You got the photos from LIB, why don't you give her credit for it.

What is that thing poking out in between his legs?

Naija pastors are rich o, infact i'm thinking of opening my own church it will be called 'Give and it shall be given onto you' Christian church of God. I'm looking for people to help me start. Like treasures, advertiser, deacons, ushers etc. Who is interested?

Odinaka00: Just today alone I ve seen so many pictures on d front page,
Picture of Tiwa Savage and Fiance having fun.
Pictures of Regina Askia dancing inyanya's kukere
Inyanya thrilling ladies on US tour with pix
Picture of Wizkid: shirtless, drinking and using a laptop
Picture of Banky W with kate Henshaw.
So now I decided to put a picture of a Nairaland celebrity in SA

Fine guy, you look like Burna Boy.

People forget that when they get older, their tattoos will not look the same. I know once Tonto Dike starts getting wrinkles that face on her back will look like Dracula's 35,000 year old sister.

Josh316: Well, its what we call A KELOID SCAR. This is as a result of the trauma of the tattoo needle on her arm and from the looks of it, she is predisposed to keloids. Its unfortunate she cannot do anything to ameliorate the situation as further surgical intervention will lead to bigger unsightly scars.

Keloid scar? then she needs to sue the tattoo artist because obviously he's not a professional.

Men i'm so tired of this country, nothing ever works there.
My aunt is getting married on Saturday and she had ordered some items for the wedding and sent them to my address. The about 2.5 weeks ago, I sent the stuff to Nigeria through post, now my aunt just called me telling me that the things have not arrived and her wedding is tomorrow.
I called the guy that sent the item for me, he told me that the items arrived Nigeria last week thursday 4/4 and they are being held in customs, this is just pissing me off because the items were supposed to get to my aunt in Port Harcourt on Monday, but unfortunately they haven't even left Lagos. I'm so mad right now, and to think that my aunts wedding rings are also included in the shipment, this is making me sick and i don't even know what to do.

Are you serious? how many guys out there would actually date a lady that does not have good personal hygiene.

Hmmm Like the other poster said, this will not work out. My question is.... is he financially stable?

onila: I grew up with maids

still learning how 2 cook!

i really need help

It will not take long before you will become a pro. I also grew up with maids and nannies, but i was still able to learn how to cook within a short period. Don't worry, with practice, you will learn.

shymexx:

And you think you can jack the chic from me??

Unlike you, I like to take it a step at a time...

I'm still trying to figure her out...

Am i some type of rare animal specie that you need to observe?

adaobi123:

just post the link. it should work

Oh wonderful, i din't know it was that easy, i was here cracking my brain, trying to figure out how to post a video. Thanks very much sha

Hugoboi: Shymexx and razznaija should get a room already. This kain "hookup" get as e be oh!!

How e get as e be?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N54-Q0fX2Rg

can someone please explain to me how to post videos on NL?

Rooneyboy: I'm very good in the normal everyday food , Moi-moi seems to be the only hefty challenge I have .

Let me guess.....removing the skin?

Acidosis:

only on weekends..

Why busy work schedule?

Acidosis: master of all...

ehnnn i'd like to taste your cooking

De-Hero:
My only prob is Egusi soup.

But if it's to cook rice concoction, I no go carry last

shymexx:

Why?? Did you get my PM??

Yeah i just sent you a reply.

shymexx:



Huey P..

Are you sure about this summer, though??

No, i don't think so life, very busy.

onila: jollof rice

stew

Chineke!!!! you can't cook jollof rice? do you have a Nigerian/African BF?

Ahh this is serous, but my dear, that will no longer be a problem in Jesus name.
i can give you lessons if you want.

Dovahkiin: chest hair master race reporting in

Chief Keef doesn't have chest hair.....LOL do you live in Chi town?

Chest hair is just so disgusting to me yuck!!

adaobi123:


smart move

onila:

another virgin Nigerian girl

so proud

Ahhh! you are one too? Muah

God bless your hustle.

shymexx:

Nah, I wasn't born in naija.... I like "Nairalanditis!" So, you're getting creative for me, no??

The funniest thing about my drinking is that I've never got stupidly drunk like most people do after drinking a lot... No matter the amount of alcohol I consume, I always stay tipsy but never drunk to stupor.. I was born to drink alcohol, though I don't really mess with it like I used to..

You seem like an interesting person - wanna chat offline??

Yeah i don't drink much, i only drink mostly on special occasions, i haven't gotten drunk before, but i have gotten buzzed to the point where i just started saying Sh1T out of know where. Although i do have family members that drink alcohol like water, i still wonder how they have't been diagnosed with liver disease.
Send me a PM and i will reply back.

I'm a foodie, i cook a lot and i can cook any type of food ( if i follow the recipes carefully). Now for the life of me, i cannot bake a cake properly, there's always comma. its either i did not put enough butter, i did not whisk the eggs properly, i did not put enough sugar, or i did not put enough baking powder. There's always something wrong with my pastries, I'm not going to lie, i do tend to not follow all of the instructions properly, but even when i do, it still comes out with a comma. Is there any recipe that you can never get right, even afters several attempts?