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Sexytemi:
Nope, i can't date him....too small.

will u date me

sour wine inside new bottle

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TOP 20 AMAZING FACT U NEED TO KNOW:
1. plants can have abortion(which doctor dey
perform am?)

2. The bacteria found in yogurt, is the same
bacteria found in vagina(i ain't leakin yogurt
anymore!)

3. Girls who often wear high heels will reach
orgasm easier

4. There are more google search 4 justin bieber
than 4 jesus christ(sorry, we don't need to
search 4 him, he's already in our heart)

5. Urine is cleaner than spit(rather drink urine
than kiss a girl. lol!)

6. The blue whale ejaculate over 45 gallon of
sperm wen mating.only 10% enters the female(&
u wondered why the sea tasted salty)

7. Since 1945, the united state has attempted to
overthrow more than 50 foreign country(evil!)

8. The united state government spends
$780billion a year on war & destruction( more
evil!)

9. A condom can be use to carry 1 litre of water

10. If facebook was a country, it will be the 12th
largest country in the world(while mr. zuckerberg
nor go be billioniare)

11. Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of
israel in 1952, but he declined( he nor happen 4
naija)

12. 90% of pple 18-29year-old sleep wit their
phone in or right next to their bed( i dey do am)
13. 92% of songs that make it onto the top 100
are about sex

14. women's tears have been proven to
biologically reduce sexual desire in men( ladies, if
ur hubby dey whip 4 outside use tears make tea
4 am)

15. A butterfly sees u through its 12,000 eyes
16. A study suggests alcoholic student perform
better in exams if they stay drunk while taking
the text(see carryover)

17. 300 million pple in china are smokers
18. Women live longer than men(on average) by
5years
19. Gossip reduces stress in women

20. Lisa sparxx, a IndecentStar, had sex wit 919 men
in 24hours, setting a new world record in
2004(demn!)

lalasticlala com & learn o

Lassa thing

One of the many benefits of hitting the gym

See how sexy she looks

Life!
Few years ago this same king was not living fine

Lord please remember me

Ok

Aiit man

Burger01:
I love my president's 'doggedness'...no room for bullshiiits

You can't rule a country as complex as Nigeria if ain't gat balls..... Jonathan had no balls

ur post was making sense until u mentioned Jonathan
Let the man be please

Good news

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u wouldn't want to look younger than ur age trust me

I know what I'm going thru cos of this, mostly @ work


I'm almost 32, yet people sees me as someone that's below 25

has zika virus finally entered naija
this one wen this guy small like these so

idle mind

can u tell us how the so-called Valentine came to existence
stay in ur house after Church young woman

c

more avenue to milk the con3 dry

they are all noise makers

mine was ogoro(frog) belle cuz I had budging stomach
been training 6pacs since then

Loyalblak007:
Mine was "Orobo" [means Fat in Yoruba Language] because I was a bit chubby back then , but now I am Hot!

What's yours?

u are still chubby, sorry

shamecurls:
Mast

thanks

tuna4servi:
Oboy, how old are u? B4 I continue

u obviously didn't read the details

almost everything is wrong with marrying her

1.) she's a policewoman
2.) she has 2 kids & has never been married
3.) she is older than u

young man listen to ur parents, what they are seeing sitting down u cannot see even if u climb mtn mast

chiefobdk:
you just quoted me u didn't answer na? bros.

I did, but couldn't drink it

was too smelly for my liking

lalasticlala:
Lol. Help her ministry naa. If she needs it... But don't forget CD...

oya land am for front page make others talk

fulfillbill:
Thanks for admitting...and am hoping you keep it up dumbo

look @ this inconsequential fool

am above u in all ramification &......

please dont make me do this

say no to e-war

Christane:
If u lyk go dig d bitch witout usn protection mayb she nw av d virus she jst wanna ruin ur lyf wit it.

not even gonna do it

BadBullet:
oga if u love yasef dont do it oo
i have been there some ladies are wicked oo there must be something attached oo

too many fresh & new kitten to be running after an old one