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Christianity EtcRe: Do U Really Know Who Jesus Is? by Remmzy(m): 9:40pm On Aug 22, 2006
Alexos:
Who do you know JESUS is? and What do u call HIM?


Little Children call him 'FATHER'

Presidents & Governors calls him 'THE GREAT 'COUNSELLOR'

Astrologers says he is the 'BRIGHT AND MORNING STAR'

Zoologist says he is the 'LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH'

In Forestry, he is known as the 'TREE OF LIFE'

Oceanographers says he is the 'RIVER OF LIVING WATER'

In Geology, he is known as the 'ROCK OF AGES'

Publisher's says he is the 'AUTHOR OF OUR FAITH'

Sailors calls him the 'CAPTAIN OF SALVATION'

Prisoners call him the 'GREAT DELIVERER'

Carpenters says He is the 'DOOR'

Journalist says Jesus is the 'TRUTH'

Sinners calls him the 'FRIEND OF SINNERS'

Surveyors says he is the 'PLAN OF GOD'

Doctors says he's the 'GREAT HEALER'

Drivers says Jesus is the 'WAY'

Caterers call him the 'BREAD OF LIFE'

Teachers says he is the 'MASTER'

Theologers calls him the 'BAPTIZER'

Lawyers calls him the 'GREAT MEDIATOR, and the INTERCONTINENTAL ADVOCATE OF THE WHOLE WORLD'.

Native Doctors says he is the 'JESUS THE POWER OF GOD'

Soldiers refer to him as the 'PRINCE OF PEACE'

Civil Engineers says he is the 'CHIEF CORNER STONE'

Photographers calls him the 'IMAGE OF GOD'

Electrical engineers know him as the 'LIGHT OF THE WORLD'

Even in Death, he is known as the 'RESSURECTION & LIFE'


I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REALLY KNOW HIM, BUT IF YOU HAVE NOT KNOWN HIM, WHY NOT GIVE YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND HE WILL TURN YOUR LIFE FOR THE BETTER,

I DON'T KNOW HOW BIG IS YOUR PROBLEM IN LIFE, BUT I HAVE A FATHER WHO NEITHER SLEEPS NOR SLUMBER, HE WILL ALWAYS STEP IN FOR YOU, WHEN EVERYONE HAS STEPPED ASIDE.

AS FOR ME:
JESUS IS MY PERSONAL LORD AND SAVIOUR
HE IS MY FRIEND IN LIFE, AND MY COMPANION, AND WITH HIM-I AM LINKED UP WITH GOD.
I AM A PROUD CITIZEN OF HEAVEN  wink  cheesy  grin


WHAT ABOUT YOU, WHO IS JESUS IN YOUR LIFEhuh
men, wat do i ad, to the established "I AM" cool
PoliticsRe: What Tribes Have No Chance Of Ever Having One Of Their Own Become President? by Remmzy(m): 9:36pm On Aug 22, 2006
[b]Poor SOUTH SOUTH angry[/b]but they have some in Kala kuta republic grin
Jokes EtcRe: The "art" Of Love-making by Remmzy(m): 9:30pm On Aug 22, 2006
ikamefa:
" grin " tyrone is a mugu! all his wife needed was a white-lies laced poem!

funny though! cheesy
LOL
RomanceRe: How You U Let A Girl Know U Luv Her If She's Older And Far A Away From You? by Remmzy(m): 9:18pm On Aug 22, 2006
From experience[b]Get closer to her in terms of communication, make her feel & view Ur good side cos most human are convinced by what they see. Just the little i can mention for now & she might just give it all to you, her love & life in totality. cool[/b]
RomanceRe: To Marry Your First Love by Remmzy(m): 9:09pm On Aug 22, 2006
dontexe:
To marry your first love? WOW !!!! that would be great. The point is this, first love does not necessarily mean first girl friend. The truth is that most people (not all) do not understand the meaning of love when they started going out with someone; especially if that's their first relationship. Most realise what they felt was not love after they must have broken up. Love is not something u develop in a day, because if u do it won't last. Love is not a one way thing; when u love someone the person must also love u in return. The most important thing is for u to marry someone u truly love.
[b]No long story my first girlfriend is dead sad & am hoping on God to find my first LOVE grin.[/b]S.S.S!
FamilyRe: Nigeria Law For Divorce by Remmzy(m): 8:35pm On Aug 22, 2006
@ topic all opinions flows well
Radiant:
Mr man, i can't believe your question u know.
Here we go! If she's got a US citizenship, then he could want to marry her to get his own green card. Now, if she's just residing there and working or schooling, then he obviously is wasting his time 'cause he ain't going to get nothing from her. (Tho' the story sounds like he wants to get something from her)
She should first of all answer those questions so we can all be sure exactly what's going on.Besides, the issue is "automatically divorced" and not getting a "valid divorce under the nigerian law" shocked
but mine; WATCH B4 YOU LEAP GEE  grin, some times Lust appears love from a distance. Use whole Five sense, not just hear him say am dis or dat lipsrsealed
CareerRe: Which Nigerian Bank Pays Best? by Remmzy(m): 8:25pm On Aug 22, 2006
this topic can only be discussed to details by people living in naija grin am jealous ooh!
TV/MoviesRe: Portrayal Of Kissing And Lovemaking In Nollywood Movies by Remmzy(m): 8:22pm On Aug 22, 2006
@topic
soulpatrol:
not just the kissing alone, the cameramen need to get their angling right. don't they teach them how to get good angles and stuff like that? c'mon now, learn from hollywood. its always appaling to look at two naija actors kissing in a movie. no co-ordination, no on-screen chemistry, the woman always looks shy or like she's being forced, the guys lips are all over the place, God help us if he has humongous lips and he doesnt know what to do with it. haba! angry
[b]what chemistry again after much alarming rate of sexual harassment poised on actresses shocked, the once that wanted acting it real{not being shy} where called names by Nigerians sad. Although, most films coordination, film directing looks awful angry but we still av some we can stand for{vote for} if need be grin[/b]abi?
CareerRe: Nigerian Degrees And Work Experience Are Disregarded In America. Why? by Remmzy(op): 7:34pm On Aug 22, 2006
onlygirl:
huhthis is an all men affair,the thing about the discrimination is in our system here at home ,here you're not respected until u prove a point,so i believe u should do extra work on your study to gain their respect.Peace.

onlygirl
its never a men affair, all i nid is ur contribution. Helping ourselves wit some advice,   cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Would You Rather Have by Remmzy(m): 10:33pm On Aug 17, 2006
engr17:
Do MoNeY really answer all things even when it can not bye love, Happiness or even soul like urs?
But the TrUtH may not seems to be of wot u described earlier Remzy
[b]hmmn, got my reason grin; if money cant buy love Should be able to buy marriage, if it cant by happiness{of which i don't know the kind of happiness you talking about} but can purchase you some comfort likened to paradise on earth, souls can be purchased with money and thats d reason for money ritualism. it all depends on your view cool.[/b]However, if it had to do with seeking God's kingdom, then money cant because there exist no bribery & corruption up there but right here on earth. lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Ronaldinho Or Ronaldo by Remmzy(m): 4:42am On Aug 16, 2006
olaitan2:
it belongs to taribo
@olaitan2
i never tot of dat shocked , hw did yu come across the information? undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Elf Petroleum For Our Brothers by Remmzy(m): 11:51am On Aug 15, 2006
@tj.one[b]Thanks fella![/b] wink
Jokes EtcRe: Ronaldinho Or Ronaldo by Remmzy(m): 11:06am On Aug 15, 2006
incredible:
cheesy cheesy cheesy

i think the dog on the left hand side belongs to Ronaldo while the middle one belongs to ronaldinho.

Right now, i find difficulty in finding who the third dog belongs to. could it be u Dojo? grin
Think you are wrong, the dog @right side as a clearing gap in between teeth{Ronaldo} while @leftside should be for Ronaldhinho cool. to detect for the Dog in the middle? we will need a DNA test grin
HealthRe: Very Important For My Sistas by Remmzy(m): 10:57am On Aug 15, 2006
is as simple as this, you want cancer then use LIPSTICK! undecided
EventsRe: Party Hall/garden In Lagos - For Hosting Weddings, Birthday Parties Etc. by Remmzy(m): 10:55am On Aug 15, 2006
excellent cheesy i will get back to you smiley
Forum GamesRe: First And Last! 8 Letter Words! by Remmzy(m): 10:53am On Aug 15, 2006
spelling
Christianity EtcRe: Born Again Or Born Against? by Remmzy(m): 10:52am On Aug 15, 2006
Born again cool but against devil's advocates grin
Forum GamesRe: First And Last! 8 Letter Words! by Remmzy(m): 10:47am On Aug 15, 2006
prodigal
PoliticsRe: What Is Our Nigerian Politics And Democracy Turning In To? by Remmzy(m): 10:45am On Aug 15, 2006
The kingdom of naija politics suffereth violence sad and its only the Bad & ugly's in characters that taketh it by force shocked. Its either me or nobody's stuff! cry {NRJV}
Forum GamesRe: First And Last! 8 Letter Words! by Remmzy(m): 10:39am On Aug 15, 2006
Naughty
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Lost My Wallet by Remmzy(m): 10:36am On Aug 15, 2006
mamaput:
Thenn fast some more who knows what will come my way
[b]Ah mamaput grin you no like this brother @ all shocked[/b]Make i fast to Die, wen i never marry get pikin? Oga o sad
RomanceRe: When Is The Right Time To Let Go by Remmzy(m): 6:33pm On Aug 14, 2006
[b]i do count my blessings, if a relationship aint having fruits that keeps my soul & body alive grin am off the hook. [/b]Dats it cool
Forum GamesRe: First And Last! 8 Letter Words! by Remmzy(m): 6:19pm On Aug 14, 2006
Nonsense
IslamRe: Muslims: Are We Bad? by Remmzy(m): 11:53am On Aug 14, 2006
@m4malik:guy, am shocked by your statement you must be a politician grin in the making!.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Lost My Wallet by Remmzy(m): 11:45am On Aug 14, 2006
Remmzy:
@mamaput:gee, am damn dumb founded grin. Whats going to happen, I pray God help cause its a total tragedy cry.
[b]lets thank for for HIS mercy, gee you are damn lucky! wink[/b]Adura gba, try pay for my fasting ooooooooo! grin
CelebritiesRe: Emeke Ike Vs Jim Iyke by Remmzy(m): 4:22am On Aug 14, 2006
nijerbabe:
who do u think it more handsome and the best whn it comes to askin??

Personally, i think they are both good but Jim"s thick accent and his fake "oyinbo acent" ticks me off sometimes
[b]You av said it all, Jim is Fake. Therefore, Emeka is the original cool[/b]Thats it lipsrsealed
IslamRe: Muslims: Are We Bad? by Remmzy(m): 4:18am On Aug 14, 2006
@topic:
Re: Musilms, Are We Bad?
« #1 on: August 12, 2006, 01:54 PM » 

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I'm not so sure what you're attempting here, but have you given deep thought to those issues of strongly held and undeniable beliefs in Islam? While I don't equate all Muslims as the same, what are we to make of those very disturbing trends today that most Muslims are parading to the world about Islam? Sample these -

¤ if a Muslim converts to another religion, kill him?

¤ if people insult Islam, massacre them?

¤ if a cartoon is published somewhere in the Scandinavia, Muslims in Nigeria go on rampage and kill Christians in Nigeria.

¤ if some Muslims want to register their misgivings about the West, suicide bombers on assignment must leave passengers stranded at the airport for days.

¤
[b]the above is for the Zombi's or vampires, real educated  Muslim flees way from total sin. You might come from a muslim world but not be true to Islam.[/b]Islam means peace!
PhonesRe: Your Phone Stolen? Share Your Experience by Remmzy(m): 4:04am On Aug 14, 2006
ikamefa you are a lucky, good samaritan se? cool
ikamefa:
My phone has never been stolen before,but i lost my last phone in the subway once, twas sometime last year and i was rushing to get on the train as i opened my bag to get out my train pass my phone fell out of my bag.

didn't realize this , twas later when i got to work that i found out . so i called my own cell phone and an MTA worker who was working where it dropped pick up ma phone and told me to come pick up my phone which i later did. grin

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