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rokiatu: Don't quote me if you have nothing better to say.

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There is nothing better than telling you wizkid doesn't belong here. {^•~•^} [/color]

rokiatu: [size=20pt]Vote wisely people, vote for Nelly as your Mr Nairaland. [/size]

Ignore people calling him dumb, they are ignorant as they have no clue what a carefree nature is.

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If we want wizkid, we know where to find him. Cheers.

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demelza: That was a mistake. It was too much excitement. Dont crucify her abeg.
#teamEKWAH

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Team ekwah are always jumping the gun.

They say things they cannot take back and apologize to save face

They also insult incessantly.

And most importantly, they always sleep off when they are needed most.

Why?


@atromessi# {^•~•^} [/color]

Speakdatruth: such a shame. ekwah's team r tribalist i giv up

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They also discriminate. They HATE unintelligent people.

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#team Patrick apologizes to team Ekwah, for the inconveniences their madam at the top is causing them. We are sorry.

This no longer feels like a contest.

People are porting to the patromessi team.

That is not our fault.

Welcoming Oahray to the light.

#WeKnowWassup#

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50calibre: Apply common sense for once, she is in a different time zone.

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Common sense kept her awake from Monday till Thursday. Forgetting she's in a different time zone and then on d day, she remembers she's in a different time zone and sleeps off.


She iz soo intelligent.

I vote for Shollypopz. {^•~•^} [/color]

Ishsoph: EKWAH: What is your definition of a man?

Answer:Personally, I see a man as an adult male human, who is goal-oriented,friendly, thrives on healthy competition, treats women with respect,a good-listener, a responsible son and an altruistic bloke.‬

Girls you gotta give it to this guy.

Vote EKWAH Vote equal treatment!



*teamEKWAH*
MCCT

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"treat women with respect"

Da kiss azzzz line he hoped will win him the ladies vote. Daaayuuuum. -___-



Our ladies are smarter than wack lines.

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Smartness is not Wisdom.

The smartest people aren't the wisest. Go figure.

We want an allrounder.

Not smartness.

Not someone who pulls of his shirt and makes ladies cry.

Not someone who only sells intelligence.

Monkeys are smart as well, even da octopus is smart as well.

#Sai Patropotter# {^•~•^} [/color]

50calibre: Oh quite contrary!

She is allergic to unintelligence

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Uninteligence is SLEEPING OFF ON THE D DAY!
Now swerve!

Before Patrothunder# strikes you.

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demelza: Balderdash! Why should a fine boy be waking me up in the morning when his mates are already in their office making dough? When it comes to well being and being taken care of, no fine boy dey there.
#teamEKWAH

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My lady. 100 bucks says Patrick makes you wet.

You are only sticking with ekwah cos of loyalty.

You want a man who lights up your "stove" just by looking at you.

You WANT Patrick

#team Patrovchenko#

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Eze Promoe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUVdnzC19oU

#Team ABAPATRICK

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You know wassup niggah, you know wassup!


#team WeKnowWassup#

#team Patroniesta# {^•~•^} [/color]

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Breaking News From Jesus Christ:

Shollypopz is in deep sleep.

In her sleep, she is dreaming of the Finales.

And ahe is campaigning in her dream

She iz probably thinking the dream is reality.





#team Patronaldo#{^•~•^} [/color]

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An intelligent person should know that ladies are more intelligent than trying to kiss their arszzez.

You think dedicating a women sector to dem will win you their votes of confidence?

C'mon dude. Come on!!!

Our ladies crave for balance.

They want a fine boy 2 wake up 2 in the morning and who doesn't remind them I WENT TO MIT!!!

#team Patromessi# {^•~•^} [/color]

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Ekwah's answers are more watery than ogi baba.

Sooo much fi intelligence.

Vote maturity and experience.

Wtf is women sector? WTF!

#team Patrooooney.

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demelza: Awon Iya mi ejo ma binu o! Shollypopz is needed here, if you are holding her, kindly let her go.

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Mii lady, she is sleeping. At diz point, only dah lord Jesus can wake her.

Hold mi hand milady.

#team Patrosescu.

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Don't vote wizkid

Don't vote professors, they belong in the lab.

Vote not a boy who reminds you everyday that he iz intelligent.

Vote finnese.

#van patro persie.

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I really wonder why sum peepz r asking 'bout shollypopz.

She is doing what she does best on the Grand Finale Days.

# SLEEP#
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Question for 100 Marks.

Who is the famous campaign manager with the enviable record of falling asleep on the Grand Final of the Competitions?

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#team WeKnowWassup#


#team Sai ABPatrick 1 of Nairaland.

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See you @ the top on Friday


#team WeKnowWassup#


#team Sai ABPatrick 1 of Nairaland.

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sleekch1c: I will take my chance.....ekwah is it for me..

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OK beautiful one. On friday when you cry wid team ekwah, my shoulder will be warm and dry for you to lean on.

#team WeKnowWassup#

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sleekch1c: Skin is fine....join team ekwah and u will shine

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Team ekwah insults and cusses the other teams a lot. I'm afraid of tha influence dey'l av on you, beautiful one.

#team WeKnowWassup#

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190: Ibeg go sleep ure boring

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dat's more like it, kid.

#team WeKnowWassup#

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sleekch1c: Sweets, i'm sorry abt ur contestant.
Pls join my team I beg u

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I nicked her first. You should join us. Come let's make your beautiful skin glow.

#team WeKnowWassup#

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nadia_SA: okayyyyy

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YOU know Wassup, milady.

#team WeKnowWassup#

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190: shut up you flying b-astard!

Goat

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I am a flying bastard and I am a Goat.

You are an FuckingUgly flying bastard Brazilian orphaned small headed big tommied monkey, and that makes you worse. Now ,f-CK off before tha gods make you more ugly!

#team WeKnowWassup#

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nadia_SA: Hummmmmm
I really dont no what team u rooting for..
Abpatric??

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#team WeKnowWassup#

#team SwaggzCanKill#

#team WeHansumAndWeKnowIt#

#team Sai ABPATRICK!#

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190: wait who won and who lost

someone keep me posted!

una know say i nor get interest for this rubbish

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Yeah we know. We also know you have nothing on Eppysold. Now git tha F outta here!


#team WeKnowWassup#

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nadia_SA: My ship has sunk...
BT december hehe december will b sumthin else oooo
Sisayo gyma

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*Holds her hand and kisses it.*

I admire your tenacious resilience.

*Goes down on one knee*

Pls join my team, till December.

#team WeKnowWassup#

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#team WeKnowWassup#

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#team SeeYouInDecember#

We Gatz June.

#team WeKnowWassup#

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nadia_SA: Vote
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I'm tired ooo

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Sexy lady. Permit me to kiss your hands.

I admire your resilience even on ah sinkin ship. Milady, take my hand and be safe.

#team WeKnowWassup#

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