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My One Year Nysc Experience In Osun State by FunnyDude: 6:14pm On Apr 16, 2018
Osun corpers!!!!!!

Where who na dey?
Should I start my tory?..
Re: My One Year Nysc Experience In Osun State by CuteCeo: 6:51pm On Apr 16, 2018
Start. We dey here
Re: My One Year Nysc Experience In Osun State by BankManager(m): 6:52pm On Apr 16, 2018
Start your story... we dey wait....my cousin is thinking of osun state for NYSC..
Re: My One Year Nysc Experience In Osun State by ClaudiaM(f): 6:55pm On Apr 16, 2018
FunnyDude:
Osun corpers!!!!!!


Where who na dey?

Should I start my tory?..
We dey here
Re: My One Year Nysc Experience In Osun State by Pierohandsome: 7:01pm On Apr 16, 2018
grin
Re: My One Year Nysc Experience In Osun State by Kingsley1000(m): 7:58pm On Apr 16, 2018
Hope say u trash some punas
Re: My One Year Nysc Experience In Osun State by FunnyDude: 10:20pm On Apr 16, 2018
Ok.. Make I first of all thank Baba God for sparing my life throughout the service in the state of Aregbesola.

Yes, **clears throat**

This my story will comprises of my Nysc experiences(Good, bad), sexcapades both in Nysc camp, my ppa and also with the locals in Osun.

Let go...



The 23rd of May, 2017 is a day I'll never forget in an hurry. Ask me why? O boy.. I checked the much anticipated call up letter as every other prospective corp member of my set, I was shocked deep down my spine on what I saw on my PC in the middle of the night.

Me being born and breed up in the South Western part and schooled in the South Eastern part of Nigeria, my expectation was like Nysc will throw my Ass to the far away core Sokoto, Katsina, Maiduguri or even Chibok .. **Smiles **.

Mummy, mummy, please wake up oo.. I was posted to your home state 'The State of Osun'. Wow, mum exclaimed! The next morning, I was freaking happy because I no wan go Borno make Shekau no come daga my two balls. **Joking**.

I thought to my self, I have cheated Nysc on this, how can a Yoruba boy be serving in Yoruba land, him maternal home state for that matter , I asked? I think I'm being lucky small.

I arrived at Nysc Orientation camp at EDE.... Oh boy,
I see tight babes littering everywhere. My head wan scatter that night. As usual, I was stopped at the gate and my luggage was checked In. Beside me was a fair clean Delta chick (Evelyn) not real name though, she made the longest 3weeks in my life glamorous


Stay tuned guys...

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Re: My One Year Nysc Experience In Osun State by FunnyDude: 10:52pm On Apr 16, 2018
As a smart Yoruba demon wey graduate from Enugu wey I be, I quickly follow Evelyn for yansh.

My conversation below :

Me: Hi

Evelyn : Hello

Me: I saw how you are been harassed at the gate, what happened?

Evelyn : Don't mind those people I forgot to print out my call-up letter.

Me: Alright..

Me: My name FunnyDude, what's the name?

Evelyn : Mine is Evelyn

That's how we began, and Chatted deeply that evening.

Like play, that was how I and Evelyn became two love birds in the camp almost every night.
After 4 days in camp, the bond between us has became stronger than the Electrovalent bond in chemistry.

My roomie 'Hilary' a bad guy also didn't help my matter neither, I can say he lead me on in his elderly legacy. Every night, he will said, oh boy make we enta Mamy, female hostel or go fine Bleep do. That's what turned on the beast in me that have dropped after graduation.

I and Evelyn began sex chatting almost everyday.. I won't forget in an hurry how we had our first Bleep at night at the back of Mami market all thanks to Hiliary for his God given talent.

Camp sweet ooh.

Tomorrow I will con..

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Re: My One Year Nysc Experience In Osun State by FunnyDude: 10:56pm On Apr 16, 2018
I need comment before I will continue this story

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Re: My One Year Nysc Experience In Osun State by Chuksmonika(m): 8:13pm On Apr 29, 2018
FunnyDude:
I need comment before I will continue this story
bros abeg,come complete am oo,we dey wait
Re: My One Year Nysc Experience In Osun State by Starman2(m): 9:30am On Apr 30, 2018
Hmmmm bad boy,may i go bring popcorn they chop dey wait for u here na..
Re: My One Year Nysc Experience In Osun State by gbosah91(m): 6:04pm On May 01, 2018
We are waiting
Re: My One Year Nysc Experience In Osun State by Jagaban880: 11:31pm On May 01, 2018
Funnydude ...de same funnydude....from...betting Thread...nice.1...continue...Bro we don find space sitdon....carry on
Re: My One Year Nysc Experience In Osun State by Kingsley1000(m): 6:33am On May 02, 2018
let me buy popcorn and coke drink
Re: My One Year Nysc Experience In Osun State by FunnyDude: 10:42am On May 03, 2018
Hello guys I'll continue the story.. Stay tuned

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Re: My One Year Nysc Experience In Osun State by motta(m): 2:34pm On May 03, 2018
FunnyDude:
Hello guys I'll continue the story.. Stay tuned
sent you a pm reply
Re: My One Year Nysc Experience In Osun State by FunnyDude: 2:49pm On May 03, 2018
motta:
sent you a pm reply
I've replied you sir
Re: My One Year Nysc Experience In Osun State by motta(m): 3:02pm On May 03, 2018
FunnyDude:
I've replied you sir
thanks
Re: My One Year Nysc Experience In Osun State by j64real(m): 10:04pm On May 07, 2018
make I book space
Re: My One Year Nysc Experience In Osun State by Reelectbuhari: 11:37pm On May 07, 2018
FunnyDude:
Ok.. Make I first of all thank Baba God for sparing my life throughout the service in the state of Aregbesola.

Yes, **clears throat**

This my story will comprises of my Nysc experiences(Good, bad), sexcapades both in Nysc camp, my ppa and also with the locals in Osun.

Let go...



The 23rd of May, 2017 is a day I'll never forget in an hurry. Ask me why? O boy.. I checked the much anticipated call up letter as every other prospective corp member of my set, I was shocked deep down my spine on what I saw on my PC in the middle of the night.

Me being born and breed up in the South Western part and schooled in the South Eastern part of Nigeria, my expectation was like Nysc will throw my Ass to the far away core Sokoto, Katsina, Maiduguri or even Chibok .. **Smiles **.

Mummy, mummy, please wake up oo.. I was posted to your home state 'The State of Osun'. Wow, mum exclaimed! The next morning, I was freaking happy because I no wan go Borno make Shekau no come daga my two balls. **Joking**.

I thought to my self, I have cheated Nysc on this, how can a Yoruba boy be serving in Yoruba land, him maternal home state for that matter , I asked? I think I'm being lucky small.

I arrived at Nysc Orientation camp at EDE.... Oh boy,
I see tight babes littering everywhere. My head wan scatter that night. As usual, I was stopped at the gate and my luggage was checked In. Beside me was a fair clean Delta chick (Evelyn) not real name though, she made the longest 3weeks in my life glamorous


Stay tuned guys...



rubbish
Re: My One Year Nysc Experience In Osun State by Reelectbuhari: 11:39pm On May 07, 2018
FunnyDude:
As a smart Yoruba demon wey graduate from Enugu wey I be, I quickly follow Evelyn for yansh.

My conversation below :

Me: Hi

Evelyn : Hello

Me: I saw how you are been harassed at the gate, what happened?

Evelyn : Don't mind those people I forgot to print out my call-up letter.

Me: Alright..

Me: My name FunnyDude, what's the name?

Evelyn : Mine is Evelyn

That's how we began, and Chatted deeply that evening.

Like play, that was how I and Evelyn became two love birds in the camp almost every night.
After 4 days in camp, the bond between us has became stronger than the Electrovalent bond in chemistry.

My roomie 'Hilary' a bad guy also didn't help my matter neither, I can say he lead me on in his elderly legacy. Every night, he will said, oh boy make we enta Mamy, female hostel or go fine Bleep do. That's what turned on the beast in me that have dropped after graduation.

I and Evelyn began sex chatting almost everyday.. I won't forget in an hurry how we had our first Bleep at night at the back of Mami market all thanks to Hiliary for his God given talent.

Camp sweet ooh.



Tomorrow I will con..


nonsense
Re: My One Year Nysc Experience In Osun State by Reelectbuhari: 11:48pm On May 07, 2018
FunnyDude:
As a smart Yoruba demon wey graduate from Enugu wey I be, I quickly follow Evelyn for yansh.

My conversation below :

Me: Hi

Evelyn : Hello

Me: I saw how you are been harassed at the gate, what happened?

Evelyn : Don't mind those people I forgot to print out my call-up letter.

Me: Alright..

Me: My name FunnyDude, what's the name?

Evelyn : Mine is Evelyn

That's how we began, and Chatted deeply that evening.

Like play, that was how I and Evelyn became two love birds in the camp almost every night.
After 4 days in camp, the bond between us has became stronger than the Electrovalent bond in chemistry.

My roomie 'Hilary' a bad guy also didn't help my matter neither, I can say he lead me on in his elderly legacy. Every night, he will said, oh boy make we enta Mamy, female hostel or go fine Bleep do. That's what turned on the beast in me that have dropped after graduation.

I and Evelyn began sex chatting almost everyday.. I won't forget in an hurry how we had our first Bleep at night at the back of Mami market all thanks to Hiliary for his God given talent.

Camp sweet ooh.

Tomorrow I will con..


I used to say that the education of average yoruba guys is a waste....

look at what this hired slave is talking......

u were sent to serve nigeria.......u went there and start sexing nigeria and descrating osun.....no wonder the state gov can't pay workers coz of una unbearable adulterous life......

I won't entirely blame u coz this is how nigeria was created and named after a night of bloody d hot sex between lugard and flora....

and now instead of this president without certificate to work.....he still busy watching how Nigeria was almagamated.....

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