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Seems ur imei wz tweaked. I don't know if u use telegram. So u can be added to group of smartphone geeks so they can help

The issue is not worth giving you headache. Na Charger issue. You are probably not using the follow come charge. It's usually white in color. But if u can find where to buy that BlackBerry charger that has long wire, it serves. I Wud hv uploaded mine for u to see buh am nt @ home

kentozybee:
An atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand:
‘You’re a Christian, aren’t you, son?’
‘Yes sir,’ the student says.
‘So you believe in God?’
‘Absolutely. ’
‘Is God good?’
‘Sure! God’s good.’
‘Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?’
‘Yes.’
‘Are you good or evil?’
‘The Bible says I’m evil.’
The professor grins knowingly. ‘Aha! The Bible! He considers for a moment. ‘Here’s one for you. Let’s say there’s a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?’
‘Yes sir, I would.’
‘So you’re good…!’
‘I wouldn’t say that.’
‘But why not say that? You’d help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn’t.’
The student does not answer, so the professor continues. ‘He doesn’t, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Can you answer that one?’
The student remains silent. ‘No, you can’t, can you?’ the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax ‘Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?’
‘Er…yes,’ the student says.
‘Is Satan good?’
The student doesn’t hesitate on this one. ‘No.’
‘Then where does Satan come from?’
The student falters. ‘From God’
‘That’s right. God made Satan, didn’t he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?’
‘Yes, sir…’
‘Evil’s everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything, correct?’
‘Yes.’
‘So who created evil?’ The professor continued, ‘If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil.’
Again, the student has no answer. ‘Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?’
The student squirms on his feet. ‘Yes.’
‘So who created them?’
The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. ‘Who created them?’ There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. ‘Tell me,’ he continues onto another student. ‘Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?’
The student’s voice betrays him and cracks. ‘Yes, professor, I do.’
The old man stops pacing. ‘Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?’
‘No sir. I’ve never seen Him.’
‘Then tell us if you’ve ever heard your Jesus?’
‘No, sir, I have not…’
‘Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?’
‘No, sir, I’m afraid I haven’t.’
‘Yet you still believe in him?’
‘Yes.’
‘According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn’t exist… What do you say to that, son?’
‘Nothing,’ the student replies… ‘I only have my faith.’
‘Yes, faith,’ the professor repeats. ‘And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence…only faith.’
The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of His own. ‘Professor, is there such thing as heat? ’
‘Yes.’
‘And is there such a thing as cold?’
‘Yes, son, there’s cold too.’
‘No sir, there isn’t.’
The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. ‘You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don’t have anything called ‘cold’. We can hit d own to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest –458 degrees. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, ‘cold’ is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.’
Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.
‘What about darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?’
‘Yes,’ the professor replies without hesitation… ‘What is night if it isn’t darkness?’
‘You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it’s called darkness, isn’t it? That’s the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, darkness isn’t. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?’
The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. ‘So what point are you making, young man?’
‘Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed.’
The professor’s face cannot hide his surprise this time. ‘Flawed? Can you explain how?’
‘You are working on the premise of duality,’ the student explains… ‘You argue that there is life and then there’s death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but it has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.’
‘Now tell me, professor… Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?’
‘If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do.’
‘Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?’
The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.
‘Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?’
The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided. ‘To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean.’ The student looks around the room. ‘Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor’s brain?’ The class breaks out into laughter. ‘Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor’s brain, felt the professor’s brain, touched or smelt the professor’s brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir.’ ‘So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?’
Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable. Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. ‘I guess you’ll have to take them on faith.’
‘Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life,’ the student continues. ‘Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?’ Now uncertain, the professor responds, ‘Of course, there is. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man’s inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.’
To this the student replied, ‘Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God’s love present in his heart. It’s like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light.’
The professor sat down.
The student was Albert Einstein.

Culled from naij.com

lovely

SCAM.

34 then Am 12

Am not good at writing scripts but I ve got terrific stories that can be turned to screen plays. Any help

You had better move on man. Some oda dude is already nyashing her

I think this man intends to run in 2019. He better stop dreaming

shaddi:
GEJ my HERO
Fayose my Role model

I love this man anytime any day, I pray he finds it in his heart to forgive me for giving APC my vote .... I was blind but now I see.... Am sorry Sir




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chai I pity you oh. I don't think I will ever regretting voting PMB.

For all of us praying and hoping to get married in 2016, in Jesus name, our prayers has been answered. I pray for financial breakthroughs and right partner in Jesus name. None of us will mk a mistake in our choice of partner

dulaman:
I do watch senate sitting. I have never seen him speaks, always handling with his fingers and looking. But senate president on Twitter.

I hv watched him speak on the floors of the Senate and he made reasonable argument. It's better to speak reasonably once in a while than talk trash all the time

Pishures

niggi4life:
I won't advice u to go for the lazy girl(Labake) and neither will I recommend the other one as u don't av any feelings for her else u will just blame ursef.


My guy u never see wife o

o boy this says it all oh. Reject this @ ur own peril

kossyablaze:
I concour with the list!No mago mago.
Meanwhile I dedicate dis to my fellow Man Utd fans!Van Gaal is our problem,buh things would turn around soon.#GGMU
Shout out to peeps from Agulu,Nanka and Ekwulobia(I'm from Nanka tho).Finally may God be with our amiable president PMB as he turns 73 today regardless of wailers saying itz his football age.
YourMain dis FTC is 4u

Nwanne m Nwoke Anam ekene. PMB will live longer than his enemies.

nnowu:
No road block this year!

na wa to Gburu Gburu. Jonzing man

uhiochris1:
Sorry ooo my guy!!!! Last year own na road block 5 why your own come carry 3 na? I been think sa da thing go be road block 6. And you no add date( 21 DEC 2015).

me too I wonder. I don't know if Road Block dey this year

zaragal:
turn ons..... bornagain, yoruba,educated, intelligent, dark, godfearing, religious preferably rrcg member, vision filled, goal getter, talented

Turn offs...... igbo, fair, unbeliever, drinks, club, smoke, lies, cheat, sex addicts

no igbo man in his right sense will want you. Onye Ofe mmanu. Born again indeed

Threads like this make me wish there was a dislike button here. Believe me am a pure Igbo man frm Enugu State to be precise. I don't believe in the Biafra cause but Seun shud nt gag pple frm expressing their beliefs. This is totally uncalled for and sometimes the hatred for igbos justify the call for Biafra. I believe if it was the Yourbas were the ones hoping to be on their own, Seun wudnt do this

meccuno:
always at every thread relating to igbos........hope igbo matters doesn't kill you like HIV.......instead you go and look for a husband, you are trying to be a nuisance online......did an igbo man dump u?

she still dey find the man wey go locate her Gspot. That's y she is still single

Nw baba time to settle down and work. We don suffer of

Guys guys enuf of the wailing. It's an interactive dinner free from partisan affairs. I don't know if you guys are expecting to be 'interactive garri drinking' or 'interactive groundnut chopping' the earlier you guys support this Administration and wish it well the better for us all. Cos na till 2019 oh. This Govt is going nowhere. If you wish it bad, u are also wishing urself bad cos na we the masses go bear the effect.

LesbianBoy:
N250 per litre! Just imagine! It shall not be well with all those who voted buhari click like if you CONCUR

it is well with you dear. God bless u and all ur endeavors

U are really doing a great job here. Na only God go fit bless you. Please this Gbo Gbo nse sold by local vendors and blackish in color, how effective is it and the benefits. Thanks

I pity Christianity in Nigeria

Akuko Mike Ejeagha

Decker:
I know you are thinking that you are having fun and maybe you obtain some weird form of excitement opening this sort of threads about this girl, but I"ll tell you what, you are nothing but a pathetic fool. You know why, because in real life you can't stand up to her, so you come online creating all sorts of demeaning threads about her.

You are nothing but a worthless piece of trash. You are a hopeless, miserable idiot_ who has never amounted to anything in real life, so he comes online to gain some sort of relevance.

People like you should be substituted for those innocent lives who perish everyday in the north. You know why? Your existence is a total waste. Your filthy life doesn't serve any useful purpose to humanities cause, and I say this with all sincerity, that I wish you'd die now, and save the world the burden of seeing you alive.

Mr relevance. Anyways it's a free world

Ponponkon:
If you're smart and not gullible as you claimed,kindly provide us proof of the exact amount fg gave Abia last month as allocation.

then my Enugu got hw much? U think most of us no dey government abi.

Ponponkon:
Abia is our only state. Together we can achieve great things. Last allocation was 2billion Nigerian Naira but that won't stop our march to greatness. Wayoo wayoo ka eji aracha ofe di oku.

2 billion what? Bia u think everyone is as gullible as u abians

Don't be deceived. This is all a stunt. She just didn't use make up. Normally she is ugly and foggly