Sanchase:
The salary is N220k per month.

Please how sure are you? What is your source? Kindly answer. Thanks

kenzysmith:
Am a graduate from her school when she first came i help her with her admission process from there we get along it took me good 2 months to woo her ,Girl wey I done date before, I done fucck tire na davido carry for head am still in shocked my guy davido dey fall hand

And so?!... If you don't see the worth of something valuable, someone else will. Everyone is valuable with the right person. Don't woo a girl you know you just want to have a fling with. It's your loss. She is the best thing you never had (in Beyoncé s voice)

udatso:

You call the attitude displayed by your brethrens here as tolerance?
Take a statistic of the Christians that are totally against waec adjusting the timetable and those in support here and still look me in the eye and still describe Christians as tolerant?

I look you in the eye to boldly say that if not for the tolerance of Christians, Nigeria would be at war now. I don't hate the religion but the Muslims on nairaland are clearly on a mission and as always, they would fail. You prohibit Christians on strictly islam pages and gate crash their pages to spew abuses. Kill people who as much as ignorantly speak ill of muhammed. You kill preachers in core northern states yet spread yourselves in other states and still claim your rights there. Why am I even trying to explain to you. I am not your enemy. If I can't speak to the others, I will speak to you, this has been the norm. The muric are just pushing their luck little by little and the mercy of Christians make them allow it. Na so e dey take start. Now that's tolerance.

maclatunji:


No need to display ignorance because you think you have backing.

No! You just did!

Purewatermeji:
Islam will conquer Nigeria one day. We are dominating gradually and we dictate how to run Nigerians. We can't wait to have sharia nationwide

Don't let the small noise you've been making lately fool you. It can NEVER happen!

RisMas:
Some hypocrate will come here to call muslims trouble maker where as, if waec fix any exam for sunday, it will look odd to them. Nigerian should learn how to tolerate one another, the country belongs to all of us

So now, you know the country belongs to all of us?
Friday is a work day. It has been that way long before you even smelt Earth. You people are gradually brewing a revolution. But you will not succeed. However, Waec is right to hold on the exam till after your prayers. That's where Christians are better. They are very tolerant.

NwaAmaikpe:



This is arrant nonsense.
Absolute fvckery and ridiculous fanaticism.
MURIC should as well force airlines to postpone or cancel Friday flights so that passengers can attend Ju'maat.

Its a shame that WAEC succumbed to the subtle Islamization ploy.

How many WAEC candidates observe Ju'maat?
Why should a student in school even want to leave school to attend Ju'maat?
Let alone a student who has exams.

In saner climes, WAEC would be sued to court for altering timetables for a reason as flimsy as this.

With the way the country is tilting, very soon Fridays will be declared a work-free day and it will be considered an offence if the rule is flouted.

MURIC should get one fact clear;
Nigeria is a secular state and will always remain one!!!
Friday is a weekday and exams can hold on any day of the week (except Sunday which is globally considered the Sabbath day.)

For once, you have spoken wisely. Well done!

nonut:
If it were Angela Merkel, the German chancellor, the idiot would have used two hands with a bow to accept it.

My dear, truely 'those people' deserve a world of their own. They are quite extreme. They can never fit in. It's too much!

NwaAmaikpe:


Only dirty people have oily faces.

Like you! Talking from experience, abi? Lol

Reading comments here on nairaland, especially from the male folks will tell you that mothers have done a poor job raising their boys. As much as I condemn her actions, a woman's heart is more expensive than any material thing put together and yet, they feel it is their right to mess with it, date any number of girls they want but turn the table and they damn outrightly reject it. Nobody is even talking about the lady's heart. Have we deteriorated this much?

gabpaul:
Lol...Octopus

Please dear, you do not ever laugh at or make jest of things like this.

ollah2:

Are you blind sir?

Your personality is heavily biased and laced with pure bitterness 'ma'

ollah2:


Mr that knows light and darkness. You must have been to heaven to know the religion God accepts as the one and only true one. I marvel are the way and manner bigots and hypocrites like you think. If the Chinese had colonised us, won't we be Buddhist while claiming it to be the best and only religion ?

You just dey carry the matter for head! Everybody is entitled to their opinion. You. Mustn't curse them for that

oluxy:
Pardon me. I’d be happy if this message meet the need of just one person. I don’t buy body spray nor perfume, to my taste I make each time I need to. Each time I produce for personal use, I make sure I sell and make 30 times my cost of production. Here is the full secret of making body spray or perfume.

Please permit me to explain a bit. The different between body spray and perfume is just the measurement of the chemical use. For body spray, excess of menthol is used and less fragrance eg, 80/90% of methanol and 10/20% of fragrance. Menthol is optional. For Perfume, equal fragrance and methanol is use, eg 50/50 depending how strong and last you want it last when you wear it. If you wish to use it as a business, I can lead you through from production to how you can package it and anything.
Here are the procedures:

HOW TO PRODUCE BODY SPRAY
Chemicals
Methanol half litre
Menthol Little (Choice)
Fragrance 120 ml
Colour Choice

Composition
Dissolve menthol with methanol stir very well, add your fragrance and stir, also add colour (Choice) and stir very well. You now package

HOW TO PRODUCE PERFUME
Chemicals
Methanol half litre
Menthol Little (Choice)
Fragrance 240 ml
Colour Choice

Composition
Dissolve menthol with methanol stir very well, add your fragrance and stir, also add colour (Choice) and stir very well. You now package

Note: Fragrance has a lot of names with different fragrances eg blue sea, banana, deep blue etc and the more the fragrance the more it last. Colour is optional also because some colours did stain cloth. So watch the colour you use.

Best of luck…
Happy xmas. Happy new year in anticipation.

Please can I have your contact and email address? Please

OnyeBabe1:
I am going to start a perfume business next year so goodluck to you.

First thing is to decide if you want to make a eau de parfum or eau de toilette or eau de cologne.

Good quality is eau de parfum with upto 25% concentrated perfume.

I dont know about the companies in Nigeria, but I know that if you want to do natural perfume you can get essential oils from South Africa, you need denatured alcohol and other ingredients like preservatives and solubilisers.  I suggest you get a book and read about perfumery, it can be interesting but patience is required when blending a perfume. I have been working on mine for a year now and it is so much fun.

Hope you do this, good luck.

Please how do I reach you?

Op you forgot to add Died wretched (buried in 3.2 million naira casket)

Appetizer:

Surprisingly, I have watched them all.

Yeah, me too. And that makes me feel old.

Nairalane:
Someone should just move this thread to joke section....


Some reporters can develop stories sha! I'll just be trying to imagine how they come up with newsfictions at times...

Was he there when the chicken was fighting the snake....
How can the chicken wait for you to snap this pics...
Chicken can't dare to wait for a snake... I don't believe the news...

Have you ever heard the phrase 'as vivaciously as a mother hen guards her chicks'? Motherhood is not child's play o. The things mothers will do for their children, it cuts across all female species of mothers. The best synonym for motherhood is sacrifice.

Nackzy:

My set started January 2016 n finish December 2017, yeah I paid 173k first session, second I paid 110k, the fee increases every year, faculty of science...

Now that's high. Same faculty at Unilorin payed 76k first year and 70k second year. And I must give them the credit, they are fast too.
Thanks, didn't know uniport was that fast. Good to know.

fuckpro:
...then learn the language is it not so in the west and east

Very true @fuckpro

Nackzy:
Uniport is the best.. I did mine dh

How many years and which faculty? I hear the fee is outrageous

kimbraa:
If I have the opportunity to advice even a jambite on a choice of university, I'll overrule UNIUYO 'cause of nepotism and tribalism. Secondly, Their lecturers act like all the students they're lecturing speak Efik Ibibio. That's very silly of them.

Really? Lol I thought it was schools in states with major languages (yoruba, hausa and igbo) that do that. Somehow it feels good to know a state in the South does it. I have seen lecturers speak a whole chunk of yoruba language in class, in a federal university in the West. It wasn't funny.

dejavubobo1:
How did we get here ?

We got here because Christians are sleeping, and when they are not, they are busy fighting themselves. Very sad

UncleJudax:

I am Not a religious Person, but why should you and I aree to Allahs teaching before we can comment on Muslim topics But they are free to comment on every Christian topic?

Christians are too soft!

I'm telling you. Just imagine?

Why are you Muslims like this? On Fridays, similar posts like this are posted about people converting from Christianity to Islam. Now, today Sunday, Christians post experience in converting from Islam to Christianity and you people want to die. Stay in your lane. Nobody is forcing you. I don't like typing hateful comments but you people must learn to respect and tolerate every soul and stop forcing yourselves where you are not invited. If you can't, form your own forum or create your own country. Kilonshele? Christianity is the number one religion. There is nothing you can do about it. If you are really peace loving, stop gate crashing into posts that don't concern you.

Romanciella:


Smelly hair?? Really cuz last time I checked Muslims practice something called the GHUSL bath where whenever we have done something impure we bath, (after having intercourse,mentration, even masturbation) and m not just talking casual bath, I mean real bath which includes washing the hair, so an average Muslim washes her hair five times a month including the Friday bath.

Thing is we re so much better when it comes to been neat, because u can't practice Islam without been neat, it's like a requirement. what do u think the whole ablution before every prayer is for.

so please judge all u want but never talk bout our neatness cuz unlike u guys we don't carry a wig/braids for 3months without removing it!

Sister, take it easy, it's not fight! Ok, you are neat. It is not in contest. But what's with the rich Muslims being anti-hijab and the rest overdo it? I know it's an individual decision but I can't help but notice it too. No vex.

Tinalex:
You see the rich Muslims? I can see lashes, make up cool outfits even see through...while the poor ones carry religion for head. Na them go wear black hijab for heat with socks ooo, with smelly hair join turban cos name them sabi the religion pass

My dear, I tire o

NwaAmaikpe:



More women use the time they would have used in making babies to watch Telemundo and Jenifas diary.
When their husbands do the needful, they'd begin to cry foul.


But some women don't have conscience sha.

You refused to give him a child and another lady gave it to him. Yet you still want to stay in the same house with them.

I ga-a bu ogbenye bu kwa amosu?

In short, now it is confirmed. You are possessed!

saraki2019:
no veil
fake hair
ALMOST NAKED
NOT LOOKING LIKE A MOTHER
BUT
LOOKING SLUTISH

Wow! She is CHRISTIAN!!!!! A beautiful wife and mother. Take it or leave it. Veil is not for everybody. Your women are trying, in this heat! Please comment wisely dear.

Dahkogrin007:
I knw it will be Unilorin

Seriously, it won't pass them

ramzythecoder:


Thanks bro.

Mature response. I'm available but then I believe the man should be the hunter. Search for her bro, she's waiting for you and don't mind those commenting and insinuating you're late. We run our races individually that's why we are all uniquely different. Good luck!

ifeoluwasylva:
Buhari is just sick, he isn't corrupt. Let's remember that.

I believe every Nigerian adult knows the difference between corruption and being sick. So now, I ask you, do you support a frail old dying man to face his health and live his last days with his family or hold unto power when he can't rule? I don't know where we lost it as Nigerians. If indeed he is not corrupt, he should know that squandering hard earned taxes on overseas Healthcare is corruption because the average Nigerian is lacking a lot of basic amenities. It is Honourable for him to step down now. He has gained what he so wished for, being a president. He has acquired enough wealth, whether or not you believe it. His family and generations can never be poor. He will have a famous befitting burial when he dies. He can't hang unto this country as well as his life!