donsax: Fuuuk you op!!!!! Even none Nigerians does all these mteew.....you must have copied this from Nigerians hater website or tarrif seeker blog!!!

You're obviously guilty of everything on the list.

Whats up with all these clowns na? WTF you all obviously have nothing to do with your lives.

shymexx: ^^^^What does "razznaija" mean?

Razz-Naija, you can start from there.

Abagworo: As a complete Nigerian, my grandmother is from Nembe, Bayelsa while my mother is from Ikwerre, Rivers .

Is that your maternal or paternal grandmother?

Why does he always chill wif bance girls?

It looks more like they were dared to do it.

@kenyattaMoore:
Thanks onegai,the way people were praising that mega toner smh!

Veet contains the same chemicals that are in relaxer that is why there is a set time on the package.

Afam4eva:
You used to watch it on Primetime Africa and not live. The only thing that's shown live in Nigeria are political gatherings.

Live, prerecorded what is the difference?

Afam4eva:
I mean the Okrika and those around Abuloma.

Oh.

GSTFDS.

Afam4eva:
Let me give you a little history and cultural lesson...

First, Rivers state is a new invention. There was nothing like Rivers state 50 years ago, so when you say Ikwerres settled in Rivers state, i don't know what you're talking about. Whether Ikwerres are Igbo or not does not change the fact that they've been in that location for a very long time. If anything, it's the Mainland Ijaws in Port-hacourt that migrated to that place close to the Ikwerres.

I do know that Rivers state was created sometime after independence and what mainland Ijaw are you talking about?

shymexx:

That's great... I'll follow you now and make sure you keep in touch... Don't worry about accommodation and feeding - I've got your back on that as my nembe sister...

London summer is one of the best... Have you heard about Notting hill carnival??

No thanks i don't need accommodation, i have a lot of family members in London, I just need to figure out who i'm going to stay with.
Yeah I've heard about Notting hill carnival. I used to watch it live when i was still in Naija.

shymexx:

What is the "H Factor"??

Thick tribal accent. Like when some Yoruba people talk, they would pronounce 'yes' as 'yels'.

Omnisharp: Guys! Guys!! Guys!!! U jus heard the ladies saying they lyk/luv Peter the way He is; so, jus let them be. If u wish 2hav them comment on ur pics, do 2things: 1. Become a Wealthy, Famous Celebrity, and 2. Improve on ur looks (get 2work - Gym no dey finish) - pls, 4ugly guys; there is little or nuffn u can do "upgrade" on dis 2nd condition. Moreova, na "Feminine Topic" be dis...if u are a Guy (not Gay), here is not ur place. Am out!

There is oo have you seen Iyanya's old pics?

Afam4eva: The truth is; I usually get confused with this whole Ijaw thingy. When i was young, i lived in Port-Hacourt and we used to have this huge convention in church where people from Rivers, Bayelsa and some parts of Abia(mostly Aba) used to attend and there were translators for people who didn't understand English or weren't fluent in English. I was noticed that there were different translators for Nembe, Okrika, Kalabari etc and i'm like "Aren't this people all Ijaw? Can't they get one translator for everybody?". It seems to me as the Ijaw that;s spoken in Nembe and other parts of Ijawland are very different. Exceot it's a Rivers/Bayelsa thing because they also used to have different translators for Ikwerres, Ndoni, Etche and other Igbo groups in Rivers state.

Ikwerre people are just plain Igbo people that settled in Rivers state and mixed with the Kalabaris, Okrikas, Ogonis and the others, but an Ikwerre person would disagree with me. If you hear an Ikwerre person that has H factor speak English without knowing where they are from, you would think that the person is an Igbo person.

Must they always shoot abroad? mtchewewwww good luck to their shoot, i know i will not waste my time to watch the video when it comes out.

Afam4eva:
To Lagos right?

Like i said, i'm not Stwpid. Yeah I will be going on a Europe trip in the summer and i think i will also branch in Gidi, PH,KD and B/Y to visit my fam.

shymexx:

You need to visit soon... I'm willing to show you everywhere and make your stay a memorable one...

Then i can't wait till the summer to buy my flight ticket.

IIIIxRoyalxIIII: I gotta Agree with the OP, FB And Naija Movies, Websites, Party Photos are all filled with Naijans with yellow goddamn eyeballs

What the hell is that all about?

Is it the Water?!?

Like i said in my original post, the air in Nigeria is so dry and polluted.

Afam4eva:
By the time she figures your lies, it will be too late. Can't you see the way she's talking to me in a calm and respectful manner

I'm not fW@king stewpid. I've got a lot of time to spare.

shymexx:

Nembe people are humble, calm, and attentive - and you're not exuding that... Hence, why I questioned your nembe-ness...

Well, that's why you need to be nice to a young nembe warrior like my humble self...

And who says I won't end up as your bf??

Oh i'm so sorry i will take your advice and its so nice to know another Nembe person that does not live in Chicago, maybe i will actually rethink my plans of not visiting London.

Afam4eva:
I was actually thinking the same about you. Why does everyone thing that someone who's talks about politics must be old?

Most Nigerian youths are very unserious especially relating to politics. They don't know jack ShI!t about anything going on around them, all they care about, is BB,FB, and Brazilian hair

shymexx:

Why are you so feisty?? That's so un-Nembe like....

Chi town is as cold as the North pole during winter - you probably moved there two years ago...

And why can't you buy your own ticket to the UK?? Are you on food stamp, or something?(Just messing about lol)

Leave afam alone, he's trying to make you his girl...

Btw, you have't answered my question - are you thick in the right places??

Ehn I didn't know that there is a way that Nembe people are supposed act, Please enlighten me.
I'm a student?
I'm sure He's too old for me.
And that's only for my bf to know since i always wear a burlap sack over my body.

They all look fake pretty.

Afam4eva:
So, how come you don't feel cold living in Chicago and you want to move to Canada.

I prefer cold weather to the hot Naija weather.

Afam4eva:
Were you born in the arctic circle?

Born and raised in Naija.

Why are you asking me such questions?
And who told you that that Chicago is a very cold place? It hasn't snowed passed 8" for about 2 yrs now and its 45F-7C today, I have even been thinking of moving to Canada lately.
No, i have never been to the UK before although, some family members have been offering to sponsor my trip there, but nah not now.
Yeah there are some, but all of them are like 50 and above. And their young children........... I can just call all of them Akatas.

NessaFresh: Still tryna find the sense in the thread...op re explain

Um... i'm tired of seeing Nigerians with yellow eye balls, it looks so dirty.

Afam4eva:
What's his name?

something Ogulu.

shymexx:

Burnaboy's dad or mum is nembe and the other half is Yoruba... He lived in a place called Brixton in London from a while, that's where he got the patois and his London accent from...

Distinctive nembe look is being thick in the right places lol... What's the "normal Nigerian girl" look??

Anyway, I live in the heart of the beast, London(Home of the Queen)... .... Where do you live??

Atleast i don't look like this


I live in Chicago(Obama's city) U.S

Afam4eva:
Burna boy is Yoruba from what i learned. He used Yoruba and Igbo sometimes cos he's based in Port-hacourt.

Just did A google search on him and his real name is nothing close to Yoruba.