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Nmeri17:
redeboe I wanna know if pickup lines work in real life. have u used it or seen yo friend say those funny stuff to a girl and right there and then she falls. I just play with the girls I've ever been friends with but people say I can toast girls like mad I don't think so tho because I think people's usage of pickup lines is the real toasting.

Then, I used to have this acquaintance. He's way bigger than me so I couldn't relate with him. Then I was much younger. But I remember he scores broads and bangs them that same day Then me and my crew used to think it's juju. now I've grown up to know it ain't juju. Or I could be wrong. u tell me

Then I wanno know where and how u meet these girls. dyu work at a place where girls come often and keep asking each one out?? Or yo church girls?? most fine girls have boyfriends. dyu just toast them anyways??

I think I've already partially answered your last question on previous pages, but I'll tell you one thing. If you ever come across a very pretty lady that claims not to have a boyfriend and at least three toasters on her case, PLEASE, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

NEVER get discouraged by some girl you've just met claiming she already has a boyfriend, it's none of your business (yes, you can say that to her face). Any lady that does not have an engagement or wedding ring on her finger is fair game.

You want to know where to meet 'fine girls'? Go visit any Shoprite mall on any given weekend.

Finally, saying a very sincere and confident "How are you doing today?" to a beautiful girl you've just met is a GREAT pick up line.

DrProf:
RED MAN!!! I HAIL OH!!

Been following your thread and i must say, u too much.

Question: how can a guy deal with the loneliness that comes after a break up?. That's an introvert.

Postpone your 'introvert' nature and go see a movie or a Tiwa Savage concert, that's what I would do.

tycoon2:
Mr Redben, I see your replys have really been interesting nd fascinating. but I would like you to answer this question sincerely.If your wife went through all this filing( filing of pusssy) as you,would u have married her still

Maybe, Maybe Not, but the power of love can surprise us.

Dexema:
@Redeboe nice thread,mature answers and alil bit of comic relief,Good job.

BTW I fink dos ladies ranting allover the thread yet following it religiously haven't been bleeped in a while.

I wouldn't wanna let dis opportunity go without asking a nasty question.
What percentage of the numerous ladies who have fallen under ur “reign“ were hookers? And can u share on how many of ur beneficiaries were from what part of the country+wich ethnic group gave u best and most memorable romp

LOL, my brother "pusssy and yansh" no get ethnic group. A good woman in bed is a good woman in bed, her ethnic group has absolutely nothing to do with it. So, please forget about such myths,especially those that concern "Calabar women".
At a point in my life I 'almost' concluded that there was no major difference between a 'hooker' and lots of university girls-the only difference being that one conducts her bizness on the streets or at certain nite clubs while the other conducts hers in a female hostel via BBM. I also found many 'hookers' to be more in tune with safe sex than her university counterparts-almost every 'hooker' in Lagos have condoms in their purses-don't ask me how I know. Same cannot be said for a number of unigirls,hence the scourge of abortions and Baby Mamas on our campuses.
Just my opinion,by the way...I could be wrong.

Now for the percentage of 'hookers' i've been with; starting with the one that 'disvirgined' me at Bar Beach, I'd say 10% plus or minus. Then again,I met a lot of regular ladies that I still had to 'pay off' (indirectly) the next morning.

ammamat:
op make me to remember when i jam one player of a guy ..oh Jesus ....plz they can be so real.. well i don't regrets meeting that guy coz i learn a lot from him... no man can use my head like that lol

Awesome!

ugomira:
@ op pls r u into writing, ur choice of words make me marvel....an writer my self, yet to be published though

Yes. I'm a writer but it's not a passion. I also haven't published yet, I'm too lazy!

Ivanspring:
Nice thread...

Thanks.

ogaofficer:
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How much last? LOL!

EyeKandy:
Sad reality of life.
Last question : When a guy always have a hard on around me, is it indicative of a man that may have a wandering peni$ (womanizer) or a guy that cares about se$ only? Though it bothers me, he never pressures me into giving in unless I want to. I commend him on that.

I don't mean to ask numerous questions. I have genuine concerns buried in my chest that want out.

If you are a Hot, Sexy and Beautiful woman, any red-blooded male that comes in contact with you SHOULD experience one form of hard on or another. If your boyfriend regularly gets hard on's around you, his will definitely be more intense because there's actually HOPE of something happening. Unlike a random guy bumping into you in a public space, his (hard on) may just last a few micro seconds-cos there's no hope of anything actually happening between you both.

NO, it doesn't necessarily mean that your bf is a randy guy.

iCool:
I am Loyal

Only wondering the amount you spent over the womanizing period, e fit reach build house

Lots of lovely women out there spend on guys too, you know!

lANDEX:
Op! If u have a female daughter(s), omo na victim she go be. Another womanizer lyk urself go catch am.

My daughters will have to live their own lives, I (and their mum) can only teach them the basics about relationships. Meanwhile, haven't you heard of the legendary exploits of "Pastor's daugthers"?

sweetroses:
You and your countless alts; male and female need to go out and experience the real world. This isn't life.....this isn't life at all. This is what you get when you consistently lack satisfaction and fulfillment in your offline life. Kpele o. I don't even resent you for being such a bold liar. I just pity you.

You sound so bitter, do you want to talk about it?

Krystalxxx:
Hi redeboe , your thread is really interesting. Anyway my question is for a close friend of mine and I've noticed she's going out of control so I don't know how to handle her. She let her bf disvirgin her recently and I'd warned her against it cuz I know most guys are insincere. She suffered bcuz d guy didn't take it as anything, has never taken her out or done anything and didn't make her first time special, according to her.
Well she has a close guy friend and he always made her feel guilty about not giving herself to him first so to make up for it she started sleeping with him. The guy has a girlfriend , a side chick and her, yet his rule is that he can only love someone who sacrifices all the way for him, so she's supposed to suffer and be quiet. This other guy doesn't call her either and even picks offence when she tries to say hi on social media, she told me this happens after she's had sex with him. He's done it again and left her and I'm just trying to comfort her all the time. She keeps trying to show loyalty to both and ends up suffering. What should I advice her to do and how do you think she can pick up? She believes shes the one who values them not the other way round

Tell your friend to go to bed this night, wake up tomorrow morning and WALK AWAY FROM IT ALL. Let tomorrow be the beginning of a fresh start and let her do away with ALL the men that have been in her life upto this present state of despair.
If she refuses to listen to this advise,allow her go on with life as she pleases and keep your distance.

My honest advise/opinion.

sweetroses:
Holy shieet! I just read through the entire modafuckin thread and goddam I don't know whether to laugh or to pity OP and his fantasies he's trying to pass off as life experiences. Hmmmm! Na wa o! @remsonik, please and please don't take what the guy says seriously, he's just a pathetic liar. Chai. Na wa for wire road oooooo!

PS: Thanks once again for reading through this "entire modafuckin thread", as you put it.
At least YOU READ IT!

sweetroses:
I wonder what OP is gaining from telling lies . Is your life outside Nairaland so boring that you have to concoct pages upon pages of fables to feel good about yourself? . Anyway let me show myself out now. Enjoy the fawning of those people that believe your c0ck and bull tales.

If my 'lies' have been able to help a few people on this thread and provide them some useful answers, then I'm good!
Thanks for reading through my "concoction of lies", I really appreciate it.

iCool:
Quit Dreaming... Quit Hoping...

You want sumfin?? You GRAB IT!

PREACH brother!

3cycle:
You must be a yoruba man.

No, I'm not. But a Lagos boy? Definitely!!!

Blankstare:
Ok,mr ladiesman. I get u now....

Please o, I'm just a regular guy!

dwilliams:
well I think I just did indirectly since she is a member of dis forum and she z bound 2 read my post here, having commented on dis post prior 2 my own comments.

Great!

mymz:
1. RedEboe has stated (more than once) that he is "retired" thus, your reference to "census or register" would be tantamount to judging him.
2. Redeboe has also highlighted his many skills during his active years of "womanizing" thus, as i pointed out earlier, he knows just how to make that move if he decides to get back in the game.
3. i don't have any "probs" with sensing your ability with basic mathematics. it is as expected. your insistence however, to "just try to help add and elongate" a census list that holds little or no relevance in the grand scheme of things, could be a little alarming.

Quick question: are you into 'watching'?

Cos i could convince RedEboe to get back in the game one more time, so we could put on a show for u to 'watch'

HIAN!!!

Blankstare:
correct guy, but ehn ,how is it achievable to be comfortable around woman you aren't $exualy attracted to.

Dem no be human beings again?

EyeKandy:
The emboldened got me laughing!! Ha ha ha
Well, its really not about now, but financial security in the long run, yea. He's the first guy I've dated that's way above me - in terms of career, finances, education, similar backgrounds, ...all that.

Question 2: When a guy talks dirty during s$x, do you think its disrespectful? ... I don't wanna embrace a feminist perspective on s%xual objectification though I think its somewhat degrading or maybe I'm not open-minded??

Question 3: How would you handle a girlfriend 's sudden decision to be celibate? Or a non-V taking a stand on celibacy in a new relationship? (assuming you're single)

I appreciate your feedback.

2. Talking dirty during $ex is one of the numerous by-products from too much Hollywood movies and p0rn, but I can assure you that a lot of people do get a kick out of it-both male and female. I have been with a woman that kept screaming on top of her lungs, "Fvck me, Fvck me hard,you ba$tard". I've also been with a lady that told me to, "Shut the fvck up and just fvck me," when I tried asking her, "Who's your Daddy?" during intercourse.
So, it's relative really, just go with the flow and enjoy your $ex. If talking dirty during $ex is your man's thing, just encourage him by moaning a little bit louder jare. Make the man continue to dey yarn all the okpas wey him wan yarn.

3. If a once $exually active girlfriend decides to suddenly go all celibate on her boyfriend (and on men generally) I'd recommend she breaks up with her boyfriend and saves both of them the stress. This is because HE WILL NOT UNDERSTAND, and even if he fakes some kind of initial understanding towards this sudden lifestlye change, he will go get 'regulary help' from outside and simply designate you as his trophy babe...before leaving you eventually.

RedBenson:
And what else do you think i am aiming at? Every womanizer has a "census book", "a register" where he put down all the women he has been able to go down with and the longer the census book, the better and more rewarding. What i am trying to do is just to help add and elongate his census book. If it was 299 he has been able to go down with, with you added, you can sense what the number would now be. Any probs with that?

LOL...The only 'Census Book' I know of is the one with the National Population Commission at Abuja.

dwilliams:
Boss I'm not after moni, I av little respect 4 guys dat do dat, because I feel wen u start collecting moni frm a lady u r gradually loosing ur ctr over her,d fact z I really lyk her becos she z just my mirror image,we av d same taste,goals,flaws,outlook on religion and many other but d only difference is d slight age difference,and d oda factors I highlighted b4. She sef know say I no need her moni, I want her frm wu she z

THEN GO FOR HER, MY FRIEND, go for her!!!

nobilis:
Wow. This is a very very nice, educative and mature thread. I think this is the only other thread on NL that I've read every single page from the first page till the current page (the other wonderful didactic threads I've come across are those by Moneysoldier).

One thing I've learnt in life is that for everything that we let happen to us or that we make happen to us, there are lessons to be learnt. You learnt the necessary lessons, OP. And you're both applying them in your marriage & sharing them with us. And for that I'm grateful. I don't have any specific question to ask because most of the questions I would have loved to ask have already been asked by others. So there won't be any need for repetition. So I'll just keep reading and learning.

Well, you're already happily married. No need to wish you a happy married life. But I still wish you the continued happiness of being married to a beautiful and loving woman of watching your kids grow and teaching them from your wealth of experience.

Thank you for your very kind words. I also wish you the very best that this life has to offer.

dwilliams:
Oga O.P more grease 2 ur C..K,there z dis older lady I met of recent, I am so into her,but I am scared of expressin my feelings because of d fear of rejection, d truth b say d babe pass me 4 age,finances,social class and everything, though I enjoyed d few days we spent together. She did not even make any reference 2 dis factors during her short stay, but I know say e de her mind. Pls advise a niggur on wat 2 do

Come on...if an OLDER WOMAN rejects you, how bad can it be? Just pocket the rejection and move on to younger girls, abi?
I can tell you this though, older women in spite of their matured and experienced nature tend to feel much more insecured than younger women and their reasons are not far-fetched.
If you really like this older lady, go for her and toast her same way you'd toast a young sisi. BUT, if you are just into her because of her money, I'd advise you to hold your peace; not for her own good but for yours. Remember, "Hell knows no fury than 'an older' woman scorned."...or something like that.

Goodluck!

adepiero:
Words to the haters:
You don't smoke, you don't drink and you don't fornicate! how would you feel if you die and go to hell simply because you judged the writer of this thread! how?

OP, though your retired, I've tried too but the game still needs me so am shining my boots

By the way nice thread! As opposed to some ppls opinion, this thread is meant to educate! just read and take advisory note where necessary! Abi OP?

Yes o!

Thanks for your compliments, really appreciate it.

EyeKandy:
My question:
How do I handle a situation where a guy I'm seeing honestly tells me that "beautiful women are one of his vices"? We both laughed at it, but it stuck in my head like glue because I don't know any of his female friends. In other words, if he loves women that much, where are they? He's always texting/chatting and since I don't wanna grill him, it gets really uncomfortable for me.

I really like this guy, but he comes off as too complacent and unemotional. He's always like, I'm not the kind of guy to show emotion, but i really do love you. Hmnn.... Would you say it's part of being a "player/womanizer"? I mean, how can you love someone and hardly show emotion?

Not bragging, but I encounter lots of men and hold my own quite well. I'm 20-something in my prime (you know what I mean). Mr. X knows this and only steps up when another guy is in the picture.

Admittedly, I like affection and attention. Are self-sufficient ladies usually a turn off because I get the opposite? SMH. I always ask...just for sake of it. I donno...

Would have loved to ask if you've ever had $ex with this guy because from your description,he sounds rather Gay or Bi...LOL!!!

Moving on, and on a more serious note, NEVER get distured whenever some guy you like makes lousy statements such as "Beautiful women are one of his vices", all na wash, if na so dem plenty why is he 'wasting his time' with you? Next time some dude brings that chest-beating trash to your dormot also make him understand that "FINE BOYS are one of your vices" too.
Babe, if you are as HOT as I know you are,why are you wasting your time with a guy that shows little or no emotions towards you? Let me guess, he's pretty RICH, right?-no shame in that.

Anyways, forget all the 'forming busy' moves he makes by constantly texting/chatting on his phone, he might as well be gisting with his boyz about Chelsea and Arsenal football matches.
I have a feeling that deep down inside, this guy is MAD SCARED of losing you and has as such adpoted this "psychological warfare" designed to stirr up unnecessary insecurities in you.

Make up your mind to eventually dump this dude after chopping his money to your satisfaction. If he's not that rich, dump his A$$ ASAP.

This guy is just blocking your progression towards other more useful (and emotionally balanced) men.

anssy:
SHE

For real? Nice one! LOL

EyeKandy:
Can't believe I'm up at 2.am reading this. LOL.

Read this thread in it's entirety!! All 11 pages. Quite interesting!!

Really appreciate you for taking out time to read this thread. Thanks a lot.

hugoart:
Nah,he's not that good. I've got a nagging feeling about him/her.
In his desperate,deliberate(d),despicable obsession to be (non-)controversial,he comes across as a perfect robot. No soul,no vibe,non-human,saintly.
Manipulative or being manipulated.He seems like a man hanging by the strings of a puppet-master.
Op's condescendingly annoying,for a supposed womanizer(retired),with no rebel streak.
He's fake,not real.

Interesting observation!

Nmeri17:
you said someone whose girl dumped and later retraced her steps should not be accepted. does it mean that guy in this post na mumu??

if looks was 30% what made up the other 70??

1. This may sound harsh but YES accepting back a woman that once dumped you coldheartedly (due to no fault of yours) makes the man in question a complete MUGU-my opinion.

2. The other 70% came from general wisdom, self-confidence and common sense.