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SmithRussell:
Roughly 40seconds per question.. No calculator.. I've got an aversion for a four figure table.. I just can't manage my time properly when solving math problems.. I'm still lacking at physics.. I'm no longer the chemistry guru 'cause I thought there was nothing more to learn.. My screening starts in exactly 9 hours, 51 minutes, 47 seconds.. I need to sleep.. I need to study.. I don't know my venue yet.. My clothes are still kinda wet.. I've not prayed since Noon on Tuesday.. Miss Allanah wants to see me after my screening exercise.. I need to see Victor before then.. WHAT DO I DO??

your disorganised state can take negative tolls on your exam day if you don't relax and take things easy. Your abilities might have dwindled below par in those subjects, But this is not the right time To yowl over such lows like the world ends tomorrow. Be positive and go do your best. If your best is good enough, God's "rest" is inevitable.
As for your venue, Grace has described the place to you, Just ask around and you will locate the place. I wish you success.

Fabzgrace:
success

thanks. Not yet bed time? #wnks

Fabzgrace:
nah i dont. Wah course r u gunning for?

Microbio. gunning for it with 5 AK47 and 2 machine guns

IamGodsOwn:
That's my center too. I'm writing on Saturday 5pm. how about you?

mine is on Tuesday. I wish you success. what course?

Fabzgrace:
ptdf. Are you writing?

yeah. I look forward to meeting you. I hope you don't mind?

Success!

Fabzgrace:
this saturday

wow.. success, doctor. Where is your centre?

Pukka36:
Yea,U too! I wish U immaculate success

thanks.

Fabzgrace:
lol, it 6 years ooo. Im writin putme

hmm.. you strong o.. when are you writing?

Alphafrank:
permit me to pluralize.......i wish us success...

lol... Amen o. I look forward to meeting you.

RobinHez:

#i seriously wish guys could blush...
Thanks bro...wow!

welcome bro, Success!

Alphafrank:
Bro,am also writing on the 25th...going 4 pharmacy though !

wow! my twain in success quest, Grace abound from heaven's blest. I wish you success sir.

Fabzgrace:
optometry

wow! that's a 7-year course. I admire Your courage.

Pukka36:
Yea,U too! I wish U immaculate success

Thanks, Will you be staying in school?

Pukka36:
Huh?25th is for Life sciences
It was the other way round actually ,Uniben gave mii 22nd!

uhm... interesting! I wish you good success! You are a medical aspirant right? The intellectual colossus of Uniben. lol

Pukka36:
M'fine,I bet U r too...when r U writing?

I am. 25th, and you? I pray its 25th too, We did agreed you would teach me.

If You are writing tomorrow, Just signify and let me write you a success poem please.

I don't mind.

hello Robinhez, This is a Success Poem for you as you write tomorrow..


Pell-mell may seem the feat, Standing tall On your strides, The hopping tusks of failure, May yawn On Your Lee, Marvel Not dear one! Ding Dong the success Bell will clang, In decibels Of Joy, No hellish fang will pluck the blooms of your boom, Castle height Is your success, untrammeled By ghouls in dark covens, Where they nestle like Birds in a nest. The clarion shouts of Victory, Will tear the veins of they sky, In electrifying Jubilee Of your success, Which awaits in a haste.


Success bro!

Fabzgrace:
wah course? N r u writing putme?

I am. microbio..and you?

hello Pukka, How are you?

Adah96:
okay rme ...it was fine

hello, what was the duration? 1hr? 45mins?

Fabzgrace:
yea,how sweet
how's your new toilet now? :-D

lol.. The other toilets have been abandoned, Everyone wants to use the new one. still okay to an extent

Fabzgrace:
lol, so where do u stay?

Hall4, (beans hostel, popular name. lol)

Mrkelv:
Hahaha! As if you know! , I'm currently in Hall4. With my cousin

hahahaha... exactly.

Fabzgrace:
and its even worse when u hv people who r not averse to having dirt around as roommates
i once went to visit my girlfriend and i was almost poured dirt water even worse than the one TG Banks used in his comedy skit.

lol.. You know Most Guys are not used to domestic chores Like washing, sweeping and tidying. when you have up to 5 of such guys living Together, Then the room is a midden where rodents feast.

Fabzgrace:
yea,i know and thats why i made up my mind never to stay in d hostel.
Im a student too.

lol... I learnt The female Hostel is worst. Hostel life can be fun "with the right people".

Fabzgrace:
All these people complaining, you've seen naffin yet...

just being factual. it's not uniben's fault. just a crop of guys with poor hygiene

swisscarter:
LOL true...i went to hall 4 i literally puked... there were 11 guys in one room lyk WTF?

my oga, I write from experience. some guys are very dirty. the stench from the corridors could make one fall sick.

Success to all writing today!

Mrkelv:
Uniben Hostel is Too Bad. I got here around 1pm today and I have been making observations.

The kind of life style guys live here is so bad. Everywhere is scattered and Extremely Dirty.


I've lost motivation to write this exam. I can't imagine staying here for 4years.


I just hope I get myself together before Friday.

Bro, I agree with you. some guys are very unkempt and lack basic hygiene practices. That's often the result when different humans from different states and Family background converge to cohabit. Also, most Uniben Hostels are dilapidated with bushy surroundings. hall4 is a typical example, You would see some silly guys defecate in a nylon and fling it over to the next unit. the tall grasses around are havens for monstrous cats and giant rats at night.. waste is dropped in corridors, making everywhere stink and ooze with a pong that could wrest life from a living soul.
just write your exam and don't allow that torpedo your focus.

Nigerian Men and their obsession with sixpacks is quite alarming. A chubby guy collapsed at unilag sport centre after ceaseless and heavy abdominal exercises. I guess he was On the quest for even 8packs.

Ray360:
hello friends, please, does Uniben offer part-time programmes? and is it on sale now?

please, someone should answer my question above.