₦airaland Forum

Joy1706:
Ah ah! What are you saying. This boy has never made sense for once in his life

He tries sometimes but he is prejudiced against the female folk and suffers superiority complex over them.

It's too obvious.

You will most likely poop yourself.... that's very normal.

Toks2008:
Never juxtapose the sexual life of a man to a woman...they are very different.

seriously? It's comments like these that make guys feel nothing is wrong with their sleeping around. Abeg fornication is fornication whether you are man or woman.

Sometimes OP you try to make sense, and then you spoil every sense you tried to make with just one totally horrendous comment.

ireneony:
guy i be your showroom
Abi na you bring me come nairaland. .


Let this sound as a warning for those small cork quoting me, it's not a must my comment must tally with other people ideology.
Last checked, in Nigeria consistution there is freedom of speech.

I don't give a Bleep about you all.


So one couple made FrontPage, see all the guys whinnig like shaking chickens. Tell me, what about those that bleep a lot of ladies like pure water without any meaningful thing to show for it?

To all the ladies here, just because you see very handful are getting married, you think you can start visiting every tom and dicck here i pirry una..


For every marriage that take place here, they are thousands of bleeping that goes unnoticed. ..

I stand with you on some of your points here ooooo but that your first post was quite mean.

We should even rejoice that some people can find love and happiness here. I have completely written off Nairaland as a place not to find sincere friendships but when I see stories like this, it makes one think there might be a little hope afterall.

Take it easy, I know you have seen wehn from nairalanders, you are not alone but still try to be happy for those ones who are sincere to each other.

Dexema:
Ahnahn, don't spoil market for others oo, we know God has settled your own marital issues.

lol, okay then....I will zip it hence forth.

This guy just dey throw bombshell at Buhari every week. DSS go soon come knock him door for midnight.

Alezy:
why do u take out Ur stories after a while?

plagiarism concerns. You have to buy it on okadabooks if you want to read.

Captain6:
Who wan send you PM self? See as you resemble insect

bwahahahahahahaha!
So you sef join those creeps, abi is that why is paining you? Na wa for you o, somebody cannot play with you creeps again?

Awwwww, such a sweet story. May your union be blessed with abundance and fruitfulness.

As for me I'm never answering PMs. So many creeps out there. Gosh!

OK..Na so dem go kick am out to him place of glory....using Rahama the Kanywood actress as reference

Wow! The coincidence is uncanny.

I disagree sha. We will find a way to be online. Shebi there was a time BB subscription was 5k and yet plenty people were still online. Nigerians must find a way!

Bubu and Saraki are now besties.

LordofNairaland:
Witnesses? Witnesses can prove to win but does it mean they are saying the whole truth? I have a Master's in forensic psychology and I know more than to trust eyewitnesses' accounts. A lot of things influence such accounts.

Well, Repo, let me reiterate that Buhari is a good man. He may not be perfect but he is better than most of the politicians we have now.

when more than three or four witnesses say the same thing, then it's what happened. Simple.

LordofNairaland:
We don't know the true stories behind those attacks. This is a new one. I can assure you that as long as you don't provoke the python, you will enjoy its dance.

there are witnesses who can confirm what happened and you still don't know the true stories? You want true story to fall from heaven before you will believe it?

Or you want Buhari to tell you the true story, then you will believe.

LordofNairaland:
Watch it! The dance will benefit the good people of Nigeria. Only the bad ones will be constricted and swallowed.

Indeed like how they have been constricting and swallowing the Shiites, the farmers, the people in the South south and the 150 IPOB protesters abi.

Guy please save this your nonsense talk for others.

eph12:
Can't believe someone thinks people are benefitting from being a Nigerian resident. This is so depressing.

I'm telling you! Can you imagine the rubbish the fool is uttering with his foolish mouth?

Tax is a burden because we are dashing them money for ding absolutely nothing for us.

Contribute to a system that makes one enjoy which stupid standard of living? FIRs must be mad. After all the tax, what stupid standard of living is there to show for it? Mad people.

The idiot is even blaming the OP on top money that is not his own. Imagine!

If the money had not entered his account nko? Shebi they won't pay the hospital bill. Useless person.

This is a huge lie! I don't believe it. Involve the police or else the rest of your money will enter voice mail till further notice.

Junior66:
Hausa.

oh okay,lol. We usually just lump them all together.

Second fiddle to who kwa?

cowardSeun:
Who knows.... the Daura cretin is a nomad who probably migrated into Nigeria with cows, water bottle and stick

bwahahahahahahaha! My belle ooooo! Take it easy on bubu nah...Na wetin!

Okay.....so that is why they must be murdered in cold blood?

Ok....keep negotiating and dashing them back the Bokoharam prisoners so that they will keep gathering and killing your soldiers.

Funlordjnr:
Who gives a _fuck if they were rich before? You think say money dey do rich people? Or you don't see the desperation of the rich in your city? Stop trying to vouch for them and go and try and impregnate one of indimis daughters oh so that you can blend!


Joker....

The rich hustle even more than average people. They never rest, they hustle till they die.

Okay o, hope is not the one that you will send her back to Daura along with her father when we kick him out.

Similar to how You sef pack your load back to your papa house after Babangida retire.

Mtcheww, foolish people. Dance ko Dunce ni

Themonster:
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cry me a river.

medicine after death
am not mocking tinubu but am stating the obvious.

intelligent chap among you knows
what buhari is doing now is related to a father consoling his boy after a heavy beating.

kiss the truth

Gbam! Just sweet talking him, calming him down until the next beating.

Na now him dey realise that Tinubu is a priceless asset? He is a priceless asset and they treat him like he doesn't have any clout in the party. One of Buhari's spokes women was even claiming that Buhari has eliminated godfatherism, who else was she referring to, if not Tinubu? Mtcheww!

All this one na fake hailings jare....only fools will be fooled. Fact is you used and dumped Tinubu. It's as clear as daylight.

teebillz:
Wrong! Non of those things you mentioned feels like a Big D, my dear. DM me if you need proof.

Na so... but I will have to decline on the offer, thanks.

Lol, be like sey MMM people plenty for here. See as they are defending themselves.

teebillz:
Wonder why? Does Big D mean anything to you?

lol! In this 21st century, big D's are overrated. A big D doesnt mean maximum pleasure. So many inventions and contraptions more satisfying than a big D jare.

Only a novice would be fascinated by that.