₦airaland Forum

efighter:
Even if you are born 1000 times, you will still not be qualified to be Buhari's gateman.

Yea cos he's not a bleeping almajiri

sarrki:
Keeping all the Service chiefs especially burutai its an eye opener to other sectors where we are not doing well

Mr President I am and many well meaning Nigerians that supported you are

See sarrki o

nPF is always in the news for all kinds of terrible stuffs


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sLentlover7778:
Abacha being supplying Nigeria needs since 8 June 1998...
The true definition of... The money wey we get ooo e no go finish...

Jesus Christ!
Even in death he's still the richest man in Africa

emeijeh:
I won't be surprised if some among the 30 are here as zonBs chanting sai barber upandan.

Jobless BMC

Bbqgrillz may just be one

They should fight book haram too

bukatyne:
The 'Alpha' qualities are qualities everyone need to develop to enjoy healthy relationships and lead quality lives.

So instead of Alpha male, we should talk about 'Alpha people'.

Awon feminists have arrived

Imagine... Railway tracks that are always very lonely. Maiduguri of all places!
This government agenda will never work


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HacheNoire:
When your lots start supporting someone, we know what happens.


Saraki, Dino, Jimi Agbaje, Ben Bruce, Fayose, Adeleke, Goodluck Jonathan, Ihedioha and the likes are living examples.

Even Donald Trump has entered his own.

Lols! Naija politics isn't by mouth jor

sakabien:
Guy,U shd hv dropped ur phone to make up for the difference in stead of mopping floor....

Lols!

Guys never take a girl out with less than 5k in your pocket. I'll tell you the story when I'm done mopping the floor of this eatery.

DaddySoftapple:
Honesty speaking, i can't have sex with the cameras on me. I just can't.

Except I'm going to put on a mask and negotiate for 50 thousand dollars.

Based on the order of the Peaky blinders.

Lmao!!!!! Guyyyy

Mannabqgrillz please make sure you comment

God help us o

Hmmm! Don't you just wish that he's exaggerating? God help us

Alot of hidden stuffs are in our everyday cartoons.

donstan18:
99.863% of Nigerians will wish you well, but deep within them, they really don't mean it.

They'll pray you succeed, but when they see you succeeding to much, they'll start hating and wishing for your downfall.

Only a FOOL will say Burna lost to Kidjo due to his lack of education. He lost because Kidjo was simply better and deserving of the award.

Facts!

Hmmm. May God help Nigeria

einsteine:
There was no option of fine

But it wasn't stated

Wow! Really? Bragging rights heh

Lynx001:
Have efcc returned the money to the american firm or individual. 3yrs for each of the four count charge. the judge said it will run concurrently. Meaning they will spend 3years. I heard prison days are counted 12hourly. so in normal counting it will be 1yr 6months. Am i right? abeg someone help me out. That judge attended tanko grammar schøol.

Option of fine. It can't be less than 5m

True talk sir

This your story is so freaking similar to mine.
Only the thing never enter.... Omo mk I take dressing o

maasoap:
Katsina state is neither a Christian nor a Muslim state, no state in Nigeria is. But Wike is such an ignoramus, he wouldn't know that. Just like many educated illiterates we have here on Nairaland

Katsina is not a what? Baba you can't get a church along a major road in KT. It must be inside a street.

Wow! She didn't fake one moment during her stay here. Infact most of the things she did and places visited were not originally planned it appears ; guess she was just carried away. Niger sweet sharna bad government spoil am.

Ghanaians be like "who's eh Kedi B"!?

dairykidd:
Well, 2004, 300 level, 2nd simester exams.. War, I had exams to write. My niggaz follow me enter campus na so we dey observe nbm's everywhere because dem collect seriously the past days so they're looking to even scores. Me being a friend of my enemies still greet some from afar pass dey go exam hall but at the back of my mind i know say if i no waka well na history i go be so soon. All through the exams na those guys when pose for strategic positions i just dey reason. Luckily for me my young ju friend came to look for me. With sad news of the death of a close friend gunned down at his girls house. Cold sweat broke out omor the thing done near me be that oo. There and then i sent him home to collect my small emergency bag that's always ready with emergency movement items.. I observe my environment those idiots done loose guard so i follow bush path come out campus. Lo and behold a group of nbm's again but these ones are my friends the grooving click. One of them dey grad and insisted i must follow them... see me see wahala devil leave me for waist biko ahh.. I saw my young friend he delivered and looked at me like ( bros u sure say u get sense so) i told him i will be fine but codedly text my right hand to come intercept me at the spot. These nbm's no bold touch me but dem bold sell me na war & na their way. They brought out a crate of chilled beer just for me.. i laugh for my mind.. una dey learn work. Meanwhile my mind was racing calculating my exit plan before u know one black bra babe i have always wanted to fcck was there and telling me how she had always wanted to fcck me too but her guy dey monitor her and she wanted us to use this opportunity to do the do.. another of her friend join the convo they promised a mind blowing party.. foolish me was considering it after some green bottles and weed. Then my right man appeared the scene and pinched me then whispered.. shebi u know say 2 of ur guys when drop na women matter map them.. omor my eyes clear. Meanwhile i overheard those black idiots laughing in a corner saying " no mind am no be him? he go soon drop that small bag na". I just got up like i was going to pee na so my right man follow me i drop am raba take hold him side then cross, luckily one bus loading shouting last chance. Na so i siddon straight to Benin. Unknown to me dem don make control for my head. Hit squad dey come. I dey move. When i take pass school gate dem no know. I done reach Iruekpen my phone wan burst. I no pick until my kid bro called that nbm's are doing stop and search on the road by the scool gate.. I laughed...people for bus dey look me like fool but only me know say assuming i no move when i move baba.. those fools for use my enemy count scores. Some months later after everything died down i saw the babe and called her she denied knowing me.. wanted to give her a lift cos we were driving to school from Benin and we were just two guys. This babe say she wan use bus

That's one of my near death experience... Thank God for life but the carryover no be here sha.

Lolx!

Officialgarri:
Meanwhile, Wike is busy proclaiming Rivers state as a Christian state when nobody asked him.
Now their rivers are full of dead bodies

Oga u have been peddling this shit.
Is katsina a christian state?

Rivers of blood

Hmmm nawa

At least this is a better dimension to focus on



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OK! Thank God you held your own

Nice