₦airaland Forum

CountinBlessins:
The hungry boy is trying to sell shirt na

This economic hardship has a way of bringing out smart people lol

Cashaw:
Who be we?

dey play

Cashaw:
And who are you to tell me how to use my nairaland account ?? Oga shift.

I told a story and gave flowers where due. If you see it as an ad, good. Wetin concern me with you bro. Please don’t quote me again.

Fake story to direct sales to one yeye product. See, we wise pass you oh. I dey old as long as nairaland, so talk well, don't yarn nonsense.

iLegendd:
All that for $200? It's a steal. The country is better now. You can't get that in most countries for 200 Doris.

This is the dumbest post i've seen all year. so you equating that to the current exchange rate? Why not 2022 version of N300 to a dollar now?
You go school so?

Jesu!

All that for 300K. Nigeria don crash, abeg

Cashaw:
No need to be rude bro, I know the country is hard. No be me cause am, na tinubu and APC.

No vex. In 2027, we will get it right you hear ?

puleez, don't try to act nice. This your post is an insult to the male ego.
If you want to advertise, do it in all honesty, not this bullshite

Cashaw:
I don’t usually walk up to a total stranger. But on this day, I saw a pretty lady somewhere in my estate in Kubwa Abuja.

She was so gorgeous that I had to summon courage. I walked very close to her, calling her attention with “hello sis”

She turned back and gave me a strange look. Omo I almost tell her sorry, but as a guy man way I be, I quickly replied by saying “I’m so sorry if I appear some kinda way, I only wanted to get your attention”

“She said ok, tell me”

As I noticed I’ve gotten her attention, I replied with “you look so fine and smell nice too, which perfume are you wearing”

Omo na so conversation start o, I made her very comfy and relaxed. What I heard next made me blush.

she tell me say I look fine too and the only reason she gave me her attention was my outfit. For my mind I say “nice one”

Funny enough I got my shirt from nairaland, see my plug here 👉🏽 https://www.nairaland.com/8012502/abuja-residents-only

Last weekend she invited me to her place, she lives in one of the best neighborhood in ABJ, in her seating room, I saw series of awards from different pageantry. Guess what?
She was once miss heritage Nigeria. She told me how top Nigerian celebs are in her DM.

Omo the name wey I see surprise me o. Let me give you a clue, one artist wey sing 🎵 baby pana🎵 Dey chill for her DM, if you know you know.

Shout out to my guy
https://www.nairaland.com/8012502/abuja-residents-only

Na you do this one, you deserve your flowers 🌺

Which kind mumu post be this?
Like you think we don't know you are advertising whatever that is? Get lost bro

Goldenfinger5:
It seems there's something a kiss does to the brain of a woman. I've experienced it first hand.
Let me explain, I wasn't really having it with my virgin babe yesterday. I wanted us to have a little discussion about the gift I'll get for her on her forthcoming birthday but seriously I couldn't understand her. She was dull and unresponsive to my calls and gestures. I became furious but then I remembered that I was dealing with a woman so I had to calm down to see if I could get to the root of the issue. She was complaining about work that she did that sapped her energy but I wasn't having it. It was when I calmed down drew her to myself hugged her and kissed her and suddenly to my amazement everything changed. She became lively, jovial and wanted to talk and chat with me. In my mind I was like which kain human being be dis one.?

Have you experienced anything like this with your woman before?


This was the previous thread
https://www.nairaland.com/8015492/virgin-babe-birthday-coming-up

Seun, please have an age verification on this forum. why must we entertain 13 year olds here?

jsp0:
A girl we just starting talking 5 days ago just call me now that i should give her 5k after i sent her 300 airtime she requested for this afternoon, and she get mind tell me she didn't received after claiming she see the airtime in the afternoon


Now the 'i love you, my heart, my everything in my life, my sugar in my tea, my honey bee, my sweetheart " in just few days of calling are just being fueled in trying to manipulate me in swindling me off my hard earned money


my instinct are already turned on why u are saying those statements to a guy u even haven't met face to face, im also even playing along cos i can see the red flag already

i just blocked her number now, is there no love out there again

you sef mumu dey call am my love within 5 days lol

Anyway facebook girls dey hungry these days. Once you send them data, their privilege go kick in, and the fish brain they have will think you are one mugu to pay for all their needs. lol

officialfestus:
How do I invest in digital marketing?

You have to learn some things. Invest in a better laptop and have money for data.
You can run instagram theme page and build up to 20,000 followers then start doing promo for $200 per post.
Do 10 a month and earn $2000. but it will take time, so you need to have money to support yourself for about 4-6 months while building these pages. There's more tho - affiliate marketing, cpa or just straight up ebook marketing. etc

Jewessgratitud3:
I can not keep this good news. Una kuku know say I no Sabi hide myself.

They were sharing half bag of rice yesterday at customs office off Unilag road but I didn't go so I announced it here Incase anyone wants to go and get their own share.

A kind hearted brother from here advised me not to go there because of fear of what happened the previous day where 7 people lost their lives. I said ah.. my brother I'm not going o cos I no kuku get power. He now said he can give me half or even bag of rice if I ever needed . Jokingly I said he should encash it cos I no go fit finish one bag alone. He asked me how much is a bag and I told him 80k na so this God sent sama my account this morning with 80k.

Who did it? Jesus oh my God wau!!!...

Na so I take collect my own one bag of rice o. Help me thank him. God bless you Sir.

So you won't be paying in kind later? nairaland and incomplete stories na 1+1

blamingthedevil:
The dollar is crashing on Binance. From N1,900 to 1490.

Sell now or sell at N100/$. This is a financial advice.

https://twitter.com/KawuGarba/status/1761692029984104846

N100 to $1? Abeg go sleep. Financial advice for gutter.
You people have the time to celebrate mediocrity and failures. Nigeria will never be ok with low-level celebrators of failures like this.

bro4u:
Something I did Wella during nysc days but nobody bin send me

back then na dial up phone people dey use, it nor fit record video

By tomorrow we go see like 50 hungry people making their own dance video. Nigerians.

Freelancerr:
People many wey no get job, but they still de survive.
300k is good money.

Sincerely speaking, that money was like N50,000 in yar'aduas time. It's not money at all.
He needs to move from consumption mode to income mode.

Me wey hold 1.3m be like poor man. I just zero my mind say that one no be money to brag with at all. Na to find way increase your cash flow now.

Bro, find something doing so you don't become all consumption. Invest a bit in digital marketing as that one no require inventory or office money.
If you dont find a way to increase that money, you'll spend all within 2 - 3 months if you are not frugal.

Bradford111:
I just have 300k in my account and with the cost of living skyrocketing every day 300k is now like 50k in today’s economy how can someone survive with 300k in this economy any idea?

In the olden days, elders go find this ashawo flog am wire. But today, simps go call am trending.