₦airaland Forum

Turks:
Ever had Onion before going to bed?



Say a big HELLO at close range to your haters the following morning and enjoy their reaction.



That's a benefit too I reckon.

uwagimboo:
AFTER RAPTURE...

Hammefeez:
Funny but true IN NIGERIA President -North. Senate President -North Speaker House of Reps - North. SGF -North * Chief of Staff - North. Head of Service - North. INEC Chairman - North. Chief Justice of federation - North. President Court of Appeal - North. EFCC Chairman - North. President Federal high court - North. National Security Adviser - North. Chief of Army Staff - North. Chief of Air Staff - North. Controller, Customs Service - North. Defence Minister-North. MD Port Authority- North. MD NDIC - North Controller Prison Services - North. *Controller of Immigration -North. *Controller of Fire Service North. *Highest looter North. Richest man in Africa - North. 85% of Petroleum Marketers in Nigeria - Northerners. 80% of Oil Block Owners in Nigeria - Northerners. 99% of beggars in Nigeria - Northerners Boko Haram - North. *90% of Nigeria past president/Head of state -North. Yet, the Poorest states in Nigeria and Educationally backward areas in Nigeria are in the North. Now, ask yourself, what is the problem of the Northerners? Keep forwarding till it get to all their leaders may be they will have to re-think and stop being selfish..... CAN YOU IMAGINE? ?

citizenjuwon:
This opinion is entirely mine. From the enquiry have made so far, the following medical test could be conducted on successful candidates.

1. Blood and urine tests: your blood will be drawn and your urine taken in a sterile bottle. We may be tested for diseases such Hepatitis B, HIV, Syphilis etc. Blood group and genotype may also be checked.

2. Blood Pressure reading: There is high chance that this might be checked. The optimal reading is 120/90 or 110/80, while anything more than 140/90 is regarded as being high.

3. Body Mass Index (BMI): your height and weight would be measured, after taking off your shoes. The readings would be used to determine your BMI.

4. Eye examination: we may be asked to read letters from an eye chart placed about 10meters and 0.5meter away from us with one of our eyes closed at each time. This tests is used to detect if you have long or shortsightedness.

5. Dental Examination: The alignment, number and grip of your teeth will also be checked.

NB: you can go remotely carry out this test if your faith is strong enough that you will make it to the next round.

entapryce:
This one u are re-tweeting, don't go and wake ur "village people" to spoil this recruitment for me o... I'm not insulting u but @benmurraybruce or whatever is an anti APC senator. in fact it's just like asking Fayose to submit ur final year script to a lecturer called buhari. I hope u understand my point.

ethene:
Anambra u will know them when u see them, very arrogant and boastful. Any way congrats to them.

"I’m In Charge Of The Presidency, Not Daura"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUcuJnAl8dU

President Muhammadu Buhari says there can only be one head of a country, and at the moment, he is the one.

In an interview with The Osasu Show, Buhari described reports of overbearing influence on him by some individuals as mere speculations.
Asked to react to a report that “Alhaji Mamman Daura is the true president, while he’s the unofficial vice-president”, he said: “I don’t know where they get their news from.
“I stood for the election, I visited every local government in Nigeria, I travelled by road, by air, and so on, and we had one of the most credible election.

So whoever feels he has lost somehow is his own problem, I have no problem.”


Aisha Buhari made headlines recently for insinuating that her husband’s government had been hijacked.

enshi:
Amuokuko choose ye this Day whose side you are...

1. The scamers

2. The anti scamers...


Just reply with 1 or 2 and a full stop