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FunnyDude:
As a smart Yoruba demon wey graduate from Enugu wey I be, I quickly follow Evelyn for yansh.

My conversation below :

Me: Hi

Evelyn : Hello

Me: I saw how you are been harassed at the gate, what happened?

Evelyn : Don't mind those people I forgot to print out my call-up letter.

Me: Alright..

Me: My name FunnyDude, what's the name?

Evelyn : Mine is Evelyn

That's how we began, and Chatted deeply that evening.

Like play, that was how I and Evelyn became two love birds in the camp almost every night.
After 4 days in camp, the bond between us has became stronger than the Electrovalent bond in chemistry.

My roomie 'Hilary' a bad guy also didn't help my matter neither, I can say he lead me on in his elderly legacy. Every night, he will said, oh boy make we enta Mamy, female hostel or go fine Bleep do. That's what turned on the beast in me that have dropped after graduation.

I and Evelyn began sex chatting almost everyday.. I won't forget in an hurry how we had our first Bleep at night at the back of Mami market all thanks to Hiliary for his God given talent.

Camp sweet ooh.

Tomorrow I will con..

I used to say that the education of average yoruba guys is a waste....

look at what this hired slave is talking......

u were sent to serve nigeria.......u went there and start sexing nigeria and descrating osun.....no wonder the state gov can't pay workers coz of una unbearable adulterous life......

I won't entirely blame u coz this is how nigeria was created and named after a night of bloody d hot sex between lugard and flora....

and now instead of this president without certificate to work.....he still busy watching how Nigeria was almagamated.....

FunnyDude:
As a smart Yoruba demon wey graduate from Enugu wey I be, I quickly follow Evelyn for yansh.

My conversation below :

Me: Hi

Evelyn : Hello

Me: I saw how you are been harassed at the gate, what happened?

Evelyn : Don't mind those people I forgot to print out my call-up letter.

Me: Alright..

Me: My name FunnyDude, what's the name?

Evelyn : Mine is Evelyn

That's how we began, and Chatted deeply that evening.

Like play, that was how I and Evelyn became two love birds in the camp almost every night.
After 4 days in camp, the bond between us has became stronger than the Electrovalent bond in chemistry.

My roomie 'Hilary' a bad guy also didn't help my matter neither, I can say he lead me on in his elderly legacy. Every night, he will said, oh boy make we enta Mamy, female hostel or go fine Bleep do. That's what turned on the beast in me that have dropped after graduation.

I and Evelyn began sex chatting almost everyday.. I won't forget in an hurry how we had our first Bleep at night at the back of Mami market all thanks to Hiliary for his God given talent.

Camp sweet ooh.



Tomorrow I will con..

nonsense

FunnyDude:
Ok.. Make I first of all thank Baba God for sparing my life throughout the service in the state of Aregbesola.

Yes, **clears throat**

This my story will comprises of my Nysc experiences(Good, bad), sexcapades both in Nysc camp, my ppa and also with the locals in Osun.

Let go...



The 23rd of May, 2017 is a day I'll never forget in an hurry. Ask me why? O boy.. I checked the much anticipated call up letter as every other prospective corp member of my set, I was shocked deep down my spine on what I saw on my PC in the middle of the night.

Me being born and breed up in the South Western part and schooled in the South Eastern part of Nigeria, my expectation was like Nysc will throw my Ass to the far away core Sokoto, Katsina, Maiduguri or even Chibok .. **Smiles **.

Mummy, mummy, please wake up oo.. I was posted to your home state 'The State of Osun'. Wow, mum exclaimed! The next morning, I was freaking happy because I no wan go Borno make Shekau no come daga my two balls. **Joking**.

I thought to my self, I have cheated Nysc on this, how can a Yoruba boy be serving in Yoruba land, him maternal home state for that matter , I asked? I think I'm being lucky small.

I arrived at Nysc Orientation camp at EDE.... Oh boy,
I see tight babes littering everywhere. My head wan scatter that night. As usual, I was stopped at the gate and my luggage was checked In. Beside me was a fair clean Delta chick (Evelyn) not real name though, she made the longest 3weeks in my life glamorous


Stay tuned guys...

rubbish

horsepower101:
What do Nigerians call an Igbo man from south south that commits a crime? IGBO

What do Nigerians call an Igbo man from south south that led the coup? IGBO

What do Nigerians call an Igbo man from south south that has political power? IGBO, IGBOID, SS, this one throws them off with their denial.


What do IJAWS that like to claim there are no igbos in South south when it benefited them call an Igbo man from south south with political power? IGBO or IGBOID ( e.g. Peter odili Vice Presidency rejection)



Finally What do Nigerians call Igbo people from south south that has oil? SOUTH SOUTH or Niger delta People.


This is the legacy of the civil war and most importantly OIL based politics.

I need comment on this.....

when Don wanney died...we all thought he was Niger delta from omoku in rivers....but suddenly they said his name is igwedibia aka Don wanney an igbo....who murdered church worshippers has been killed....thats how it was reported.....

Nigeria

buhariguy:
Op sef ,
How did you expect idiotic pigs of Biafra to say something good of Nigeria.

when slaves comment u will know.

ThinkRightEarly:
Search within, you must have something nice to say, just be honest. [ (quote author=Reelectbuhari post=67349081]A zoo Republic and deeply shithole controlled by an arch genocidist

is like u sleep a lot....wake


Nigeria is an adulterous Republic formed as result of hot sex between flora and lugard

A zoo Republic and deeply shithole controlled by an arch genocidist

OneCorner:
Our flat headed brodas will have something contrary to say

is like u too obsessed with igbos

igboamaka

scarramenga:
lol just talk say you wan see my mama and sister pinshure so you go fit w@nk to am, oya take knock yourself out

Jeeez......If this is ur sister.....then she is a LovePeddler.....i f*ucked ur sis countless b4 dumbing her ass hole....

ask her......

she is a damned hole...

Strikethem:
[[s]quote author=Reelectbuhari post=67284234]


adding yoruba there is utter rubbish,.....

pls op remove yoruba so that this thread will be productive.....

a slave is already been held down so I don't know what u mean by holding yoruba down....coz dey are already down....


Igbos are the ones been held down in this country[/s]Pained igboman, the op even fumble for mentioning igbo to contaminate Yoruba name. Who doesn't know you people the perpetual slave of the shithole. Yoruba deported you back to your region, you wailed n come back, they gave you notice in the north, you went to ICC. That is a trait of typical slave.

mtcheew

I even thought somebody commented.

Firgemachar:
Just shut up before I descend on you...

u just lucky am not in the mood....

Strikethem:
Division of this shithole is the best. I want my southwestern nation on it own.

for ones yorubas are beginning to mak sense....fighting for their own country

Mrop:
Dmw artist Mayorkun show off his sexy US Tour manager konjo Leyla thanking her the her work done. But his fans are not finding this funny as they react hilariously to the photo.

See some comments below



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Is this not Mayorkun....the yoruba whose masturbating video went viral last yr

Taku555:
why are you so wicked like this brother?

is not wickedness.....unless u hv anoda meaning to it.....

wakaman:
See this yanmiri feeling funky.

Dem they call better meat your ponmo sef dey show face.
Yanmiri slowpoke

long line story

oooduancalmdown:
Who want to associate with your dirty ibotic ass?

millions....

Redhot111:
Are u really this callous or u are just pretending to be? What is that about you loosing ur entire family to the power of missiles? I thought I was talking to an adult until I red that line, well I don't dignify kids with quotes. So bye.

u still a child to under the deep recesses especially in nigeria

tayot1:
Until someone close to you join the military... so much kids on NL these days

add fullstop

Redhot111:
I don't know if and where you are working. But if u know the number of things some of them ventured into that probably failed before they went into the army, u will be amazed. The high rate of unemployment in Nigeria drives many young people into any thing. So long as it's not criminality, I still choose to give them my sympathy bros

they should have had a rethink

atleeast people like us are dia to help to reduce unemployment rate

but not them venturing into army- for what so the devil's rzn will dey

if u hv anyone in army tell him to come bak and look for polite way of leaving or else ur family will lose him to power of missles or instruments of coercion

divert u sympathy to less privileged ones dey deserve more than any near grave soldier

Redhot111:
They are there to fight Boko Haram and u are here remind us that they should all die and suffer untold hardship there because that is wat they signed for abi? Bros I beg sleep.

u are too sympathetic to what doesn't even demand an iota of ur sympathy......the moment u joined a terrorist organisation u hv signed ur death warrant.....coz it is assumed u hv decided to uselss ur life instead of venturing to a meaningful living........



so I don't see any reason why there death or life should be a concern or a pattern of symathy to us.....
it shouldn't be in any way...

MTKbudapest:
The zoo must surely fall

it must collapse and we must make sure this country cease to exist

MuhMubRaj:
Your Sentiment is arrant balderdash.

tell that to buhari the empty skull coz his statement is just a gigantic pro bush....forestry

BiggerbossAmani:
never in my life

then leave it......and die saving a non productive nation

Oreofepeters:
guy you wicked o, chai

I don't know what is ur definition of wickedness.....

I thin the real meaning of wickedness should be directed to Buhari ( the arch-genocidist) Buratai ( his sniper and murderer)....and Olanishkan.....these people are the real definition of wickedness...

BiggerbossAmani:
I will take this as publicity stunt

Take it as a fact not stunt....Mister

Redhot111:
See this efulefu that can't even stand up against a little lad with a catapult belittling our soldiers that are putting their life at risk.


What do you even mean by shooting on regular basis? So they should be shooting at nothing abi? Go sleep jor

u really need sleep....

coz they are there to fight boko haram whether to return dead or alive is not the concern of we civillians.....

they are not there to take selfie.....what a rot in so called Nigerian army

BiggerbossAmani:
then stop hating on our soldiers who risk their life to fight terrorism

don't u get it.......all of them are terrorist.......both boko haram and Nigeria soldiers.......

I don't pray for safe return of any of them....

EazyMoh:
Nobody is terrified of Nigeria's break up. In fact people like me would do anything to see it happen soon.
People like Ebonyi state governor are the ones terrified by anything that has to do with Nigeria's break up and have been waiting about it.
stop deceiving yourself more than 30 states depend on FG to survive so stop deceiving yourself they are all northern.

and the FG depends on sucking Niger delta oil to dryness

just try and get sense

BiggerbossAmani:
will you shut up there

How many battle have you won before? How many solider have you appreciate in your life before.

Don't come and be saying rubbish with your comments

I don't appreciate terrorist rather I pray for their death in any way possible...

Sagay212:
Just imagine. These ones will be in the bush suffering to protect the country and some basta.rd politician who just wake up go to NA and shout AY and NAY and collect millions will refuse to pay the soldiers their salary and entitlement. I dont even understand how God programmed humans. If not these soldiers should be able to teach the evil politicians a lesson they'll never forget. But funny thing is it is the same soldiers they'll use against the masses when they protest.

nobody sent them to the bush.....there are others ways to make living not to die for nigeria....

there are things that are not worth dying for eg Nigeria

Uyiii:
Like seriously, wetin dey worry all of una sef
yah, it's true 9ja in all sense isn't out for one course, she's not a one nation anymore, we forcing the name 9ja on ourselves.
but haba naa, make we still dey apply sense garnished with humanity if we wan talk at times.
very glaring this guy is a Southerner and we still dey talk nonsense like this? honestly ehn, no matter how insensitive and inhumane some military fucktards treats civilians, we can and should never underrate the effort some of these guys put to curb and contain terrorism.


We don dey grow o, we don dey mature, we don dey see say life isn't all about ice-cream and meat-pie.
na hunger, a way to strive and survive naim push some of these guys enter military, nor be say na passion.

who nor like better thing, make I see?
who nor like to nod tie sidon gidigba for office with freezing Ac complemented with Lunch break, make I hear??

so abeg, if at all, let's try to praise and encourage these guys fighting terrorism.

Una good evening.

like seriously also....

I should try and praise a terrorist organisation.....for doing great work in sambisa....

there is no difference between boko haram and Nigeria soldier.....both are terrorist organisation.........

what is the sense of sharing the pics when dey suppose to be in battlefield with boko haram or shooting on regular basis with boko haram.......rather they are there lafin and hob nobbing with boko haram.....and u telling me all of them r not terrorist....