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post=78710508:
It is so good to know that we have a president who does not intervene in the rule of law.

This can never ever happen in the 16 years of election malpractice in the time of PDP, the party of fraud and corruption.

God bless our darling President Muhammadu Buhari.
God bless Nigeria.
This is democracy @ it's peak.

The will of Nigerians will not be subverted. Never! A President once told us in this country that the coming polls would be do or die. Not with President Buhari. Fair is fair. No foul play. Under his watch, his political party, the All Progressives Congress (APC) has lost gubernatorial elections in Bayelsa, Zamfara and Anambra states.
At the recent Council of States meeting, Gov Willie Obiano publicly registered his appreciation to President Buhari, for the level playing ground he made available during the election in his state. With do or die apostles, and a certain political party in power, such would never happen. Not with their garrison mentality. All states are territories that must be conquered, willy-nilly.

APC has won gubernatorial positions under Buhari in Kogi, Ondo and Edo states. The victories were fair and square. The party lost in Bayelsa, Zamfara and Anambra.
This President would never manipulate victory for anyone, not even his own party. And you ask us not to trust him? We will, and no mistake.

Children of hate and perdition, you can hereby take the floor......

Pls explain how the apc chairman became a governor. Everything boils down to "16 years of pdp." Smh

makavele:


Let's talk about this for a while and while we are at it; let's reason like adults . .

The snapchat application: what does it do? social connection
Instagram? what does it do? social connection

How about the paypal app? financial connection

and the Uber app? transportation connection . . .

Now imagine paypal starts to do snaps as a feature. so while sending money to your loved ones, you could add one or two "snaps" like like snapchat
or imagine, you could now use "instragram" to transfer money to somebody's paypal account.

It misses the objective; why the app existed in the first place . . . Try to incorporate another external feature and see it dead on arrival.
Facebook tried integrating p2p payments and taxi hailing into their app. Ask yourself how many times have you used facbook's p2p payment system. Then compare that with PayPal, skrill, perfectmoney, and crypto currencies (in their dedicated application).

And how many times have taxis being hailed using facebook?
How many times do people use the dedicated apps like Uber? Taxify?

Well, you get the idea.

Go back and read the SOLID principle of programming. It's not only for classes and methods; it extends into the overall Dev ops.
There was a hot debate here sometimes why Computer Science degree holders are way better than self-taught programmers. I chose to stay neutral but now I am beginning to reason along that line too. This is something any body would have learned in the fundamentals.
Self taught always think they have learnt it all cos they shipped a product; but they are missing the whole fundamentals.

Now feel free to counter my position; but do it nicely and not like that rabid dog; who has enough to purchase a daughter
but could not purchase his family out of poverty. He got his chance but missed it; and has been ignored since 6am today.
He will be e-buried in my collection of memes.

WhatsApp set to fully integrate payment feature into their chat app after successful trials in India.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/samshead/2019/05/08/facebook-plans-to-build-new-whatsapp-payments-feature-in-london/amp/

Over to you oga and your principles of programming

paste007:
YouTube channel for Sale with 800subscribers and 270,000 views.

Channel link?
Asking price?
Contact info?

doctuw:
I will need to know how much it will cost to make a website of disk space, 250Gb; Bandwidth 200Gb.
This package will include management/maintenance/updating on a quarterly basis. .
Let me know asap. If your quotation is good, I am game

on digital ocean you will get 250gb storage and 1tb bandwidth for $5

Would have applied if it was a remote position. Experienced in laravel and vuejs. Stay in the south east.

inter6designs:
what platform do you use to develop a website, is it Dreamweaver, WordPress, Joomla or Magneto or which do you go for not mentioned on the list

Laravel and vuejs

Dont think so. Have seen some ads on nl which point to fb pages.

From the top of my head here is how I would do it.

First authenticate the user to determine the user id.

When the checkbox in the comment section is clicked make an ajax post request and update the row.

Rather than trying to retrieve again from the database I will use js to store the state of the checkbox and use that in the frontend.

Prices

kolykoldy1:
I want to develop a classified website.
A website like Olx..
I need the cheapest and best offer please.
I will prefer someone in Lagos.
I'm running a low budget,But I still want a good and interactive website.
Thank you.

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Though not in lagos

folak48:
I need a landing page to promote a CPA offer asap.
Drop your contact if you can design one.

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Kindly visit your schools ict centre. They are the only ones that can help you.

makavele:


If you choose to live in self-denial, my friend, it's your choice.
I wasn't having high expectations; anyway.
You win; I am done !!!

There is nothing like self denial.

The question of whether a payment processor should be integrated into the chat app is for marketers.

Programmers would only come in when the question how? Is asked.

Ijeomaejiofor:
so you know it is illegal, and you still promote such online. The EFCC should arrest you for such information you're sharing.

both you and the people that'll follow your advice will suffer the pain of any person you do it to.

wickedness everywhere

This is nothing but the case of a broke scammer
trying to rip greedy people of 20k.

makavele:


Bros, please stop this . You are cracking me up real good here. Let me repeat myself. That post was more of a digression. Well I get you point. So let that one rest.
I don't know what methodology amazon uses; but methodology isn't something that is written on a whiteboard and decided upon
prior to making decisions.
Nobody says "hey, lets build a new integration?" shall we use agile, or otherwise?
or which TDD shall we employ?
Hahaha

That statement alone shows you don't even understand what I was saying all long; more like it's kinda beyond your scope
Your perhaps know the Google definition of it; but not the practical implementation of it. You would only when you work where it is being
practiced.
And I say that politely, please don't take it as an insult.

You were the one who went off track.

Someone suggested that he integrate a payment processing into his app.

This is a marketing advice and discussion as the approach and technical side of this were never mentioned.

Only for you to say that it was against a programming principle.

What is the name of the principle and who propounded it if I may.

Or better still tell me how the above suggestion is related to big o and agile and redis?

And on the thought about self thought vs degree programmers.

I believe this comparison is baseless as the comparison should be rather be about good vs bad programmers.

makavele:


That response was not about the app; but your question of principles

Congratulations: well you get the point !
A comp sci graduate who negates the use of principles? I want to believe otherwise !!!

An app that allows a payment system . . I say Nay, you say Yay.
At the end of the day, the app maker is pleased to do as he/she desires.

And yes, I know Jeffery and a host of others. The problem is . . they learn in reverse. but over time, will become just as good as one with the core fundamentals or even better.

As you could see in my analogy, the problem to our imaginary app was fixed in reverse;
which poses a threat in commercial standards.

You still dont get the point.

The question about having an chat app that allows payment processing has absolutely nothing to do with programming.

This type of decisions are not made by programmers but the marketers and directors.

At the end it is not about programming principles but how marketable the app will be.

Or do you think Amazon sat down with its developers to talk agile before deciding to incorporating any of their services

makavele:
And now going back to your questions of principles developed by who or where?

Who developed the Waterfall method, or the Agile methods? how about Scrum. It's already quite obvious you are self-taught. I really have no problem with that. But this is where "you" might have a problem.

A customer needs a web app. After shipping, your web app consumes 956MB of RAM. And takes forever to search the DB records. Oh good Lord! Customer complains. A computer scientist will not even have this issue because before shipping, the apps are already tested and optimized for memory usage and performance, disk io rates; and bandwidth consumption; cpu usage etc. Well, no self taught tests for these things and that would even be an understatement.

So back to bedlam. Customer complains. You go to google and search "my application is using too much memory" . . "how to transverse a DB quickly" etc
and you get some results talking gibberish . . e.g.

The big O notation, a pigeon vs an email in file transfer; use Recursion instead of endless for loops; use memcache; integrate redis; use quicksort
blah blah blah

And you start wondering what the heck has Big O got to do with an html/css application in php and bootstrap;
and why must i spin up Redis for this simple laravel application. what the f*k is quicksort?

then you start googling again: "what is Big O" , "how to implement big O in PHP" . . . "how to implement Redis".... like seriously?
And when you start to get brain fogged with all the information that don't even scratch the surface.

You go back to the codes and start reducing your if else statements, or probably creating more nested loops and vice versa.
You start refactoring by grouping together code blocks into functions and reducing lines of code blocks.

And guess what? YOU DID NOTHING !!!

And that, my friend, is the problem derived from a lack of understanding of principles.

You make a lot of points but all this have absolutely nothing to do with the question. A chat app that allows people to make payments.

And for your information I am a computer science graduate from futo. So believe me when I say I dont make rookie mistakes.

And about self taught developers, do you know Jeffery way of laracasts.com the official training site of laravel. Well, he is a college drop out and self taught programmer. Do your noun certificate has nothing to do with it.

Come to think of it. If uber decides to incorporate a sort of on demand payment processing into their service, do you think anyone in this world will care about your principles.

And you dont need a sermon to drive home your points.

makavele:


Please don't tell me you are feeling intimidated. I can literally smell it in your post.
Let's carry on the conversation as I replied in my previous quote.

You miss the point bro.

You drop a screenshot with literally everything blurred out.

Drop the links to the repo then I will begin to shiver.

Principles developed by who and where?

Tested, validated and universally accepted by who and where?

Look at Amazon- started as a book selling and lending app but now is a full fledged ecommerce app. But not just that though, you have amazon prime cast TV incorporated, amzon drive, Amazon go, merch by Amazon, Amazon art etc.

Why didn't amzon go out of business because they shifted from their reason of existence. Or why did users embrace the new features and additions even if they were not book related.

Think jumia. Now, jumia pay, jumia food, jumia travel and so.

I still maintain my stand that it is still down to the developer and company.

After all the app is yours, you could integrate any features you want without having to worry about any principles.

And by the way, the fact that we share different opinions on this matter, doesnt make one smarter than the other.

makavele:


Let's talk about this for a while and while we are at it; let's reason like adults . .

The snapchat application: what does it do? social connection
Instagram? what does it do? social connection

How about the paypal app? financial connection

and the Uber app? transportation connection . . .

Now imagine paypal starts to do snaps as a feature. so while sending money to your loved ones, you could add one or two "snaps" like like snapchat
or imagine, you could now use "instragram" to transfer money to somebody's paypal account.

It misses the objective; why the app existed in the first place . . . Try to incorporate another external feature and see it dead on arrival.
Facebook tried integrating p2p payments and taxi hailing into their app. Ask yourself how many times have you used facbook's p2p payment system. Then compare that with PayPal, skrill, perfectmoney, and crypto currencies (in their dedicated application).

And how many times have taxis being hailed using facebook?
How many times do people use the dedicated apps like Uber? Taxify?

Well, you get the idea.

Go back and read the SOLID principle of programming. It's not only for classes and methods; it extends into the overall Dev ops.
There was a hot debate here sometimes why Computer Science degree holders are way better than self-taught programmers. I chose to stay neutral but now I am beginning to reason along that line too. This is something any body would have learned in the fundamentals.
Self taught always think they have learnt it all cos they shipped a product; but they are missing the whole fundamentals.

Now feel free to counter my position; but do it nicely and not like that rabid dog; who has enough to purchase a daughter
but could not purchase his family out of poverty. He got his chance but missed it; and has been ignored since 6am today.
He will be e-buried in my collection of memes.

donsheddy1:
Well, after going through your post, all I could deduce from it is that you're also looking for money. Believe this guy at your own cost.

You even had time to go through the post. Someone who couldn't even afford a custom domain name

makavele:


Yeah talk more; do less

Sorry bro but screenshots prove nothing

An app should be devoted to just one thing!

Well, that is your own opinion and idea and definitely no principle.

makavele:


And this goes against the principles of programming.
An app should be devoted to one thing and just one thing only!
No sense in making a social app + a fintech app inside one app

Well; if you are Zuckerberg, you can break those rules.

Have u guys considered that he might have built it for the learning experience? My first few websites were basically "clones" of sites I liked.

I didn't build them cos I wanted to compete with them in business but just for the learning experience

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post=78012146:

Yahoo boys are in trouble!
While the EFCC are at it, they should not forget he corrupt politicians all over the country also, they are as worse as yahoo boys.

You can see some yahoo boys on this thread wailing seriously!
Una go dey alright las las!


Where did you read that?!
Do you need glasses, or you forgot your glasses at the beer parlour?!
Beware of e-slap!

You specifically quoted the portion that said cars (benz) were carted away like that is a proof of yahoo

post=78012146:

Yahoo boys are in trouble!
While the EFCC are at it, they should not forget he corrupt politicians all over the country also, they are as worse as yahoo boys.


You can see some yahoo boys on this thread wailing seriously!
Una go dey alright las las!

Are you saying every young guy who owns a car is a fraudster. Like there is no more legitimate source of income again?

NOC1:
the way they mention server as if it is a big something, for those that don't know what serve is, it is an encrypted code.
some comments I read online, today amused me.
I thank God who face me the opportunity to see, things in this world, if not I will be wallowing in ignorance.

Sorry to say this but you too know nothing of what a server is.

A server is just a computer (though a highly efficient one) running a server os most likely a linux distro.

Other machines and computers connect to it and the server transmit or serves data to them.

cyberwaver:
the bluefly.com.ng is a WordPress website, the owner just downloaded a nulled theme and installed it on the site..

I usually don't expect much from WordPress developer that only knows how to install themes and plugins, most of those themes come with onpage builder..


He can't build a custom website...

These are the kinds of people that spoil business for us..


There are plenty WordPress developers out there and most of them don't even know css to begin with..

Always use builtwith.com to filter the site of the web design agency, if its WordPress don't fully trust it.

Good web design agencies won't use WordPress for their own website, they will code it ground up..

Wait, you call yourself a web developer and your website is WordPress, what rubbish?

Please next time filter the website..

Oh, there are ways to hide if a website is built with WordPress, but don't worry only few know that trick...

Stay safe guys

True talk.

But using wordpress doesnt make you a quack.

As most agencies use wordpress but with their own custom built theme like ckdigital.net.

But checking the guys site blueflydesign, I can see he even used the themes demo content on the page. And frankly almost all the so called agencies I see on nairaland tow the same path. Only problem is that clients wont know, all they will see is a shining website that is the handwork of someone else.

What most of the clients fail to understand is that there is a big difference between a web designer and a web developer.

Most of these guys advertising on nairaland only know how to install wordpress, download and install a nulled theme and install numerous plugins and that is it.

Once the client wants something that cant be achieved with the default wordpress installation, problems and stories arise. 90% of the complains I see on nairaland are usually along this line, where clients wants a project and designer tries unsuccessfully to force wordpress to do what it can't.

Before you hire a developer dont just ask for links to past works, but ask details about the projects. What framework used, what plugins used and even ask for a github repository.

Now a developer that doesnt own a github account shouldn't be calling himself a developer. That us one easy way to differentiate the quacks.

From the github account you can view the type of projects and codebase he has worked on.