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sweetcheecks:duhhh lameeeeee.. ![]() |
Movingcoil: lemme ask u dz one question and plz answer me cos itz very simple, wen was d last time u got laid? And y u dey stalk d guy? U wan rape'am? This is how u'l be galavanting about like a mobile fibroid tissue and people seeing u as a human being wid'ot knowing actually dat u wer born 2ru abortion and during dat time part of ur brain got stuck in d disposed placenta, before u talk go learn some manners from ur mum which i don't even know if her condition is worse dan urs, den go 2 ur fada ie if he really knows u exist. No dey form james bond here cos as far as we know ur punni is just like a rabbit hole to any body here and will cost just few grains of dust and ie y itz not advisable 4 a same human 2 reason u as a womanouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ![]() Sweet-mor0n!! is this the kinda attention u want ... now u get it (in abundance) ... ...bros u self bad o...choii ![]() |
sweetcheecks: Attention? You answered me dear. And stop confusing people, I am sure they will see you more as a bi1tch than me. You are doing what they do.nope u talked like a b1tch that just got layed by dirty chimps with a monster co.ck.. I only wondered how u had to talk like that.. Buh now i know why.. Simple they just release u 4rm maximum mental hospital with hope that u are alright.. Buh u have proved em wrong.. U realy need to go back there and spend another year ![]() |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I cldnt afford a rabbit for christmas...how in the hell wld I even afford 2 visits to the dentist a year...not to even talk about insurance [/quote]hmm life must be pretty hard huh? Or u are just tryin to sound like that? |
sweetcheecks: Did you just pass gass?lamee... Go get a life b1tch.. U want peoples attention, buh U aint what my time .. Now go and cool off at d atlantic ocean ![]() |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I told u I still want my chest why do u want bad things to happen to me[/quote]lol dnt worry, ur chest is safe with me ... By d way, u suppose to have bo0o0bs insurance u knw? ![]() |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]well... * hides her face*[/quote]lol.... look at me now...lemme see that beautiful face while u talk to moi *trying to look at her face* ![]() |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]our commitment to our decisions define who we are...they show where your loyalty lies ... Hahaha I can be sensible when I feel like it [/quote]hmmm tell me sumtin abt d bolded part |
sweetcheecks: Why is everyone who seems to have a better living than you, is called a slave? Really? Your coping skills are wack.who is dis fhucktard again are u drunk or sumtin? ![]() |
Movingcoil: if i type here that you are a useless homo ere;ct*ile slave dat uses cement bag for sanitary pad, am I wrong?cool down man.. She meant no harm |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]u simply choose what matters most to u...ur choices will tell u who or what u truly loved in the first place [/quote]hmmm.. U sound pretty intelligent .. I like that ![]() |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]yes, I can put away my selfish needs for those that I love[/quote]what if those u love are not that good on bed, And cnt satisfy u? |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]God has nothing to do wit it, u have the power to control urself, u choose to use it or not to[/quote]may be u are right... Buh can u? |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I wasn't the one complaining...I was jus making a mean joke to cheer him up. I have a way of making things better by saying something worse [/quote]cool... I have a friend like that, she just like talkin shiit to me whenever am down, buh dose shiits always made me feel better, they are pretty harsh though... It only take sum1 with gud sense of humour to understand... May be she aint that gud with such humour |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]u are an almost married man, u can only go into one place from now on [/quote]not almost married buh tinkin abt it.. And yes it can only go into a place when i tie the knot.. Though i wana teach myself how to be responsible b4 then .. Buh at times God save men 4rm temptations |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]not NL. I knew it, he was jus complaining and I was laughing...pregnant women...maybe I got carried away and I made a mean joke about her[/quote]oops hehehe now she wana have ur b0o0bs 4 dinner?... Buh do u blame her? |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks] [/quote]hmmm if u are she-male beta run away 4rm me coz i dnt tink ur anus can handle my schlong ![]() |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]no he was complaining about her I knew him from high school[/quote]on nairaland? And didnt u knw he s married? |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]in that case I jus became a woman again[/quote]so which one are u? Or are u she-male? |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]u might be laughing but im really serious [/quote]awww am sorry.. Buh seriously its funny now, lol bo0oobs eater.. So were u flirting with her hubby or what? |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Efcc?[/quote]yep.. Pretending to be what u are not is 20yrs in emotional prisonment ![]() |
FlowerPower: Thank you for showing your ignorance. Please read the post again and tell me where I said EVERY Nigerian man.well u dnt need to use that... |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I once became friends with a married men and the wife called me and told me she was going to chop my boooooooobs off, if I keep talking to her husband...I still want my chest[/quote]hahahahaha (vampire style ) i hope they are big enough 4 her to dine with ..well atleast am still single and my gf dnt stalk me around (one of d reasons why i love her) |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]then I'm jus another man faking to be a woman on nl[/quote]lol then i will need to call efcc 4 u ![]() |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]U are getting married never mind[/quote]i said myt... By the way i thought we are friends.. How is that a barrier ![]() |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]if u are in USA then I'm from Somalia...I'm very hungry and I need US visa. If u are in Nigeria then I'm from Zimbabwe...I need u to help me rob heathrow airport( for the 2nd time)...if you are in Senegal then I'm from wherever u want me to be from so long I get a piece of that ... If u are in SA U better run away because I'm a she male and I hope I will get those great benefits u promised me...if you are in Malaysia, I'm from Bangladesh and I need help with my Internet business [/quote]lol ... Dat doesnt answer the question.. Where do u want me to be? By the way what if am an alien from another planet what will u be? ![]() |
flowerpower.. U knew next to nothin abt nigerian men.. By the way! What is wrong with spending ur retirement at home? U cnt be a second class citizen 4rever.. If u guys dnt wana be selfish, u cn aswell move with us back to naija for retirement.. And FYI not every nigerian men has wife(ves) in another place... My brother married african american after college.. They are both living happily in new mexico.. And he doesnt have any wife here in naija.. I have a german gf that i myt marry soon if she didnt fhuck up (she is here with me in nigeria as am typing this) we met when i was in uk and we are happy with each other and everyone is cool.. so not nigerian men are as bad as u painted it |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]where I'm from will depend wit where u are[/quote]nw thats d spirit... So where do u want me to be? ![]() |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]u will surely receive those [/quote]now thats what am talking about .. U dnt sound like u are 4rm around here? Where u 4rm? |
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[/quote]hmm life must be pretty hard huh? Or u are just tryin to sound like that?
why do u want bad things to happen to me[/quote]lol dnt worry, ur chest is safe with me
... Hahaha I can be sensible when I feel like it [/quote]hmmm tell me sumtin abt d bolded part
[/quote]cool... I have a friend like that, she just like talkin shiit to me whenever am down, buh dose shiits always made me feel better, they are pretty harsh though... It only take sum1 with gud sense of humour to understand... May be she aint that gud with such humour
... If u are in SA U better run away because I'm a she male and I hope I will get those great benefits u promised me...if you are in Malaysia, I'm from Bangladesh and I need help with my Internet business