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upload111:
I havent heard from Redomi a.k.a oluko in like forever. Kindda miss the chap..smiles..

Thank you boss, I have little time to come online and say trash likrle I use to do before. started a betting agent thing about two months ago, and am doing very good there. Am now a surebet247.com agent. Now a boss on my own. Thank you once again sir, may the Good Lord remember you for good, may your helper locate you for good anywhere they may be throughout the whole world.
How is Aunty Avicky, Stenon, Evathyst, Sunnypar,Goldendr, Manie, etc

Nairalanders beware

lexiconkabir:
Guy na wa o, must you book space. I hail oo.

You are the OP, you are also the second to comment, if am not sharp, you will equally be the first to comment.
That picture represent who you are. You want to eat everything

That no one comes to the world like this, Ijekuje, Ojukokoro, Okanjuwa, Wobiliki Wobia, Alajeranju, Ole, ati bee bee lo caused these.
Slim tea is not up to 10k, my 50kobo advice/advise

juhan:
emtebe cornerstone001 kvngjesse dachaste thebeadslady redomi

Here I am my lord

nrexzy:
Lol them want increment of state Allowee + tp back home..... #pityouryouths

served in ekiti 2013/2014, they don't pay alawee

Ondo women are very loving and adulterous, even a six years old girl you see, don't think she is a virgin o. They lick d.ick more than anything.

Their main festival is the Ogun festival

HateU2:
Lol. I will come back and modify

Waiting

stanlomite:
19. They love parting more than any other tribe
20. They love strangers
21. They refer to the ibos as omo jokutajokuta( child that can eat stones)
22. They belief they are the only real son and daughter of their city refers to others as omo oniran Kiran ........

You are very correct sir. No tribe in Nigeria love partying like the Ondo's.

1. The state is named after the city.

2. Ondo was pronounced a city on 05/12/2015.

3. The first king to rule in Ondo is a female, her name is 'Pupupu' pronounce as 'mi-do-mi'.

4. Osemawe (do-re-do-mi) is the Paramount ruler in Ondo.

5. The name, Ondo is carved out of Edo (do-mi) yam stick.

6. Their local soup is called Gba-non-non(mi-mi-do).

7. Best food is Pounded yam.

8. Osemawe was carved out of 'ese omo ti mo ewe'. This first king was still a kid then, she was ask to go and bring some leaves, she went and brought them, they were amazed and they said ' This evil child knows leave'.

9. There are 26 alphabets in Ondo dialect, they are A B D E E F G GB GH GW I J K L M N O O P S S T U W Y.

10. Dr Olusegun Mimiko is the first Ondo man become a Governor in Ondo state, and the first to use two term.

11. You can only enter the city through three main route. from Lagos or Benin to Ore to Ondo, or from Ibadan to Ile-Ife to Ondo, or from Ekiti to Akure to Ondo.

12. When an Ondo's speak, they don't pronounce 'R', they will simply remove the R and pronounce the remaining alphabet. for example groundnut oil= Ororo=Ooo, Stand=Duro=Du'o, Meat=Eran=E'an.

13. Ondo have the highest number of fraudster in Nigeria, they spread throughout Nigeria.

14. Ondo is home to some Nigerian Celebrities like King Sunny Ade, Omotola Jalade, Bimbo Oshin,etc.

15. The most common factory in Ondo is water processing factory and bakeries.

16. They like referring to people from Oyo and Osun states as " Koololo" (tell them you are not going) kí o so wipe oo lo.

17.They are very stubborn even to the point of death, but not before soldiers o.

18. Add whatever you know about us.

eph12:
Go and read your Bible very well sir

Chapters and verses?

Jeffboi:
How old are you sir?

How sensible are you sir

Why do they ask for it in the church?

The Award goes to Ondo State Radiovision Corporation (OSRC)

Some years back, it was the most beautiful house in this community. The owner was the richest man in whom all looked up to for support. The vehicle was a cynosure of all eyes. It was like a dream come true when the owner added both house and vehicle to his list of possession. But today, the properties have grown old and in fulfillment of the natural law, must collapse for a new house to develop.
Should anyone be found living inside this building as it stands now, such a person is labelled as "insane" and must be kept at arm's length.
Nothing in life is worth fighting for. Your best clothes is someone's rag. Your account balance is someone's donation at a function. Your girlfriend/ boyfriend/ fiance/ fiancée is someone's ex. Every single prostitute you see in a hotel or on the street at night was at some point in time a virgin. So what is the squabble all about? Life is too small to feel bigger or better than anybody.
"We are all naked to death," says Steve Jobs. Nothing can save us from it. I hate to see people who brag about wealth, beauty, intelligence, level of education, fame and material possessions. There is nothing you have achieved in life that no one else has never gotten. There is only one thing that is worth bragging, which is: "Life in God Almighty". So, be good to your fellow man and always make friends. Always remember that the people you trampled upon on your way up a ladder will be the same set of people you are likely to pass on your way down.
So, cause no problem for others because if you do, they will become your very problem one day. Finally, even banana stems will one day become dried leaves. So, don't be foolishly driven by material possession. It will soon grow old and die.

Without studying architecture in d university,no contracts from anybody,no borrowing,no fraud,no pressure on anyone,yet this little creature was able to achieve this. Who then told you(HUMAN)that u can not achieve anything in life without education?what you were taught in school was as it was obtained then,but what you need now is as it is obtained in the now. Making it in life is not by Bsc,Msc,ICAN,Pgd,phd.etc. education only gives you an edge. Do i make any sense here?