₦airaland Forum

macanu:
I thought they r Poisonous lizards

APOPTOSIS:
That's the reason the UK and Germany are Masters of deportation.
The UK go collect money, visa fee, school fees yet deportation person later later😂
Careless waka for Germany fit earn you deportation.
However, Abeg no pray make dem divide America for me. 😂😂.

APOPTOSIS:
The UK is too small and tight hence any little rumble will filter into cities.
But the United States is like the contient of Australia, if not bigger .
Only Arizona state can swallow the entire South South and South East.

0ver 11 million have entered the United States illegally (across the border) in the past 5 years, yet such is not felt.

Angelfrost:
Boss, how next weekend wan be?!!

Una new oga don dey make mouth already.

Was he not informed?!!

Angelfrost:
Super Eagles are the Man United of African football...!

If you don't understand this simple analogy, then you might need to ask Kyase, Fergie001, dfrost, Fuckingmallam44, and Ray07.

ChizzyBuna:
These Universities are Criminals

They know that these type of degrees are useless to society.
So they offer this useless courses for 3 years
And charge you big money

Then after 3 years of studying rubbish and paying huge money to university.

Them go discharge you back home with your useless degree. You go just dey house dey waste. Nobody go employ you

madridguy:
The Yorubas helped Jonathan to get to power, only for him to reach there and start listening to jonathan is our bloda, and they show him way out.

Nazgul:
You see all these Band A we've been hearing about, it's just an organized scam by the government to rip off the masses.

Cos when they increased the tariff of Band A users by over 200%, the first question I asked myself was how sustainable is this project. Nigeria is generating less than 7,000WW, and Lagos alone needs about 6,000 to be able to experience uninterrupted power supply. Currently power generation has dropped to less than 4,000MW. Anybody would know it's just a matter of time before our government to renegade on their agreement.

And I was right. Less than 6 months after the insane tariff hike, Band A customers are seriously lamenting about how the government isn't fulfilling their own side of the bargain by supplying them power for less than 20 hours per day. Some of them record less than 8 hours of power supply. Yet they're still expected to pay the hiked tariff.

Honestly, Nigeria is nothing but a huge crime scene.

Patriotic9ja:
24hrs power 🔋 💪. Band AA

Ebubu9:
Odiegwu.

Mourinho is clueless, LVG is clueless, Ole is clueless, Giggs is clueless, the Austrian coach is clueless, Carrick is clueless, Moyes is clueless, Ten Haag is clueless.

Better don't weed out Shaw, Rashford, Lindelof, Dalot and Co out.

You'll soon call Amorim clueless.

Ten haag that humbled Madrid, Juventus in Champions league clueless.

Kids of nowadays.

Kobojunkie:
Here's hoping no one will be tempted to resort to cannibalizing others in all of this. I have seen enough supposed ritual/kidnapping/random killing news from all over the country to realize that if push comes to shove, it's quite possible there may be some people in Nigeria who might even consider consuming human flesh to stay alive.

Angelfrost:
I will never understand what people stand to gain by keeping dangerous pets...!

That a dog or any other pet is tame and friendly with you the owner doesn't make it any less dangerous towards others.

I came close to being seriously bitten by dogs back in secondary school, and the experience left a mental scar for life.

Wife and kids requested for 0ne as a pet recently... The kain eye wey I look them, all of them withdrew sharpaly!


Love pets all you want... That's your business!

Just keep them the fvck out of normal human habitation and interaction. Period!!!

Make una dey get sense.

Angelfrost:
According to him, Tinubu is the apple in the eyes of the people of the South West and must not be spoken about disdainfully.



This made me laugh!

The very same Okupe! As in... Jonathan's Okupe!

When they tell you dull Nigerian youths that no Nigerian politician send una papa, una go think say person dey misyarn.

Angelfrost:
Yeah right... Instead of giving credit to Bournemouth, you rather choose to blame the stadium.

Wetin also do Tottenham stadium on Wednesday?!!

VinnyBaba:
Yeah, He is right.

The stadium is small like Highbury of Old.

It gives Bournemouth's High Energy Players advantage.

If you had watched Bournemouth vs Arsenal, you would know they will defeat Man City.

nairalanda1:
Would you let your customers set your prices for you?

maasoap:
Eventually, all consumers on estimated billing method will disconnect themselves while those of us who are using prepaid meters on band A have regulated our electricity use in such a way that it can't affect our pockets. The band A customers who are using electricity to satisfaction are those who bypass their meters or tampered with it.
Soon, both GENCO and DISCO will be facing dwindling income simply because people are not using enough electricity.
Why would B16H be paying N67 per unit while A20H be paying N209 per unit? A whopping difference of N140 because of imaginary 4 hours difference!

nairalanda1:
Not surprised.....the fact is after years of thinking power was cheap, we are waking up to the cold reality.

I'll leave this post i made earlier




The fact is, if we want power, we got to pay for it at high prices. But most of us don't want to because we won't be able to afford the prices needed to kick start the sector.

nairalanda1:
LIke how?

Even when we had subsidy on petrol, people were still complaining of hunger.

If you want an end to hunger, get government to pass a bill that makes financial assistance to commercial farmers possible. Maybe it would yield some fruit eventually.

ImoleNaija:
.I wonder how people get these govt funds. I've never seen any govt palliative/relief fund from either State or FG govt. And no one close to me has affirmed such fund.

E be like dem get targets.

Kyase:
That dude will be good in pep's team

Kaiser20:
That is why you can never be him

OlawaleBammie:
but in reality, either accepted or not..that is the only way a man can enjoy his hard earned wealth

OlawaleBammie:
Why would he have 11 kids and 3 women...in USA of all places?

Women life enforcers should clamp him down

NinjaMetahuman:

NinjaMetahuman:
you don't know good quality manager.

NinjaMetahuman:
you didn't watch the game.

Man utd played very well. They were just unlucky.

4 or 5 more signings, ten hag will cook.

The players and board are letting him down

nairalanda1:


The reason why I am laughing is because we have made the same.comment these ladies are making for decades.

The same comments these women are making were made back in the 1980s , the 1990s even twenty years ago

The problem with Nigeria is simple. Running an economy based on selling raw materials and using the revenue to import our way to prosperity is a flawed route to success.

Anyway,we have come to the end of the road. Tinubu self is still trying to pretend it isn't so.

All I know is, African countries should stop pretending that imports and sharing money is the answer.

I hope a revolution comes. Maybe we may get our own Park Chung Hee or Lee Kwam Yeu. Or even a democratic Tseng Xiao ping self.

But Nigerians, pdp, apc, agbado ATI obidient all want to share the money. Productivity is far from them


See how people mocked a guy who suggested the south east should build a nuclear plant. Something that would take them centuries ahead and they laugh at him. Ok o.

naijaboy756:
So you know say the 2 of dem na generational error...

why did you vote them then?

surprisingly Shettima may not be in support of these harsh and useless policies disguised as reforms