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Celebrities / Re: Fans Blast Sean Tizzle Forcing Him To Quit Twitter (PHOTOS) by Readwarn(m): 1:38pm On Dec 30, 2015
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Celebrities / Fans Blast Sean Tizzle Forcing Him To Quit Twitter (PHOTOS) by Readwarn(m): 1:06pm On Dec 30, 2015
After Series of Yabbing following his bleaching and stealing of tweets, Sean Tizzle is forced to leave Twitter for Nigerians.Some Tweets below,Naija tweeps no get chill.
Celebrities / Fans Blast Sean Tizzle Forcing Him To Quit Twitter (PHOTOS) by Readwarn(m): 12:58pm On Dec 30, 2015
After Series of Yabbing following his bleaching and stealing of tweets, Sean Tizzle is forced to leave Twitter for Nigerians.Some Tweets below,Naija tweeps no get chill.

Crime / Re: Man Electrocuted While Trying To Steal Electric Cables In Kaduna (photo) by Readwarn(m): 9:52pm On Dec 28, 2015
Should I laugh or Just Say RIP undecided
Education / Re: Photos: CGPA Trending On Twitter by Readwarn(m): 2:09pm On Dec 28, 2015
Some GP be like Sine 30°

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Religion / Re: Some Of The Difference Between God & Allah by Readwarn(m): 8:42am On Dec 28, 2015
ifenes:


As a fan of physics or as a person who is experiencing a physical reality, You are experiencing multiple(unlimited) realities at the same time. Everything burn down to One Particle experiencing itself in unlimited ways.

For me there is no cause of self creation since creation itself is an illusion. The physical is only a projection of the mind.

I will encourage you to Google this; Atoms can be in two places at the same time. Also take a look at Parallel Universe. Take is gradually and then you will understand better yourself. It will be too much if I tried to explain them in my own language.


You Can't Explain it cos You self don't understand.
Cos You can't make sense of what You're reading.
You can't get it straight,like a riddle that can't be deciphered Except by the Almighty God.
No matter how one cracks his head,At end of d day you'll have to believe in d existence of God.
Religion / Re: Some Of The Difference Between God & Allah by Readwarn(m): 9:56pm On Dec 27, 2015
ifenes:


Exactly
As a fan of physics, Is there any explanation(like an hypothesis) to Why and How the Self creation occur.
Like What Induces/Causes this self creation?
Religion / Re: Some Of The Difference Between God & Allah by Readwarn(m): 9:36pm On Dec 27, 2015
ifenes:


I cannot teach what you need to learn yourself.
if I get u right You mean the human mind is the so called "self created programs" of which humans can choose from preferably.
Religion / Re: Some Of The Difference Between God & Allah by Readwarn(m): 5:16pm On Dec 27, 2015
ifenes:


You are buying into self created programs not being programmed by anyone. There are many programms going on when you turn on your TV, which of course you decide your preference. The human mind is unlimited, it has no limit to what it can imagine.

The programmer is you.


what do you mean self created programs?
I bet You don't understand what it is urself.
Religion / Re: Some Of The Difference Between God & Allah by Readwarn(m): 12:32pm On Dec 27, 2015
ifenes:


Matrix is only an example of how the mind works. Religion is part of Matrix. You are programmed to think in a certain way which could keep you stagnant.

Physics explains everything

Who do you think this programmer is?


And Physics can't explain everything,not how the human mind works if so it shld have devised a way of reading human mind.
See I'm also a big fan of Science,physics especially But that shldnt blind anyone from believing in God.

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Religion / Re: Some Of The Difference Between God & Allah by Readwarn(m): 9:58am On Dec 27, 2015
ifenes:


When my body(avatar) no longer become useful to me you meant. I will still be me,still aware.

What do you think your fate will be when you change your clothing?
I see You believe in Science (physics)so much.But How does Physics Explain this?
Don't be deceived by some fictional movie like matrix.
It doesn't work that way.
Religion / Re: Some Of The Difference Between God & Allah by Readwarn(m): 1:25am On Dec 27, 2015
ifenes:


If your worship a "god" you are a slave. I don't have any reason to pray,I attract what I need.
I see.

Sorry For The Random Questions But What Do You Think Your Fate Is When You Die.
Celebrities / Re: See What Tiwa Savage Tweeted.(screenshot) by Readwarn(m): 12:28am On Dec 27, 2015
She needs it afterall. See how she be like half-coke,half-fanta.

Celebrities / Re: See What Tiwa Savage Tweeted.(screenshot) by Readwarn(m): 12:12am On Dec 27, 2015
Guess She Has Not Seen Sean Tizzle Knuckles Lately undecided
Religion / Re: Some Of The Difference Between God & Allah by Readwarn(m): 12:10am On Dec 27, 2015
ifenes:


Grow up and look at reality from a realistic point,not with a servant mentality.
i guess that servant mentality is ur exact problem.
Servant is simply someone who "serves" his master(God in this case).as opposed to a slave.
Sincerely answer this question also, Have you prayed b4 OR ever felt the need to pray b4 in your life??
Celebrities / See What Tiwa Savage Tweeted.(screenshot) by Readwarn(m): 11:55pm On Dec 26, 2015
Tiwa Savage tweeted this a while ago.Does she even mean it?

Religion / Re: Some Of The Difference Between God & Allah by Readwarn(m): 11:49pm On Dec 26, 2015
ifenes:

Time for you to grow up I reckon
That's rather Ironical.
Religion / Re: Some Of The Difference Between God & Allah by Readwarn(m): 7:57pm On Dec 26, 2015
ifenes:


Like a baby
Seriously? I Can't Just Imagine Someone say this, Do You have conscience at all?
Religion / Re: Some Of The Difference Between God & Allah by Readwarn(m): 7:32pm On Dec 26, 2015
ifenes:
Yahweh and Allah are both extraterrestrials. Niether of them is God. There is no God.
Do You really mean this?
















if yes,
How Do You Sleep at Night? sad
Education / Re: 19 Uncommon Words That You Need To Learn. (+pix) by Readwarn(m): 5:30pm On Dec 26, 2015
interesting. But its quite hard to remember them again o.
Religion / Re: Was Jesus Born On Christmas Day? by Readwarn(m): 2:33pm On Dec 25, 2015
linusbnn:
Some parents alive today cannot tell you the exact date of their birth,but whichever date they chose to take is never questioned. Bible said what you agreed here on earth is also agreed in heaven. Since Christians have decided to celebrate christ birth every 25 Dec, it is also celebrated in Heaven. Trust me
You can as well decide to go to church on Thursday or Saturday instead of Sunday.
Education / Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by Readwarn(m): 2:49pm On Dec 23, 2015
Chumani:

Big lie.
Unilag is never unilagosian, it is Akokite
Yea,It was deliberate. Never knew its Akokite tho. grin
Romance / Re: 8 Ways To Spot An UGLY Girl On Social Media. by Readwarn(m): 6:29pm On Dec 22, 2015
VampireeM:
The most myopic write up on romance section undecided
Why do you say so? Guilt Conscience?
Education / Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by Readwarn(m): 6:26pm On Dec 22, 2015
Some Nigerian University Could Be Funny Though. You'll Hear Students Refer Themselves To Something Like:
Uites
Funaabians/Funnabite
Ekusite
UniLagosian.
Lol,Who Started This Sort Of Nomenclature Sef?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Reviewer Calls"yemi Alade"an Average Singer With Just One Style Of Singing by Readwarn(m): 6:11pm On Dec 22, 2015
I totally Agree with That.She's Average with no deep lyrics.
Health / Re: Almond Nut Prevents Heart Attack, Diabetes – Expert by Readwarn(m): 6:05pm On Dec 22, 2015
No be "fruit" be dat?
Celebrities / Re: Fan Helps Nollywood Actress, Doris Simeon Out With Her Spelling by Readwarn(m): 10:16pm On Dec 21, 2015
I think she forgot d mate. She meant college-mate

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Jokes Etc / Re: "Hilarious Pic" You Found Out Your Grandfather used your toothbrush by Readwarn(m): 11:26pm On Dec 20, 2015
simonlee:
I'll kindly buy a new one. No big deal, as long as I haven't used it after him.
Abi o.
Romance / Re: See These Hilarious Responses About The Relevance Of D*ck's Size In Sweet Sex by Readwarn(m): 1:33pm On Dec 19, 2015
That Itunu probably did this!

Romance / See These Hilarious Responses About The Relevance Of D*ck's Size In Sweet Sex by Readwarn(m): 1:18pm On Dec 19, 2015
Yes Please! My happiness is
that my darling husband is
big down there. I scream my
voice hoarse anytime we are
making love especially when
he is giving me
head.Sometimes he uses his
hand to cover my mouth
when the screaming gets out
of hand.

Ekaette
Big Hurts
No abeg.I even prefer it
small. I remember when we
started having sex. I met my
hubby a virgin. There was a
time I couldn’t walk in the
morning due to the
excruciating pain I felt from
his massive stick.
Sometimes i will have to sit
on hot water or put towel in
hot water and use it to press
my kitten. Sometimes i can’t
even wash the place because
of pain, it took over a year for
me to get used to my hubby’s
dick. When we are apart for
the space of like a month, I
know it’s going to be hell for
me when we have sex again.
In fact I dey run o. I will
pretend I have
headache,stomach ache or
any excuse I can come up
with to avoid that dick. But at
least now since it’s a daily
activity I am used to it, it
doesn’t hurt anymore, just
pleasure.


Dunni
Not size but usage
Lol,its not the size but how
its being used. Some have it
big but can’t use it. All they
can do with it is to give pain
not pleasure, others have it
moderate or small but use it
to the fullest that you’ll think
you have tasted the biggest
and sweetest dick on earth .


Bisi
Big is “sweet”
Who say big merchandise no
dey sweet , you don’t know
what you are missing until
you get one




Itunu
Big is “Plantain”
How can you ever choose
banana instead of Plantain?
Plantain is the big deal



Temi
Yes it does!
Yes. My hubby stick isn’t big
o! I complained during
courtship and he improved a
bit on his skills but I am not
enjoying sex after 4 kids n
12yrs in marriage. I can’t
cheat on him because I don’t
have the liver and above all I
love him too much to hurt
him.I cant complain either. I
guess I have to live like this
for the rest of my life. I keep
feeling Hot immediately
after sex.


_Nat
Average takes it
I don’t like it big. I have
actually only had sex with
one person, my ex-hubby but
I cannot count the times
when everything was going
well while doing the do, until
he decided to start digging
deeper. You want to remove
my womb? Abeg, I am
looking for an average sized
D-carrying man. Who fit help
me find am?


_Ovi
“Big and Juicy” is better
Hmm! Who needs a battery
when you can have a whole
GENERATOR.Big and juicy is
the specs.


_Sade
S Plus T
Size + Technique= cloud
9…..that’s all!


_Titi
The Dick Ache
Size doesn’t matter. There
was this guy that pestered
me like mad, he was tall,
handsome and rich. We
started dating. Then it was
time to do, he brought out
this giant dick and in my
mind I was like I Don die, I
prepared my mind for pain,
the guy didn’t put it beyond
the labia. I closed my eyes
waiting for the pain i will feel
when he puts it inside next I
heard a moan, then he
collapsed on me!What
happened he said? He has
released! I was shocked, he
saw it on my face and was
like “uhmm I have headache”
In my mind I said no you
have a “dick ache” I left and
never went back. What a
waste of dick .Lol how can
somebody have something
that big and not know how to
use it.


_Lydia
Celebrities / Re: Fashion Or Madness: Man Turns His Long Beards Into Lengthy Braids [PICS] by Readwarn(m): 10:10pm On Dec 18, 2015
nah attachment be dat nah.

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