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Not a new thing at all, my sis encountered them twice in Abuja here. Immediately they start 'no be you get that bag for boot?' She tells the driver to park well so she can drop, and doesn't even bother paying them anything.
Pls be prayerful and thankful to God.

luvmijeje: Eternity and hell,I thought it was certain but what I read on d FP 2day really shooks my faith.

Faith should never be shaken, its the devils work to lie and to deceive, that's his native tongue.

luvmijeje: Time to repent is now because later is not certain.

Certain things are certain par exemple' death et eternity.

nonisofast: Foolishness prevails in Nairaland.#smh#

Nairaland can be so addictive.

Meanings shouldn't be read from some people's actions, sometimes they are unaware of their foooolishness.

megawax8: me n my guys r jst chillin @ a bar afta d dayz work afta all all work n no red wine makes jack hav a hrt problem

Problem for me right now is knowing what cause I'm in with daik?

waooo: horizon, horizon, hmm, please help me out with the definition of horizon, the night school i went to is not just helping matters here, please do render some help.

Help is needed for some people urgently!

Trouble was sleeping jeje-ly when an idi'ot went to wake it up.

jagabanban: Beholder, yes and also on the face of the beholdee

Beholdee or not, what's overrated for one is overappreciated by many others.

nonisofast: Man is the author of his own fate.

Fate is overrated.

Well-being of a man lies in how well he takes care of himself

kaylonda: decipher-ing them will take eons. Who's got time for that?

Do not believe everything you hear. (@kaylonda, one sentence only please.)

Beings you can't decipher.

megawax8: you get winks from me?? I jst hop u r a lady mehn.......

Mehn some things never change.

Johnchike, the troll preacher, lol.

IZUKWU: from sex ,you don't drive satisfaction, have you tried skin to skin .

Skin indeed, here goes the thread again! *rolls eyes*

IZUKWU: younger,you say but it is watchtower not watchword!

'Watchword' actually consists Of two words.

jagabanban: Married life has its ups and downs . . . but it beats being a bachelor anyday

Anyday, anytime being married is awesome.

IZUKWU: around and round ,the world keeps going!

Going off a lot on this thread, Izukwu is there a problem?

shordie: busy when the boss is around

Around the world a few times, met a lot of douche bags and a'ss wipes.

IZUKWU: paycheck that comes only because you are gainfully employed.

Employed peeps are usually busy

IZUKWU: day,yeah today wednesday!

Wednesday is at the middle of the week.

Morning marks the beginning of another day.

Sparring is not one of my many talents am afraid, I'm usually meek and very humble.

Jare is another none english word.