Splinz:


She shouldn't have just thrown the passbook, she should have added a resounding slap! Shey you no know sey to withdraw that kind money for counter na crime?

FreeSpirited:
I just dey laugh for here cos she really suffer you..,Meanwhile, if na me, I swear to God ,I will mess her up, also in a loud voice...I swear. Cos...She never fed me, and I never asked her to borrow me 1k. I will so mess her up that I won't mind it becomes a brawl. I can't just take a too-know person, especially a lady messing me up anyhow, not even in a public place....Even if na 100 naira remain for my account, I will make her know with confidence that I wasn't there to beg....its my money for Gods sake and I deserve some respect as a customer.....e pain me say no be me, I swear she go regret her day...na dat kine fight I dey sabi fight with no inhibition. I swear she go apologise....nonsense!

redbeans:
I don't use B.9, so i don't know how to go about it. Team M.B

redbeans:
"sir, go back and rewrite the slip. You can only withdraw 900 naira. 100 naira will be deducted for across-the-counter withdrawal. And please get an ATM card as we attend to 100,000 and above only."

Body weak me on hearing the news. How I wan take see a whole 1050 naira for their 'small rubber card.' I would have left the money in annoyance if hunger had left too in angerthat afternoon.
I went ahead to refill and collect my money.

I could hear some slay queens on the queue discussing my fine boy but broke status.
Chei! Two ladies take me shine because of money. I left the bank with staring eyes as my orderly. A part of me wanted to be sad, but on the other hand I was euphoric that 3 days food was sure.
I marched to mama Idowu 'to swallow.'

No doubt, when the bankers need comic relief, they will play back the tape from the CCTV camera. I made up my mind to use their Ekpan branch next time.

THE END

SmartPunter:
This kind of Op news relate with my about 9yrs ago i was broke as well i had N800 left in my account so since i cnt withdraw it via Atm and cashier can not pay as well i had to make a deposit of N200 over the counter after some minutes i recieved alert then i went ahead to make withdraw via Atm.....

Chidonc:

na so one stupid cashier talk to one guy any how inside Fidelity bank ooo, my brother e take d intervention of DSS, SS, Nigeria police, army and even mai-gadi to hold that guy, the kind beating wey him wan take arrange her, even d manage dash am coke.

redbeans:
"sir, go back and rewrite the slip. You can only withdraw 900 naira. 100 naira will be deducted for across-the-counter withdrawal. And please get an ATM card as we attend to 100,000 and above only."

Body weak me on hearing the directive. How I wan take see a whole 1050 naira for their 'small rubber card.' The soothing news was that the 1k had finally entered. I would have left the money in annoyance if hunger had left too in anger that afternoon.
I went ahead to refill and collect my money.

I could hear some slay queens on the queue discussing my fine boy but broke status.
Chei! Two ladies take me shine because of money. I left the bank with people's staring eyes as my orderly. A part of me wanted to be sad, but on the other hand I was euphoric that 3 days food was sure.
I marched to mama Idowu 'to swallow.'

No doubt, when the bankers need comic relief, they will play back the tape from the CCTV camera. I made up my mind to use their Ekpan branch next time.

THE END

KissChrixx:
Oga Redbeans :

redbeans:
Well... I happen to be mr.nice guy outside as i'm an introvert. A church member of mine in the same society was in the line as well. So... I had to keep my cool.

FreeSpirited:
Nice one....it doesn't take much to know your right....if you know your right no one can take you for a ride. Respect should be reciprocal.

redbeans:
Friday 26th May (3 days ago), is a day I will not forget in a hurry . I transferred the only 1k in my betting account into my first bank account(the day before friday) in order to support my stomach. So I set out, dressed corporately, based on the demands of my profession. I planned to quickly make the withdrawal and return to my duty post.

I sneaked through hidden roads from Estate down into Giwa-mu through God's Grace Ministry [where the bishop of the whole world is] till I got to First Bank Airport Road branch. This I did in order not be caught trekking on the road by my students.

TsaTrinity:
Lol......best thing I've read all day. It's not a new thing tho......but op, it's a sign your millions is on the way. It's close by and when you get it, go back to that bank, ask for these ladies to withdraw a huge amount for you, remind them of what transpired btw you guys and bless them with some thousands......daz how you heal their wounded hrt

redbeans:
"sir, go back and rewrite the slip. You can only withdraw 900 naira. 100 naira will be deducted for across-the-counter withdrawal. And please get an ATM card as we attend to 100,000 and above only."

Body weak me on hearing the directive. How I wan take see a whole 1050 naira for their 'small rubber card.' The soothing news was that the 1k had finally entered. I would have left the money in annoyance if hunger had left too in anger that afternoon.
I went ahead to refill and collect my money.

I could hear some slay queens on the queue discussing my fine boy but broke status.
Chei! Two ladies take me shine because of money. I left the bank with people's staring eyes as my orderly. A part of me wanted to be sad, but on the other hand I was euphoric that 3 days food was sure.
I marched to mama Idowu 'to swallow.'

No doubt, when the bankers need comic relief, they will play back the tape from the CCTV camera. I made up my mind to use their Ekpan branch next time.

THE END

ambrosini593:

ekpan? no wonder, warriors boy

Splinz:


She shouldn't have just thrown the passbook, she should have added a resounding slap! Shey you no know sey to withdraw that kind money for counter na crime?

lefulefu:

ehn see as the money carry ukwu sef
redbeans come see owo
mylestone
CR7jnr
una dey miss tory oo

lefulefu:

ehn see as the money carry ukwu sef
red.beans come see owo

refiner:
@redbeans...ayam from imo state oo...how will u pay my bride price...eeh?

Splinz:


She shouldn't have just thrown the passbook, she should have added a resounding slap! Shey you no know sey to withdraw that kind money for counter na crime?

oliidell:
Nice narrative. 9h for 3 days? Dude, u are MC Hammer broke.

redbeans:
any way is a way o brodaly

redbeans:
"sir, go back and rewrite the slip. You can only withdraw 900 naira. 100 naira will be deducted for across-the-counter withdrawal. And please get an ATM card as we attend to 100,000 and above only."

Body weak me on hearing the directive. How I wan take see a whole 1050 naira for their 'small rubber card.' The soothing news was that the 1k had finally entered. I would have left the money in annoyance if hunger had left too in anger that afternoon.
I went ahead to refill and collect my money.

I could hear some slay queens on the queue discussing my fine boy but broke status.
Chei! Two ladies take me shine because of money. I left the bank with people's staring eyes as my orderly. A part of me wanted to be sad, but on the other hand I was euphoric that 3 days food was sure.
I marched to mama Idowu 'to swallow.'

No doubt, when the bankers need comic relief, they will play back the tape from the CCTV camera. I made up my mind to use their Ekpan branch next time.

THE END

redbeans:
bae, remember d response of abraham when Isaac asked for the lamb of the offering....

Cadillac15:


Did this really happen or is it for comic relief?