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Politics / Re: Breaking: Presidency Orders EFCC To Detain Fayose Indefinitely by Realname: 6:03am On Oct 16, 2018
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ALMUSTAQIM:
PEOPLE DECEIVING PEOPLE

POVERTY DEVELOPMENT PARTY

PALMWINE DRINKERS PARTY

PAPA DECEIVING PIKIN
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Shut up

Imbecilê
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Vs Peter Obi On A Vice Presidential Debate by Realname: 5:22pm On Oct 15, 2018
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lionness:
APC should properly investigate Peter Obi. The money he stole as a governor is worth billions which he used in creating his many businesses, especially that NEXT in Abuja. That guy is a bigger thief than his boss Athiefu. If the EFCC does it's due diligence, Obi criminal background check will be the longest and dirtiest thing ever brought to life. That guy looted Anambra dry and if it wasn't for Obiano, that state would still look like a pig pen.
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SHUT UP

nonentity

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Politics / Re: 2019: All Presidential Candidates Put Together Can’t Remove Buhari – Joe Igbokwe by Realname: 8:06am On Oct 15, 2018
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akelicious:
Joe Igbokwe, the Publicity Secretary of the All Progressives Congress (APC) in Lagos State, has declared that there is no vacancy in Aso Rock in 2019, insisting that all the presidential candidates put together will not be able to unseat President Muhammadu Buhari.


According to Igbokwe, the ruling APC would not lose sleep over the emergence of former Vice President Atiku Abubakar as the candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), the main opposition party, stressing that the contest was going to be between integrity versus corruption.

Igbokwe told newsmen in Lagos that Nigerians cannot trust Atiku because of the many cases of corruption hanging around his neck.


He said, “Let me put it this way, all the presidential candidates put together, both the serious and the unserious, will not be able to unseat Buhari.

“The contest is going to be between integrity versus corruption. And if that is going to be the parameter to judge, it means that there is no vacancy in Aso Rock. If corruption and integrity were to be in contest, then integrity must win. If integrity must win, therefore, Aso Rock is not vacant for now.

“There is no meeting point between light and darkness. We cannot trust Atiku with the keys of the national treasury given his antecedent. I don’t know whether you have watched Obasanjo’s video on Atiku.


“If there is anybody that knows Atiku very well, that person must be Obasanjo because they worked together for eight years. Obasanjo said some Americans came probably from FBI and said that they wanted to investigate some Nigerians and Atiku was one of them.

“After that, Obasanjo was also inclusive, but they couldn’t find anything on him. Meanwhile, on Atiku, there was a damning report. And given what Obasanjo knows about the findings of those people, he said that God would not forgive him if he supports Atiku. If Obasanjo says that kind of thing, then we cannot trust Atiku with the keys of the national treasury.

“Another point is what played out in Port Harcourt at the PDP national convention. It was a bazaar. It was an audacious and thunderous celebration of corruption, where dollars were used with reckless abandon to buy delegates’ votes. We cannot have that kind of person in the saddle. His wealth is questionable. Also remember that PDP told Nigerians that they had repented and pleaded that they should be given another chance.”

Full details at https://www.akelicious.net/2018/10/2019-all-presidential-candidates-put.html
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Shut up! you couldn't save Ambode now is it buhari you can save?
Atiku 2019

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Politics / Re: APC Governors Are Sponsoring Daily Protests Against Oshiomhole - Nabena by Realname: 7:52am On Oct 15, 2018
Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahaha grin
Romance / Re: Memes Depicting A Man Who Married A Wife With A Wide Vagina by Realname: 6:54am On Oct 15, 2018
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NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



What is this fuckery about?
Size is relative.
What is wide for the toothpick is too small for the candle.

Real well endowed men don't care about the width of a borehole. Because no matter where you enter, it grips you.

Any person complaining over a wide gully apparently has a very small preek.

NwaAmaikpe will never complain because I was taught in Sunday school that in all situations, give thanks.
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Stop talking nonsense at your advanced age

Grow up
Phones / Re: Jamal Khashoggi, Saudi Journalist Who Recorded His Own Death On Apple Watch. by Realname: 6:51am On Oct 15, 2018
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antagonist:
fake news

If you've seen that consulate you would know that the distance from the building to the parking area where the fiance was was way out of Bluetooth range for it to sync up with the iPhone. also the watch in Turkey isn't lte or mobile network enabled so no way to back up the files to the cloud without the paired iphone.

most of this post is just pure speculation. Meanwhile the most likely source of the recordings if they actually exist, is Turkish audio surveillance in the Saudi mission, but they don't want to expose their sources and methods so they came up with this cover story.

Not saying riyadh didn't have him killed, just saying the story is by no means complete.
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Shut up

You are talking absolute nonsense
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lady Shares Screenshot Of Chat With A Man Who Offered Her A Job With 'Condition' by Realname: 6:46am On Oct 15, 2018
Men like this are always a shame to us

And they are usually in HR position

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Politics / Re: I Have Never Taken Any Dime From Any Political Candidate – Oyedepo by Realname: 6:45am On Oct 15, 2018
We know sir

But APC touts will say otherwise

But sir you are still a Yahoo pastor

Atiku 2019

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Politics / Re: Prof Wole Soyinka On PDP Defection by Realname: 6:44am On Oct 15, 2018
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agbajesaid:


IF APC is not the answer to our Problems, there is no reason going back to the instigators of the problem.
I'm not a politician but I would do everything not to have PDP in Government in Nigeria.
The greatest tragedy that can befall a nation is for her citizens to suffer collective amnesia. I believe PDP believes Nigerians have short memories, if not, Ibori would not have been included in their convention committee and Jonathan would not have been allowed to talk (He ended up indicting himself as usual anyway).
For those who may have forgotten, kindly joggle your memories with the following words on marble and you will agree with me that what happened in Eagle square on saturday was nothing but gathering of rogues.
Happy reading:

1. I acted based on Jonathan's instruction - Dasuki

2. I didn't give order - Jonathan

3. I collected 350M from Dasuki for consultation - Iyorchia Ayu

4. I only collected $30,000 from Dasuki not N100m - Bode George

5. I got N4.6b from Dasuki for spiritual purposes - Bafarawa

6. I got N650M from Dasuki for my Abuja burnt office - Thisday Obaigbena.

7. I got N2.1b from Dasuki for publicity - Dokpesi

8. I got another N100m from Yuguda he didn't tell me from where - Bafarawa.

9. I gave N100m each to Odili, Jim Nwobodo Bode George and others - Yuguda

10. The president asked me to change N10B to foreign currency for PDP delegates - Dasuki

11. My boss asked me to get $11M from the CBN - Dasuki's account officer.

12. I got order from above to pay Tompolo N13B for Maritime university land. - Nimasa DG.

13. 950m was shared in my house -- Shekarau

With all this looting and many more revealed, some people are still shouting no sign of change yet, they even say it's political persecution.

But I believe, it is the right thing to do.
If you believe too, send this to other people to garner more support for the fight against corruption and looting in our nation. There must be consequences for such crimes otherwise Nigeria will not develop.

WHERE ARE THE #WAILERS?
"Over 20 billion dollars unremitted to the Federation account, and if nothing is done by 2015 upward, Nigeria will know what economic crisis is"
*~ Emir Sanusi Lamido Sanusi*

"Whoever wins 2015 will NEVER find it easy to govern. Over 30 trillion is mismanaged, unaccounted for or missing under Jonathan."
*~ Prof Charles Soludo*

"Our reserve is depleted and our savings are squandered. Our nation is in trouble."
*~ Dr Oby Ezekwesili.*

"For seven months, NNPC did not remit any money into federation account. When I called as a sitting governor and major oil producing state, Deziani Alison Madueke refused to pick my calls."
*~ Godswill Akpabio*

"I told them to save ahead of eventualities but Jonathan had no political will to do so and this is the reason why we are in crisis, because we squandered our boom."
*~ Okonjo Iweala*

"Okonjo-Iweala, Sanusi urged us to save but we state Governors refused to save for the unseen future during the tenure of Goodluck Jonathan, despite warning from economic experts."
*~ Peter Obi*

"Jonathan is a blessed ATM machine that doesn't have secret pin number"
*~ Bala Mohammed*

* Tompolo was paid 13Billion.!
* Ex-CDS,Alex Badeh dug a pit toilet to hide $32m.
* Patience Jonathan is claiming $31m, she has sued the Nigerian state.
* Femi Fani-Kayode took 740M.
* Dasuki used trucks to load over $35B from the CBN.
* Olisa Metuh took 400M.
* Aziboala, GEJ's cousin took 6B naira.
* Nenadi Usman took 3.5B naira.
* Fayose took 3B naira.
* Obanikoro took 4Billion naira.
* Olu Falae took 100M naira.
* Tony Anenih - 400M naira.
* Oritsejafor - $35M
* Former Air Chief Amosu - 2Billion naira.
* Lucky Igbinedion-16B naira.
*Bode-George and Dabo -100B naira
* Jolly Nyame-2.4B naira.
* Joshua Dariye-700M naira.
*Nyesom Wike stole #4b.
* Diezzani with $20 billion missing oil money?
15 billon dollars missing from arms fund, 10 billion naria, converted to dollars and given as gift to delegates of PDP Nation convention, Bafarawa collected 3 billion for spiritual purposes , 12. 7 billon naria for deceased NEPA staff grew wings and disappeared, 20 billion dollars missing from NNPC accounts, 23 billon naira as bribe to INEC staffs to rig the general election. The list is endless. They only left what they can't carry or unable to lay their hands on. The list continues.....
Recession didn't just happen, people looted Nigeria into RECESSION happening

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Shut up

You refused to tear your passport

Nonsensical senile geriatric

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Politics / Re: Travel Ban List Didn't Come From Up - Presidency by Realname: 6:43am On Oct 15, 2018
You say what?

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Travel / Re: See The Remodeled Port Harcourt Intl Airport - Photos by Realname: 6:42am On Oct 15, 2018
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buhariguy:
And the jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of bia-fra terrorist said the best president is not working,
What their ineffectual buffoon could not do for 6yrs.
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See omo igbo take your mad rant else where and stop disturbing civilized people

Mad ipob tout
Celebrities / Re: Fuji Music Legend, Obesere Launches Foundation, Drops New Album Tomorrow by Realname: 6:24am On Oct 15, 2018
A true legend
Politics / Re: Hauwa Liman & Alice Loksha May Be Killed Tomorrow By Boko Haram - ICRC's Alarm by Realname: 11:45pm On Oct 14, 2018
Nigeria is a wasted country

Our local media never reportref this or the first execution

What a wasted country

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Politics / Re: Atiku: I Don't Smoke, I Don't Drink, I Stopped Womanizing; I'm Romantic (Video) by Realname: 2:37pm On Oct 14, 2018
77up:
even you self used smile emoji simply because you already know it's a joke.


fixed anyway !

It is not a joke. Atiku is the next president of Nigeria in 2019
Politics / Re: APC Suspends Mustapha Salihu, Deputy Chairman by Realname: 6:16am On Oct 14, 2018
Omololu001:
you don get malaria and typhoid, nah wetin dey make you see nonsense be that.

gbe ẹnu lo

Smh

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Politics / Re: Kwankwaso Meets With Peter Obi And Atiku In Abuja (Photos) by Realname: 2:16am On Oct 14, 2018
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fiizznation:
Lol and you think any sane person will vote for Atiku because kwankwaso said so? This is my state for crying out. Even the folks in sabon gari will be afraid to come out to vote for atiku on that day. And sabon gari is the only place in kano I sincerely think Atiku will get up to 500 votes LOL


Atikulate my foot!!!
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Shut up !

Bloody liar

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Politics / Re: FFK Reacts To Ban Of 50 Prominent Nigerians From Traveling Abroad by Realname: 1:24am On Oct 14, 2018
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ashacot:
FFK you and ATIKU will not runvto anywhere with our money.

ATIKU is a Big THIEF -- PDP.

Don't Trust Atiku. He does not wish Nigeria well--- OBJ.
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Shut up

APC propaganda agent
Autos / Re: Are You In Abuja. I Am In Need Of Toyota Camry Clean Tokunbo 2003 Or 2004 (1.5M) by Realname: 1:17am On Oct 14, 2018
Olohunjedalo:

You dy craze

Why na ?

What did she do?

She saw someone who had money to spare and asked
TV/Movies / Re: Watch As This group of Blind Men Perform Live With Their Drum At Alaba by Realname: 1:16am On Oct 14, 2018
Wow
Politics / Re: Atiku: I Don't Smoke, I Don't Drink, I Stopped Womanizing; I'm Romantic (Video) by Realname: 1:15am On Oct 14, 2018
Everyone please welcome the next president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria

grin

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Politics / Re: APC Suspends Mustapha Salihu, Deputy Chairman by Realname: 1:12am On Oct 14, 2018
I see APC fragmenting before the presidential election and buhari suddenly pulling out and claiming it's based on health grounds

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Politics / Re: Okonjo  Iweala Tweet  About The Speech She Made At The  UN Submit In Mauritania by Realname: 1:11am On Oct 14, 2018
Iron lady
Celebrities / Re: Former "American Idol" Contestant Arrested For Heroin Distribution by Realname: 1:10am On Oct 14, 2018
Where is her picture? Or you want me to click your link to see it ?
Politics / Re: THROWBACK: Buhari's Economic Team Has Failed Nigerians by Realname: 1:08am On Oct 14, 2018
The internet never forgets grin

Lifeless stupid cow whisperer buhari

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Religion / Re: The Secret And Truth Of Predestination by Realname: 3:41am On Oct 13, 2018
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ivysunday:
Xuefeng
(Translated by Transn and Edited by Kaer)



Preface
“Brushing against shoulders in this life is the result of the five-hundred (500) times of looking back in the previous Lives; to ride in the same boat is the result of a hundred years of cultivation; to sleep on the same pillow is the result of millennia of cultivation.” "Knowing I am not destined to enter her heart, how can I compare with the catkins and swallows?” "Flowers bloom and wither; tides rise and fall; Spring awakens the branches; running water is heartless but the grass welcomes it every year; people may have sorrow or joy and be near or far apart, but the moon will still wax and wane.” "Born of these scenes, can the word ‘sorrow’ suffice?” "Dynasties fall but mountains and rivers remain, so how many times can we see the beautiful sunset?” “The events of our world are like games of chess, each game is only new because it is destined to be so.” “In a Life, people endure hardships and twists and turns in the mortal world and repeat samsara.” “Some people are designated to meet from thousands of miles apart but not to know their next-door neighbors.” All these are predestination; all things are predestined.
Definition of Predestination:

Predestination is the cause of generating, sustaining, destroying, and changing of all forms and all things, and is the cause of all events. It is the bridge and the tie which causes sorrow and joy to be near or far away. It is the factor which decides the development of matter and the origins of desires, words, and deeds connected to other things in the universe which are bound to happen in the future since beginningless time. It is a kind of debt after receiving others’ services or graces which have not been paid back timely. It is the set of revenge; wrong with wrong.

Several Cases of Predestination:


1.614 years ago, Emperor Chengzu of Ming, King of Yan, Zhu Di killed 873 members of the nine tribes of the Fang Xiaoru clan, yet he still could not vent his anger and counted Fang Xiaoru’s students as one clan and killed them all. Many people perished! Why did that happen? What was its cause? It turned out that Fang Xiaoru's father had selected a cemetery plot. At night, he dreamed that the Red Snake King was sticking his red tongue out and requesting earnestly that he delay the groundbreaking for one or two days so that his family could move away. The next day, the Fang family dug the earth and built their tomb as scheduled. Soon, the workers exclaimed, "We have found a red snake pit!” Countless red snakes slithered and fled in panic. Fang Xiaoru's father ordered them to kill all the red snakes with fire and knives. That night, the bleeding Red Snake King cursed him in a dream: “I will kill as many of you as you killed of us!” Shortly thereafter, the Fang family gave birth to a baby son, Fang Xiaoru. Born into a scholarly family, he was very smart and diligent as a boy. He was eloquent and charming in appearance - and his tongue was red! He was the reincarnation of the Red Snake King. He deliberately resisted an imperial edict from King Yan in order to enrage him and fulfill that curse by implicating his nine tribes. After killing all 873 members of the Fang clan, the number still could not match the number of the red snakes killed on that day so very long ago! Fang Xiaoru deliberately provoked King Yan again, "Even ten tribes, so what!”. The king then had all of Fang Xiaoru’s students put to death and the Red Snake King finally got his revenge!


2.In the ancient times, there was a prince who was very handsome, intelligent, and well-educated, and whose closest friend was a young man of equally excellent and outstanding virtues. Like knows like! The two would discuss state strategies, compose poems and couplets, and toast the moon together. They discussed everything under heaven and were very intimate. One day, they went out for fun and met a girl who was unspeakably beautiful, cultured and decent, well-versed in lyre-playing, chess, calligraphy and painting, a matchless stunning beauty throughout the whole country. After a period of time, both the prince and the young man confessed their love to the girl, but in the end she chose the common young man rather than the prince. The prince fell into an abysses of depression and pain and went to see the most accomplished and eminent monk to ask him why this happened.

The monk resorted to magic and presented the following view to the prince. On a beach, a beautiful naked woman laid motionless. A man came to the seaside and saw her. He approached her and placed his hand to her nose. Evidently, the woman was dead. He turned and walked away. A moment later, a second man arrived. He also saw the woman, and as the man before him had done, he examined to see whether she was alive, but she was indeed dead. He then removed his jacket, covered the woman, and went away. After a while, a third man came. After observing, he too realized that the woman was dead. He stopped and carried her on his back until he found a place at the beach to bury her. He also made a mark for her grave! The eminent monk then said, the woman who you both love is the woman who died on the beach. The man who took his jacket off and covered her was you in a previous life and she needed to repay your favor for a period of time in this one, but the man who buried her was your best friend and she needed to return his favor for the rest of her life.


3.In the late Ming and early Qing dynasties, there was a man from Anhui named Hu Mingxun. One day, his knees were attacked by impetigo and he suffered a biting pain. As time went on, the impetigo grew worse as a person's face, with eyebrows, eyes, a nose, and a mouth appeared on it. Hu Mingxun turned to one hundred and thirty (130) physicians who not only could not heal him, but actually made it much worse. On December 7, 1651, in a dreamy state, Hu Mingxun faintly heard a voice coming from the impetigo on his knees: "I am Lu Zhaorong from the Liang Dynasty of the Five Dynasties (906-923). You killed me in the Luoyang Palace. Today I come to take revenge. How can physicians cure you? Confess your sins to Buddha and perhaps you will be remedied.” After Hu Mingxun woke from the dream, he stopped seeking physicians for help and swore to confess and to copy the Buddhist Sutras. At first, he could stand up with the support of a cane, then he could stand and walk. Eventually he healed without taking any medicine. After more than 700 years, the soul was still looking for his enemy for retaliation.

4.In the time of Buddha Sakyamuni, an elderly man wanted to be a monk. It is important for a monk to have good spiritual roots, so Sakyamuni asked his arhats (disciples) to see if this person had good ones to decide whether he could be a monk. All the arhats shook their heads after seeing this man and agreed, “no good roots”! Arhats could only see five hundred (500) cycles of life and found that he had never had any relationship with Buddha during those five hundred cycles, so he did not have good roots. Sakyamuni then examined the man and proclaimed, “In the beginningless time, he was a woodcutter. He came across a tiger in the mountain and was so scared that he climbed up a tree and cried out, ‘Namo Buddha’”. From his cry of “Namo Buddha”, today his good roots appeared. Sakyamuni ordained him, and he later rose to become an arhat himself.



5.In the Shu Kingdom, there was a bully named Guo Jingzhang. One day, he was drunk and hit a poor man, Zhao An with a wine pot. The mouth of the pot smashed his head and killed him immediately. Guo Jingzhang gave Zhao An’s son a lot of money to help conceal the matter from the law. Soon afterward, Guo Jingzhang’s head grew a sore about three to four centimeters deep like the one where the pot had hit Zhao An. His bone was exposed, he bled and discharged a constant stream of pus, and he could occasionally see Zhao An’s face in it. The sore eventually penetrated into his throat and killed him.



6.A scholar in the Yuan Dynasty was seriously harmed by a friend. That night, he became enraged and determined to kill the man. He passed a temple on the way to his former friend’s house, where an eminent monk stood at the gate. From his deva eyes, the monk saw that the scholar was tailed by a vicious demon. As the scholar arrived at the door of his intended victim’s house, an idea struck him: he has turned from being my friend to my enemy, but his mother and wife did me no harm. If I kill him, they will both lose their means of life. After several rounds of inner struggling, he decided to forgive the man, forget the idea of killing him, and go away. On his way back, he passed the same temple where the same monk was still standing at the gate, but this time the monk’s deva eyes saw a completely different scene. The vicious demon which had tailed the scholar was gone and he was escorted by angels above his head. The monk told the scholar what he had seen and asked him what happened. The scholar told his story truthfully and the monk exclaimed that the demon and the gods were moved by just a thought! The idea of tolerance changed the scholar’s fate. He later became an official and the friend who had betrayed him died on a battlefield.


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Thrash
Politics / Re: Anybody That Jokes With Nigeria's Unity Has A Problem With Us - President Buhari by Realname: 1:47pm On Oct 12, 2018
maasoap:


Now, you're ashamed of your region. It is not that difficult to stop IPOB youth

Nonentity
Politics / Re: Anybody That Jokes With Nigeria's Unity Has A Problem With Us - President Buhari by Realname: 11:29am On Oct 12, 2018
rusher14:


I can guarantee you, after the results of the presidential election is announced, Atiku would be seeking the intervention of USA yet he won't find it.

Save this thread for future reference.

You do not get it do you?

It is over for Buhari even before its begun

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Politics / Re: Anybody That Jokes With Nigeria's Unity Has A Problem With Us - President Buhari by Realname: 11:28am On Oct 12, 2018
ogunnoikitaiwo:
..stupid idiot... u way get Bsc na only ranting and foolish u dey do on social media... ur result no useful for u...

Imbec1le
Politics / Re: Anybody That Jokes With Nigeria's Unity Has A Problem With Us - President Buhari by Realname: 11:28am On Oct 12, 2018
maasoap:


Lol. If your 5% votes couldn't prevent him from becoming our president, I wonder how you're going to send him "back to Daura".

nonentity my region gave him the presidency, stop assuming peoples state of origin based on comments.

stupid child

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