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Romance / Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by Rejoiceavl(f): 6:40pm On Apr 23, 2016
4d records, I don't edit my pics or change my face to look beautiful, I see some gals wanna say what?? Pls pls pls, u wanna see more?? And I V developed thick skin 4 bashing, so bash on.. Did I mention I'm curvy too? *sighs* typical Nigerian woman.

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Romance / Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by Rejoiceavl(f): 6:27pm On Apr 23, 2016
Angelberry:
You are so pretty grin
Thanks
Romance / Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by Rejoiceavl(f): 6:15pm On Apr 23, 2016
MrCork:




....I tink u the most beauuurifull girl on mars....not earth!(no ofeense) angry
Mr cork, mind urself now?!!
Romance / Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by Rejoiceavl(f): 6:13pm On Apr 23, 2016
dmola:
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sorry I had to do D's BT I noticed ur profile look n I kinda appreciate d chubby thou hope u dnt mind if I get to know u?
Well I don't mind, but I'm shy, wat, with all these prying eyes
Romance / Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by Rejoiceavl(f): 5:55pm On Apr 23, 2016
gamaliel121:


U look good...I love fat chicks...

Let's relate..how far?
I'm fine
Romance / Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by Rejoiceavl(f): 5:54pm On Apr 23, 2016
dmola:


hey
Well hi
Romance / Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by Rejoiceavl(f): 5:52pm On Apr 23, 2016
possibilita:
damn!!! Way ma vaseline
Don't.. Not cool
Romance / Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by Rejoiceavl(f): 5:50pm On Apr 23, 2016
UyiIredia:
@ rejoiceavl: You're pretty okay. But you're not the most pretty girl on NL. There are actually babes finer than you.
OK, ur opinion
Romance / Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by Rejoiceavl(f): 5:49pm On Apr 23, 2016
chaberry:

Pretty, you don't have to throw shade at me, at least i earlier praise your Beauty

OK OK isok
Romance / Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by Rejoiceavl(f): 5:42pm On Apr 23, 2016
EroticAngelina:


funny. shouldn't I be the one calling u madam

and pls buy a belt, stop using wire to tie ur stomach, it makes u look fatter than u already are. no offense smiley
Hmm, hard one... Angela right?? Giggles.. Wata name!!

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Romance / Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by Rejoiceavl(f): 5:40pm On Apr 23, 2016
chaberry:

She is fooling around, i guess but I'm pretty sure she wouldn't have make such an expensive joke if she has taken a glance at your own picture

Hmm i see... Typical Bush guy

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Romance / Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by Rejoiceavl(f): 5:39pm On Apr 23, 2016
211Observer:
The thing looks like okun apo, the one normal used to tie coacoa sack. go buy tommy strimmer na

**in Don jazzy s voice * jealousy jealousy ehen..
Romance / Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by Rejoiceavl(f): 5:37pm On Apr 23, 2016
gamaliel121:


U look good...I love fat chicks...

Let's relate..how far?
I m fine, oo
Romance / Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by Rejoiceavl(f): 5:33pm On Apr 23, 2016
Maxi112:
babe na rope u carry tie ur belle? abeg where this kind people from dey come out..



same op that said "matured guys r scars on Nl" while she is the one lacking the maturity... shm

Well I decided to join in d playground na
Romance / Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by Rejoiceavl(f): 5:31pm On Apr 23, 2016
EroticAngelina:
lmao!!! you are far from that.
honestly, I was expecting to be wowed.. buh for u to claim 'most beautiful' in a forum filled with ladies dat are 1000x more beautiful than u.. hmmm.

ladies, especially newbies, pls don't embarrass yourselves biko. make them no use mouth finish Una. grin


*following* cool its been long since I saw good bashing grin

Madam pack well

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Romance / I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by Rejoiceavl(f): 4:52pm On Apr 23, 2016
Yes, I said so, and I expect everyone who has eyes to agree with me, my point is.. I should be declared miss nairaland without any competition, so my sweet lala just pm me to give me my price.. For anyone that thinks I'm fat, I'm still the most beautiful right,

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Family / Re: How Can I Handle An Intruding Mother? by Rejoiceavl(f): 12:04pm On Apr 23, 2016
joychioma19:
my dear, her own tigress attitude is overpowering.

see how u are addressing ur own mother, u r a bad child,ur a disgrace, I reject this kind of daughter in Jesus name, amen
Romance / Re: UREGENT: Romance Email Issue.. by Rejoiceavl(f): 4:43pm On Apr 22, 2016
MrCork:




....anyways sinse u ask..did I mention I drive £28,000(cash) range Rover sport.....ask nicely if u want me! wink
(Shouting on top of my voice).. I don't like you!!!!
Romance / Re: UREGENT: Romance Email Issue.. by Rejoiceavl(f): 3:32pm On Apr 22, 2016
MrCork:




^^^^OOOOOOOOOOO GOD...why issssssit time everytime u open a nice tread....Ghana women like Rejoiceavl come outter nowhere like Antelope & try to derail yor great thread??. thank God we dont have her type her in london! (((wota SHAME))) undecided

Truly ur name fits u, Mr cork, dats wat u r, a pissing cork!!
Romance / Trouble!!!! by Rejoiceavl(f): 2:59pm On Apr 22, 2016
She is a married woman, she slept with her ex, and now she is pregnant, she's in a dilemma, either to keep the baby or not, or to lay it on her husband, Nb... It's her 1st baby, but wait, it's not me oo cos I don't want u guys evil mouth
Romance / Re: UREGENT: Romance Email Issue.. by Rejoiceavl(f): 2:44pm On Apr 22, 2016
MrCork:


ROMANCE SECTION EMAIL ISSUE...
How do I read emails from nairaland chicks? I have about 500 mails from different chicks & I have not clue how to open/read them. I get the message below..As I playa, I have to reply chicks..

Plis advise! smiley

CC M.O.D


Hello mrcork,

SexxiBeverly would like to send you an email message, but since you're not connected, you'll need to contact refiner by replying this email.

Regards,
Nairaland Team,
For: https://www.nairaland.com/SexxiBeverly






I can only say...... Receive sense!!
Romance / Re: Alarming Rate Of Masturbation In Teenagers Alarming!! by Rejoiceavl(f): 3:14pm On Apr 17, 2016
Daniel2289:
Masturbation is a tin of d spirit, nd needs to b handled spiritually. U can't just use ur mouth to say am stopping it without handling it spiritually. Else u c urself swimming inside it again.

Yes u r right, dats y I said ask God 4 his grace
Romance / Re: Alarming Rate Of Masturbation In Teenagers Alarming!! by Rejoiceavl(f): 3:13pm On Apr 17, 2016
Weblow:
Abeg o. May God hav mercy on my joke
Amen o
Romance / Re: Alarming Rate Of Masturbation In Teenagers Alarming!! by Rejoiceavl(f): 3:11pm On Apr 17, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:

B4 God and man say d truth. How do you handle d desire to collect money from a rich guy that's interested in you but is not born again?

Because as u're a girl now, u think mens body is like urs too. Don't let religion keep u ignorant oh so u can know how to be a mother to son when he gets to puberty.

I don't quite understand what you mean, elaborate
Romance / Re: Lose Weight Naturally Within 9 Days Without Any Side Effect. by Rejoiceavl(f): 1:19pm On Apr 17, 2016
oluseundele:
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Your fitness and wellness is our concern.

Pls how much is it
Romance / Re: Alarming Rate Of Masturbation In Teenagers Alarming!! by Rejoiceavl(f): 12:49pm On Apr 17, 2016
Weblow:
Masturbating *2infinity
Hmm, may God have mercy on you
Romance / Alarming Rate Of Masturbation In Teenagers Alarming!! by Rejoiceavl(f): 11:02am On Apr 17, 2016
So I read many comments on nairaland of how guys and even girls masturbate, as if it's now their food, I also noticed how teenagers still living with Their parents, come online to proudly say how they masturbate and finish a vaselin in 3or 4days,but don't u all know that masturbation is of d devil and God doesn't approve it? That's y he created us man and woman, why do u block ur hearts to God's Word?? Secondly, it's not good 4ur health especially boys, when you get so used to it, u may find it hard to sleep with a woman cos u may not evn have an election due to self servicing, please I think it's high time u guys think about it and try to stop it by all means. Ask God 4his grace, He ll give you.
Romance / Re: Help! Matured Guys Are Scarce On Nairaland!!! by Rejoiceavl(f): 7:00pm On Apr 14, 2016
DragonReborn:
I'm not sure what characteristics you think a 'mature' guy should exhibit. From your attitude on this thread it seems you mistake bluntness with childishness. There are people that will tell you what you wrote is senseless if it is senseless. That's insensitive or perhaps tactless, not immature. From the little I can gather about you, its seems you're a School Cert holder in need of a job in Abuja. My advise to you is to try and further your education and postpone your search for suitors for now, because the truth is you would just be a liability to them, I'm sure you wouldn't want to depend on any man for pocket money.
Ladies have preconceived notions on how men should behave in real life, but you need to understand this isn't real life, its virtual reality. So the rules here are kinda different. On here, we won't cringe and simper at the sight of you the way some guys do in real life, we'll set you straight when you act up, we won't go bankrupt because we crave your attention and we won't demean/debase ourselves just to please you. These I'm sure, are the qualities of your preferred 'mature' guy. There may still be some guys willing to grovel at your feet and steal money from their sick mothers so you can buy the latest Brazilian hair, just be patient, you'll find one soon.


Well, ur advice is gud, truth is u don't know me, don't assume you do, wen I asked 4a job, I got little help, so now I decide to joke and laf at AL ur comments, u think u know me?? Well I wish I could tell u who I really am, so u ll AL kno who I really am.
Romance / Re: Romancelanders Females Wake Up To The Reality That Age Is Not On Your Side... by Rejoiceavl(f): 1:33pm On Apr 13, 2016
SmellingAnus:
As a relationship counselor for over 10 years with successful mentorship of single girls into the Marriage terrain it will be unfair for me not to advice those girls (especially Nigerian Romancelanders girls) that desire to get married someday that it's time for you to wake up and realise that you don't have much time like your male counterparts... Firstly let me arrange the average Nigerian females according to their mentality into certain classes (note this is not a total generalization) AGE 18 - 22 I STILL HAVE TIME , (AGE 23 - 26 MAYBE I NEED A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP BUT I STILL HAVE SMALL TIME) , AGE 27 - 30 I NEED A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP THAT CAN LEAD TO MARRIAGE) ( AGE 31 TO 37 ITS THE AGE OF FEAR AND DESPERATION TO GET MARRIED) (AGE 38 AND ABOVE , FEAR OF REMAINING SINGLE FOR LIFE).... SOLUTION... FROM AGE 18, TELL YOURSELF THAT YOU DONT HAVE TIME AND START BUILD YOUR CHARACTER AND SELF TO THAT ADMIRABLE LEVEL WHERE YOU KNOW WANT YOU WANT... YOU KNOW THAT THE GOAL AT THE END OF THE DAY IS MARRIAGE, SO TAKE YOUR TIME CAREFULLY TO SELLECT WHAT'S BEST FOR YOUR FUTURE... Wish I could write more... ( WHERE DEM DEY ADVICE PIKIN WEY GET PAPA, NA THERE WEY PIKIN WEY NO GET PAPA DEY TAKE LEARN)... Are there questions?

Yes, I think u r right, tanks 4dis matured advice.

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Celebrities / Re: Omawumi Celebrates Her 34th Birthday Today (Photo) by Rejoiceavl(f): 9:40am On Apr 13, 2016
sharkz:
but she's more beautiful dan u n achieved more dan u!

Watever, and pls don't quote me agn, I'm not ur mate.
Celebrities / Re: Omawumi Celebrates Her 34th Birthday Today (Photo) by Rejoiceavl(f): 9:16am On Apr 13, 2016
Evn with AL makeup and money she has, She is not even beautiful
Romance / Re: Help! Matured Guys Are Scarce On Nairaland!!! by Rejoiceavl(f): 6:51pm On Apr 12, 2016
erosimo:


Swit hrt, what u need are thoughtful threads created by u where by guys of like minds will start writing comments and who knows, the chemistry may start from there. Good luck.
Tank u, much love....

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