₦airaland Forum

McBrooklyn:
Been out here of course... When you did not even bother to ask after me sef??

McBrooklyn:

Alphagentieman:
Please mention them below, the floor is open, refiner u're pretty..

redbeans:
If only I was rich, I would have subscribed for 10 gb rather than borrow MB to browse.
If only I was rich, I would have eaten my garri with milk,sugar and peanut instead of ten naira groundnut.
If only my mum was a food vendor, I would have eaten any kind of food I like.
If only my father was man enough, I would not have to sell some of our pure water to my pupils for meagre returns.
If only i had a 'good head,' I would have made it in life like my contemporaries.
If only I saw money like sexkillz, i would have bought a new boxer every week.
If only I was a woman, I would have given out my 'in-built treasure' to the highest bidder.
If only I had up to 90,000
naira, I would have visited Club Jokers every saturday.
If only I was a supermoderator, I would have collected 'deve' before putting any thread on front page.
If only I had a swollen account, I would have been able to foot refiner 's long list for introduction [only 'dirty' oyo girls will accept me this way].
If only I was in Benue, I would have gotten free wheel barrow from Ortom to start life.

adaksbullet:
so mine fanses are many in nl.......wooooooow


Happy new month mine deer referrer

PapaNnamdi:
I can't imagine the pain and trauma dis man will live with for the rest of his life....



Bleep it..
Who am I kidding, I want to be rapped like him,


Lemme be rapped tonight till I pass out,

redbeans:
bae, remember d response of abraham when Isaac asked for the lamb of the offering....

buragidi:
Guy, this is a dangerous development. I have been in marriage for eight years and I have realised that one of the greatest threat to marriage is the issue of ex. I have about 5 ladies that we had dated at one time or the other, whom are now married, some with up to four kids, who are still contacting me and demanding for ssex. I know one of them, whose husband is so rich and had built house for her Mum, and bought her a Land cruiser, yet she wants to still commit adultery with me, who is equally married. In Nigeria, she was begging to buy me flight tickets from Abuja to Lagos and pay for hotel and all bills, but I declined, because I can't do married women. When she came to London, I don't know how she got my contact again, she was practically begging that we should meet, I had to avoid her completely. Honestly, I don't know why many married women find it difficult to break away completely from their exs. I am sorry to break your heart. I can tell you that there is 80% chance that the guy has been 4king your wife, for her to have the audacity of even displaying it to you. I think you are also weak as a nan in certain aspects. Even though my knows that I have the tendency to lick plates outside (she never caught me, but she knows my history b4 marriage and due knows I have very high libbido), she dare not tell me such nonsense about one ex. We are very close and best of friends and she is a very beautiful woman. I know men toast her and she tells me. But she can be mad to tell me she has gone to 4ck a ddik, she won't try it. Even immediately after the marriage, when her ex was always calling and asking after her, she would tell and how she told him to stop calling her and the guy will say they should just remain friends. She told the guy that the only male friend she has is her husband and whosoever her husband approves to be her friend, hence, he should be her husband friend before becoming her friend. The poor guy would not stop calling. I remember he called on a Saturday, I was at home. My wife just said, my husband is here now, just tell him you want to be a secret friend of his wife. That was the last time the guy disturbed her, to the best of my knowledge. So, your wife appears to be willing, the ex is willing and you are not in charge of the marriage. Too bad Bro. Honestly, too bad.

baZOOKer:
aw are u babi

NwaObinkita:

RIP to the injured.

baZOOKer:
Wa##a derail tis crap


refiner

NwaObinkita:

So Korede thinks he is smarter than Betty Irabor.

He is a stupid fôol

vanida6:
Wife is beautiful but her husby is ugly

missnawty:
I hope u slept well sha. It's just past 7am. Goodmrng

Ribajae:
d day this happenz in naija... i go chop grass.

seun sef d way oau management go dey look am ehhn, im sef no go try near there convocation

missnawty:
Same way wizkid dropped out and now he isn't regretting it., who book Epp? Who skul Epp? Nah kudi all of us Dey fine.. So far u can speak small English and count money.. If not Bcus of my parent eh.. This my law skul will be on hold till further notice

crazyABO:
If this baby that's not up to a year is doing throw back wah should I call my own pix when I was a baby Throw away pix?