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prettytasha:
ya welcome #TEAMCARTOON

Jesus Christ! u are beautiful

can't happen in naija
friends & family go insult u out of that mumu love

Who are they


The one on the last pic is manageable

don't know about y'all
but my balls ain't egggs, my d*ck ain't sausage & my sperm is definitely not milk

100% correct!

Interviewers been asking questions they don't even know the answers to

interviewers been asking questions they don't even know the answers to

hope chicks will not start asking us to declare our asset before they accept to date us

toougly:
t you're free to view my profile

u are beautiful, will be thrilled to know u more

Just buying land for the future

no. 3

Never underestimate the man below u today, he might the man above u tomorrow

firstEVA:
ok no vex

please don't mind me, thats me being playful

firstEVA:
what I mean is its been happening for long, so op should stop wailing like PDP

that it has been happening for ages doesn't mean someone shouldn't talk bout it na

firstEVA:
Na today?

u self dey do am

Word!

& her dad who was a soldier busted u guys & shot u in the a$$

Nothing new here

Francis95:
Network bad

I hear u

That it looks thirsty doesn't mean it will be thirsty

MISSNORA:
Smh

be care whilst u @ it, it might fall off

1. be a leader and a decision maker-not a push-over. Yes,
couples are equal partners in our modern society. Yes,
men should absolutely respect a woman’s viewpoint and
a couple should strive to make decisions together. But
for a lot of men, female empowerment means shirking
responsibility and decision making all together. A man
doesn’t want to seem like a sexist pig, so he goes to
the other extreme and constantly defers everything to
his girlfriend. No matter how liberated she is, no woman
wants to wear the pants all the time. She doesn’t want
to be the one who takes care of every single thing. She
wants you to take charge sometimes. The reason
women sometimes go for total jerks is that they’re
usually take charge kind of guys.
2.be ambitious. Primitive women wanted to land the
tribe’s alpha male, as these men were more likely to be
the best providers for their young. You may no longer
need to prove to your lady that you can spear a wooly
mammoth, but you still need to show her that you’re an
alpha male, or at least you’re working towards that
goal. If you’re an insurance salesman, be a top notch
salesman. If you’re a corporate guy, show her that
you’re working your way up to the corner office.
Some men think women are vain and are simply
interested in a man’s prestige because it translates into
more money coming in. But the heart of this attraction
is not the number of shoes she can buy, but the feeling
of security a nice salary can bring. Every woman, at
some level, wants to feel taken care of.
3.ve a cool man skill or hobby. Men often have a
single-minded fixation on a hobby or interest, and these
man passions are really attractive and intriguing to
women. I’m not talking about being passionate about
collecting Star Wars action figures. I’m talking about
being really into music and being able to turn your
girlfriend on to new bands and burn her CD’s you think
she’ll love. I’m talking about woodworking, and showing
your lady your workshop where you make oak tables
and chairs.
Whether it’s being really into playing a sport, being able
to cook well, being passionate about your volunteer
work, or being an excellent photographer, all of these
things are attractive to women. Not only does it make
you seem interesting and unique, women also like
bragging to their friends about it. “Ted made me that
chair you’re sitting in.” “Wait until you try Brad’s
eggplant parmesan.” Remember, women want to feel
like they’ve found a good catch, a man respected by
men and envied by women. Napoleon Dynamite was
right. Girls like guys with skills.
4.be supremely confident about your relationship. A
woman wants to feel like you could have had your pick
of any woman in the room and you chose her. Thus, she
doesn’t want to feel like you are awestruck by the fact
that she actually went out with you. Never act
dumbfounded when she says yes to things like a second
date or a kiss. Don’t ramble on about how women like
her never say yes to you, and how you weren’t going to
even approach her because you thought she was out of
your league. Don’t constantly express your worry that
you might lose her.
It’s okay to tell her what a really lucky guy you are and
that you feel blessed that you met her, for this simply
signals that you are grateful that your paths crossed,
not that you’re freakin’ amazed she was interested in
you. Always act like you knew she would say yes and
you knew she would fall in love with you from the
beginning. There’s was never any doubt in your mind.
Because you’re the man, and why wouldn’t she fall for
you? It’s not about being arrogant, it’s about being
completely confident in what you have to offer a
woman.
5. supremely confident and comfortable in your own
skin. A supreme confidence in yourself can cover a
multitude of sins. Even if you haven’t attained alpha
male status anywhere in your life, simply being secure
with yourself will endear you to women. If you’re a little
homely, never let on that you think so. If you’re a little
quirky, act like those quirks make you the coolest man
in the room. Witness the curious case of the strange
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wen the man sitting behind u during Sunday service give u 1k for offering, after dropping the in the offering bag u turn to tank him for his generosity & he said "no o na ur 1k wen fall from ur pocket o"

Family

missdebs:
you need jesus

& a job

Theifs

diamondmeeq:
If u say so.

I said so