

May God save kanu from dullard FG.

AkumahTalk:
Don't be surprise if you're both sleeping on the bed one day and you hear "Oboy!! abeg shift small for me"....BEHOLD THE BABY DADDY

Chai!
Nwanne biko?!
This s.hit cracked me up!
Perhaps it's cos of the weed i took.

What is wrong in single mum's? After you fck her finish abi? Thunder fire you!!

LMAyedun:
Buhari should just resign!

Wetin concern bubu for there?

CUM4WHAT:


d wind of change is blowing

One by one, dem don dey go!

thesicilian:
A head-on collision on an interstate highway. How on earth did that happen?

Na today?

alphaconde:
Am wondering, I drive an audi A6 v6 avant, I have lost my tyres sevrally on the high way on top speed, my car never get to surmersuat or wave, sometimes I notice blownout tyres from the rim cranking on the tarred road. Why is this? Does this have to do with the car's balance.

thank your star!

That's good news.

Ok

emzila:
one thing is sure, the NAMES will not disappoint you. if you think otherwise, check the names again and again.

Na dem. Biabia flat heads.

Booyakasha:
I disagree with the Introvert part.. I'm dating an introverted guy.. Apart from the fact that introverts can be extreme loners, practical people with inability to express theirselves and they get the phobia of kissing and hugging or even holding hands in public, here are some reasons to be with an introvert guy.. they're amazing!!

Great listeners. My boyfriend helps me a lot by just listening to me. You know when you want some one to just hear you out and only advice when asked for, Introverts are ever ready for that.
Very Intelligent. Very clichéd sentence but trust me they are intelligent. My Man solves the rubiks cube in under 2 mins. That's crazy.

No nonsense. They are the ones you can have the most meaningful conversations with, not garbage talks.
They guide you very well. Some how they see you just the way you are, and yet love you because it's beyond looks for them. They don't get blinded by love, and yet For them love means everything and they give it their all.

Not Fake. They do not pretend to like you. They either just like you or don't and will tell you straight

Love Ain't A Game . They don't fall in love easily, but They fall hard. For them love isn't a game, their Hearts are at Stake. If they tell you they love you, you better not break their heart.

Calm by nature. Would women want to be with a man who gets violent, abuses, puts her down, yells at her or with A Man who treats her like a princess, will be faithful and treat her with respect all her life. I'm sure you will choose the latter i.e The Introverted man. They can never get violent it's just not in their nature to fight, and usually are respectful towards everyone in general.

Give you space. Space is must in a relationship and introverts know how to give you that.

Hot in Bed. They are good love makers (I can only speak on the behalf of my bf). Boy they are passionate!!

Stand by you. Is anything in this world worth more than some one actually standing by you through the toughest times? Introverts who are in love with you, won't back down when your in trouble, or back off because some one else says so. They fight hard to protect their loved ones.

Won't “use" you. Introverted men never woo women as a game. They are genuinely attracted to her and want to get to know her on deeper level. Yes sex is on their mind too but they will never cross their boundaries with you. Introverted women find it hard to fall for some one and when they do it's usually for life.

Honesty. Yes they are brutally honest, they will criticize you, not to hurt you but, because they really care about you . Yet they will be the first ones to come Cheer you up, Motivate you when you feel down and like a total failure.

Best friends. They are the bestest friends you can ever find. Trust me.

Loyalty. Being faithful comes to them naturally. Since they are introverted, they do not have many friends or easily make new connections. This means they do not find it hard to stay loyal and committed when in a serious relationship.

Some introverts i know here on NL: Teempakguy

I'm a capricornia and an introvert.

cindelite:
lol nigerians falling for yoruba amala politics since the birtish left.....when they wanna shut down tejuosho market, they created a scenario, ladipo the same thing, oshodi the same thing, and now mile 12, the whole point of the exercise is to shut down mile 12 market without any ethnic colouration and they've just done it again. the first thing ambode anounced is the shut down of the market indefinitely, next thing you'll hear is that the market has been relocated for safety reason, they've done it time and again and other nigerians keep falling for it while maintaining their we are accomodative mantra. No wonder they say yorubas are smart but now i believe it. Anyways watch out for the next created yoruba vs igbo fight in alaba market which will lead to its shutdown before the end of the year lol, thats the next one, them yorubas are smart morafockers

This piece cracked me up big time

socialist:
let them come, lagos boys will be waiting for them.

S/O to Lagos Eru-iku, they don't fail like flat.heads does.

T9ksy:
This is why i have always maintained that these folks are genetically mischievous. The northerners slaughtered them like "eran ileya" in 1945 and 1953 yet Zik and his people still went ahead and form govt with them in the first republic singing the discordant tune of "One Nigeria".

Even after the civil war despite all the atrocities that the northern war "generals" unleashed on them, not forgetting the pogrom, come the 2nd republic these same impish folks still went ahead and aligned with the northerners to form a govt. In fact, ojukwu , after sending 3million gullible folks on a chicken run, came back from exile to join a northern party NPN, sitting at the same table with those who took delight in killing his fellow kith and kins with gusto but no one label them abooki slaves o.

Biabia fla.theads have short memories, they'l never learn.

Mamatee07:
So , Hausas are the ones with casualties. those calling Oba for what what when his boys are winning

Up Yoruba..
If we can win in the renowned hausa dominated mile 12 market, we can win anywhere.
We'r patiently waiting for flat heads biabia to start.
With Oba Akinolu, we shall pursue and overtake the flat.heads, the lagoon entities would be pacified with flat.heads.

And some morafvcker would say it has nothing to do with islam. moha did it, sanusi did wtf!

Somalia7:
Nigeria is full of corruption and terrorism.

To generallise is to be an eediot!

9jatatafo:
Please ask the the evil step son how many human heads did Dangote used to be so rich that he killed his step mom for rituals? Foolish and brainless bastard

Dangote may used more than 10 heads, you may never know.

Tis only a total idiottt that would believe this.

See yeye list..
Are they not humans?!
It's the type of op that will end up marying mammy water.
I can marry for Beauty, banging body and money.
To hell with tribal marks, unintelligent and co, women are humans, you'l be suprised how fast she can learn and change else you suck too.
Iron sharpens iron.
"If you have only $2 left in your life, use one to buy bread and the other a rose" ~Chinese proverb.

We know where to turn.

eposho:
Can't believe u just wrote that shiat

s.hit happens.

VISTIN:
I'm at Oshodi now, everywhere is calm. Maybe they're done with the fight.

It is well bro, it's crazy reading some stvpid comments by wimps bout hatred for Lagos and area boys.
Most of them have not moved away from their sh.ithole comfort zone to witness the high streets things and they'l forever be dumb on getting to European city streets.
Show me a tribe without touts and i'll show you a dead tribe.
Even Jesus and moha follower aint gentlemens, they always have their daggers on, so who are the basterrd biabia flat heads and their ilk's calling SW niggas names as if they emselves are holy?!
I'm proudly a Lasgidi street nigga, since i made it here i can make it anywhere.
In Oritsa Femi's voice* Ote you der dey hating, when i am making my money*
#Shout out si awon Eru-iku Agege, Oshodi, Mushin, Ebute, Isale-eko, Bariga, keep collecting your dues everday.

vipez:
wait, e don die be dat?

Just like that? Me sef wonder o.

victorazy:
This Benue ppl can be anoying. Someone is occupying ur land and u don't know what to do? Na only fvck fvck una sabi nothing upstrs.

I tire for them o.
No guns, juju, machets, brains, human traps, arrows..
Na only fvck and frying yams dem sabi.

nanauju:
Can u just imagine cows occupying territories meant for humans. That's what you get wen ur president is the chairman of Cattle Rearers Association

#DauraCow

Hard working biabia people. Yeeboe kwenu!!