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honorwrites:
I'm here
Mine is tomorrow, and this is the second consecutive time I'm celebrating my birthday in the exam hall
I dinnor know what I did to this people that everytime-everytime its always like that.

Cc; TheLostSoul
Ray360

hahaha.... who knows, the excitement of adding another branch to your tree of years might be a positive catalyst in the exam hall, . lol.. Happy birthday in advance! expect my gift of a poem by dusk.

yungEX:
December 20

ohh...by God's mercy , we will celebrate together...

Giitheon:
baba i raise yansh for u o....u wrote dis? Twaley

lol.. no mess o..yes sir... everything i write here is purely mine. thanks for the compliment.

Robin, YungEx. When be una birthday?

whose birthday is next please? I think Honorwrites'. Honorwrites, what date is yours?


If your birthday falls in this month, quote me please. guys or ladies!

hello! PUKKAH36, I have been hands-tied all day, This piece might have come late, but that doesn't undermine its worth by any proportion. accept it with everything that makes you human.

Above all dregs of sorrow and gloom
Above all cockatrice that corrupt the films of Joy,
I pour beads of rhymes on your bosom unalloyed,
Let the malleable foliage of a new sprout,
Be the pond of joy on your face newly bathed,
Like a new born baby smeared with powder,
Throw all frowns to the dips of oblivion
amidst the echoes of woe from dark covens,
Be gallant like Sheilas on Graceful gown,
Rubies and Jasper I pour at your lintel
With starry fireworks on the skyline of your clime,
grow old like ashes and clay, let your worth not fray,
My kernel-oil dripping dame, your avocado beauty creams the rusts of ugliness,
Staking all pillory to the jaws of hell,
Can I sentinel your remaining days on earth?
Like an angel from heaven's palatial court?
Perhaps, my frowns will straw life from your lot
Like flamingoes at the bank of a murmurous River
And my frail thews will not quiver,
I blow my fife to tear the veins of heaven,
For today, a fresh star smiles out from your cloud
I blare my piccolo so loud
Like Mother today will be so proud!


God bless you dear! this is from my Core!

Jackossky:
Hello oga rey
Long time
Haba...u no no bdg...na badagry na ....e dey near seme area....we dey share border with those cotonou people
But mm I don see wan court for my side side
I was talking about a marriage registry before.... Still waiting for the second list though



Peeps just asking me ...guy u neva see admission...
Some even thinks. E v ly say dis guy wan re write jamb


Am just fed up
Coz of that...am mostly indoors

it's well brother. we are in it together. I await the second list too. how was your day?

TheLostSoul:
Funny enaff, I sincerely do nat give a hoot over this delay. I like it somehow... At least, in being bought time before I start putting their money together.... For now, guy, I go use my money do other things... The delay is jast "sweeting" me... I budgeted money for the imminent expenses in the wake of this list thingy... But now, I don spend am pinish... When people that love my phone more than I do took it, I used from the money to get a bigger one,. Did other things..... To hell with the list... November sef de okay....

please, let the list not go to hell, humans like me still wait in haste for it

frrenarndo:
shy

take this *hands over object*

anti shy pills

has everybady seen that interview with
hon patrick?
just google "patrick grammer"

directory=
google it /vanguard news

i culdnt stand za heat to "interroga8" him afterwards myself. guess what?? i wasnt given da "oppor...",,,.. etc. they wuld taste my fury soon..
those body guards wouldnt let me meet him...
i had to solely take them down ,,, i proceeded
took down more huge guards..,
i fought recklessly and was headstrong
(my god of war skills paid off *really, thank u*)
so as i waz saying
these boys keept cuming
i kept taking zown zhe loosers
they became cowardly and then tried gunning me down....
being too strong for thier shots, i was "grenaded" thrice. twice i shrugged.. (hero),
sadly the third one got me down,,, tws too much for a mortal. haba!
and then....
i was uhm taking to a hospital..
yea, i had sustained few tiny bruises.
next.... guess what?

*mind not my story, its all fiction*
*i feel some ppl would believe me*
*feels really real*

straight to the point...
my required answer is still unanswered but answered somehow strangely by not being answered.

im okay naw

*curls,, hides in shadow*

hahah... My style is alien to Patrick's. many schools of writers and poets alike are wont to likening me to Obahiagbon! a compliment which I find Misplaced. Obahiagbon juxtaposes words that can make one's brain shudder, I don't hold a candle near such height of words skill. I just believe that if you are a voracious reader with deep brows for knowledge, Eloquence becomes a skill overtime. just creativity with a zeal to be unique. nothing more.!

beebee84:
Please am having problem with my transcript as there is delay in getting it delivered to uniben from UNN, nsukka.Tomorrow is the last day for registration.Thinking of going ahead to pay the admission fee of N12,050 or I shoukd forget.Can the delay of transcript be detrimental to my chance of getting admission.

hello! please, is N12,050 the Acceptance fee for UNN?

Ebayray:
I know dat

What!!!! must you reply silly questions haba..

smh...

Otibho80:
good evening/night,it was fine,how was urs?

It was awesome in his presence. Did you go?

Otibho.. how was your day?

SmithRussell:
Woah.. (your yam needs her ointment) Yam is actually bigger than cucumber. Nice one!

smh

Where is Pukkah36?
Alchemy of shimmering eyes, where art thou? Could you be in the clouds? that haven where Orpheus got a crown?
My new yam needs your kernel oil
Come, come drip your oil like the nozzles of a watering can
Do not rue in the jaws of jeremiad
Or be sworn by the thorny glade
By tomorrow, I want to party in your court!
Where art thou? Do not pry in the gloomy folds
Come drip your oil, my yam is tasty.

frrenarndo:
dnt mind me.

*coughs*

ure use of english has caught the world's attention.

this is very unusual says the world, for a young man, a talent indeed, etc.., he must tell us the secret ingredient he adds to his vocabs.

ehm... sir ray,, you could also mail me

ah.. Boss.. I am shy. *covers face with two palms*

SuperNover:
Hahaha.... That's to show how blessed Africa is. If only we would invest more in solar power generation. Our solar energy is really wasting I tell you... Where are the engineers in the house RobinHez and teempakguy You guys should do something
Is Ray360's head a solar panel
You guys should use this solar energy for good

hahaha... Your words planted smiles on my face. well, We are still overly dependent on Oil at the spoilage of other ebullient sectors that would have boomed our economy and strengthened our nationhood. the Photovoltaics involved isn't above our national powers. we are just not versatile enough as a nation.

frrenarndo:
mister ray sir and zze lost soul and miss honorwrites and others...

me want to know the cosmic cup u drink from. like "patick ohaigbon"

please do grok my gear point.

and i kneel, awaiting thy response.

I don't understand what you mean.

TheLostSoul:
Yea, Ray, most of the posts kontain words from the kharakters in my books....

now I see, we shouldn't sweat pouring remedial words to your gloomy posts then!

All will be well, My faith breathes like the head of a newly born child. Amidst the yawning maw and the serpentine tongues, On celestial crest my robes be laced.

TheLostSoul:
Ray, I'm good bro... I'm good... Was pissed this morning. I love depression, I regret exploding in publik....

You love depression, Depression is the world's principal cause of suicide. Don't allow yours brood to that level. like supernover opined, I want to assume all the woebegone posts hold no grim element of Truthiness.

TheLostSoul:
It just so frustrating that I'm kaged. I envy happy people. How long must I pretend to enjoy sadness? I'm not poor! I'm nat ugly or swagless! I could get any woman I want to! I can do anything I want to! My wife is the prettiest! Then, why am I so pathetic?

Sometimes, I pretend it's jast literature, but no! My mind is cold. I'm tired! So tired! Wanna say good things! Be a jolly good fellow like my younger brother, smash this nerdy glasses, wear divers designers shades like my brother!

I'm tired of being depressed. Jesus, help me! I'm so fvcking tired, gaddamn it! My face now defines sadness, my picture reeks of tragedy. I'm tired! I'm hurting! I'm a young man for goodness sake! And not some tired-of-living aristokrat! Why can't I find pleasure?! Why do I kry when nothing aktualli makes me kry. I kan give, etc and make someone happy, then why kant I be happy?! It's no longer funnie... Wanna skream... Tis no longer funnie!!!

I just hope all these sad tales and lamentations are just within the circles of poetry. If Otherwise, then you should telephone the celestial realm for immediate succour. such plight transcends the remedial compass of mere men.

Dharay... mad man! how far?

honorwrites:
yeah! More than once, I never got to see the mentions cos of that

what!!!!! And you never told me? why? I am sorry. Now let me go dramatic!

honorwrites honorwrites! honorwrites! honorwrites! honorwrites! honorwrites! honorwrites. *looks closely,* any ommission? uhm.. no mind me.

I have seen your works, And I can comfortably say without any modicum of doubt that your writes are worth reading. "I AM MONICA AND I AM A STAMMERER" is a pedagogic write that not only eclipses the bane of stammerers but also Underscores the Simple routine measures stammerers can adopt To communicate without much nerve strains and ado.

the tone of your writes , diction and style resembles that of the iconic Chimamanda Adiche, Simple words but deep thoughts. Is she your mentor? you know, no matter how skilful we are, Our works will always mirror the style of our mentor or someone whose style we adore. my mentor in poetry (someone I personally branded the best poet in the world) Has a Fantabulous way of playing with words which I admire a lot, overtime, it rubbed off on me.

well done!

honorwrites:
Ray360 Its Honorwrites, always remember the letter 'r' that comes before the 'w' Here it is honorwrites..com Tanchu veli mush

Oh, pardon me. have I made that mistake before?
I will check it out.

gloryaaa:
pukka shey u af hear

lol... she knows that..

SuperNover:
Nice writeup.

Thanks. How are you doing? It's very sunny here. The intensity of the sun can boil the tongue from the top of the head.

Zedicusdgreat:
Plz is it possible for one to defer his admission in uniben

yes.. But sometimes, It's usually complicated.

I can envision the dramedies that will unfold here when the second batch is released on Monday (courtesy of Myschool, I Nurse some belief on that ). some people will be given courses in faculty of Agric and Education. whatever course you are given, accept it in good faith and resume with others ,then you can sit for Jamb with a view to getting your Dream course. The mammoth rigmaroles of getting admission these latter times are Unbearable! things are changing at jet-propelled pace, everything is changing! the more you stay at home, the more your mental capacity to retain information wanes, the more your motivation to read for exams thaw like a syrup of ice, the more you face ridicule and animosity from mere plebeians that do not even measure up to you! Have you ever ran into an old friend, probably your classmate in high school or your Teacher who knows you even with blindfolds and they ask you a question like "where are you now? meaning, which school are you now or what are you up to now? and you stand dumbfounded like a bewitched human!
JAMB are employing some draconian and unfriendly measures that are taking effect already as evidenced in the purported transfer of some candidates to other states and schools to sit for Post Ume! More Inhumane policies are bound to unfold as days welcome months and months thicken to years!

Accept any course given to you! in this present academic clime in Nigeria, a bird in hand is worth not just two in the bush, but hundreds in the bush. good luck!

yunhEX... hello. how are you doing?
Robinhez, how work?

Honowrites. I have read the plethora of encomia on this thread of your works, can you share the link for me to read? i can't access it.