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3rdlegxxx:
Morning house, i already answered questions 1 and 3, why is everyone still attempting an answered question ....

7 New Riddles. Rules: no expos, no cheating whatsoever, think and answer, if you copy from somewhere, i would know These are easy riddles so let's enjoy..

1. What is harder to catch the faster you run?

2. A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup and went in to the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea. She shouted, '' You brought me the same tea! how did she know.

3. What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

4. You do not want to have it, but when you have it you do not want to loose it, what is it?

5. What is the longest word in the dictionary?

6. A man rode into town on Thursday. He stayed for 2 days. One day he was cheated out of all his money. Sad and confused, he left on Thursday. How was this possible?

7. What do you eat before its alive and after its dead?

I hate riddles,number 1 is your breath ....heard it before.

5. Floccinupification or something like that.

6. It was possible because his horse was named Thursday.

ashewoboy:
Really! So you saw the message, why didn't you reply? Repogirl has changed. You are not the repogirl i used to know.


So why did you tell people to drop their mail address? Oh it was an antic to garner votes for r.e..fi..ner? Who doesn't know she won't win?


I have a feeling you are lying to me.

seriously? Pls go and find your daily medication and take jare!

I offered first love and not first night.

And when it's out, go and buy. No more freebies for you since repogirl has changed. Goodnight!

ashewoboy:
I sent you a mail, kindly reply na.

The story is not completed yet, so you've got to follow the story like everyone else.

ashewoboy:
Repogirl, hello.

what dey happen?

How can I Epp you?

Oladim001:
Yea you are. Was just saying though... And yea i hold you in really high regards. Am a huge fan of your stories. When i saw the news of the writer that died, my first thought was if the person was related to you.

lol, no he's not.

Oladim001:
Sincerely speaking i didnt expect that from you. You should just go ask the mods on nairaland why they put it on frontpage and no one is forcing to read it anyway. My opinion...

lol, you must hold me in such high regards. I am only human dearie and I have too much of a quick temper to keep taking bullshit for too long.

I want real news, not pictures of the lavish banquets they keep holding for rich thieves when the impoverished are all around us and can barely afford a meal a day.

Noone forced me to read it but for the past week and more, it comes up every single day, in my face like it's something so important or it's benefitting the masses.

I've had enough of it and I've said my piece. It might change something or it might not but atleast I've said my own and I felt better after saying it.

Besides, last time I checked, I was allowed to air my own opinion, was I not?

These days the only news we see is how they break and make fast. Who da fúck cares?

I pity people who drink the words of some so called pastors like pure water.

Best to pray for the discerning spirit to tell you what's true and what is balderdash.

IamLukas:
Brand of Cain-Larrysun
The itch-Royver

Unwanted-Safarigirl


Letting go-Repogirl

Sword of vengeance-Solomonbrown64

Iamlukas, suzie0, thanks guys, I'm glad you enjoy my stories. I feel obliged to correct you though, Letting Go was written by Audrey Timms not me.

Thanks again.

Chai.....terrorists at work

tomquest:
I met some former colleagues of mine whom I'd seen about 6 years ago. Believe me, while I was able to recognize all the guys, it was a Herculean task identifying all the ladies, most of whom I knew to be slim/trim/curvy and unmarried then. Almost all of these once-slim ladies are now looking big and fat and absolutely less plummy than they used to be.

Why is it hard for MANY married ladies to stay trim and sexy? Is marriage a "breakthrough from hunger" or what? And why do they express shock when their husbands go after trim and shapely ladies outside? Is it that they didn't know that men are typically motivated by sensual sights?

I've seen a lot of ladies in their 30s who are so lazy to even take a 20 minutes walk in a week, at least just to exercise and burn some fat. Let's not even mention going to the gym. They drive or board okada all their lives. And when they eat, you'd ve amazed at the amount of calories they consume!

Are this category of ladies aware that the game is becoming dangerously tighter because "oga" is constantly inundated with young, trim, energetic and sexy girls on a daily basis; while his own wife keeps growing fat and out of shape and looking like his mother? Guys, do you like your wife looking like she's your mum?

Carry your own cross and let others carry their own. Bodies are different, metabolisms are different. Live and let live jare!

Someone has said it earlier, weight gain is no excuse for adultery. Whoever will cheat will find one reason or the other to do so.

Till then focus on your own family.