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Romance / Itel 1407 For Sale by Rejoiceavl(f): 12:22pm On Jul 20, 2017
No scratch,no breaks, 2months use and no hidden problems.. 14k contact me 09065042321

Education / Re: See My Jamb Result (screenshot) by Rejoiceavl(f): 5:55pm On May 17, 2017
holuwajobar:
Am really happy coz i scored 292 last year and i wasnt admitted....buh nw am more better dan last year....304 no be bean....
All Glory to God



Is it d Monday exams?
Education / Jamb Update by Rejoiceavl(f): 11:04am On May 17, 2017
Any update? Has anyone seen his or her jamb result from Monday exams?


Pls share ur stories
Nairaland / General / Re: Python Burnt In College Of Education Zuba, Abuja (Photo) by Rejoiceavl(f): 12:58pm On May 05, 2017
and this Python is always watching Mr.Bulus insult and bark at students in the office
Religion / Re: 5 Most Dangerous Consequences Of Disobeying GOD'S Word by Rejoiceavl(f): 4:45pm On Jul 24, 2016
Afrokan:

Merciful and Slow to anger? I dont think the innocent first born sons of the Egyptians would agree with you or the countless of people murdered on the orders of your god.
Your God is dead and powerless.

after reading all ur comments..all I can say is...Tank u lord Jesus 4 counting me wordy of knowing u..u r d best thing dat happened to me..I love u love u to enternity...Have mercy lord
Romance / If U R Under 20 And U Have A Galfrnd Or Boyfrnd. by Rejoiceavl(f): 3:18pm On Jun 17, 2016
if u r under 20 and u have a boy frnd or girlfriend, all I have 4 u is sorry. ..sorry because u r a senseless child dat doesn't know where to place priorities. .ur soposed to face ur studies or learn a trade..I am Rejoice murray bruke ...and I just wanna make common sense
Romance / Re: Sorry But It's Urgent!!! by Rejoiceavl(f): 3:28pm On May 17, 2016
firstking01:
Ain't got such time, if you cant grasp a simple sentence then forgerit.
Ok
Romance / Re: Sorry But It's Urgent!!! by Rejoiceavl(f): 2:11pm On May 17, 2016
firstking01:
So, does it mean that all your friends in abuja cnt afford 8k or in the whole of abuja nobody can afford ordinary 8k or somethingundecided?...sorry, but i smell a rat here.

I don't quite understand what you mean, pls elaborate
Romance / Re: Sorry But It's Urgent!!! by Rejoiceavl(f): 2:10pm On May 17, 2016
youngberry001:
Y3 8k........ok lemme see d picx of d phone if it clean i will buy for my son

OK, pls add me on WhatsApp, tanks and it's clean
Romance / Re: Sorry But It's Urgent!!! by Rejoiceavl(f): 12:59pm On May 17, 2016
Pls y can't y'all b serious 4 once in ur lives?? I only said those dat r interested
Romance / Re: Sorry But It's Urgent!!! by Rejoiceavl(f): 12:57pm On May 17, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
undecided 8k?? I'd rather buy 20 nokia torch phones.. If you like, no reduce the price of that piece junk..
If I need bashing I ll call u, but 4now pls just go.. Tanks
Romance / Sorry But It's Urgent!!! by Rejoiceavl(f): 12:15pm On May 17, 2016
Pls I want to Sale my techno y3, I have never repaired it since I bought it and d receipt is here, follow come b3 and charger... It's in good working condition, in Abuja, WhatsApp if interested, 07039875351.. Pls don't add if u not interested in the phone, price is 8k
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Hurry, Techno Y3 4sale Very Cheap by Rejoiceavl(f): 12:05pm On May 17, 2016
I 4got to add dat I'm in Abuja
Phone/Internet Market / Hurry, Techno Y3 4sale Very Cheap by Rejoiceavl(f): 11:55am On May 17, 2016
I want to Sale my techno y3, it's in very good condition, I have never repaired it since I bought it,last year, d receipt is here, d Park, 4low com charger and b3,d price is 8k. Comment if u r interested
Romance / Re: Guys, Which Of These Ladies Will You Prefer To Go On A Date With This Weekend? by Rejoiceavl(f): 11:27am On May 17, 2016
tommychow:


That's why I used celebrities as example because regular people have to settle for what they see and can get. Those your friends saying bbw are the best, let a fit, curvy, busty babe with big booty pass by. Tell me if they'll say "I don't like this body type" may thunder fire them. Don't let these guys deceive you o, they just want to feel unique.

Good day, ma.

What exactly is ur point?? Donce
Romance / Re: Guys, Which Of These Ladies Will You Prefer To Go On A Date With This Weekend? by Rejoiceavl(f): 11:23am On May 17, 2016
HomesOfLife:


It's not necessarily a turn off. Such ladies are for real black men. grin

I love you 4 this
Romance / Re: Another Picture Story Of How A One Night Stand Put Me For Wahala by Rejoiceavl(f): 1:22pm On May 15, 2016
andysnoopy:
36. Then he said " No you can't talk abi?? You know what, I won't shoot you but I will give you a mark you will never forget so when you seen any body's wife you will run" He brought out a liquid that's tied in a plastic back and was like " you know what's this? I said "No". Then he said " This is called Acid!! it will teach you never to go near anyone's wife again..."

I've never been so scared in my life.. I started crying, pleading shouting "Oga abeg!! I no know sasay she don marry, she tell me say she dey live with her papa, I no even put prick self na only Tootoo I suck.. abeg forgive me, e no go happen again na devil abeg" like...

Rotf, op u are so funny, hilarious
Romance / Re: What Kind Of Mother Ignores Her Daughter For Months? by Rejoiceavl(f): 10:39am On May 03, 2016
mamagee3:

Nothing.

We don't even communicate so it's very hard for us to get into an argument.
Hmm, I know of a mother like urs, but she does dat wen she has a little quarell with the daughter, evn now, DE r not speaking... But u said u dint offend her, my advice is dat u start making enquiries if she's really ur mum.. It's d only logical tin 4now,
Romance / Re: What Kind Of Mother Ignores Her Daughter For Months? by Rejoiceavl(f): 6:37pm On May 02, 2016
mamagee3:
What kind of mother ignores her daughter for months. She lives with her daughter and there is no form of communication.

What do you think?
But wait,... Wat did you really do to her? Be honest, did u fight with her, oppose her or disappointed her on some matter
Romance / If Today Is Ur Birthday by Rejoiceavl(f): 3:32pm On May 01, 2016
Happy birthday to all and everyone whose birthday is 2day.. I wish you guys da best of life, enjoy and pls remember to keep my cake!! I just felt like it.

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Romance / Re: I Know I Am Cute,please Stop Sending Me Pms! (message To Nairaland Girls) by Rejoiceavl(f): 4:13pm On Apr 27, 2016
hungrynigerian:
everybody commenting on this thread are as useless as the OP, this is exactly what he wanted to happen. to get undue attention. he is probably refreshing his nairaland every 10 seconds laughing at all the comments.
Yea?? And u too cos u commented
Romance / Re: I Know I Am Cute,please Stop Sending Me Pms! (message To Nairaland Girls) by Rejoiceavl(f): 1:15pm On Apr 26, 2016
marshborn:
I can't stay a day without receiving at least 15 personal messages from chics here on nairaland!! Wetin sef.
Here is photo evidence to ascertain my claim. angry angry
U couldn't pass ordinary waec, u living with ur uncle, and claiming d house is urs, wata shame dat at Dis age u stl fooling around, bloody homosexual
Romance / Re: I Know I Am Cute,please Stop Sending Me Pms! (message To Nairaland Girls) by Rejoiceavl(f): 12:53pm On Apr 26, 2016
anonym0us:
Marshall na your uncle house you dey claim as your own? You dey struggle to pass waec since 2008 you finish school..i go show this thread to your cousin....

hahaha guy u don fall hands Dem go laugh you
LOL, u funny sha, but na tru? Kai, dis guy fall hand... Ordinary waec fa...
Romance / Re: I Know I Am Cute,please Stop Sending Me Pms! (message To Nairaland Girls) by Rejoiceavl(f): 12:47pm On Apr 26, 2016
marshborn:
I can't stay a day without receiving at least 15 personal messages from chics here on nairaland!! Wetin sef.
Here is photo evidence to ascertain my claim. angry angry
Those girls sending you pms are cheap girls/ugly girls, no beautiful girl will do dat, cos DE r so busy with the handsome guys flocking around em. U r a man, u not soposd to do dis, nomata wat.
Religion / Re: How To Pray And Receive Answers. by Rejoiceavl(f): 7:15pm On Apr 25, 2016
exceptionalhim:
My God hears and answers prayers regardless of your opinion.
Hello
Crime / Re: Zambian Woman Burns Her Husband & Sister For Having Sex. Graphic Pics by Rejoiceavl(f): 6:42pm On Apr 24, 2016
Very good, pls show me the woman that did this, I want to give her a handshake
Romance / Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by Rejoiceavl(f): 6:25pm On Apr 24, 2016
AfroKnight:

Your dimple.... Cute. I think I have a soft spot for cute chubby girls.
Aww... Thank you.
Romance / Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by Rejoiceavl(f): 6:15pm On Apr 24, 2016
Eminentsaint:
Your beauty lies within your imagination coupled with your choice of words and the manner in which you used them which means you are not beautiful, just a noise maker.
OK o
Romance / Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by Rejoiceavl(f): 6:14pm On Apr 24, 2016
juhan:
alright. Who are you supporting?
I don't know any of contestants so I m not supporting any1
Romance / Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by Rejoiceavl(f): 3:22pm On Apr 24, 2016
layla129:

Thanks hunnae...they are contacts though wink
Wow, OK that's grt!!
Romance / Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by Rejoiceavl(f): 3:21pm On Apr 24, 2016
juhan:
you are pretty. Dont mind those haters. Are you contesting for miss NL?


Btw Happy sunday.
No I'm not, I was just joking
Happy Sunday too

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