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CelebritiesRe: See Photo Of A Gathering Of Witches After They Failed To Fly Home In Edo State by REALHEAVEN: 2:53pm On Mar 03, 2020
Is this for real?

It looks like a nollywood scene. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

The Op said Edo, it might be possible because a great number of people occupy that space are witches and wizards.

GOFRONT coman see your village people.
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa Slips Into Recession by REALHEAVEN: 2:50pm On Mar 03, 2020
KmniAutos:
v
Fweshspice:
grin
potent5:
Wh
masterP042:
angry
wilemer:
Sorry o
Glorylynn:
Person wey no go school sabi economy?





.d
Nothing differentiates you guys from -----attention seekers.
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Turns Pastor, Shares His Story To Stardom In Church by REALHEAVEN: 2:46pm On Mar 03, 2020
Good one Banky...

Living and winning souls for Christ is the best venture that one can ever partake in.
CrimeRe: Police Officer Rejects Bribe, Warns Driver Never To Try It AGAIN (video) by REALHEAVEN: 2:43pm On Mar 03, 2020
I think Ghanaians are more disciplined than Nigerians, my opinion though.
PoliticsRe: Imo Supreme Court Review: Arguments By Ihedioha And Uzodinma's Lawyers In Court by REALHEAVEN: 1:13pm On Mar 03, 2020
IkpuNnegiEwu44:
Unicattle Zamfara
At the bolded, one day una go use laughter kill pesin 4 dis nairaland cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Inside Adedeji Adeleke's Private Jet (Video) by REALHEAVEN: 12:04pm On Mar 03, 2020
nwimo22:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Abeg ino wan laugh. This life self.
Life is too deep, some live in extreme abundance while others live in the exact opposite.
CultureRe: Agbowu Akinropo Sues Oluwo Akanbi, Demands N100 Million Damages by REALHEAVEN: 12:00pm On Mar 03, 2020
He should sue the King 1billion naira for damages.

A king fighting like a street tout leaves more to be imagined.

CelebritiesRe: Inside Adedeji Adeleke's Private Jet (Video) by REALHEAVEN: 11:58am On Mar 03, 2020
Some people accompany others come this life o!!!!

kudos to Dr. Deji Adeleke...

More wins to him.
Christianity EtcRe: Jehovah Witness Predicted Coronavirus 15 Years Ago by REALHEAVEN: 9:23am On Mar 01, 2020
The summary of the whole stuff is that we are at the last days. QED
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Italian Man Attempts Escape, After Suffering Mosquito Bites, Heat by REALHEAVEN: 6:07pm On Feb 29, 2020
For ordinary mosquito wey don bite people tire for this jungle. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Disquiet In Bayelsa As Supreme Court Reviews Judgement by REALHEAVEN: 7:14pm On Feb 25, 2020
The judgement will stand.

The SC is merely using Bayelsa to right the wrong the did in Imo.

Both Ihedioha and Lyon should take heart.
CelebritiesRe: After Issuing Threats, Naira Marley Finally Gets Verified On Twitter by REALHEAVEN: 7:11pm On Feb 25, 2020
Oluwabukola20:
Nigerian rapper, Naira Marley has been verified on Twitter in just 19 hours after he threatened to take action against the social media platform.

Read more: https:///2PqwYdr
At the bolded, Marley is not a rapper.
PoliticsRe: Check Out The Crowd That Welcomed President Buhari In Ondo Today (photos/video) by REALHEAVEN: 7:10pm On Feb 25, 2020
nakaman:
nonsense
The dead meat griller is coming for you.
PoliticsRe: Check Out The Crowd That Welcomed President Buhari In Ondo Today (photos/video) by REALHEAVEN: 7:08pm On Feb 25, 2020
Yeah!!!


Many are mad but few are roaming....


Those people must really be jobless, I can't imagine any sane person putting his shop under lock and key just because he wants to welcome a despot.

PoliticsRe: Edo Election: PDP Woos Obaseki With Jonathan’s Visit. 'Not True' Edo Government by REALHEAVEN: 6:58pm On Feb 25, 2020
itsme01:
cool



wooed to his doom

I hope Jonathan also teaches him how to gallantly accept defeat

even if he likes let him arm all edo cultist, lock up State House of Assembly, Demolish Kabaka's hotel, demolish Ibori's house with C of O, he can aswell demolish every oppositions building, or launder $2million usd to paris.. even if he blocks Oshiomhole's house with refuse truck or burn APC rally ground to prevent Ize Iyamu mega rally....

No matter what he does, the moment the usual Yeastern lossers, Ndi marginalization and Develobuse support him like they supported Saraki, Dino Melaye , Onoghen and many more then he is gone..


.
You literally made no sense.

Your writings are incoherent.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Shares No Makeup Photo by REALHEAVEN: 6:51pm On Feb 25, 2020
Gene is still as pretty as ever.

This girl deserves to be celebrated for her contributions to the Nigeria Movie industry.
CrimeRe: Police Officer Threaten To Shoot Mother & Child After Dmanding For 10K Bribe.vid by REALHEAVEN: 6:46pm On Feb 25, 2020
Nigeria isn't safe for even wild beasts.

Nigeria is tougher and rougher than a jungle.


Living in this country should be added to the wonders of the world.
CrimeRe: Pastor Harry Uyanwanne & Wife, Oluwakemi Remanded For Stealing Dead Woman's N63M by REALHEAVEN: 6:44pm On Feb 25, 2020
GOFRONT:
Yahoo pastors..
My good friend GOFRONT.

How are you?

You've been really scarce.
CrimeRe: Pastor Harry Uyanwanne & Wife, Oluwakemi Remanded For Stealing Dead Woman's N63M by REALHEAVEN: 6:43pm On Feb 25, 2020
Many have turned pastorprenuers because of the amount of money that is generated in Churches.

They have merely turned churches to a mere hustling avenue.
CrimeRe: Currency Trader Killed In Rivers State By Task Force Officials by REALHEAVEN: 6:37pm On Feb 25, 2020
Living in Nigeria is big risk. One ill-trained armed riff raff will just shoot you for nothing and you are gone...

Imagine being beaten to death!!! What a painful way to exit the world? it is a pity...REST IN PEACE....

Evil rules over good in this country.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is SAFER Than The USA. Discuss. by REALHEAVEN: 4:55pm On Feb 25, 2020
Rossinnki:
My friend will you keep shut!

What I said is 1000% FACT.

Majority of us do not know personally anyone that died as a result of a criminal activity. Most of us hear about it in the NEWS.

Fact.

How many of you personally know someone that died from Fulani herdsmen or Boko Haram attack?

I bet you less than 0.1% of you on this Nairaland.

QUOTE ME ON THAT ANYDAY, ANYTIME.
You need not rant or throw tantrums in your quest to make a point.

Be guided.
CelebritiesRe: All Hell Break Loose As Bbnaija Tacha Gushes Over Mercy Eke's Beauty (photos) by REALHEAVEN: 4:50pm On Feb 25, 2020
Like play like play BBN don make these ones celebrities. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Why they are celebrated by some and even rewarded with multi-million naira contracts is what I can't fathom.

Useless things de blow person for Naija...this is a fact.
PoliticsRe: Why Judge Convicted Olisa Metuh For Money Laundering, Other Crimes by REALHEAVEN: 4:48pm On Feb 25, 2020
FrLukas:
The simple answer is, because he's guilty.
Watch as they will milk this topic dry.

Expect captions like " The last words of Justice Abang before he sentenced Metuh"

" Why Olisa Metuh was convicted"
HealthRe: Do You Notice The Heat In Nigeria Is To High,see Why And How To Cope by REALHEAVEN: 4:45pm On Feb 25, 2020
We keep depleting the ozone layer by releasing dangerous Chloroflourocarbons into the environment, the chickens are gradually coming home to roost.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is SAFER Than The USA. Discuss. by REALHEAVEN: 4:39pm On Feb 25, 2020
Rossinnki:
You are a LIAR from the pits of hell.

I've just posted statistics that show you up to be a LIAR.

Why aren't you dead since Nigeria is so damn ''dangerous''?


Most of us do not personally know anyone who's been murdered by a fellow Nigerian, or killed by herdsmen or BH.

It's just something we read in the papers or see on TV news.

But go to America. EVERYONE there personally knows someone that's been shot. EVERYONE.
At the italicised, are you for real?

I can't imagine a sensible person made such a claim....Jeeeez!!!! Are you waiting for your neighbour to be killed before you believe.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is SAFER Than The USA. Discuss. by REALHEAVEN:
Though one mentally unstable idiot can just open fire killing dozens in the States, comparing it to Nigeria is the greatest joke.

In Nigeria, Boko Haram, Fulani Herdsmen and even SARS are on a collabo on how to drastically reduce the population.

Nigeria isn't even safe for wild beasts...you can just get killed for nothing and nothing will happen.
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerians Allegedly Mocks Nigerian Girl For Forming In Eatery (see Funny Video) by REALHEAVEN: 1:57pm On Feb 25, 2020
Most people are fond of that nonsense, they deliberately leave their foods unfinished.

I always ask myself if they do same in their respective houses.

Fake lives everywhere...
Foreign AffairsRe: Chad Executes 10 Boko Haram Fighters Over Deadly Attacks by REALHEAVEN: 1:44pm On Feb 25, 2020
Down here in Naija the narratives differ...

The terrorists are granted presidential pardon, given exclusive meals and treated as VIPs undecided

The repentant terrorists are released into the society to continue their killings in the guise of Herdsmen, making it a mere case of beans being turned into moi moi.....Only the wise will understand this.

How we got to this stage is what I can't fathom.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Equal Manchester City's Record Of 18 Consecutive Premier League Wins by REALHEAVEN: 10:57am On Feb 25, 2020
masterflowx:
Pained Barca fan.

Walahi, this OP no try this morning bco
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy cheesy grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Equal Manchester City's Record Of 18 Consecutive Premier League Wins by REALHEAVEN: 9:30am On Feb 25, 2020
masterflowx:
Hater go and ask Messi and Barca fans
Let me add something. Liverpool won the CL but Messi still won the Ballon'Or and FiFA player of the year awards.

Why didn't any player from Liverpool win those awards?. Messi's performance outshines titles.

I doubt if any player in the history of Liverpool has been 1/100000th as good as Leo Messi.

Stop comparing Messi with Liverpool, Messi's achievements in the last few years supersedes all that Liverpool has achieved.

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