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The oar has been given to the man who deserves it to sail the national ship for four years! I hope this is not a cosmetic show of civility. I hope the defeated President has no hidden agenda to heat things up.

They Also twerk their plentiful backside uncontrollably in a salacious quest to unsettle the "power-house" of the male folk. Jezebels that tie the destinies of philanderers round their waist!
Delilahs that yank men with their body assets!

please can those Checking the result post the link here. it says "error found" when I tried checking

Uniben's gate is a beauty. you could behold its magnificence from afar. it is not only beautiful but also connotative. lol. Uniben students do joke that those bent small pillars tells of how one will be stressed until one graduates.lol... does any Uniben student know what I am talking about?

virginity is priceless and sacred. I marvel at the echelon of moral decay in our society today . A society where we stew in the immoral and justify it by lauding it as "it doesn't matter". I read a thread on front page today and marvelled at how many ladies bashed those blowing the brazen trumpet of Virginis. virginity is a virtue of pride. no matter how we may try to discredit it, the infallible fact still remains that Virginity is priceless.

I would never deflower my woman before marriage. it is a sin. sex is most honourable when practised in marriage.

WOMEN

tender-shelled maidens,, like shimmering petals of velvet hue, strewn from love's valley, like Adonis was their Alley, menders of charred rubbles of our dusky climes, sweet beadful vines of enchanting bliss.

O , women! by your candle-wax heart all men seek an entrance, to be swoon by the nectar-wine that drool from your swarthy avocado-like skin

Oh! women, the circumference of humanhood, mother Theresas of our aching clime, your marsupial porch nurtured the world, unfettered by gory pains that hunt your womanhood.



#To all women

Elections is just 7 days away. hmmm! interesting!

some questions are just sickening !

Don't Mind Those Silly Guys Who Always want To Impress Girls By Clicking "like" At Their Every Post. Some Will Even Beg For It Stylishly. they Go Like "How Do I Look?" . who Cares If You Look like An Harmattan-battered Faeces!

I was touched by Gideon's story. Dear Op, marry the pieces of advises you have been given so far by these gentlemen above me. my elder brother did tedious works while in school to survive as an orphan, today , he is a graduate and working with jobberman. life is not a haven where you have it all easy. you have to muster every strength you make something out of it. good luck!

hausadreturn:
249 isnt a bad score at all.
But the truth remains that 249 is not close to being enough for some courses to get admission in some schools.

really? including post UME scores when added?

muta1996:
when are they going to send it to we that did ours yesterday 1:30pm march 14th?

Be calm brother, thaw gobbets of fright with the thermal wand of faith, keel on the meadow of grace,Your result will be released soon.

the questions were cheap if you ask me. why are you scared of Post ume being tough? if you could muster 249 in UTME, then why the jitters for post UME?

I see nothing wrong with it. I would even collect the broom from any elder doing that and sweep it.

[quote author=mtchris post=31609273]INFO: For science students who are yet to write their exam, i just wrote mine today. I don't know about others but the questions i was seeing in Chemistry and Physics no small matter o. English and Maths was lot easier, more of past questions. Good Luck!!![/quote
bro, don't scare people! physics and chemistry questions were very cheap. at a time, I had to stop and ask my self if I was sitting for the so much dreaded JAMB or Ss3 mock exam. for the first time in so many years, UTME questions were direct and straight-to-the-point. there weren't much calculation questions in chemistry. to all those yet to write, don't panic! the questions are very cheap. just study and be confident in the hall. also, ask questions if you don't know how to operate a computer very well. don't assume you know it all dnot be shy that other candidates will make jest of you. good luck! I wish you the best of God!

simdam500:
Alright it was beautiful... D phy,chem, math Student just read your past question. Questions relating to afocardo was pretty much. Like "who was d gorilla like" "how jimi felt when he left his bro back then at the uncompleted building" "why dey decide to let jimi of all the charges". Chemistry and physics was normal... Maths been maths was easy i'll say. Goodluck

thanks for sharing

HzRF:
Today, I sat for my jamb with hope and aspirations that I will bag an admission this year after been denied last year
But D manner of approach to preparations was not encouraging. After getting to the centre as early as 6:08 the exams didn't start until around 10 am, they said the server is down for now and we were forced to sit down in the stuffy Hall
After the commencement of the exam all was going well until I proceed to Physics
In short both physics and mathematics over(without exaggerating) 25-30 questions got k-leg
Is either there is question but no option(they just list option A,B, C, D) OR question nd options no diagram (diagram related questions)
All my complains to invigilators yield no result as they keep chorusing "it was from jamb" "it was from jamb"

Pls help tell Dibu itz not a must to use technology
Rome was not built in a day. Don't kill aspirants dreams In the name of we are in 21st century
Imagine all the questions in the same state like the 30 questions. It would have been itz from jamb

I thank God itz nt more than that and am sure I have made it. To all other aspirants "God will see us through"

you have made it already! I wish you success.

efguy1:
If you read very well, There is no need to sweat. I am a living testimony.


I did 3 jamb without failing any.

I am not boasting, m just advising u jambites to read well

if you read well, you wouldn't have done it there times

This is total nonsense! We want to emulate other
countries who use computers for exams but lack
the adequate measures to do so. a lot of
candidates complained bitterly yesterday of
JAMB's unpreparedness to conduct a hitch-free
CBT exam. why did JAMB go ahead with the
exams if the body was not ready?
same yesterday, exams that were scheduled to
commence by 10a.m started by 4:30 p.m. At
Ikeja, a Jamb official bemoaned the lack of
adequate functional laptops as only 150 laptops
could be used out of 250 laptops provided by the
examination body for the exam.
A friend of mine expressed pessimism about his
chances of passing the exam as he couldn't
submit before leaving the hall because of poor
server and erratic network.
The exam should be cancelled until JAMB is ready
to fix things properly! they should stop toying
with the destinies of over 1.4million Nigerians.

This is total nonsense! We want to emulate other countries who use computers for exams but lack the adequate measures to do so. a lot of candidates complained bitterly yesterday of JAMB's unpreparedness to conduct a hitch-free CBT exam. why did JAMB go ahead with the exams if the body was not ready?
same yesterday, exams that were scheduled to commence by 10a.m started by 4:30 p.m. At Ikeja, a Jamb official bemoaned the lack of adequate functional laptops as only 150 laptops could be used out of 250 laptops provided by the examination body for the exam.
A friend of mine expressed pessimism about his chances of passing the exam as he couldn't submit before leaving the hall because of poor server and erratic network.

The exam should be cancelled until JAMB is ready to fix things properly! they should stop toying with the destinies of over 1.4million Nigerians.

will the results be released immediately after the exam? or days later

lol.... oya pluck his eyes off

men who think they can unlock the heart of such women by being mean or aggressive are just wasting their time. fire cannot quench fire. most of these women are core Cholerics and as such, drawn to soft men (phlegs).

naijaboiy:
i used to have this mentality before,,but right now it's utter trash to me.

Women who are "independent" and have things going for themselves are really nothing special.

Get close to them and you'll see. They all have their lock and a certain man has that key to it.

When he unlocks it,,the rest is History.

you nailed it bro!

OP! never allow any woman trample on your confidence as a man. these women you talk about are intoxicated with their money. work hard and make sure you are not reeling in the mire of poverty yourself. they may be mean because of the power they wield by virtue of their status. but some of them are really tenderhearted when you get to know them personally.
there's always a soft spot in the heart of every woman, yes! every woman, even the toughest of them. touch that spot and she thaws like unclad ice.

you know, some ladies feel protected when beside guys like these hence their drooling taste for them.

too bad! who knows, he might have wooed the girl with #100