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spade:
https://www.nairaland.com/1302478/big-brother-africa-chase-official/2066

My boy, at this point, you need to stop deluding yourself.
Check that link up there and scroll down to the end.
Everybody here, from Ochon to Njokusboy, witnessed that night of shame where you were fighting like a hormonal woman over a girl until the moderators came in to hide them; so why you dey decieve yourself like this?

At first, I thought you were joking with this, but now it has become crystal clear you're bent on disgracing yourself this night with your barely intelligible bellows; but let me ask you a few questions on issues your very narrow mind might find difficult to comprehend:

1. Are you aware I'm in a real-life relationship? I mean, a real-life, committed relationship that is currently 4 years old? The reason I ask you this question is because your "5000 Naira Credit" and "phonecall" ramblings already gave you away as a guy who clearly takes everything he reads on Nairaland too seriously.
You might not know this, but a lot of us posters in here actually have lives outside Nairaland. You might consider getting one yourself bro, since you clearly don't know what that is.

2. Are you also aware even the StateOfMind you talk about is in a relationship herself? You see, while you spend days on end in here goofing around, some of us actually have stuff to occupy ourselves... I hope you know what I mean?

And Most importantly...

3. Are you aware the eCard you so talk about was actually made at her request? Would you like to ask her yourself?

Yeah boy... You just made a fool of yourself once again

ARE YOU FORKING KIDDING ME? It was Agbgift and GHPatriot that were fighting not me and Sexily deprived my guy, you have failed terribly. Like whatever CIA reputation shiit you had going for yourself, you have completely forked it up. Honestly, at this point...I think an apology is required because you keep falsifying shiiit upon shiit jus to make people believe your point. Nah fr I no go engage you again. And you're talking as if your the only one wey dey relationship. Ma nigga, jus cuz I choose not to flaunt it on here does not mean I do not have a girl so please take that step back. As for the rest of the things wey u type so, I nor even read am. Matter don end for me.

thandii1:
As much as I'd have loved to keep mute over this whole issue, I'd like to clarify some things; spade was NEVER on my trail. We are just very good e-buddies. We both have committed relationships we respect so much. He reached out to me after I deactivated my account and we got talking via emails for months. Few days to my birthday, he asked me what I would appreciate as a birthday gift. I know how gifted he is artistically and I had seen a few of his artworks before then , so I simply told him I wouldn't mind an e-card. And I got one. The beautifully designed card is still in my gallery till date. So there goes your answer.

Let no one get It twisted please.

reincarnated and spade, you both are my good friends, and even the snitch ochon wey run from his battles,lol. can we move on please. Enough of this back and forth cos apparently, you both are taking it too personally. Its never that serious.

Aww eyah. Lol. You know i never take these things personally na, I jus like to clarify false statements made against me.. Oya Spade, e don do.

ToyinDipo:
StateOfMind, Spade and Reinc raised an issue here and I want an honest clarification here.

Which of the two will you appreciate more, or let me rephrase it, will count more, as a gift on your B'day from a guy who is on your trail. An 'Ecard' or recharge card

PS: I know 5k is on the far side though.

Lol Mr Man.. na tease I jus dey tease Spade oh + that recharge card was a joke. Ecard is a nice gesture...

spade:
Bro, for the sake of what's left of your credibility, you need to stop digging that hole, especially now that you're currently in it. You know why?
Because:

1. You have no clue what the eCard looked like, or the contents in it; so for you to sit and just say it involved "no effort" is clear to anyone you're speaking out of your asss and pulling out lines just for the heck of it. So it is difficult to even take you seriously.

2. You are the same loser who, even after spending his sleep time on Nairaland either chasing after ItsModella or Lekpalicious, still cannot point to one thing he achieved. Where is ItsModella or Lekpalicious today? Do you have their contacts? No
Do they have yours? Nope.
Can you find them today? No sir
After everything, it's back to square one. Still the same Nairaland hustle, still the same babe stalking... And still nothing to show for it.
You can 'reincarnate' a thousand times, bro, but your reputation stays dead.




Check again, boy: Psychedelia
The sections there are: Sports, TV/Movies and Celebrities
Oops. Any more redundant lines you'd like to throw to hide your shame?



With pleasure... Stand by

Spending my sleep time (another statement that is not verfiable...if you're smart, you will know there is something called time difference.. I've never wasted my so called sleep time on nairaland except maybe during the finale i said make i vote Melvin and Bev small...even at that, I dont think I ever wasted sleep time).. Furthermore, if you think that I was actually looking to get anywhere with those two chics then clearly, you are denser than I thought. More than once, I stated that whatever I do on nl should not be taken seriously as I have no intention whatsoever, other than to joke around. Sheeit, even after I successfully broke Lekpa's shell (ochon remember that day na loool), you think if I was even remotely serious about it, I'd have openly flirted and done all the stuff that i did...right in front of her. Ask those 2 wherever they are now if I EVER requested for their numbers. Just stop before you fork urself over further...

Secondly

psychedelia:
WHY THE FHUCK IS "ROMANCE" STILL RANKED AS NUMBER 2 ON MY GODDAMNED PROFILE?!! WHAT SORT OF BULLLSHIT IS THIS?!!

Did you or did you not state this more than once? Not too long ago, Romance was listed on your account as one of your most visited sections and unlike you, I dont just spew shiiit without actually having some facts to back up my statement. Isnt it so funny how shiit is you claim that i'm one of those low life niggaz that will end up gallivanting round romance section looking for chics, whereas, just looking at our accounts proves otherwise. Who's the loser afterall.

I'm still waiting for you to bring up evidence to that forked up claim of me trading insults with a nigga over some chic.

Njokusboy, see your life. I told you that I did not argue with that guy over Lekpa and I have proof. So wetin spade aka psychedelia aka fake arss cia wey no sabi say despite the fact wey him dey keep "tabs on anyone he's had a convo with", I also know about most conversations i've ever been involved with. Ladies and Gentlemen... I present to you the so called altercation I had with a guy over Lekpalicious
https://www.nairaland.com/1302478/big-brother-africa-chase-official from page 2062-2066. I even thought maybe i actually had a heated argument with the nigga when I was talking to Lekpa but it seems the only person I came for that night was Lekpalicious her damn self soo Spade, you sure say na my reputation wey don diminish abi na yours?

RoyalPearl:
The way some people kill themselves over Bba . Some people need to chill. It's just a game besides big brother already knows the winner. It's not worth getting Hbp over it.

Shout out to dominique, SOM, dannyxy, ochon, lekpalicious, recairnated, forkaddict, njokusboy, theamaka, spade, LabellaMafiaZa, Ghkwme1 and every1 else I did not mention. Keep the updates coming .

This year big brother is so boring. It just seems to be getting worse every year!

You have still not learnt how to spell my name well. Lol.

Forkadict, u nor wan show face again?

njokusboy:
Reincarnated, did I tell you dis dude works for the CIA, no try am oh...
Dem no dey use torchlight catch monkey

Shutup. Make him go find am first.. And i'd soon be logging off cuz i get something wey i gatz attend to so if una nor see me online for a few minutes, dont think i ran away ohhh

spade:
Dude... Let me let you in on a little secret I don't normally tell people here... .. ... I've got tabs on every fhucking Nairaland poster I've held a conversation with.
So, if you're going to sit there and lie one last time, you might just end up regretting it. Trust me

All dis one wey u dey yarn soo show me the page and if indeed i ever fought that guy over lekpalicious, then i'd admit my mistake

ToyinDipo:
kikikiki I don die . But I thought the match was to be Ochon + Reinc vs Spade.

U dey mind that stupiid ochon

spade:
Sorry boy, but if your understanding of "Effort" is lazily throwing money like "5000 Naira Credit", then it's easy to see why guys with your mediocre sense of experience end up as the biggest cuckold victims who ultimately retire to the Romance Section to cry and complain about their woes.
Effort, to my understanding, is actually taking out your time to craft something for that one person. You know why? I'm a skilled artist - both in static graphics art and animation, and deciding to make something out of the ordinary, to me, is of more value.

But of course I don't expect someone like you to understand that, since your grasp on relationships begins and ends with stalking and pestering a girl on Nairaland, while fighting another guy because you're that insecure.



Oh come on, bro. I know you didn't see that one coming, but please don't lie.
Every poster saw it that day; and if you'd like me to dig them up again, I'm game. Just say the word

Exactly, you applied no effort of any sort. One will think that since this nigga is a designer, he would have actually used a little bit of initiative, con couple am with some kain innovation, to do something extraordinary for a girl he wrote all that essay for but noooo, na Ecard sure pass for you.. That is NOT effort; That is lazy. And last time I checked, the person that had the romance section stuck on their account was you...so this whole biggest cuckold insult wey u dey trow my way, u sure say person no fit apply am to you?


And yes... Go and find the page where I ever traded insults with Sexilydeprived over Lekpalicious

(whispers...chai.. I hope say i no do am sha cuz me i nor fit remember )

ochon:
I can see Spade rummaging through Reinc's post to find a "haymaker" to knock out Reincarnated.

walahi

njokusboy:
E be like you get amnesia

Sharrap dia. Go and find the page where i ever traded insults with that little boy over Lekpa.. If anything, when both of them were deceiving me, I even gave my blessings .

No but seriously, I have exchanged words with that guy but it was not because of lekpalicious.

ochon:
LOL.. How sure are you? Both monikers have denied it. So since you ain't absolutely sure, it's best you fashi am. She said she'll reveal later, so just wait till the revelation.

So killabeauti aka cestmoi1.. Thats how u will leave me out in these streets... Okay na.. I will fashi till that your confession.

Ahn na so that Spade's post wan reach 10 likes soo. Abeg abeg... I did not.. I repeat, I did not fight Sexilydeprived over Lekpalicious.. Me? mo da run...

killabeauti:
give up already

What will it profit you to lie tho?

ochon:
You just dey enter everybody this night.. If Spade come for your àss, na armageddon o.

And cestmoi1 said she ain't killabeauti.. No dey rope them together.

Walahi, ochon if cestmoi1 is not killabeauti ehn.

spade:
Chai
My guy, you dull no be small.
Only a mumu sends credit to a person on their birthday as the "gift".
Do you comodify your message?
What matters when sending a wish is the message involved; but how I for expect you to understand kwanu?
No be you be the same person wey rubbish your own reputation for that BBA The Chase thread when you were trading insults with SexilyEndowed over a girl (Lekpalicious)?
As in, grown man like you with grey pubicc hair dey fight for forum over a girl!
Your reputation has long died, bro.

My guy, you be real learner, abeg

Mr man, what matters the most in the business of handing gifts, is the Effort. The bigger the effort, the better. But i dont expect someone with your rudimentary mentality to understand na. If to say u even use small initiative to call her, i fit go understand. But na ECARD.. Ecard wey 5 year old fit design na him u dey use as achievement.

And in your own words, cherekwa just for a moment... ME? REINCARNATED? FIGHT sexily deprived over Lekpa? Ahh my guy why u dey tell such lies na..

GIYAZZ:
Lol, if I see you, na star see you o! You no know??

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I no dey do oshofree tinz on top my face. When u become that star, come ask me again

ochon:
LMAO!! *dies from rib exploding* kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

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Killabeauti aka cestmoi1.. how fa na

spade:
Wait. I don't get it.
You mean you don't send people Birthday cards?
Na "ammunition" you call that one?
LOOOL! Oya now. In short, make you and Reincarnated come forward with the "ammunition"

I go teach una the true meaning of "Ownage".

Mr man, thats not the point.

spade:
I'm handing my laptop over to a shoe-shiner in my street, and trekking with a bottle of palmwine, from Calabar to Gombe, Ibadan, Abeokuta, or wherever she's hiding, and I go carry am, kicking and screaming, to my house. Na by-force wedding things. I mean it.

upon all d mouth wey u dey make that day "AD WHAT?... ADMIREE-ZONE... AD-MAYA-REE ZONE" Na Ecard...not even phone call, 5000 naira credit or even an actual birthday card wey u fit deliver to her area... Na ECARD sure pass for you . What a foolish peasant

forkadict:
Yes o. Where you been dey?

I dey here now. u fit show one more time?

GIYAZZ:
Show me your own picture

Wetin i go gain from that?

spade:
Where is my brother Reincarnated?

E get question wey I wan ask you; and if you're able to correctly guess the answer, then you're a genius

Lol wetin happen

Lilian will be back for All Stars 2. This season was jus not her time to shine

v24m:
Ochon you no serious......abeg face ya work ohhh .

Leave me and Lexy alone.

Lexy? Torhh.

alexumeho:
ARE. YOU MADT

Bros, to think say I jus ask the same tin about you now now

ochon:
Babe?


Seems like we have our first NL BBA the Cryshots couple.

Reincarnated, what should we call Alexumeho and V24m?

AlexV or AlexV24?

The guy is even following her only.. IS HE MAD

Cestmoi1:
@Reincarnated.....I'm not killabeauti.Lol

Hmmm

Ksslib:
I remember yours too. But not the face cos yours was a full pic.

No be AndreRush wey carry guitar pose abi i dey confuse am?

ochon:
THEAMAKA covered her face. I saw nada.

I've not even seen the one where she covered her face. Psychedelia is jus a fuking fa.g.. I've been begging this guy to send me the link to her fb page since alongside some ecard designs make i use toast the babe small but the mumu no gree.

waxdude:
:oSexytabh....where hv u been..,miss u too , mehnnn dis yr bba get as e be shaaa...

I'm not even following it at all at all

Tabh:
Hi bba addicts,it's been a while peeps.
Ochon,Kslib,dannyxy,waxdude,reincarnated,dre11,njokusboy,wildchild and ermm who again?

The ladies,c'estmoi,dominique,stateofmind,iyawotm,..
I miss y'all.

Madam u dey alrite so? Why is anwuta's name before my name?

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Hope you've been good tho?