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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 12:50am On Dec 28, 2012
sweetcheecks: grin
tongue
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 10:56pm On Dec 27, 2012
sweetcheecks: grin grin you really slow grin grin i would take corrugated house than sewrage gutter you smell like a corpse now grin grin grin
ouchhhh embarassed
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 10:55pm On Dec 27, 2012
sweetcheecks: grin grin you really slow grin grin i would take corrugated house than sewrage gutter you smell like a corpse now grin grin grin
duhhh lameeeeee.. tongue
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 9:30pm On Dec 27, 2012
Movingcoil: lemme ask u dz one question and plz answer me cos itz very simple, wen was d last time u got laid? And y u dey stalk d guy? U wan rape'am? This is how u'l be galavanting about like a mobile fibroid tissue and people seeing u as a human being wid'ot knowing actually dat u wer born 2ru abortion and during dat time part of ur brain got stuck in d disposed placenta, before u talk go learn some manners from ur mum which i don't even know if her condition is worse dan urs, den go 2 ur fada ie if he really knows u exist. No dey form james bond here cos as far as we know ur punni is just like a rabbit hole to any body here and will cost just few grains of dust and ie y itz not advisable 4 a same human 2 reason u as a woman
ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Sweet-mor0n!! is this the kinda attention u want ... now u get it (in abundance) ... grin grin grin ...
bros u self bad o...choii embarassed
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 7:30pm On Dec 27, 2012
sweetcheecks: Attention? You answered me dear. And stop confusing people, I am sure they will see you more as a bi1tch than me. You are doing what they do. grin Now take panado, it helps in your situation.
nope u talked like a b1tch that just got layed by dirty chimps with a monster co.ck.. I only wondered how u had to talk like that.. Buh now i know why.. Simple they just release u 4rm maximum mental hospital with hope that u are alright.. Buh u have proved em wrong.. U realy need to go back there and spend another year grin
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 7:09pm On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I cldnt afford a rabbit for christmas...how in the hell wld I even afford 2 visits to the dentist a year...not to even talk about insurance huh[/quote]hmm life must be pretty hard huh? Or u are just tryin to sound like that?
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 7:05pm On Dec 27, 2012
sweetcheecks: Did you just pass gass? shocked PMS in guys is a Nl phenomenon.
undecided
lamee... Go get a life b1tch.. U want peoples attention, buh U aint what my time .. Now go and cool off at d atlantic ocean tongue
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 6:03pm On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I told u I still want my chest angry why do u want bad things to happen to me[/quote]lol dnt worry, ur chest is safe with me lipsrsealed ... By d way, u suppose to have bo0o0bs insurance u knw? grin
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 5:26pm On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]well... * hides her face*[/quote]lol.... look at me now...lemme see that beautiful face while u talk to moi *trying to look at her face* grin grin
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 4:36pm On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]our commitment to our decisions define who we are...they show where your loyalty lies smiley... Hahaha I can be sensible when I feel like it [/quote]hmmm tell me sumtin abt d bolded part
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 4:33pm On Dec 27, 2012
sweetcheecks: Why is everyone who seems to have a better living than you, is called a slave? Really? Your coping skills are wack. huh
who is dis fhucktard again angry are u drunk or sumtin? sad
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1:
Movingcoil: if i type here that you are a useless homo ere;ct*ile slave dat uses cement bag for sanitary pad, am I wrong?
cool down man.. She meant no harm
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 11:35am On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]u simply choose what matters most to u...ur choices will tell u who or what u truly loved in the first place smiley[/quote]hmmm.. U sound pretty intelligent .. I like that smiley
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 2:02am On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]yes, I can put away my selfish needs for those that I love[/quote]what if those u love are not that good on bed, And cnt satisfy u?
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 1:44am On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]God has nothing to do wit it, u have the power to control urself, u choose to use it or not to[/quote]may be u are right... Buh can u?
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 1:42am On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I wasn't the one complaining...I was jus making a mean joke to cheer him up. I have a way of making things better by saying something worse cool[/quote]cool... I have a friend like that, she just like talkin shiit to me whenever am down, buh dose shiits always made me feel better, they are pretty harsh though... It only take sum1 with gud sense of humour to understand... May be she aint that gud with such humour
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 1:32am On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]u are an almost married man, u can only go into one place from now on angry[/quote]not almost married buh tinkin abt it.. And yes it can only go into a place when i tie the knot.. Though i wana teach myself how to be responsible b4 then .. Buh at times God save men 4rm temptations
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 1:26am On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]not NL. I knew it, he was jus complaining and I was laughing...pregnant women...maybe I got carried away and I made a mean joke about her[/quote]oops hehehe now she wana have ur b0o0bs 4 dinner?... Buh do u blame her?
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 1:24am On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed[/quote]hmmm if u are she-male beta run away 4rm me coz i dnt tink ur anus can handle my schlong grin
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 1:21am On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]no he was complaining about her lipsrsealed I knew him from high school[/quote]on nairaland? And didnt u knw he s married?
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 1:20am On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]in that case I jus became a woman again[/quote]so which one are u? Or are u she-male?
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 1:17am On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]u might be laughing but im really serious angry[/quote]awww am sorry.. Buh seriously its funny now, lol bo0oobs eater.. So were u flirting with her hubby or what?
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 1:14am On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Efcc?[/quote]yep.. Pretending to be what u are not is 20yrs in emotional prisonment grin
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 1:12am On Dec 27, 2012
FlowerPower: Thank you for showing your ignorance. Please read the post again and tell me where I said EVERY Nigerian man.
well u dnt need to use that...
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 1:11am On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I once became friends with a married men and the wife called me and told me she was going to chop my boooooooobs off, if I keep talking to her husband...I still want my chest[/quote]hahahahaha (vampire style cool ) i hope they are big enough 4 her to dine with grin ..well atleast am still single and my gf dnt stalk me around (one of d reasons why i love her)
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 1:05am On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]then I'm jus another man faking to be a woman on nl[/quote]lol then i will need to call efcc 4 u grin
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 1:04am On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]U are getting married never mind[/quote]i said myt... By the way i thought we are friends.. How is that a barrier grin
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 1:01am On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]if u are in USA then I'm from Somalia...I'm very hungry and I need US visa. If u are in Nigeria then I'm from Zimbabwe...I need u to help me rob heathrow airport( for the 2nd time)...if you are in Senegal then I'm from wherever u want me to be from so long I get a piece of that wink... If u are in SA U better run away because I'm a she male and I hope I will get those great benefits u promised me...if you are in Malaysia, I'm from Bangladesh and I need help with my Internet business grin[/quote]lol ... Dat doesnt answer the question.. Where do u want me to be? By the way what if am an alien from another planet what will u be? grin
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 12:56am On Dec 27, 2012
flowerpower.. U knew next to nothin abt nigerian men.. By the way! What is wrong with spending ur retirement at home? U cnt be a second class citizen 4rever.. If u guys dnt wana be selfish, u cn aswell move with us back to naija for retirement.. And FYI not every nigerian men has wife(ves) in another place... My brother married african american after college.. They are both living happily in new mexico.. And he doesnt have any wife here in naija.. I have a german gf that i myt marry soon if she didnt fhuck up (she is here with me in nigeria as am typing this) we met when i was in uk and we are happy with each other and everyone is cool.. so not nigerian men are as bad as u painted it
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 12:43am On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]where I'm from will depend wit where u are[/quote]nw thats d spirit... So where do u want me to be? smiley
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by RedLight1: 12:31am On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]u will surely receive those great benefits grin grin grin[/quote]now thats what am talking about grin .. U dnt sound like u are 4rm around here? Where u 4rm?

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