₦airaland Forum

hidhrhis:
after reading this post i decided to start my own push up but wass shockedi cannot even do 5
i think 50 is impossible for me
i tried doing it again but got tired at 4

Lazy youth

purplekayc:
Are you sure he's Brazilian? This is new

Not new. 2 Brazilians have been playing for efeanyin ubah for years now

This girl nor get work @ all

E be like say black face wan buy SARS form since he is dead musically

Head is paining u

[quote author=CruiseNg post=94594165][/quote]lol. The first shall be the last

skinny419:
These men came 4 the money and the money alone

yea, sure but one thing usually lead to another............ Uwagada!!!!!!!!! Someone don go

Naija omila rob bank no casualty


They must have a professor somewhere that orchestrated the whole thing

Mine happened 2 years ago in warri
Just came back from work(2weeks on 2weeks off, offshore work)....

Every where stew, I took my bath that even & decided to go eat @ my regular buka

On my way i say make i branch my monkey tail joint take like one or two shot to open belle

Was on my way to the buka wen i notice a woman that was selling roasted corn along road just took off!

B4 i know wetin sup keke don pack for my front. One small pikin wey nor suppose reach me handle just com down, point cut to size for my head the other idiot came down & started searching me.....they succeeded in collecting my phone, my gold neck chain & 10k wen i wan use bless my mama that evening.

Petyprincess:
For a guy 6ft and above
For a lady5ft8'' and above!

Personally i don't go for less than 6ft

600 short niggas will queue to ask 4 ur hand in marriage

Reason u cheated with that little ass singer?

After Alex don dog this one com promise her say he go make her popular..... Na out throat he wan com force her put. Thanks, we ain't interested

& how much seun collect from u to put this trash for front page?

Alex o! Even if u open multiple account, we go fish u out

Headline should be "pot of soup I prepared with the snake I bought along Ibadan express way"

PS4 for everyone in the class?

That family must be freaking rich

OP must be very lonely

Marine54:
Supreme court governor , that does not have the mandates of his people, cruel and oppressive !

lol. Walter the grumpy old man

FreeRapist:
Sabali means Patience

I know bit the title is "patient" & I think nas owns the song

FreeRapist:
Any person wey die cuz of Nigerian polithiefcians na real mumu

I'm listening to Sabali by Damien Marley

is it sabali or patient

Well deserved

I wonder what he will achieve in 2 years time

Those screaming martial should think about the impact Bruno has made

KristaPretty:
Not at all, I should be older than you old cargo!

okay, Grandma

Well I just won 28k with 200

Will use the money to get myself a new native attire & a nice shoe take burst enter church on Sunday or I use am buy DSTV since salary dey delay

Seriously?

Why will i, who doesn't even have up to 500k in my account donate a penny to one of the richest football club in the world

SmartProf:
When Ebonyi state voted in this man, they didn't know they had signed Messi. He has won the political "ballon d'or" back to back since 2015. Citizens of states that their governor's achievement(s) is either to appear during children's day celebration, control traffic, sign MOU, share kerosene, share ludo, give yearly budgets botanical/scientific names, dethrone traditional rulers, eat roadside roasted corn, mould statue, stuff dollars, share cars, collect loans, sponsor pilgrimages etc should know that when they voted, they signed Yakubu Ayegbeni.

remove the yak name my friend! Replace it with lord lingard or lord bendtner

arukwe123:
So I will use my money to make the rich richer.

Tueh! I spit on his pear head

why most of una nor get sense for this Nairaland sef.......I nor like bbn, I nor give a fvck about this waya family but saying u spit on the head of an old man


Make una dey mumu for social media sha

35k

Las las she Jones me

Turned a good man to a bad man. Now na all these beta girls com dey suffer aam

KristaPretty:
You said it yourself, you are not in a relationship so you automatically turned yourself to the brother zone.
If you wanna date her, go ahead and ask her out and stop hoping and dying in silence.

why are u encouraging a 24year old boy to delve into a relationship

These kids should know that a relationship @ this age is a total waste of time & won't lead to nowhere


Perhaps, u are of same age group

KristaPretty:
You said it yourself, you are not in a relationship so you automatically turned yourself to the brother zone.
If you wanna date her, go ahead and ask her out and stop hoping and dying in silence.

why are u encouraging a 24year old boy to delve into a relationship

These kids should know that a relationship @ this age is a total waste of time & won't lead to nowhere