₦airaland Forum

Hmmmmmm! The b!tch isn't bad looking anyways

In Nigeria, we don't do so much for Christamas. Only few people has even travelled. The real traveling starts from 27th. January 1 is the mega celebration

Mologi:
This is nigerian prison clothe now...
£

Or


Was she mentioned@dasukigate too

this comment brought to me my "End Of The Year Laughter". This fellow is so funny and on point too.

She looks like a female police officer who's been possesed by Ogbanje Spirit.
End Of The Year Witch!!

Because singles are usually jealous of the married and might plan to ruin the marriage. So best alternative is to lessen the power of the friendship after marriage. No need to abandon them totally.

This robbery incident occurred in our house yesterday, december 21 2015 at about 10:07.
I was in the inner room having a boys chat with my brother and my uncle's brother in-law when my uncle's wife rushed into the room to inform us that a thief has been caught in the sitting room. We got up immediately, hid our phones and rushed to the sitting room where we saw our uncle struggling with the thief. We started beating the useless thief infact, we made sure he was weak before we ask our uncle what really happened. At this point, my uncle started explaining. According to him (my uncle), he was having his dinner in the sitting room when he heard a sound from the door but because he was backing the door and watching a football match, he didn't care to look back. After about 20 seconds, he heard the sound of a phone, this was when he looked back and asked 'who is that? The useless thief replied "Oga na me oh, you no know me again?. Behold, the thief had unplugged our neighbour's Tecno Camon C8 leading to the sound. What my uncle did was to peep through the door, check on the stairs to see if more thieves were hanging around but he saw no one. He then locked the passage door and got back to battle it out with the thief. It was so though. The thief was claiming to had come in search of his friend who's his football team mate. We gave the idiot the beating of his life. Our neighbours ran out of their apartments to see what was happening. They even joined in the beating. We later called the police and the thief was arrested.

The rate of robbery in Port Harcourt is so disturbing. It's worse in Diobu, Ogbunabali, Town/Borokiri, Marine Base, Trans Amadi and Nkpor Village. Just last week, three guys got into my nephew's shop, pointed a gun at him and took his Apple Laptop.

I wonder what will give someone the guts to go into another person's house just to steal, even without a weapon. We aren't safe even in our homes. The guy passed through the gate and climbed the stairs of a 2 storey building just for some cheap robbery.

2015 was such a bad year for music. Thank goodness Adele came late to make a difference.


Hello from the other side to all my old lovers. @least I've tried to say I'm sorry for everything that transpired between us.

TechRez:
Nokia didn't fall because of overpricing, they simply didn't make a decision when they should.

BlackBerry was too lazy to make a new OS, at the time they woke up. It was already late. BlackBerry OS 10 is a decent software just that there are no apps..

Apple has never career about Nigeria markets, despite Samsung having a larger smartphone market-share and generating more revenue. Apple makes more profit than any another smartphone manufacturer.

you are right but I still think Blackberry and Nokia phones were overpriced simply because they had no strong competition back then. Imagine a Nokia C4 (java phone) selling at 21k or BB Bold 5 being sold for over 80k. I remember when a fairly used Curve 3 cost 24k. Yes they lacked innovations but their products were too expensive. Right now people have gotten wiser, the great Infinix Hot 2 is selling cos it's cheap. Everybody needs value for money products. If the Hot 2 was an Xperia phone, it would have cost 35k. This is not America where the Iphones are leading in market share despite it being expensive. Naira and Dollar aren't equal. Nigerians and Americans don't have same mentality too.

Youngpo413:
E dey cost!

same thing that brought about the downfall of Blackberry and Nokia....OVERPRICING! Samsung phones are overpriced too, they're just selling for the sake of their brand name. And as for Apple, they have the least market share in Nigeria cos their phones are too expensive.

Bottom line: Sony phones are too expensive. Let them make a good mid range phone.

End Time Conductor

END TIME COKE

END TIME CELEBRITIES.
END TIME FUTURE AWARD.
END TIME DRESSES.
END TIME NAIRALAND

How's the battery life and what's the price? 6inches is too big for me though

He looks like a sophisticated sacrifice

augster:
I'm an agent and i can tell you i'm disappointed too

is there any real thing in Naija? Everything is relaxed upon lies.
Black Friday ni. White Saturday ko.

Poorest, weakest, dumbest and worst performing banks so far:

Enterprice Bank: this bank needs to be shut down.

Skye Bank: I can't tell why.

Unity Bank: their time is up. They just have to go away.

Ecobank: they don't ever have stable network service. The Air Conditioners hardly works fine. Merge them with Skye let's see what happens.

FCMB: Boring as Ecobank and they defraud customers a lot.

Wema Bank and GT Bank: just because they are not everywhere. It's so tough to find a branch of these two banks.

Pls anyone that has a fairly used Gionee P4 for sale in Port Harcourt should reply me asap.

And some peeps will still come here to say we need more women in the government. Women are the biggest thieves. Shame

Genevieve Nnaji, you rock girl.

Congrats. They should get to work ASAP

Iykopee:
Kai see bad mouth. Una no go kill person oh. Hahahahahahaha

I wanted to laugh but that comment stinks of ignorance

Madam Liz is now fat. Wow! Beautiful Liz Benson back in the day. Still beautiful though. I miss her believable acting. But she can never be 49

Annie is gradually washing her mgbeke look off. That's good.
Tania has got two left legs

6, so that ladies will see what rejection feels like

Mtchewwwww!!

BoiGrammz:
I thought Davido's mother was dead??

maybe this one is haulogram/hologram or whatever they call it.

Nairaland is a big joke already.

The girl yansh @middle pic be like two joint buns wey no gree done well

Some guys can be stupid sha. I never lick water from v-jay na blood I go come lick? That guy needs help.

Anyway, church is highly overrated in Nigeria. Just imagine people advicing the babe to see a pastor.
Please, the lady needs to see a psychologist, not a pastor. That guy must be slightly insane.

E don finish?

Those broom legs are too hideous to look at. I'm a G guy but I don't do girly guys

She's cute but she doesn't look like her mom or dad. Please who biologically owns her? Her mother must answer this question.

drizslim:
That Girl Seyi Shay Is Talented And Beautiful

Omawumi is Overrated Cos Dija Should Have Taken That Place

Omawunmi is the best of the vocalists on the list. Unless perhaps you never heard "IF YOU ASK ME or IN THE MUSIC". Her vocal prowess is incomparable to the lot on the list. The overrated ones are Tiwa Savage, Cythia Morgan and Yemi Alade. Tiwa Savage is the most overrated among them. Everything about Tiwa's record works screams 'auto tune'. I can even let Yemi Alade pass on the list but Tiwa Savage? No way!

The only vocalists on that list are Omawunmi, Asa, Seyi Shey, Chidinma, Waje, Niyola and that Gyang lady.